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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Burglar turns out to be a 19 foot python. http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/...e&lite=obnetwork Australia crime puzzle solved: Culprit was 19-foot python CAIRNS, Australia – Police were mystified by a chaotic crime scene including a hole in the ceiling and a smelly pool of vomit-like liquid — until they found the culprit was a 19-foot python. The massive snake, weighing in at 37 pounds, was captured a day after a suspected break-in was reported at a charity store in Queensland in northeastern Australia. "Its head was the size of a small dog," Police Sgt. Don Auld said Wednesday. Before they found the python, investigators' working theory was that a human burglar with an appetite for destruction — and a serious illness — had gone on a rampage inside the St. Vincent de Paul store in the small town of Ingham. "We thought a person had fallen through the ceiling because the roof panel was cut in half," Auld said. "When they've hit the floor, they've vomited and then staggered and fallen over. That's what we thought anyway." Police now suspect the python entered the store through the roof, which was damaged in a cyclone two years ago. The animal then plummeted through the ceiling, knocking over dishes, clothes and other items, before relieving itself on the floor. It somehow managed to hide from officials until staff spotted it lying alongside a wall the next day. The Associated Press | |
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| 07-15-13 01:56pm - 4178 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I don't know how it is in Australia, but in the US, one might expect as a result a nationwide flurry of signs posted at the doors of the establishments reading "Management Not Responsible for Customer/Snake Encounters" or "Please Enjoy Our Fine Establishment Carefully (add iconic picture of snake)." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-15-13 10:50pm - 4178 days | #3 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
"Burglar turns out to be a 19 foot python." Sorry for the foolish randomness, but when I saw the topic, I for some reason thought of an 80s porn scene where a guy was breaking in a woman's house, she catches him, but decides not to call the cops when she saw the bulge in his pants.  My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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