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| 11-26-17 04:44am - 2583 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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jook (0)
Active User  Posts: 325 Registered: Dec 22, '13 Location: jersey city |
ISO: The Perfect Site It’s that time of year to take stock of the good, bad and notable events of the past year. My mind wandered off into the past as I was waiting on line, that is, one of the lines, at Murray’s Bagels for bagels and lox. It must have been a year since I visited, mainly because of the long wait and chaotic system. I was, at first, pleasantly surprised to learn things had changed. They used to have an interesting checkout system. First, stand in a long line to place your order and get a ticket. Then, stand in another line to pay for your order. Then, wait for your number to be called to pick up. Visiting Japanese tourists would become so confused they’d fall to the floor sobbing. The system has now been streamlined to two lines. However, you get out no faster. A classic NY mystery. So far, I’ve written 17 reviews in 2017. Only 2 sites merited scores 90 or above, one scoring a 94. I probably gave the high scores cuz I was thrilled that the sites were not like the kajillion cookie-cutter sites that proliferate the Internet. Frankly, most porn bores me. It wasn’t always like this. Perhaps because the market wasn’t saturated? I want so much to be thrilled and titillated like the good ol’ days. I wonder, have I simply grown old and jaded? What brought this to mind was the most recent review on PU (as of this writing) - mbaya’s review of the Japanese site, Staxxx. To digress a bit, this was a fantastic review; probably the biggest thrill I get from porn these days. That is, reading informative reviews by the handful of PU members that choose to contribute. I have a fascination with Asian / Japanese porn and probably would have joined Staxxx if I knew about it. After reading mbaya’s review though, fuggedaboutit. Mbaya’s review made me think though… in the past, I would avoid censored Japanese sites. Nowadays, I’m beginning to rethink this. The censored sites seem to be so much different and exciting (if you use your imagination) compared to the uncensored ones seemingly aimed at the European and American markets. Btw, if you haven’t read mbaya’s review, Staxx is not censored but in mbaya’s view, “I have seen more interesting Japanese porn sites.” I’ve come to implicitly trust his reviews. As I previously mentioned in the forum, I lost most of my porn collection several months ago when 2 of my HD drives suddenly died at the same time. No backup. While it was upsetting, I surprised myself by taking it in stride. After all, I rarely watched the older stuff any longer. I’ve since rebuilt my collection. I just recently re-downloaded what was once my favorite site, Trike Patrol, a Filipina reality site. I was going to write a review but didn’t realize I had written a review less than 2 years ago and raved about the site. What planet was I on?! However, truth be told, it still is one of my favorite sites but I disagree now with so much of the praise I gave it. I’ve become quite fussy about video quality, camera work, obnoxious male actors, blah blah. Perhaps I’ll write another review rebutting my previous one! Odds are, I’ll probably watch much of the porn I recently downloaded one time only, if that much. Do I sound worn-out? All this leads me to my question. Sorry to put you through the above rant just to ask - name an example of a perfect or near-perfect site? If you have none, what qualities must a perfect site include? I’m still struggling with this. | |
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| 11-27-17 11:34pm - 2582 days | #2 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I've ran into the same problem, but mine was fixed for several years. In my first year on PU, I submitted 97 reviews in 8 months, but if you look at my history and look at the first review, Eve Angel's old official site, I scored it a 97 and really, it was the only site I kept that much content from. I started out as a person who had seen what they thought was the perfect woman and probably for the next 4-5 years, every site I joined was done so with the plans of getting new Eve content and maybe discovering a few others too. Hard to believe in 2017, but she really went big in the 2007-2010 span. She was on American sites, every European site. Then there was a period where I was supposed to be joining porn sites for psychological research. You might or might not be surprised how many young(er) psychologists did not want to watch porn. My scoring system hasn't changed much since 2007. If I join a site it's almost always because I know I like their content. In nearly everything in life, I'm much better at mathematical problems than English, until PU gave me the 50 to 100 scale. It brings back some good memories of joking around with Khan. I once tried explaining that 70 to 100 would be better since everything under 70 was as bad as 50. Khan asked me if I was a huge Seinfeld fan or was I really bothered that much by the grading scale. I remember saying, "65 is shit. 60 is shit. 55 is shit. There's no such thing as good shit." Back to the sites, thought it would be fun to remember Khan with that part, on the sites, of course Eve has retired and from what I know has had a baby so no comebacks according to her. Now, I mostly join sites based on the genre. I like most anything with exhibitionism, voyeuristic and usually things I didn't think I would like, like Kink's network. I've never been into bondage or BDSM. And that's why I shouldn't ever say never. I also am always looking for late 90s, early 2000s Vivid content/DVDs to download since those are my favorites as far as DVD porn goes. As of right now, I have long-term subscriptions to: FTV and FTV Milf Zishy (going on two straight years). Those sites are about as close to exhibitionism as porn can be unless shot in Europe and while some of their models go on to be big pornstars, a lot of them won't be seen again. I used to feel similar about the ALS sites (Scans and Angels) but haven't been to them in awhile. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 11-28-17 08:00am - 2581 days | #3 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
Thank you for reading my review and for your nice words. Like you I do not think the average porn site is all that interesting. What I like best are sites that appeal to your imagination. Pretty much I feel a need for something better. The way I see a perfect site gets kind of complicated and of course very subjective. I gave a 99 to Metart as an example. It is a great site within the category of photos. The videos are at best ok, but really its strength is in the pictures. I like that the photographers do a great job and the models are very pretty. But why don't I join more photo sites? They are too much work. You have tons of photo sets, more than you can download and go through in a month. The quality and quantity of the models is just overwhelming. By the time I decide which ones to download, then unextract the photo sets, then delete the photos I don't want to keep, I am working on them for entire month. It is a great site, but I rarely join a similar site. As far as other qualities, beautiful models are a plus, but often they tend to be cookie cutter and very similar, so they can get boring easily. The plus is that they are generally very professional and give better performances. But sometimes I would prefer ordinary looking women who get into the action in a more genuine way. Beautiful is great, ordinary non pros can be great in a different way. Specific niches can be good if you really like them. For example I like bj sites, but I am also very aware that they can be repetitious and dull rather quickly. As far as the most creative porn, some examples are of course Japanese censored porn, CFNM, as well as many BDSM or other strong content sites. These are not for everybody and I must say are an acquired taste. Even these sites can become same old, same old without some work. I appreciate sites that are constantly innovating. By the way an example of a CFNM site that is now only an archive is Dancing Bear. I normally would not join a site that has not been updating, but this site is really one of the best in this genre. Purecfnm is excellent as well. Edited on Nov 28, 2017, 10:39am | |
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| 11-28-17 08:46am - 2581 days | #4 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I THINK THE PU WEBSITE IS SOMETIMES BUGGY. I POSTED A REPLY TO THIS THREAD A FEW MINUTES AGO. WHEN I HIT THE "ADD REPLY" LINK, THE REPLY DISAPPEARED. ANYWAY, FOR THE PRICE OF A BAGEL WITH LOX (AND CREAM CHEESE), YOU CAN BUY A FULL MEAL AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. SO I ONLY INFREQUENTLY HAVE A BAGEL WITH LOX AND CREAM CHEESE. METART IS THE BEST SOFTCORE PHOTO SITE ON THE NET. MASSIVE BACKLOG OF PHOTOSETS, THOUSANDS OF MODELS, MOST OF THEM ATTRACTIVE TO REALLY LOVELY, LOW MEMBERSHIP PRICE, GOOD NAVIGATION, GOOD DOWNLOAD SPEEDS, RESPONSIVE CUSTOMER SUPPORT. MY MAIN COMPLAINT IS THAT THE VIDEOS, IN SPITE OF THE GOOD-LOOKING GIRLS, ARE BORING. | |
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| 11-28-17 06:05pm - 2581 days | #5 | |
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jook (0)
Active User Posts: 325 Registered: Dec 22, '13 Location: jersey city |
Shame on you! After losing a post or review 99 times to outer space, it dawned on me to either write it elsewhere and paste it or just copy to the clipboard before sending it. -) Then again, I have memory lapses. It should be a given that the perfect site would have an honest cc processor, good navigation, high resolution, etc. I guess it's the content that I'm most curious about what others think. I think one perfect site would be a censored Japanese site without the censoring, if you get my drift. -) | |
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| 11-29-17 12:32am - 2581 days | #6 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I NORMALLY WRITE MY REVIEWS AND COMMENTS INTO A TXT FILE, AND PASTE IT INTO THE PU BOXES. SO IF THE REVIEW OR COMMENT FLIES OFF INTO SPACE, WHICH HAPPENS SOMETIMES, IT'S NOT A BIG PROBLEM: I STILL HAVE THE ORIGINAL REVIEW OR COMMENT IN MY TXT FILE. BUT SOMETIMES, WITH A SHORT COMMENT, I SKIP THE TXT FILE, AND WRITE DIRECTLY INTO THE PU BOX. AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY REPLY ABOUT YOUR MENTION OF MURRAY'S BAGELS. A SHORT REPLY, THAT WAS SENT INTO THE AETHER AFTER I HIT THE "ADD REPLY" LINK. I HAD AN UNCLE NAMED MURRAY. SMART, HUMOROUS FELLOW. HIS WIDOW IS STILL ALIVE. SHE'S IN HER NINETIES NOW. NICE LADY. THAT'S WHY YOUR STORY ABOUT MURRAY'S MADE ME RESPOND. I VISITED NYC A COUPLE OF TIMES. IT REMINDED ME OF A GIANT ANT HILL, WITH ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE STREETS. LA IS MUCH MORE SPREAD OUT, SO LESS PEOPLE PER SQUARE FOOT. | |
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