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| 07-17-12 08:01am - 4541 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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pornpundit (0)
Active User Posts: 104 Registered: Mar 10, '07 Location: brooklyn ct. |
Inept Male models. Do they love themselves? How come 90% of the male porn actors must jerk themselves off rather then going with the flow  ? Pornpundit | |
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| 07-18-12 02:04pm - 4540 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Maybe they get pussy-whipped, or, more accurately put: "jaded." I submit that even pussies -- that  wubable commodity so furvently worshipped by we males, would likewise diminish in allure if they were exposed to us as much as they are to actors of porn. the old addage: too much of a good thing ....... Well, you get my drift. | |
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| 07-18-12 02:34pm - 4540 days | #3 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Agree with graymane: http://www.lyricsdepot.com/david-allan-c...y-whipped-again.html ....and BTW: I'm sick of that never ending "jerk themselves off" in most hc-pornscenes... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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| 07-18-12 02:39pm - 4540 days | #4 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Not only that, don't forget they have to last twenty minutes, the length of the average scene, with cameramen and directors crowding them, doing every contorted position in the book. They must be really grateful for Viagra at the end of that stint!  Graymane, you are scaring me with that Ted Danson Zombie avatar. Just thought I'd let you know!  | |
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| 07-18-12 02:50pm - 4540 days | #5 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Second that.....the avatar  "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited by Staff on Jul 19, 2012, 06:39am (Khan: fixed quoteback)
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| 07-19-12 12:29pm - 4539 days | #6 | |
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manholelover (0)
Active User  Posts: 37 Registered: Jun 17, '11 Location: London, UK |
Isn't it also a visual thing? I mean if a guy jerks to the finish you see the cumshot better - more possibilities for where the ejaculate can land e.g. face, stomach, chest etc? Internal cumshots don't make good viewing perhaps. But then I'm gay...! | |
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| 07-19-12 12:41pm - 4539 days | #7 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I agree 100%. But I still prefer the stunt cock cumming inside the girl at the finish, instead of jerking himself off. The avatar is handsome, in a scary kind of way.  | |
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| 07-19-12 09:54pm - 4539 days | #8 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Ineptitude and narcissism aren't the same thing, of course, though one might beget the other. I skip cum shots altogether as they're as predictable as rain from gathering storm clouds. But what irritates me is when the guy's doing the girl and then he leers at the camera with this self-satisfied expression as if he's so special just because he's fucking someone. Well, as I said, one begets the other ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-20-12 01:17am - 4538 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Drooler rote then he leers at the camera with this self-satisfied expression as if he's so special just because he's fucking someone. And then he gives a thumbs up. Classy stuff there ! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-20-12 02:28am - 4538 days | #10 | |
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jd1961 (0)
Active User  Posts: 296 Registered: Jun 07, '07 |
The operator of the Manojob site told me that most of the males (or "stunt cocks' as he calls them) don't like being touched by girls. Draw your own conclusion. | |
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| 07-20-12 08:47am - 4538 days | #11 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Hmmmm.... let me see, my conclusion actually begs another question - why even put a female in the scene then if they don't like to be touched. Just let'em jerk off by themselves in the scene. Cut to the finish. A Cum Special Edition - guys jacking themselves off onto the lens of the camera.  ? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-20-12 01:39pm - 4538 days | #12 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah, who is that thumbs up for? Not us. I know! His parents! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-20-12 09:56pm - 4538 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hair trigger, or lack thereof?  I've often wondered how a guy can make it "acting" through 30-45 minutes (or sometimes even longer) of hard fucking without jumping the gun, so to speak. But when you see how hard it is for him to actually finish at the end it makes a little more sense. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-20-12 10:16pm - 4538 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Why? It always worked for Patrick Bateman.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-21-12 10:06am - 4537 days | #15 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
My far flung theory is that many of todays stunt cocks are hard due to the use of chemicals and although that is a great way to achieve and retain wood. A pop shot can't be initiated using that method. They can fuck until the drug wears out which is great for directors because they don't have to wait for the guy to get wood and he's not likely to lose it while they change positions and what not. The downside is that cumming may be a lot harder. The reason why I think the guys jerk themself off rather than getting the girl to do it is simply an off-shoot of my above theory. If the guy has trouble cumming then it's likely to take a lot of tugging and most girls would get tired rather quickly if they had to jerk a guy for five minutes. Not to mention that the girl jerking the guy may very well try to avoid getting the obvious cum shot to the face if for no other reason than it's instinctive to avoid things coming at our face. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-21-12 01:21pm - 4537 days | #16 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Hey, that's been my theory as well, Pat. No idea if we are right but can I help it if I think we are!! | |
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| 07-21-12 04:42pm - 4537 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Has it occurred to anybody that these so-called-stunt cocks might serve another worthwhile purpose. Knowing nothing about stunt cocks in the first place, I'll however venture to say it looks like a good way to do away with condoms .... the embodiment of which makes a good f...k scene detour down the toilet.  | |
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| 07-21-12 04:51pm - 4537 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the tip, Denner, messmer ....... but I can assure you I could'a done worse with the avatar..... like really scareing the hell out'a everybody by puttin' my real mug up there.  As the sayin' goes..... with warts an' all. | |
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| 07-21-12 07:47pm - 4537 days | #19 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
No way could you look worse, graymane .. unless you died somewhere along the way and they just dug you up! | |
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| 07-21-12 08:41pm - 4537 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ha, Ha, Ha  That bad, aye? Well, you know I value your judgement at the highest level, sir messmer. And to that end I have busted my ass trying to get my profile to accept another one. Of the hundred or more times I attempt ... the damed thing kicks back indicating I've one or two errors. I'm also reminded the image hs to be within the 100x100 size ... whatever the hell that is. So help me, I've actually zoomed the image down in size to where you can put it on a pin-head. If somebody out there can take my new image and make it work, i'd naturally be grateful. Khan's trying to help me, but I've shoved enouth on his plate already.   | |
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| 07-22-12 05:48pm - 4536 days | #21 | |
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indybt30 (0)
Active User Posts: 16 Registered: Jun 07, '08 Location: Indianapolis, IN |
I have always chosen to believe that the porn producers ask the stunt cocks to jerk off because that is what the "audience" is doing (at least I do). Kind of an interactive thing. I for one finish inside my wife. I have tried pulling out and jacking off or even just pulling out right before I go off and it is not satisfying for her or I. However, I do not enjoy watching "cream pies" because I cant tell what is going on. My actual preference is the old school. They pulled out to cum but didn't stand there stroking it for 2 minutes while the gal is there with her mouth open, moaning like she is enjoying watching him beat off. Not believable. | |
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| 07-23-12 08:19am - 4535 days | #22 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Hmm I think the ladies should do the jerkin, why is that such a hard solution ( pardon the pun). I understand some like the guys in the scene too, but ............ I digress after seeing a hot , horny, ball busting girl, and ending it all by a guy jerking off misses the mark everytime for me. Since 2007 | |
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