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| 05-06-10 10:38pm - 5343 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
SHUT-UP, already, and get on with it It's enough I have to endure the "screamers," the non-stop "Ooows, Ahhhs, the Oh yesss'es"... as well as the other sundry sounds of ongoing fiegned ecstasy, now comes a growing segment chit-chatting about the attributes of his/her sizes and performance..ie., "fuck my tight pussy", "gimme more of your big cock in my tight hole", "my little pussy's so wet" etc., I don't want to hear all this ego-distracting, repetitive expression of bullshit. I know this is supposed to be just acting, but at least give the scenes a little realism...you know, kinda like it's done in real life... An example of that can be found in "Femme Produtions features of Candida Royalles classics. I know I'm getting oppostion on this, so c'mon and gimme your shots. Needless to say, a little help from those in aggrement will be particually welcomed.  | |
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| 05-06-10 11:34pm - 5343 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
This is one thing I particularly like about photosets. They are sooo quiet!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 05-07-10 05:26am - 5343 days | #3 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Agree completely. I really hate all that crap and is the reason I have the sound turned down 99 per cent of the time. The minute I turn the sound on, it's the same irritating crap as described. I hate it, total turn off. It is the reason a lot of members here prefer pictures. | |
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| 05-07-10 06:13am - 5343 days | #4 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
It's another one of those "it's all in the performance" issues for me. There are performers who are GREAT dirty-talkers - and it's great to see and hear great dirty-talkers do their thing. But not every babe in porn is a great dirty-talker and the ones that are not can take away more than they add to a scene with their vocalizing. The 21Sextury site CutiesGalore is one that stands out to me as regularly having overly-fake vocalizing that takes away from their scenes - very cute girls indeed, but when they start that loud "Ooh"ing and "Ahhh"ing with no emotion behind it, it's more distracting than arousing. InFocusGirls is a site with similar masturbation scenes to those at CutiesGalore, except that they tend to be done better with more subtle vocalizing that fits the action better and is more of a turn-on. | |
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| 05-07-10 09:23am - 5343 days | #5 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
The worst offenders when it comes to overacting are usually American Porn stars, but I find the Eastern European models actually more aggravating when they ooh and aah while rubbing their arms, for Pete's sake. I didn't know arms were one of the erogenous zones. | |
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| 05-07-10 09:26am - 5343 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Maybe in strict Muslim cultures, why else would they cover up so much of the body? It's those sexy sinning arms!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-07-10 09:49am - 5343 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I'm not completely opposed to what you're saying. There's bad acting and there's bad acting, and then there's over acting, which can get quite irritating. I personally like some dirty talk--not all, but some--because it can be any combination of sexy, nasty, funny, or just plain entertaining. Sometimes it just comes down to the girl and the particular sound of her voice. Just as in real life, sometimes you want to hear it and sometimes you just want the girl to shut the fuck up! Mostly it depends of what's going on in the scene. If you have a pretty energetic, crazy hardcore scene, the least I'd expect is some vocalization. Of course if the poor girl sounds like she's not faking it because she's in real pain, then it can be hard to watch--or really easy, if you prefer scenes be done with a little  . But if it's a slow, sexy, sensual masturbation then I don't expect the ear-shattering screams of unimaginable ecstasy at the mere sight of a toy. Granted some girls get nice and loud, but watch a few masturbation scenes that are more BTS and/or after-the-fact and a lot of girls stay pretty quiet, and they still seem just happy and satisfied, if not more so. A lot of scenes do have some just plain bizarre and kinda creepy dialogue. Many of Max Hardcore's scenes, especially his later ones, had some of the more inane and creepy talk you'd think to put in a hardcore scene. His "Mm hmm" and "Oh, please, mister" lines got to be pretty common. I'm sure some of them are even on a courtroom record somewhere... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-07-10 10:17am - 5343 days | #8 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
LOL. You won't get too much porn out of Muslim countries, I'm afraid. Most of the oohs and aahs re. arms come from Russia. | |
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| 05-07-10 12:45pm - 5343 days | #9 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
For me, "nonacting" (can't tell by her reaction if she's reading a book or getting getting a dp) and overacting are scene killers. Like Capn said, that's why pics rule for me. I'm much happier with a photo set of a decent looking star than with the video of someone clearly not into it or just going through the laundry list of really bad lines. I don't know who would find this kind of acting a turn on unless you're from a Muslim country and have never seen porn before. | |
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| 05-07-10 01:26pm - 5343 days | #10 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
American girls might be bad with the screaming and overacting the sex but, to me, the absolute worst is listening to 97.9% of the Japanese girls who whine like a cross between a cat getting it's tail stuck in a meat grinder and an old time fire engine siren. I can't hit the mute button fast enough. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 05-07-10 02:00pm - 5343 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I gotta tell'ya ,Messmer, where I thought you were going with your above comment (quote) until I read it all the way to the very end...(funny) My recap: "You won't get too much porn out of Muslim countries, I'm afraid. Most of the oohs and aahs re (are) arms coming from Russians flying off a chop block." I suppose my awkward interrution took root because bodypart Dismemberment's the favored punishment for prisoners, and women whose minds stray outside their religion...and especially straying anywhere near the boundries of Eastern sexual practice. | |
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| 05-07-10 02:56pm - 5343 days | #12 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
The first few times I saw JAV (Japanese) videos where the models were making sounds like they were being tortured, I thought it was kind of strange. But then I got used to it somehow, and it doesn't annoy me that much. It doesn't turn me on, by any means. But it's far less annoying than the fake moans and groans from U.S. porn actresses who are supposed to be expressing pleasure, excitement, whatever. I just believe that the American actresses are faking their excitement, and it detracts from the enjoyment of the scene. Whereas I don't appreciate the Japanese models whining as if they are being tortured or abused, I somehow seem to accept it as a form of stylized behavior. But one of the major benefits of a beautiful or erotic photoset is that I don't have to listen to the fake moans, groans, whines, etc. I can just look at the lovely faces and bodies without that distraction. And the soundtrack to a lot of these videos is also a distraction. Instead of adding to the mood or value of a scene, the music is stupid, inappropriate, too loud, jarring, etc. Many of these videos are better seen with the mute button on. But that is also annoying, because you know there's supposed to be sound, the mind expects it, and maybe I should learn to play some mood music from a separate source while watching these vids. Or I can moan and groan along with the action, as long as I don't annoy my neighbors. My moaning and groaning can't be any worse than some of the videos I've seen and heard. Lol. Edited on May 07, 2010, 03:06pm | |
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| 05-07-10 07:02pm - 5342 days | #13 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I prefer the entire package so the ooohs and the aaahs are great but I also want some dialogue as well. The dialogue has to be more than Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. Case in point was a recent scene on Brazzer with Nikki Sex. What should have been a hot scene was partially ruined because Nikki kept on repeating the above "Oh God" so many times that my brain started counting them. This was Nikki's first on screen anal scene and all I'm doing is counting the Oh God. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 05-08-10 10:56am - 5342 days | #14 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Ah, a thread I can’t keep quiet about… okay, bad pun. I agree with you guys – the silly and constant noises some pornstars make are very annoying. If we’re thinking of awarding a prize for annoying noises my nomination goes to the twin sisters who go by various names such as The Milton Twins, Cali and Kylie Marie, and sometimes Cherish. From the second someone touches either of them it is a steady stream of “oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh… You get the point. To make matters worse, both of them make the exact same noise and the sound and pitch never change. | |
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| 05-08-10 11:24pm - 5341 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Messmer, for providing me with the most hilariously funny, knee-slapping, belly-laugh I've had in years. I guess it's the way you put it, because it sure pressed the right buttons.  | |
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| 05-09-10 08:40am - 5341 days | #16 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
I agree the monotonous noises are the worst! There's nothing worse than a woman sounding like a broken robot and repeating the same one or two sounds over and over and over... I'm assuming the people who produce and act in porn actually have real sex. Sometimes making no sound at all can be sexier than too much! | |
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| 05-09-10 09:04am - 5341 days | #17 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Glad I brightened up your day, gm!  | |
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| 05-13-10 03:02pm - 5337 days | #18 | |
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markfx (0)
Active User Posts: 21 Registered: Sep 28, '09 Location: Oakland, Ca |
sound? there is sound? MOS, please! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOS_%28filmmaking%29 | |
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| 05-14-10 11:13am - 5336 days | #19 | |
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Cpmx54 (0)
Active User Posts: 42 Registered: Oct 09, '09 Location: USA |
99.9% of the time I'm watching a video, the sound is turned completely off. I really don't mind listening to a girl moan & groan a bit. And phrases like "Fuck my tight little teen pussy" are actually something I like, provided she actually looks like an 18 year old girl. So long as it isn't overdone, which it often is... But, listening to some idiot guy asking stupid questions isn't at all appealing. Examples: "Wow wow, those are some perky little titties..." (followed by some dumbfuck's big fat hairy hand reaching from the behind the camera to cop a feel) "Let's have a look at that ass" "Oh wow, you're a dirty little whore, aren't you? How about we show you what kind of cock you'll be sucking on today, huh?" Yeah, we get it... She's a hot slut with big tits and a great ass that's about to suck dick and get her brains fucked out. The narration isn't necessary. I wasn't really expecting a film about politics. Bottom line: Volume = Mute. Problem solved. | |
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