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09-02-11 11:14am - 4822 days | Original Post - #1 | |
rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I must be living under a rock... I’m nearing the end of a membership to Third Movies / Zero Tolerance / Black Ice. I’ll post a review ASAP. Since my only exposure to DVD porn these days is through the internet, and since most porn studios don’t seem to put up their newest material for a year or more, I tend to be behind in information and trends. So today, much to my utter dismay, I discovered that two of my favourite porn lasses have gone and got themselves “modified.” And not just mildly pumped up either – both go from a perfect B to a monstrous D. I say monstrous because both of these ladies have petite bodies and the new breasts look all out of proportion. The models are Courtney Cummz and Rebecca Linares. I need a drink… On the plus side, however, is that I’ve been able to get some of Inari Vachs’ newest scenes. I ‘discovered’ that she had come back to the business and learned here that this ‘discovery’ was old news. Some of you told me that her scenes were worth finding. Inari is in my all-time top three porn stars so having new stuff of here is definitely a good thing. And for those of you who told me she looks amazing, you weren’t kidding. She looks great! But I still need a drink. And to add an extra kick in the balls – with combat boots, I was just on IAFD and learned that my current favourite model, Amia Moretti (aka Amia Miley) has pumped herself up to D as well. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck… I need a whole fucking bottle now… | |
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09-02-11 11:25am - 4822 days | #2 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
This is one of those cases where the expression ignorance is bliss would have been the best thing. Of the 3 you have mentioned. I believe Amia is the most recent one to have gotten implants. Courtney got hers a long time ago and Rebecca got her's either late 2009 or early 2010. What can I say except C'est la vie/That's life. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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09-02-11 01:08pm - 4822 days | #3 | |
lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
First time I heard or saw that expression. I can't (won't) begin to imagine what that must feel like. Lol. | |
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09-02-11 01:32pm - 4822 days | #4 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Yes, that is a Brit expression. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-02-11 09:02pm - 4822 days | #5 | |
hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
Actually, I think Amia got hers at the end of 2009, whereas Rebeca did hers in the middle of 2010. The reason it seemed like Amia was later was because she stopped shooting for like 6 months after she got hers, so if you weren't up on her life outside of watching her scenes, you didn't know until later. | |
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09-02-11 11:45pm - 4822 days | #6 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've also been lamenting the "Boobification" of the lovelies you've mentioned. I used to sit bolt upright every time I came across new material of Rebecca Linares. My first real exposure to her was in some 1024 pixel photo set from KarupsPC, just nude posing, and I was simply awed. Now I shirk a bit at the site of a thumb of her, asking myself, "Will the boobs bother me? They were disturbing the last time." Whoever it is that pressures these girls to fix their unbroken chesty charms apparently has more power over them than us lil' guys down here at the porn shop at the edge of town. By now, that much can certainly be said. And whoever it is certainly is a real asshole. Rearadmiral, maybe we should come up with drinks with nice, silicone-free names like "The Malena Morgan" or "The Lorena Garcia." Knock down a few of those and you'll feel better. And as you sip, enjoy the view of those girls who've not had their looks crushed under the weight of the fucking industry. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-03-11 07:20am - 4821 days | #7 | |
jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
In Defense of Boobification! Well, actually there really isn't one BUT, if I had to mention one person who's boobs actually looked better after stuffing them with shit, it's Nicole Aniston. But other than her forget about it. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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09-03-11 08:24am - 4821 days | #8 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
It's not only boobs (boobification - that's a way with words..) but also lips (look at Christina Bella for one), it's piercing and worse: a tendency to overdo tattoos on most of the body - AND: come on: some model have entire arms with tats - I thought it was for sailors - male ones, that is.... These models ruin their face and body - for ever... Thinking about it: Yes, I need a drink now... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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09-03-11 09:45am - 4821 days | #9 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
How's about a "Janine Lindemulder," the drink with a disgusting rainbow swirl of mixed up colors? LOL Somehow she came to mind. Has done a lot at the Earl Miller site. But I even found an old DigitalDreamgirls set of her in my stash shot BEFORE the ratty tats went all over her arms and back. She looked ... BETTER THAT WAY. Well, I'll admit, very grudgingly, that I'll keep on truckin' for Monique Alexander and Breanne Benson, but not because of those tats! IN SPITE OF THEM! Keep the Sharpies away from those girls before they start getting new ideas! I know what you mean about the lips, too. First that comes to my mind is (you can probably guess) Aletta Ocean, who is now but a distant shore from her former natural beauty. Once she was a lovely, fresh flower, but now ... ewwwhhhh. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 03, 2011, 09:56am | |
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09-03-11 09:47am - 4821 days | #10 | |
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
Amia hasn't been working much since her boob job, unfortunately, but her scenes have been awesome. | |
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09-03-11 09:55am - 4821 days | #11 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, yes, I just saw her recently at Aziani. So cute! Those baby blues! I think that Sandy (Zsanett Egerhazy) looks nice with her job, too. They actually do look natural. I suspect that she was very discriminating in selecting a specialist for that. You know, if the average boob job really DID look natural, I guess I wouldn't mind, but they don't! And I'd love Sandy just as much if she'd kept herself "as is." Now I'm remembering Black Angelika. Tissue please ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-03-11 10:53am - 4821 days | #12 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I guess we`ll have to agree to disagree on this because she went from nice A or small B cup to huge C or even D cup. Then of course she chose the cheap surgery route so you can clearly see the scars below her nipples and that`s not something I can overlook. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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