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| 12-25-12 06:17pm - 4380 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
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| 12-25-12 06:33pm - 4380 days | #2 | |
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hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
Hello, tanning salon. Nice to meet you. | |
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| 12-26-12 01:12am - 4379 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Correction, honorable PU good-fellow ....dont'cha mean "hello and "good by?" I'm talkin' "full body dip" ..... you know, sorta like baptism? Aftermath leaves only the white of her eyes showing through her beautiful new full body color. A la Gold-finger, if you will. Just think of all the attention it'll draw! Attention is the femme fatale formula we're seeking, is it not? | |
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| 12-26-12 06:42am - 4379 days | #4 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
In honour of my Irish blood and Captain James Kirk, I want a green one please! | |
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| 12-26-12 07:00am - 4379 days | #5 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
I didn't think Southerners actually knew what sarcasm was. As a Southerner I've embraced it. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-26-12 08:25am - 4379 days | #6 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
She was very hot as a kid I remember thinking  Since 2007 | |
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| 12-26-12 08:26am - 4379 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
LOL  Very good one, very well written. Since 2007 | |
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| 12-26-12 10:16am - 4379 days | #8 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Didn't James Kirk get promoted to admiral? Or did he get demoted for stupidity? I used to like William Shatner. But that was before I read how his ego is bigger than his brain. Apparently, several of the original Star Trek actors did not get along with Shatner. For example: "I like Captain Kirk. I can't say that I'm very fond of Bill." - supposedly said by James Doohan ("Scotty" from Star Trek) about William Shatner. | |
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| 12-26-12 11:17am - 4379 days | #9 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^He was promoted to an admiral either between Star Trek the Motion Picture and The Wrath of Khan or he was already an admiral when they did Star Trek TMP. I don't remember which it was but I do know that he was demoted at the end of Star Trek IV because of his actions in Star Trek III. I believe that many of them are not thrilled with Shatner but I don't know if it's because of his ego or the fact that he became the face of the franchise while most of them except for Mcoy and Spock were relegated to secomdary players in most of the tv episodes and the movies. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-26-12 03:55pm - 4379 days | #10 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I am sure I have seen him subsequently in at least one spoof sci-fi film. I know they may have paid him handsomely, but even so, the fact that he was prepared to be seen in it, to be honest, does raise my estimation of the man. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-26-12 05:53pm - 4379 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Getting back to the thread ... (a-hem) ... having gone where no tattoo thread has gone before ... The "full-body dip" that Graymane is "promoting" might do fine as a "primer" color, with the "art" to be added later. You know, it's kind of like having a default background color on yer web page. It would be fun to have a "nude" weather forecaster in the same blue shade as the blue screen. Then we'd only see her eyes, mouth and hair while she gives the forecast. Well, it's a good thing I'm not drinkin' today, I s'pose. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-26-12 07:11pm - 4379 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Sorry for derailing the thread. Now back to the subject. I don't know but seeing girls got for full body coloring might make them look like multi-colored Smurfs. I guess if you are into that kind of thing then that's fine but I tend to prefer my girls with the colors God gave them. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-26-12 07:40pm - 4378 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Some great thoughts, Drooler. As always, you've exercised the same proclivity here, as elsewhere, that unfailingly adds a uniquic sparkle to our thread's dialogue .  Now, head off to the frig and reward yourself with a couple brews. | |
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| 12-26-12 08:01pm - 4378 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
a-hem ! (in unison) I think JBerry said it best in #5, Pat. So might I expand on this thread as being (in the most obvious sense) like, Hipérbole Moreover: ..... exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. | |
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| 12-26-12 09:00pm - 4378 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Cybertoad. I find your comment especially gratifying coming from one so skillfully versed with the language as you've proven to be. If you, or others reading this, should like this style of my attempt at humor, then I would strongly appeal to you to trek on back through the forum archives and pick out some of my earlier thread submissions and ferret out similar stories I labored over in an effort to make them entertaining to read.  | |
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