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| 05-22-08 06:03pm - 6057 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Contest with Prize - Best Fictional Pornstar Time for a little creative fun. I'm looking for who or what fictional character would make the best pornstar. Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 01:50pm | |
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| 05-22-08 06:10pm - 6057 days | #2 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
How about about Alf? I mean he already eats pussy.... http://www.tvshows.de/alf/poster/alf-p10.jpg "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 05-22-08 06:52pm - 6057 days | #3 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
You have one hell of a twisted mind. I'd forgotten about poor Alf's appetite for pussies. How about James Tiberius Kirk. That guy got more action with more women, than all other Starfleet captains put together. He Boldly went where no one has been. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 05-23-08 06:00am - 6057 days | #4 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
I do hate to always be the wet blanket with these "impromptu" contest, but ... The PU Raffle tickets are non-transferable, thus, if you win then only you can claim the prize awarded. If you decide to transfer the prize to another user after you've won it, then that's kinda your business but it could prove problematic unless you just pass an Amazon gift certificate to the other user. In other words, we can't (won't) take your Amazon win and transfer it to an eBay win if that happens to be the preference the other user has set. As a rule, it's best that you run any kind of contest by the PornUsers.com admins before you announce it. While this is generally an issue for webmasters, it could equally apply to users. Again, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 05-23-08 11:36am - 6056 days | #5 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 01:50pm | |
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| 05-23-08 03:39pm - 6056 days | #6 | |
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JBDICK (0)
Active User  Posts: 160 Registered: Apr 04, '08 Location: Wales, UK |
is it unreasonable to suggest animal from Sesame Street...seeing as we have mentioned Alf? and then of course there's the muppet show Gonzo the Great (double entendre) Fozzie Bear Kermit the Frog love Sam the Eagle and how about the two old men in the box and finally Miss Piggy... there, you could have an endless series of porn send up on a series that seemed to run forever and even included guest stars... Beautiful Girls Covered in Pearls and No Oysters in Sight | |
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| 05-26-08 02:49pm - 6053 days | #7 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
How about those three witches from Charmed. Three women with magic powers. A lot of possibilities there. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 05-26-08 08:45pm - 6053 days | #8 | |
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nygiants03 (0)
Active User  Posts: 23 Registered: Apr 15, '07 Location: USA |
Jolly Green Giant - Hes a giant in more ways then one. There is a reason he is always so Jolly. Austin Powers do I NEED SAY MORE! Lara croft - think of all those amazing curves, and how dominate she would be in bed. She walks around with a tight tank top with her belly showing, wears those short shorts, calf high boots, and fingerless gloves. She is overall the best fictional sex specimen I can think of. xena: warrior princess - another one of those strong curvy sexy types | |
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| 05-26-08 09:09pm - 6053 days | #9 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Damnit, when I saw this thread I said to myself: "Self, someone, at some point, will suggest Miss Piggy. On that day, we'll all shake our collective heads and grimace." Speaking of which, what about Grimace and the rest of the McDonald's gang? As has been pointed out before, there is something uniquely fascinating and disturbing about copulation administered by people in large mascot suits, no matter what creature or object the mascot represents. Oh, and "the two old men in the box" already sounds like a porn title by itself. One of those titles that makes me involuntarily suck in air with a hiss and quickly change direction away from the foul contrivance that bears the offending moniker. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 05-26-08 09:17pm - 6053 days | #10 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Wait - Alyssa Milano isn't a porn star? On a disturbing note, go watch "Commando" and then realize the cute, innocent, little daughter becomes the spectacle known today as Alyssa Milano. Though - biker's suggestion brings up an issue I've been pondering lately - why is it that live action porn doesn't approach the various nifty plot devices that Hentai uses frequently? Magic, demons, ten - ta - cle sex??? I mean come now! I'd pay to see these things! Granted I want animatronic puppets that the people can react to, not bad CGI that flickers and bounces separately from the rest of the set - if it works for the 80's it can work now! (Check out "Predator" and then "Aliens vs Predator - Requiem" for examples of how well it works, despite decades separating the two.) "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 05-27-08 06:43pm - 6052 days | #11 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Not quite, but there is her movie "Embrace of the Vampire". You say Commando and I say how about "Who's the Boss". I'll add one more child star to the list: Madeline Zima from the Nanny and her scene in Californication. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 05-27-08 07:17pm - 6052 days | #12 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Haha - yeah, "Embrace" is one of the films that came to mind. Ah, gotta love America's little sweethearts growing up and stripping down for the camera. Still waiting on those Olsen Twins. Then again some stars never bothered making people wait (Brooke Shields anyone?). "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 05-29-08 07:26pm - 6050 days | #13 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
It was common, once upon a time, for one of our childhood idols to appear in a nude scene at some point in their career. It usually was later in their lives. Maybe it was a way to recapture their waning popularity or they just didn't think it was appropriate. I don't think we can say this about most of todays rising stars. We had Jessica Biel doing semi-nude photos while still being on 7th Heaven, Christina or Britney did some revealing stuff, Alyssa of course, Madeline Zima, Lindsay Lohan, and I could keep going. I'm sitting here writing this and wondering how long before there is a sex video with Miley Cirus. Some might read this and think that I must be insane or exagerating, but just consider some of the things she's done up to now. Hell if I'd told you a year ago that Britney's 15yrs old sister would be pregnant today. Wouldn't most people have laughed in my face? No ones laughing now. I wonder if a director could make a movie today about a 12 yrs old living in a brothel, and appearing fully nude?? If he did, what are the chances that he wouldn't be prosecuted? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 05-29-08 07:53pm - 6050 days | #14 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Well in the US there is absolutely no doubt that the director would be prosecuted and most likely sentenced to jail time - certainly he/she would end up with a record. The US is still quite conservative about such things and has some very fierce sexual offender laws. For example, in New York State a sex offender can be convicted of a crime - say rape - and serve their prison sentence. Then, they can be pulled back into court and if deemed dangerous by the judge and jury the can be sent to a Sex Offender Treatment Program (SOTP). There are several medium security facilities placed around the state that are classified as hospitals so they are governed by the Office of Mental Health rather than the State Correctional System. The prisoners, now called patients, can be held there indefinitely until doctors deem that they are healthy enough to return to society - and that may still be in small, careful steps, like group homes and then state run apartments and so on. The courts tend to rule in favor of more treatment, but not always - still, the US is not a place to edge the law. You have to be heavily certified to legal carry anything deemed as child pornography in most states - I think there are less than 100 people in New York State (that number might be off, but that is what my memory says). In case people are curious, the only reason I know most of this information is that I'm friends with someone who is a top administrator at of one of New York's SOTP facilities. So, yeah - be careful with what you dload and keep on your hard drive if you are in the US. Even the cartoon stuff can be prosecuted on - though it is vastly safer. Anyway - teen sex is pretty high - as it has been for a while, so teen celebrities photograph themselves naked or get pregnant - not a huge surprise. They are still stupid kids - sometimes very fucked up in the head because of the insane lifestyle, but they are still kids and so they'll do stupid kid things like that. People seem to forget that kids are legally minors until they are 18 because they do stupid stuff and need leniency because of it. I don't understand why people think it is OK to try a 14 year old as an adult - sure I might have technically know right from wrong at that age, but I can't say had the life experience to make judgments as well as I do now. I'm sure I'll be even better in 20 years - and then in another 50 years my judgments might start going all to hell again - but that's life. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 06-09-08 12:06pm - 6039 days | #15 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 01:51pm | |
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| 06-09-08 02:58pm - 6039 days | #16 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Sweet - Thanks! I am greatly honored to be a member of the order and will continue my dedication to the passive protection of Water Buffalo via the use of vigilant, emphatic and bedizened written word, words or even sentences. I'll also gladly accept "beatification" by the Pope - though I was hoping it was a typo and is instead "beastification". This of course meaning that the Pope's otherworldly powers due to his function as a direct conduit used by the Almighty would allow him to grant me immortality via the condition of modified lycanthropy so I could become a Werebison. Much the abilities of a werewolf with the exception of carnivorism and addition of the tendency to travel with herds. While I must confess that I have almost no knowledge of Clay Aiken - I'm sure his fan club sites will provide plentiful entertainment for at least 10 or possibly even 15 minutes. Entertainment is always something I seek - be it imagery, movement or written form. So again thank you! Bless ALF for his wayward ways! "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 06-09-08 08:07pm - 6039 days | #17 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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