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09-24-09  01:17pm - 5568 days Original Post - #1
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OK, I know there isn't much in the way of jokes posted here but I just saw this one & thought it might appeal.



A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted
indignantly. 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places
about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'
abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell '
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09-24-09  12:49pm - 5568 days #10
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Each category has to have a sub-category assigned to it: Pointers and Saggers! To me that's very important, I love my saggies!


Now then...

You are getting into a seperate but related area.
If you are straying into shape categories that will require a different guide.

I was trying to keep it simple.
It is just a size guide.

Not tried it before, but leave it with me a while! ;0)


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09-23-09  11:32pm - 5568 days #5
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09-23-09  10:48am - 5569 days #8
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09-23-09  10:42am - 5569 days Original Post - #1
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This is just a handy quick reference guide I knocked up for myself, to help categorising for breast sizes.

( Yes, I am obsessed by womens breasts. :0) )

There is some overlap in the categories, but for me they fall into three major divisions.

Titties : A - B Cup.

Tits : C - D Cup

Jugs : DD & above.

For the more extremes we have :

Titlets : Where are they? :0(

and at the other end of the scale...

Megajugs : FF & over

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09-23-09  10:33am - 5569 days #123
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Some implants are actually forced in through the belly button (saw it on TV a couple of times, looked painful) since it is already a scar, but that may be for only smaller implants.


It is amazing they start that far away from where they are going! :00

I am not going to ask, where they are going to start from next!

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09-23-09  10:27am - 5569 days #8
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well, I always adopt the approach:

Jump in, be bright & positive & don't be afraid to ask questions, even if they may appear noobish.
Folk will either take to you or ignore you.
Occasionally you trip over the odd troll, but not often & not here, so far. :0)

Works for me.

What brought me here? Surfing review sites.

I'm staying 'cos I like the company! :0)
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09-22-09  11:35pm - 5569 days #35
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09-22-09  11:50am - 5570 days #118
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Location: Near the Beer! 		That does surprise me.

Yeah me too!

That said saline is more benign. There are more health impications with silicon anyway. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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09-22-09  10:51am - 5570 days #33
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I think there is plenty of scope within the niche for variation.

It is a thing I have never tired of since adolescence.....

That was a looooonnngg time ago :00

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09-22-09  10:27am - 5570 days #10
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Location: Near the Beer! 		One of my favourite topics! ;0)

I haven't touched spirits for years, but I used to enjoy vodka, tequila & malt whiskies. Scotch & Irish.
Not at the same time though! :0)

Since I developed a digestive disorder I have laid off the spirits.

I still enjoy real ales regularly but in moderation.
My favourites are the darker ales. Stouts are good.
Porter is my absolute favourite.

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09-22-09  10:20am - 5570 days #116
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Areolae are my favourite bits.
There is so much variation in size shape & colour.

I always love to see them, especially if they are unusual.

BTW anyone know......

Is the saline implant any softer than the silicon variety?

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09-21-09  03:24pm - 5571 days #111
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well, I have been a tit man since 1970.

I don't really have so much of an issue with well done ones.
My main gripe about fake tits is with the poorly done ones.
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09-21-09  09:23am - 5571 days #24
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09-20-09  11:16am - 5572 days #3
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09-19-09  11:17am - 5573 days #19
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Location: Near the Beer! 		A few extra pounds around is OK.
The breasts stomach and thighs can be shapelier.

I do draw the line at folds of fat though!

Height I am not bothered by.
I like statuesque & I like petite too.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Voluptuous & curvy are nice.

Obese is a turn off for me.






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09-19-09  05:52am - 5573 days #62
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Location: Near the Beer! 		An interesting read there.
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09-18-09  11:36pm - 5573 days #6
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Don't worry.

As soon as you come accross some decent mature material, you will be back on the rails. ;0)

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09-18-09  03:41pm - 5574 days #106
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well, I wasn't around when this was started but I found this thread with the search facility, before kicking off a thread on a related topic.

There are some very interesting posts here, some quite eloquently put.

I just wanted to put forward my view on the general issue of breast 'enhancement.' Not wishing to touch on the motivations of why they might be done, it seems to me that there is a great variation in the attractiveness of the outcome in these operations. Whilst some post op enhancements might look great clothed, they can make quite shocking viewing when exposed.

A subtle job can be quite effective, but on the whole, unless there is good reason (medical or psychological) , I would prefer to see the beauty of nature rather than the skill of the surgeon.

Oh and the answer to the OPs question.

No, I wouldn't.

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09-18-09  02:50pm - 5574 days #2
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Watch out for Armageddon! :00

Stay safe.

Hope you get things sorted out OK.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		I like it if the order of the strip is varied.

Bottomless first is one of my favourites!

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09-14-09  03:39pm - 5578 days #19
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I don't think of it as a gap. Sex will always sell. How it is packaged & presented varies with time, but it is only the packaging.

The rest comes down to variations in personal preferences, which has nothing to do with generations per se.

Just the way it strikes me. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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09-14-09  09:11am - 5578 days #40
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Of all the people on this forum I would have to say that you are last person to be allowed to say that. I use some smilies here, but in the short time that you have been here you have used 14 times the smilies as ever user combined! :) Including that one.



I plead guilty on that one...

I use them frequently, yes, but they are a useful tool in this limited medium. :0)

Rather than 'overuse' perhaps I should have said misuse! :00

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Aye.
At least you are taking a shot at it. Some of the videos work better than others. I am not averse to on topic video material.

As I said to you before, I am really looking for full nudity guaranteed & prefrably in full-strip photoset format.

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A. Burke
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A. Dent

There has to be loads...

Parents have a lot to answer for!

Oh I also knew an electrician named Alec

Naturally he became Alec Trician.

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I think so, yes....

I think you just gave it away slightly! ;0)

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Thanks for the support!

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Originally Posted by pat362:


Add another one to a long list of things that were common once upon a time and are now considered niches. There was a time where the women would strip before the actual sex scene got under way. These days I don't consider removing your top and bottom within less than a minute an actual strip.

AS much as I would like the return of stripteases. I can't say that a site dedicated to only that would satisfy me. I want the full package. I want the women to wear blouse with pants or skirt or a long dress. I want panties and a bra. I want pantyhose. I would not mind a garter belt. I want the strip to be at least 10 minutes but I also want the actual foreplay and sex.

The only place I still find that is in lesbian porn.


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Originally Posted by Drooler:

...However, I must say that my new favorite amongst them, ATK Petites, does a good job overall.

Twistys does, too, but the posing gets too cookie cutter.

..I collect both with the idea of eventually combining a strip and a nude of the same girl. It's not easy, especially with Anna S at Hegre-Art, 'cause her hair color keeps changing!

BTW, EuropeanGlamourGirls has gotten so dull and repetitive over the past few months that I've pretty much given up on it.

TorridArt is probably the best in that you'll get part 1 with stripping and part 2 will almost certainly have good nude poses aplenty and great ass poses! Too bad it's slow with the updates.

The really "nude all the way most of the time sites" include Erotic Destinations and FemJoy.


Nothing wrong with full nude sets per se, but I always like a slow reveal....builds up anticipation nicely. ;0)

I will have a look at the sites you suggested.

Thanks.

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09-12-09  04:42am - 5580 days #7
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Originally Posted by WeeWillyWinky:


I think I'm with you on this, Capn. I'm not a real old-timer, at 45, but I am about as old-school as it gets. I like skirts, stockings, full-cut panties (cotton and nylon), industrial-strength brassieres, even girdles. I love seeing the strip from beginning to end.

What bothers me about most sites that are in the softcore category is the predominance of masturbation content. It's everywhere, and it's almost always boring and predictable, as well as contrived. This is only my general impression, and I have actually seen some arousing stuff in this area, but it comes few and far between.

I am hesitant to suggest any sites, because I don't want you to waste your money on something that doesn't appeal to you. My tastes are strange and mundane and I've met virtually no-one who gets off on what I REALLY get off on. Even the sites that I've raved about here at PU have not really hit the mark.


I agree with you on the masturbation thing. I don't think it has a place in what is otherwise a softcore item.

What I find really frustrating is there is so often no nudity either coy or more explicit prior to the dildos coming out. :0( Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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09-12-09  04:37am - 5580 days #6
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


I'm definitely a fan of strip tease - in person and on vid. It's one of the things I like about Jules Jordan and that whole strain of porn - they've taken up from Bruce Seven's example. But they typically have the girls start in some outrageous stripper-wear and lead to outrageous rough sex, which I enjoy.

InFocus Girls might be more up your alley - their models start out in clothes more closely resembling ordinary casual wear. Then they strip and pleasure themselves - good stuff. TBP just gave them a very favorable review.

It's the same company with some of the same models as Only Tease, Sapphic Erotica, etc.


For me full frontal nudity coy & explicit is as much as I require, & I would much rather the costumes were casual or formal wear. Really don't like the 'glamour wear' at all.
Uniforms are OK provided they are the real McCoy & not the tacky 'play' uniforms.

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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Look at Virtual Girl. It is kind of interesting and might be something you would be interested in.

OnlyTease, and the rest of those sites, feature a load of striptease. The drawback is they spend extremely little in full nude.


Virtua Girl. Yeah, Desktop....Hmmmm It would be OK if kiddies weren't around my computer. :0/

Only Tease has to be the most frustrating of the lot! :0(
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I get the impression the clips for sale type material may be niche & of varying quality, but one thing you can be sure of is that it is expensive for what it is.

Some 'producers' seem to use these marketplaces as a cheaper alternative to setting up their own sites. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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Location: Near the Beer! 		To return to the original topic.... :0/

There is no need for name calling on a forum.
As adults we should be able to discuss & differ without the stress of heated argument.

Name calling in jest is OK, but it can be a tricky medium.
No body language to read.
That is why I like smileys, provided they are not overused.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		So if I read that right you reckon it is a hook for mainstream sites?

What about all these sites that have sprung up just selling clips & have no main website as such?

Their prices seem quite salty on the whole! :0( Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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Title pretty much covers it.

Yes it is a complaint! :0)

I am talking about softcore full strips. I know there is loads of material available, but it is fragmented and you have to spend hours searching it all out.

The majority of what you end up with starts either part way through or finishes before full frontal nudity.

Casting shoots & videos used to be a good source, but they don't seem to be published much these days.
I particularly like strips from everyday wear casual & formal.

I know of 2 or 3 good sources but other than them little of consistent quantity.

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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Setting is as important as performer selection. Lets face it, a great looking woman loses some of her affect in a trashy setting and an average woman gains appeal when in a nice setting. I want the setting to be clean, uncluttered, well lit, and free from external noise.



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