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| 01-10-13 07:52am - 4364 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Why do football players have such funny names? McClain arrested for signature Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain, was arrested for a signature he wrote on a ticket after being pulled over by police. Police say McClain was pulled over in Decatur, Ala. because they suspected the tint on his car was too dark. After they gave the citation to him to sign, he wrote on it, F*** y'all, USA Today reported on Jan. 9. He was then taken into custody for giving a false name to police. Police officials said if he would have just simply signed his real name, he wouldn't have been arrested. After McClain wrote F*** y'all on the ticket, police gave him a chance to sign the ticket again using his actual name. However, McClain gave them the following response, "That is my name." McClain told police he was allowed to have the illegal tint due to photosentivity issues, and showed a letter from a doctor. Police said it wasn't valid because the prescription form didn't back up his claims. Lt. John Crouch said McClain, 23, was arrested and taken into custody at the Decatur City Jail on the misdemeanor and the window tint violation. He posted a $1,000 cash bail and was released shortly after. He later told Decatur Daily, “I’m falsely accused of everything. It’s corrupt. It’s terrible.” | |
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| 01-10-13 09:30am - 4364 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
When you are up to your knees in shit stop digging deeper!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 01-10-13 09:59am - 4364 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
The guy was lucky. Being arrested for giving a false name, and also being cited for having the windows of his automobile tinted too dark, and he is out on $1,000 bail. The fine for not stopping for a red light is $480 in my town. So I would guess that the fine for giving a false name to a police office would be much higher than the fine for a simple traffic violation, plus the other charge of the tinted windows. The football player signed his name as "Fuck y'all", which is Southern dialect for "Fuck you", and then, when asked to sign his real name because the police officer didn't believe "Fuck y'all" was the legal name, the football player said that was his real name. So I would assume the football player has a real attitude problem, and he got off lightly. | |
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| 01-10-13 10:01am - 4364 days | #4 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Evidently, the guy's got issues http://kimoracochran.com/oakland-raiders...do-mcclain-arrested/ Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 02-06-13 06:30pm - 4337 days | #5 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Oh I thought this was going to be about the names they have like: Dick Butkus nnamdi asomugha chris snee reggie nelson chansi stuckey david clowney oshiomogo atogwe willis mcgahee osi umenyiora paul puzluszny sp?) yeremiah bell akin ayodele channing crowder haloti ngata chad ochocinco tj houshmanzadeh d'qwell jackson dallas clark brandon merriweather lofa tatupu julius peppers plenty more And dare I say ................................................................................................................................ Dick Trickles . Since 2007 | |
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| 02-06-13 07:48pm - 4337 days | #6 | |
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Reveen (0)
Active User Posts: 96 Registered: Apr 06, '09 |
Wasn't Dick Trickle a nascar racer? Weirdest soccer players names I can think of right now are Marco Boogers and Danny Shittu | |
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| 02-06-13 08:34pm - 4336 days | #7 | |
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Dracula (0)
Active User  Posts: 183 Registered: Jan 27, '13 Location: Romania |
Everyone wants to be special! What better way than to have a unique name? Although I doubt they had these names going through grade school. A true neck-lover. | |
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| 02-06-13 09:19pm - 4336 days | #8 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Most of the names are real. The more exotic names just reflect their heritage. Haloti Ngata - Tongan descent Lofa Tatupu - Samoan descent Osi Umenyiora - Nigerian parents Oshiomogo Atogwe - Nigerian parents Paul Posluszny - Polish descent Tshimanga Biakabutuka - From Zaire Chris Fuamatu-Ma'Afala - Hawaiian Obafemi Ayanbadejo - Nigerian father Chad Ochocinco - legal name change from Johnson in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month and to reflect his uniform number - 85. Since changed back to Johnson. (Reveen - been to gamefaqs, I see LOL) Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 02-07-13 07:45am - 4336 days | #9 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I remember growing up Dick Butkus was about as funny as it came. But he was a big guy. Reminds me of a small Californian town I lived for a short time. There was a Sargent in this small town and I kid you not. His name was Officer Head, First Name was Dick. Yes, You were being pulled over by Officer Dick Head ! I mean how do you get pulled over and not make a traffic violation result in a beating LOL. Oh come on a cop name Dick Head, thats not fair.  Since 2007 | |
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| 02-07-13 08:08am - 4336 days | #10 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
^ That tops what I thought was the worst name ever. I worked at a plant where one of the guys in management was named Dick Cox. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 02-07-13 09:16am - 4336 days | #11 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I thought people were pulling my leg until I met the guy. Beyond words was my reaction . Since 2007 | |
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| 02-07-13 09:36am - 4336 days | #12 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I used to know a fella by the name of Richard Hunt Dick Hunt. Say it quickly a few times.  Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 02-07-13 09:54am - 4336 days | #13 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I sometimes wonder about what the parents are thinking when they name their kids. I mean, if your last name is Cox, Hunt or Head, you've got to be really sadistic, really stupid or have a seriously bizarre sense of humor to name your child Richard. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 02-07-13 10:34am - 4336 days | #14 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I think many people do not know what they are doing in that realm of making the correct choice lol. Not to mention child hood alone would or could scar a child for life. Since 2007 | |
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