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| Porn Users Forum » Sylvester Stallone, now 72 years old, is coming in his motorized wheelchair. |
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| 05-31-19 10:53am - 2032 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Sylvester Stallone, now 72 years old, is coming in his motorized wheelchair. A new movie starring Sylvester Stallone, "Rambo: Last Blood", features the still-youthful action hero going up against 100s of bad men by himself. But not to worry: Rambo has his massive knife made to hurt and kill his enemies, along with his trusty bow and arrows that will explode and blow up lots of bad men. I don't know if there are any bad women in the movie, but there are 100s of bad men, who will give Rambo enough targets to fill the screen of the movie. Personally, I'm getting up in age, and can't move as fast or last as long as I used to. But Rambo must be on steriods, because he is the action hero to beat. Also, I didn't see an actual motorized wheel that Rambo was using, but since there are times when I can't walk, I figure Rambo has a motorized wheelchair hidden deep in his supplies, maybe one with atomic generators to give it extra speed and power. Also, since Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are no longer feuding, maybe Rambo can call on the Terminator if Rambo wants a little extra help. Although I think Rambo, by himself, can easily take on a few hundred bad guys, as long as he is willing to get down and dirty, and work up a little sweat. | |
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| 06-01-19 09:47am - 2031 days | #2 | |
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merc77 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 291 Registered: Apr 17, '16 |
Rambo has stunt doubles so he doesn't need a wheelchair. I do give him credit for milking a franchise for all it's worth. Look at the eight Rocky movies he has done. (Yes, I count Creed as a Rocky movie.) "Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016) Dogs have masters; Cats have staff. | |
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| 06-02-19 06:33am - 2030 days | #3 | |
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Loki (0)
Active User  Posts: 395 Registered: Jun 13, '07 Location: California |
Weird Al Yankovic, on his "In 3-D" album, had a track called "Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser)" to the tune of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger." I wonder if he could make a Rambo-themed song? "A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." | |
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