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01-29-10  06:48am - 5441 days #8
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I am of the generation that uses a phone to talk to people.

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01-27-10  03:13pm - 5443 days #7
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Funny (and a just a little weird) list, Cap'n! Good to see that you haven't let adulthood take all the fun and foolishness out of you--just like the rest of us here. In fact judging by the list it's a wonder your significant other would even risk taking you anywhere.


The disclaimer is in my sig. ;0)

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01-26-10  10:18am - 5444 days Original Post - #1
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Here is a handy guide to getting out of the wife / girlfriend dragging you down to the supermarket for the weekly shop.

Two or three of your favourites from below should do it: ;0)

1) Get an armful of packs of condoms & place them in other peoples' trolleys when they aren't looking.

2) When in housewares set all the alarm clocks to go off at five minute intervals.

3) Lay a trial of tomato juice on the floor leading to the 'feminine products' section.

4) Walk up to a shelf stacker & say in an official tone:
'Code 3 in Breakfast Cereals.'

5) Set up a tent in the Outdoor Dept. & tell fellow shoppers they can come in if they bring sausages & a Calor Gas Stove.

6) If asked 'Can I help you?' burst into tears & reply 'Why can't you people just leave me alone!'

7) Look into a security camera & pick your nose.

8) Whilst looking at knives in the Kitchenware Dept. ask a member of staff where the anti-depressants are.

9) Whilst you are there, try a few funnels of varying sizes on for the 'Madonna look.' ;0)

10) Dart around suspiciously, loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

11) Hide in a clothing rack & when a shopper comes near browsing shout...PICK ME! PICK ME!

12) When there is an announcement over the loudspeaker, go into the foetal position & scream:
'NO NO....NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!'

It works!

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01-26-10  09:37am - 5444 days #7
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well, in the relatively short time I have been here, I have found this probably the most active forum in the 'Adult Forum World.'

I am sure with such a large & varied user base, it will come around again.

The frank exchange of views on subjects that are not normally openly discussed in a calm & rational manner, is a breath of fresh air.
That said I do enjoy the odd full on rant when they occur. ;)

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01-25-10  02:14pm - 5445 days #11
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Originally Posted by Denner:


The same goes for those clips with - sometimes pseudo-teens with pigtails - who has to enjoy themselves with a toy-bear or alike.


Exactly my meaning!

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01-24-10  10:51pm - 5446 days #8
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Originally Posted by exotics4me:


I remember when females in normal clothes, stripping down to nothing and posing provocatively was cutting-edge. Maybe it will cycle back around?


That is well overdue!

I sincerely hope it returns soon!

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01-23-10  03:26pm - 5447 days #2
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Location: Near the Beer! 		It's not just pets either.

Those stuffed toys irritate me too, for similar reasons.

TBH, I find it a little creepy.
I think on a subliminal level, it sort of infers they are still children. :0(

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01-20-10  01:25pm - 5450 days #6
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Location: Near the Beer! 		It all comes down to the spin that is put on it.

You can guarantee the bottom line is money / self interest.

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01-17-10  03:39pm - 5453 days #6
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Location: Near the Beer! 		It is really just as subjective as sites you really like.

Despite feeling you have wasted your money there, others may enjoy the content.

If it is bad for reasons other than content, I suppose there may be some value in it.

After all this is a place for both praise & brickbats.

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01-16-10  08:00am - 5454 days #8
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Location: Near the Beer! 		That actually sounds a little bizarre, PP! :00

I suppose it really depends on what religion she caught.
Most are pretty coy about overt sexuality.....
That is apart from some pagan sects.

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01-15-10  11:36pm - 5455 days #2
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well, there have always been, beautiful, not so beautful & less desirable women.

Categorisation is by individual preference. ;0)

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01-08-10  07:21am - 5462 days #17
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Location: Near the Beer! 		For me it really depends on how 'niche' the site is.
Minimum I would expect one full update per week.

The bigger boys such as ATK you are usually talking up to 8 - 12 updates per day. Sadly, I am lucky if 25% actually appeal to me.

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01-05-10  02:05pm - 5465 days #5
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Location: Near the Beer! 		That's odd....It didn't come up in my search.

I'll take a look.

Thanks.

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01-05-10  11:50am - 5465 days #2
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I would be very reluctant to go with that.
Do you really want to trust them with your credit card details??

Sure I do use my CC online, but only through known & trusted outlets.

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01-05-10  11:38am - 5465 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Yes, split updates can be very irritating.
It ekes out content for the webmaster,but it feels very 'nineties' to me.

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01-05-10  11:09am - 5465 days Original Post - #1
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Generally of late I get the impression that quality is being sacrificed for quantity.

Sure stats are used to impress potential members, but I would rather have fewer updates of better quality.
That said, there are some sites that drag their feet with updates.

I am talking about both video & photoset.

What do you consider an acceptable update rate?

I have my own views, but don't wish to colour folks responses by stating them at this stage.

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01-05-10  10:46am - 5465 days #16
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Location: Near the Beer! 		There are all sorts of niches, which come & go out of fashion.

My preference is for softcore. Generally I find it much more erotic than the in some cases literally 'in your face' hardcore.

There is plenty out there, it is just a case of finding material that appeals.

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01-03-10  03:29pm - 5467 days #4
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Yes, I find them irritating too.

I don't care for being distracted like that.

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01-01-10  12:56pm - 5469 days #4
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Location: Near the Beer! 		As you nearly imply Pat, it is often used as a ploy by politicians and others to divert attention away from their own misdeeds. ;0)

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12-31-09  12:00pm - 5470 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		It'll just be a cosy night with the family with plenty of real ale for me & mulled wine for everyone else.

Slaynte vie.

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12-27-09  04:32pm - 5474 days #11
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Location: Near the Beer! 		You are right.

There aren't too many places things like that can be discussed.

I have chatted at various places in the past, but always found them ultimately frustrating, and certainly would draw the line at payments of the nature you mentioned.

TBH I think fantasy is better value.

Cheaper & you have control over it! ;0)

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12-27-09  02:25pm - 5474 days #8
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Location: Near the Beer! 		What is the OPs motivation to post here?

Contraversial for a first post, I think.

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12-21-09  01:57pm - 5480 days #28
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Sorry to go OT, but I just had to say D's 'Opportunity' quote always raises a smile here!

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12-21-09  01:38pm - 5480 days #2
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I quite like them, but it does depend on the lighting, as you mentioned.

I really don't like the 'artsy' heavy shadowing that tends to happen.

My favourite sets are 'bedrooms' & 'lounges.'

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12-21-09  01:35pm - 5480 days #26
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


http://www.pier999.com/at-the-port/get-on-board/index.html

The Nella pic is on the top right of this page.


That website is far too 'Glam' for my liking, I'm afraid.

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12-21-09  01:28pm - 5480 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		The loss of the Titanic a forgettable story???

I don't think so....

but then again all the movie remakes since A Night To Remember have been!

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12-21-09  01:24pm - 5480 days #62
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Location: Near the Beer! 		A pleasure to see you here, my friend.
Welcome.

Thanks for the background info.
Do you have an email I could reach them on, please?

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12-19-09  02:41pm - 5482 days #7
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Originally Posted by atrapat:


Since you live in Canada, you will see 29.95 USD. Good for you :)

The problem for Europeans is that we see 29.95 EUR (=40 USD) instead of seeing 21 EUR (=29.95 USD). We are getting the exact same service at a higher price.

Unless ccbill wrongly sees your IP address as non-Canadian, regional pricing is not an issue for you.


If that frightens you, you don't want to look at GBPounds then :0(

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12-19-09  02:20pm - 5482 days #5
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Damn right it is a scam!

It is a 'service' offered by CCBill so that webmasters can rip off Europeans.

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12-19-09  02:18pm - 5482 days #4
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Regional Pricing! ;0)

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12-18-09  10:00am - 5483 days #141
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Fascinating models, but not riveting to read :00

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12-18-09  09:51am - 5483 days #2
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I suppose there are so many doing it, the chances of being remembered let alone recognised are pretty slim TBH

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12-17-09  02:11pm - 5484 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I am not much into videos and certainly would not indulge in ppv.
That is almost like rental.

Whether there is a market for it?
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12-17-09  02:01pm - 5484 days #22
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I had a situation many years ago where I bought mail order at a cheap price & got crap. Well, that served me right, but just over half way through the warranty it crapped out.

I phoned the support, actually spoke to the same fella I had spoken to about an earlier problem, who told me that the company I had bought from SSC Computers was now Carrera-SSC & they would not honour their warranty.
I guess SSC stood for Simply Shite Computers :0)

Needless to say Carrera would never get a penny from me!! :0E

I learnt from that. I now buy local so I can visit the supplier if there is a problem.

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12-17-09  10:55am - 5484 days #19
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I would be tempted to have a mooch around at MajorGeeks.

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12-16-09  11:42pm - 5485 days #16
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"Thank you for contacting the Microcrap-Gatewaytohell joint service support hotline. Press 1 if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours (this will send out a twitter update on your account alerting all your friends to your accomplishment). Press 2 if you want to discuss the Cartesian Mind/Body philosophical distinctions in Swahili. Press 3 to speak with a customer service representative who recently qualified with English as their 4th language this week. Press 4 to speak to someone who will pretend to care about your problem while masturbating to internet porn (Do I understand your problem? Yes. Yes! YES!!! OH, FUCK ME, YES!!!!"). Press 5 to listen a customer service representative talk about their problems. Press 6 to hear the most recent classic rock band who sold out their biggest hit to be our new marketing theme. Press 7 if you wish to speak to someone who thinks they know what a computer might be. Press 8 if you think my voice is too sexy for this directory. Press 9 and enter your name, credit card number, expiration date, social security number and date of birth that we will sell to the highest Eastern European bidder next month. Press # to request why pressing buttons 1 - 9 simply redirected you back to this menu. If you'd like to try again, please hang up and try again. Thank you and have a nice day."


Very close to the truth.

In those circumstances, it would be nice to talk to an educated English speaking human being.

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12-16-09  11:34pm - 5485 days #21
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Location: Near the Beer! 		A nice black leather recliner with a footstool.

Extremely comfortable......

Self indulgent luxury......Once I have a flagon of real ale anyway ;0)

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12-16-09  04:15pm - 5485 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I have 2 suggestions.

One is directly to do with drivers.

DriverDetective. It is not free, but it is very good value.
You download it. It scans your computer & compares all your data to a database of drivers, then provides the link to download the required driver.

I found it a couple of years back & it is well worth the subscription. I have always found it excellent.

I can't find a direct link to their website at the moment, but if you do a search on Driver Detective it should come up.
It is very easy to use.

My other suggestion is a computer anorak/bobble hat/geek community site, which I found many years ago & have found excellently helpful.

www.majorgeeks.com

There is a Support Forum link at the top of the home page.

A first class free resource.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well as a photoset geek, that puts the final nail in it for me.

That is them off the 'Maybe' list.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		A finely crafted piece of work.....

Probably only to be surpassed by next years effort ;0)

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well, I reckon I got a good deal from them.
I do agree with you comment about 'remastering' the older stuff though.

That said, whilst the older stuff is smaller & lower resolution.
The more recent stuff is fine.
There are several dozen truck loads of content. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I think it has that much content at a decent price that enthusiasts will rave about it.

It has that many dodgy practices other folk are going to curse them.

A situation like that is bound to polarise opinion.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		You have a good point there.

Could be porn overload! ;0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Most of the Karups sites have plenty of softcore content.
Usually there is a large archive & hundreds of models.
Quality varies some, usually date dependant, but by & large it is good.
Their older women site is good, but too many have silicon for my taste. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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If it doesn't flash beep or make an entertaining noise within ten seconds, it bombs! :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I doubt it would concern me as I wouldn't be buying into that.
If an image is crisp and fills my screen, that is all I want.
An image around 2000pixels long side is fine for me.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		I think it is a smart refinement, which brings the home page more up to date.

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