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02-17-10 09:18am - 5423 days | #27 | |
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:0D It works! ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-17-10 09:09am - 5423 days | #17 | |
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Then there is the old 1970s' T-Shirt depicting two vultures sat on the branches of a dead tree. One says. 'Patience, my ass!.........I'm gonna kill something!' Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-16-10 02:07pm - 5423 days | #9 | |
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A friend of mine to another colleague: 'How can you be so stupid with only one head?' Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-16-10 09:27am - 5424 days | #25 | |
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An Irish truckie walks into an outback cafe' in Basildon with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be £3.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays. The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke.' The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.' Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.. 'Same for me,' says the emu. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be £10.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?' 'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress.. 'Most people would ask for a million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man. Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?' The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.' Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-15-10 09:08am - 5425 days | #3 | |
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RB reholsters his Peacemaker & walks slowly away. ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-15-10 09:04am - 5425 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I haven't seen one of these in a while. It was prompted by some finger painting in dirt on the back of a car parked at our local supermarket. 'I wish my wife was as dirty as this car.' Yeah, seen that before, but beneath it some other wag had written. 'She is.' Cap'n, :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-14-10 12:16pm - 5425 days | #7 | |
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Hey! I represent that remark! ( Well, I had to get the gag in before anyone else did it!... ;).........OOeerr that sounds a bit dodgy too! :00 ) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-13-10 01:20pm - 5426 days | #3 | |
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Mine is not particularly cryptic, but the user name & avatar are linked. Cap'n. ;0P Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-13-10 10:04am - 5426 days | #84 | |
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Yes, that happens frustratingly often. There is nothing wrong with showing a little more of the set in order to do that. It tends to give the impression the viewer is in the room with the model. Also if discarded clothing is left in shot it adds colour & reinforces the striptease element of the photo. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-13-10 04:58am - 5427 days | #82 | |
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I have to agree in my frustration with Toby. Far too much zoomed in portrait format & not enough relaxed landscape full body shots. The only time he goes to landscape is after she starts to strip. Even a few full body, fully clothed shots in landscape format at the start would improve his work substantially for me. It is a shame. He gets really nice models but I don't feel he does them justice. BMB/Wanton. Very frustrating again. They usually start off OK, but there is very little in the way of nudity in their sets. A pulled up skirt & top showing the bits is not nude! Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Feb 13, 2010, 05:03am | |
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02-13-10 04:50am - 5427 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Well I did a search and I didn't see it posted before so... The Darwin Awards 2009 Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. "You can't teach..."Stupid" ! Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-10-10 11:27am - 5429 days | #34 | |
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Definitely get a genny! ;0) Think about a wind powered one & perhaps a IC one as back up. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-10-10 11:23am - 5429 days | #4 | |
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That is exactly what I was saying! ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-10-10 09:03am - 5430 days | #2 | |
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I'm pleased to see you are back around, Khan. To answer your question. That really depends on the size of the lady! ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-09-10 08:59am - 5431 days | #14 | |
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Best wishes to Khan. I just hope he is OK for supplies. Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-08-10 02:29pm - 5431 days | #22 | |
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A burglar broke into a house and shone his flashlight around looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: 'Jesus is watching you..' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out he heard: 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' Moses,' replied the bird. Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' "The same kind that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-08-10 02:21pm - 5431 days | #5 | |
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If that could be implemented, it would be quite useful. Although obviously it is going to be easier to spot stagnant sites, rather than those that are recycling. Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-08-10 02:09pm - 5431 days | #19 | |
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Wow! Further promotion! Thanks. I reckon that one is going in my sig. ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Feb 08, 2010, 02:16pm | |
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02-06-10 03:53pm - 5433 days | #75 | |
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I am not a fan of Toby's work either. What I dislike is the excessive use of the tight-in portrait format, especially before the model starts to strip. I wish he would zoom out landscape for a few full body shots before she starts to strip. In contrast I like Vlads work. I'm pleased you like the custom zip idea. I find it very pleasant & useful. I do hope you are going to register & post on the forum there. It definely needs more member input. I am doing my best to drum up discussion there but there aren't many folk there yet :0( Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-06-10 03:25pm - 5433 days | #73 | |
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WeAreHairy has made quite a promising start. Hopefully they are picking up on this niche? Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-06-10 02:59pm - 5433 days | #34 | |
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Yes, it is a shame Tarentino's films tend to be excessively violent. I am sure they would be just as good, if not better without it. It shouldn't compromise his excellent work any. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-06-10 02:55pm - 5433 days | #14 | |
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I'm getting promoted all the time here. ;0) LOL! Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-06-10 10:34am - 5433 days | #11 | |
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Gawrsh! :00 Thanks. Cap'n :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-06-10 09:12am - 5434 days | #8 | |
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LOL. Aye, perhaps they might. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-06-10 08:44am - 5434 days | #6 | |
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Yes.....Right place, right time, I suppose. Do I get a badge for that? ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-03-10 03:20pm - 5436 days | #15 | |
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I'm sticking with XP Pro64 for the forseeable. Seems pretty robust. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-03-10 03:11pm - 5436 days | #7 | |
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Well, I wasn't aware of that. How interesting. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-03-10 02:50pm - 5436 days | #5 | |
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I think it may be frowned upon. There is used stuff on Amazon. Would that be an option? Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-03-10 02:47pm - 5436 days | #10 | |
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'No but you are!' OK...... and then? Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-03-10 02:42pm - 5436 days | #12 | |
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I don't really know, but this is my guess.. I suppose it is what your processors are bimbling away with at the time you mouse over. If those little fellas are too busy before the time out, they won't have assessed the full size of it, so they will just display what they have counted up to filesize wise? Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-03-10 02:21pm - 5436 days | #4 | |
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Not sure about the ins & outs of it, or if it fulfills all the specifics of your criteria, but take a look at www.proudmusiclibrary.com It allows free download of bleeped samples prior to purchase. Let me know how you get on. Once I get beyond a CD player I may well want to use it myself. ( Yes, I am pretty hip....I got rid of cassette tapes! ;0) ) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-03-10 09:15am - 5437 days | #8 | |
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I suppose anyone can find anything offensive, depending on their own view point. :0/ I don't like any gay scene of either sex, but I am not offended by it. Each to their own for their own reasons. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-02-10 10:06am - 5437 days | #6 | |
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That is a difficult one to answer, because there are so many variables. Off the top of my head... Quality, quantity, update rate, accuracy to niche. All of the above are important as is the price of the package. Inherently though, it is a personal perception of value. The way you phrased your question implies you value videos. Although I might find the occasional video of interest, by & large I do not. To try & answer you question in one sentence, assuming quality & update rates to be equal, I don't see there should be any difference in price between a photo site & a video site. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-02-10 09:22am - 5438 days | #3 | |
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Photos every time for me. Even when I find a video I like, it is only certain short sequences or the odd still pose that really interests me. The rate I consume & horde the material, bandwidth, download time & storage for video would be 10 to 100 times the problem it is for me already! :00 Modern quality of photos is usually very good, although I think there is a tendency to oversize the shots these days. Zip files are a must, prefrably user selected. I think it is possible that shortly we will see more polarisation with sites increasingly focussing on video or photos, rather than trying to do both & lacking the resources to do either format justice. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-01-10 01:34pm - 5438 days | #14 | |
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Clothing wise, I would much rather see formal or smart casual clothes. Smart authentic uniforms are good too! ;0) I really do not like glamour wear & 'play' uniforms though. :0( Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-01-10 11:27am - 5438 days | #12 | |
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I enjoy the entire journey, fully clothed to fully nude. If any section is skimped over, I feel something is missing. Whilst not being a leg man or foot fetishist, I do think the removal of shoes & hose can be a particularly erotic part of a strip. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-31-10 02:56pm - 5439 days | #2 | |
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She probably thinks as you really like carrots all of a sudden, you might be turning into a Wererabbit. :00 Only you & the people visiting this thread know the truth of the situation. ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-31-10 10:46am - 5439 days | #7 | |
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You think there is only one bad 'popular' film, Hod. ? ;0) This thread could go on for pages if folks can be bothered to list them. I'm sorry to say I can't. :0/ Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 04:37pm - 5440 days | #4 | |
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Oh Noooo! WWW just broke my brain on my Shopping thread, with similar imagery! I think I need more beer to wash that from my thoughts! :0) Oh...and what is wrong with wearing leather? I have done for 36 years & counting. ( I'm a motorcyclist ;0) ) Self knowledge is a very important thing. Relax and enjoy. ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 12:12pm - 5440 days | #26 | |
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I could well be wrong, but I always thought the magazine ColorClimaxes were German? Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 12:09pm - 5440 days | #15 | |
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AAAAArrrghh! That is a mental image I can well do without!! I think you broke my brain!!! Cap'n ;0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 12:06pm - 5440 days | #18 | |
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OK..Seems reasonable. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 12:05pm - 5440 days | #30 | |
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Torrid Art has 3 nice softcore photosets of her. I wish they would get her back again. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 11:55am - 5440 days | #71 | |
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OK, I'll look out for that. Thanks. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 11:53am - 5440 days | #16 | |
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Well, there is that. How many books do you want to read at once though? Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 02:46am - 5441 days | #28 | |
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She is one of my very few 'favourites.' I love redheads, especially those with killer bodies. I would prefer them to give the razor a miss too. As regards temper, I'll forgive a lady any tantrum as long as she has big tits. Just ask my wife! Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-30-10 02:37am - 5441 days | #14 | |
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What I can't uderstand is..... If you want to read a book...Read a book. What does an electronic device do that is better? Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-29-10 02:59pm - 5441 days | #69 | |
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Thanks for that extra info. I may well give that a whirl. I suppose I can take it that the models are mostly shaven? Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-29-10 12:43pm - 5441 days | #10 | |
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TBH my view of modern multi-purpose devices is that they are average to crap at everything they set out to do. If I want a computer, I'll buy a computer. If I want a phone, I'll buy one that I can actually speak to someone with. If I want a camera, I'll buy a camera. I am pretty straightforward that way. ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-29-10 09:56am - 5441 days | #67 | |
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It is not really covered in the tour. Do sets often start fully clothed? Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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