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| 11-21-10 10:29am - 5145 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
When was the last time your balls felt clean? A message of vital importance for all PU members. When was the last time your balls felt clean? With the AXE detailer, you can get relief, even if your balls are really filthy. Caution: Use the soft side of the detailer for balls that are tender or blue. http://www.youtube.com/axe#p/c/37120AF3D...8ACB78/0/UzoARPa3XGs (Allow the first youtube video to run completely, and a second video will play, showing how men of all ages can benefit from this wonderful invention. As the lovely ladies state: girls can play with clean balls all the day long!) Edited on Nov 21, 2010, 10:39am | |
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| 11-21-10 01:37pm - 5145 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
What'a we got here, lk2 ....one of those "gotcha" practical jokes? I ain't takin' the bait!  | |
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| 11-21-10 02:01pm - 5145 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
The hot link is to a youtube video. The video would be rated PG, or family friendly. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, is a phrase I heard while growing up. So if you want to get right with God, you should be watching the video I linked to, and paying strict attention. You don't want to be sent down below, because you had dirty balls. Do you?  | |
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| 11-21-10 03:05pm - 5145 days | #4 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
What, you think Satan wants to mess with your dirty junk. I hear that the TSA is getting into the ball cleaning business, try them instead. | |
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| 11-21-10 06:49pm - 5144 days | #5 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User  Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
My momma taught me to wear clean underwear with no holes. She was worried what people would think if I had a serious accident. If she were alive today, she'd probably want me to scrub my balls before flying so the TSA agent would think kind thoughts as he fondles my junk. This discussion has me wondering. Could a pornstar find work teabagging the guys who opt out of the full body scan? After all it's to protect us from terrorists, isn't it? | |
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| 11-21-10 08:58pm - 5144 days | #6 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
A guy goes to his doctor for a physical. After all is said and done, he gets the news. "You're in perfect health," the doctor says, "except you've got the dirtiest balls I've ever seen." The guy says, "I think I know what the problem is." He goes home and, walking in the front door, sees his wife running up the stairs. "Helen!", he yells. "Come here - I want to talk to you!" "I don't have time for that right now!" she yells back. "I hardly have time to wipe my ass!" "That's what I want to talk to you about!" Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 11-21-10 11:06pm - 5144 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
What we need is a contest: The Axe Detailer vs. Girlfriend's Tongue. Who can clean those balls better? Hey, I just gotta know! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-22-10 03:44pm - 5143 days | #8 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
That or...The Hoover vs your girlfriend. Who can sock balls the best? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 11-23-10 03:23am - 5143 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey, why stop there? Anyone up to the Dyson Challenge? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-23-10 09:41pm - 5142 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I always thought the true "God" worshiped in the U.S. was money, which this new product certainly attests to. If we can be duped into believing that we need to pay money to drink water out of bottles--most of it sourced from city water, by the way--instead of simply the tap, then a detailer (marketing speak for a glorified sponge) for a job we can already do with soap alone makes perfect sense. It's been said that if air could be marketed then people would be buying it in bottles too. The second video already has 4+ million views; I wonder how many guys will be thinking "Oh, dude, that's my problem--I haven't been cleaning my balls and I could be getting sooo much pussy if I did!" I gotta get in on the personal hygiene business, the new shit they're coming up with that people "need" is getting pretty hilarious and is apparently quite profitable. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-24-10 01:42am - 5142 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Eureka! I've got it! The Nad Splasher, a robotic scrotum cleansing device that creeps up into your crotch and gets your balls squeaky clean while you sleep. Think of it! No more embarrassing odors and icky feelings from morning ball sweat! Be sure to tune in for the 3 a.m. infomercial ... You'll hear testimonials from actual customers saying things like "The Nad Splasher changed my life" and "It works. It really works!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Nov 24, 2010, 01:46am | |
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| 11-24-10 02:35pm - 5142 days | #12 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Reminds me of Saturday Night Live Pete Schweddy, played by Alec Baldwin, SCHWEDDY BALLS http://video.aol.com/video-detail/snl-sweaty-balls/3125655456 Since 2007 | |
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| 11-25-10 07:25am - 5141 days | #13 | |
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mistresskent (0)
Active Webmaster  Posts: 188 Registered: Feb 02, '09 Location: Kent, UK |
Hilarious Mistress Kent xx http://www.mistresskent.com http://www.mistresskent.co.uk | |
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