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| 10-21-12 02:40pm - 4445 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Need help picking up my $2.5 million USD ATM Master Card. Important message: Need help picking up my $2.5 million USD ATM Master Card that is being sent to me by the FedEx Company of Nigeria. Unfortunately, I am desperately trying to update my porn collection at the moment, and don't have time to run out to Nigeria to pick up my $2.5 million ATM Master Card. Will any of my fellow PU members help me out in this, by dropping by their local Nigerian FedEx office and picking up my $2.5 million ATM Master Card for me? I would be willing to pay, let's say, $10.00 US, for the inconvenience, possibly, once I have cashed my $2.5 million card and verified the funds are good. In God we trust. lk2fireone ===================== ===================== FedEx Nigeria Head Office FROM: FedEx Nigeria Head Office Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:25 AM FedEx Nigeria Head Office 70 International Airport Road Mafoluku, Lagos. Tel: +234-8024500491 Customers Service Hours--Monday to Saturday: Office Hours Monday to Sunday: This is FedEx Company of Nigeria, the management of this company, Wishes to inform you that, we received a parcel containing an ATM Master Card Valued $2.5million USD with some vital documents attached on it, for safety delivery to Your residential address in your country This parcel was brought to us this morning by the ATM Card payment office Nigeria, with the below information’s, please reconfirm the below information, to avoid Delivery your ATM Master Card to wrong hand Full names............ Parcel owner address...... Tel........... We will register your package and send you the tracking numbers before we proceed for safety delivery of your package as soon as you reconfirm the required information’s for safety delivery. FedEx is one of the world's great success stories, the start-up that Revolutionized the delivery of packages and information, In the past 30 years, we've grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies as FedEx that's bigger, stronger, better than ever. Waiting to read your e-mail (deliveryfedexdispatch@yahoo.dk) Yours affectionately Mr.Mike Okoh.Dispatch Manager FedEx Courier For the Ikeja branch manager FedEx express services Lagos -Nigeria | |
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| 10-21-12 04:06pm - 4445 days | #2 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Remarkably there are still people dumb enough to make this sort of thing profitable, or they wouldn't be doing it. It works. So do pre checked cross sales and mugging. | |
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| 10-21-12 05:19pm - 4445 days | #3 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I don't know if the number is correct or still accurate now but I remember hearing a few years ago that 1/10th of one percent of the people who get these things foolishly fall for it. That's not a big number unless you realise that they send these things to millions of people. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 10-21-12 05:45pm - 4445 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Congratulations, lK2. Does this mean your sudden wealth will render you out of our league?... that you might move on to the upper echelons of porn users?...... that your friends (sob) here at PU might lose you to those of highter financial and social standing? That your course of association with the elite, in your eyes, leave us peions here at lowly PU (in a word) trailer-trash? May we beg of you to throw us some crumbs, as you leave the mundane and advance mightily on into a more fertile porn arena? BTW .... Will you be needing a driver for your fleet of limousines? I come with excellent references. | |
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| 10-22-12 08:51am - 4444 days | #5 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I signed up for this before, but silly me my bank thought otherwise LOLOL Since 2007 | |
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| 10-22-12 02:32pm - 4444 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Sorry, pal. I'm sticking to moon real estate. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 10-22-12 03:47pm - 4444 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I hear Aletta Ocean has some nice real estate out back  Since 2007 | |
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| 10-23-12 03:09pm - 4443 days | #8 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Instead of buying a bunch of expensive cars, I'll probably buy a mansion and stock it with models from MetArt. That seems a smarter thing to do. And more useful. That way, I won't have to go to the gym for my exercise. | |
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| 10-23-12 05:46pm - 4443 days | #9 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
I wish I had a nickle for every email I get from Nigeria. I also get a lot of work at home and make thousands of dollars a month for a couple hours work at home. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 10-24-12 02:52pm - 4442 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
My goal for next month: $10,000, with at least half of that spent on hoochie. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 10-25-12 01:14pm - 4441 days | #12 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Is that all Drooler, just 10k. I never thought of you as a conservative  Since 2007 | |
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| 11-21-12 02:57pm - 4414 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That was actually a reference to these ads that used to run on US television for "the fox," the mascot of a work-at-home-get-rich-quick-total-bullshit scheme that finally ran out of steam (well, hot air). Remember that one? They had this one really nerdy looking guy talking about his "goals" for making even more money than the last month. And then there was the guy with the sports car and the fuck babe: "... and the money's great, too." I'm glad that thing is over. Until the next one, of course. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-21-12 05:34pm - 4414 days | #14 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^In his defense and likely anyone else doing those kind of adds. They work amazingly well and can make you huge sums of money. The downside is that they are illegal. They're all based on pyramid schemes where you make more money as long as you are at the higher levels of the pyramid and you get more suckers to sign up below you. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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