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| 06-30-09 01:47pm - 5654 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
'Mad Libs with Drooler' Contest x Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 01:14pm | |
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| 06-30-09 03:28pm - 5654 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Here's another example, as I can't be both a contestant and a judge: Darla Sue is a naughty trailer skank who loves to entertain the fly-riddled bikers who stop by. She likes to roll in the Velveeta as she pops her ass gasket and her fuel-injected pussy until she sees the fridge open and screams, "OK, who's the dead motherfucker that drank my last Pabst Blue Ribbon?!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-30-09 08:21pm - 5654 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
My brain shut down a few years ago, and never got re-started. So my first two submissions are easy ones. Since Wittyguy is presenting a sample that he is not taking credit for, I will claim whatever credit there is. Along the same lines, I will also take credit for Drooler's example. Those two submissions obviously put me in the front lines of this contest, because their creators (but not the copyright holder, which is me) have working brain pods. What kind of award do I get for winning this contest? | |
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| 07-01-09 08:37pm - 5653 days | #4 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I really have to stop watching classic tv. Joanie is a naughty little tramp who loves to show her Irish side by playing fiddle me diddle. She is begging us to watch as she hides her self-gratification and touches her pussy until she realizes she isn't playing Scrabble with the others and yells Chachi! Chachi = Yahtzee, Freudian slip of the tongue for Joanie. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 07-01-09 08:44pm - 5653 days | #5 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 01:14pm | |
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| 07-01-09 10:03pm - 5653 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I need help with the "Chachi." LOL. Is that Irish Gaelic for "fuck me" or something else? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-03-09 01:18am - 5652 days | #7 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I had worried that, that part might not be understood by anyone who hadn't watched the 70s sitcom Happy Days. Just in case anyone didn't get it, Chachi was Fonzie's little cousin on the show and later Happy Days spun off a sitcom called Joanie loves Chachi. I almost did one for June Cleaver! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 07-03-09 04:17am - 5652 days | #8 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Thanks. I didn't watch the show very much, though recently I saw a retrospective on the Biography Channel. And you know, I thought June Cleaver was an attractive woman, a perfect MILF for the 1950's. She was always put together just right. Your Steve Martin tag line reminds of Jim Gaffligan, doing standup, complaining "I had to pay for sex on my birthday!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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