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| 07-10-12 03:43pm - 4548 days | #10 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Things you could say : (most everything here will evoke a positive response ) Wanna see my tits? Wanna see my pussy ? Wanna see my pussy at the mall ? Wanna see my pussy at Lowes Tool Coral ? Wanna see my pussy at the car wash ? Wanna see my pussy in church ? Would you like to stimulate my clitoris with your tongue ? or Wanna eat my pussy ? Wanna eat my pussy at Starbuck's ? Wanna shave my pussy ? Wanna fuck? Wanna fuck in the kitchen ? Wanna fuck in my mom's kitchen ? Wanna do it in the garage ? Wanna fuck in the driveway ? Wanna do it at the Statue of Liberty Why don't we do it in the road? John Lennon unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Jul 10, 2012, 03:57pm | |
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| 07-10-12 03:23pm - 4548 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
My first understanding of the relationship between women and men involved kisses and hugs but it was not until later that I became aware of the urgency that was entailed. Later, it was my impression that men wanted to do this sex thing and women ? Not so much. Then I did it at 18 a late bloomer even then, and soon found that girls wanted to do it too, but they were not allowed to appear to want to. “There is a brief but telling instant, when a boy is taking off a girl’s underpants, during which she must give her assistance; if she doesn’t lift her behind a split second, it is impossible. Ours was a nation of girls who would rather die than openly contribute to their own seduction. It is a tribute to the girls of 1940 that learned how to lift their asses, without seeming to be lifting their asses. Sometimes they did this with a ho-hum and a stretch, pretending to be utterly bored, meanwhile shifting their position just long enough to allow the expert panty snatcher to do his job. I have witnessed it many times, this fantastic arabesque that girls do, and every time I am overwhelmed by the sheer creative artistry of it. It belongs among the great moves of ballet.” ( Allan Sherman’s intro to Rape of the APE ) So, what makes me crazy? I am totally on-board when a woman abandons that need to hide the fact that she is wanton. A woman is way ahead in her game when she realizes and commits to memory some of the simple and basic truisms about people with Johnsons. People with Johnsons : Like to look Like it when people without Johnsons take initiative Like it when people without Johnsons display themselves in a wanton manner Like to look Like it when people without Johnsons offer themselves is a manner that that can be interpreted as sluttish Like it when people without Johnsons offer hints and glimpses of their parts in public and risky locations Like to look Like it when people without Johnsons act brazenly and wantonly in public and private Like it when people without Johnsons like what I like. The erotica industry and the strip-club industry have done a remarkable job of identifying, classifying and categorizing things that are liked by people with Johnsons It is a science that has far too many variables to be called a science. If a person with a vagina avails herself of the information available by barely scratching the surface of those two areas, she can remain consistently at the top of the wish list of all persons with Johnson. Does it look weird, leave a bad taste, exceed your comfort level, disgust you? Here’s an idea…..Don’t do It. There’s probably plenty out there you can both find fun. Maybe you could ask him. Catch him off guard You may find answers that are refreshingly candid. There is something you can expect. If he is not rampantly enthusiastic about efforting to find what rings your chime, he may not be worth the effort More to come as it occurs to me Disclaimer: All traits ascribed to persons with Johnsons would be more accurately ascribed to persons with this Johnson unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-10-12 12:59pm - 4548 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Quim, Nana, Hoohoo, Pussy, Vagigi, Cunt! can be satisfying to say, almost as gratifying as Fuck !!! Gash? Good God Gracie ! What a Gash ! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-09-12 08:06pm - 4549 days | #2 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Full Circle ! Heather, you are a hoot !  I'll be back to you when my words have wings. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-08-12 07:44pm - 4550 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Oh I just watched one. Never mind. My computer is 3 or 4 years old and has a problem with 1080 lines of resolution. They hiccup, stammer and show artifacts when the FF button is used. My first impulse was to upgrade my vid card and add some RAM, but then comparison made me wonder why. Blu Ray looks great on my 48” Sony, but 1080 on a 27” monitor doesn’t really out shine the 720 videos much at all. I’m perfectly happy viewing erotica on my puter and don’t intend watching them on the big screen, and if that changes, the Sony is computer ready. My problem is that while some paysites offer 1080 as well as 720, many offer only 1080. I have taken to eliminating the 1080 only sites from consideration. The reason? Hard drive space. A 1Gig vid in 720p compares to 3-5 Gigs in 1080p. A marginally better resolution is taking up four times the HDD space. Am I missing something here? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-08-12 12:26pm - 4550 days | #97 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
A vegetable farmer from Maine was visiting his cousin, a cattle rancher in Texas, who asked, "How big's yer spread?" "My farm?" he replied "Oh, about 6 acres, and your's?" "Well" says the Texan, "I can leave my house at six in the morning, and by six o'clock that night, I will not have reached the northern boundry of my property." "Ayup" says the cousin from Maine " I used to have a car like that." unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-07-12 04:17pm - 4551 days | #46 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Drooler wrote: Pictures of the girl leaping in mid-air. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with those, so they get tossed. Just look at them. What makes a picture good is the quantifiable skill used in the depiction of her parts and the image as a whole, and the answers to the questions "Is she having fun?" and "Do you like it? Finding meaning in an erotic image is a task that will require more than one lifetime. and yes, it was funny unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-07-12 01:06pm - 4551 days | #4 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Heather, that in fact was not a good reply. It was a great reply. You give wings to words. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-06-12 04:37am - 4553 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
In another thread, Heather mentioned the possibility of her listing those things that will make a woman squirm in bed. I invite all PU members who have vaginas to do the same. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-05-12 01:33pm - 4553 days | #21 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Heather wrote : If you're interested, I can give you 50 tips for how to make your gal squirm in bed. Well, I'm very busy today but ........ Sure! I'll drop everything to read your list. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-29-12 11:16am - 4559 days | #37 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
France : a nation of whores who fight with their feet, and fuck with their faces. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-28-12 11:44am - 4560 days | #32 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Claypaws] wrote: ".... increasingly disturbed by the inability of native English speakers to use their own language." This from a Brit, carries more weight. If you'd remembered to copywrite your language, Canada, Australia,NewZealand,Belize, US and South Africa would render the most amazing royalties unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-27-12 12:29am - 4562 days | #30 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Thanks Claypaws, my mother told me “ I taught you the words. It’s your job to make them fly.” Having some trouble with FETS present tense third person singular of fet ? a very vague reference to pantyhose and/or leg texture is all I find FET.com has women in various stages of undress with no particular theme A PU review says they were on hiatus and now maybe returned. Is this whereof you speak? michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-26-12 03:15pm - 4562 days | #96 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
a local OB-GYN was doing rounds in the maternity ward when he encountered the village yenta "Did the Andersons have their baby yet?" she asked. "Oh...yes" he replied, "but the infant was born without a penis" " Oh my God " she said, "How horrible" "But she'll have a great place to put one in about 18 years" unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-26-12 01:11pm - 4562 days | #28 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Porn disinterest? The list is long. Like otoh my tastes run the full range of vanilla. My deep-seated love of women and all their parts dictate that I look at several fetishes with interest, but not with unabiding fascination. Feletio? One of the truly great inventions of all time. Cunnilingus ? An equally great invention. Anal? A waste of a perfectly good orifice. DP,Fisting? Way too brutal for me. Strap-ons? Most men I know would pay to be in porn. Why bother with surrogates and attachments? Facials? A waste of perfectly good semen and degrading to women. I’ve never known a woman who would tolerate such foolishness? Water sports? Boring Gonzo ? Sometimes, but like real life I want an introduction and some romance. Innocence? Over-rated. I want wanton women. Where are the nasty girls? Latex? I can’t imagine why Interviews? Most of these gals haven’t been alive long enough to be interesting Defecation and urination? It’s important that it happens regularly, but I don’t wish to see it. BDSM ? violence and degradation is violent and degrading. Pain has never appeared to be fun. Child porn? While it exquisite to witness a girl developing into womanhood, I want little to do with her until she has been alive long enough to be interesting. Gay and lesbian? It’s fine for many, but not part of my wiring. CFNM ? Works for me. WAM, Bukkake, Food? Thank you, no. Toys often obscure the reason I'm there. Extra-terrestrial toys with electric colors and odd appendages leave me cold Feet don’t make me nuts, but they can be quite pretty. Especially those with prehensile toes All the rest? Bring it. I love to see women of grace, ballet, gymnastics, sports, or simply flexible. Women depicting non traditional occupations i.e. construction workers, fire fighters, oil rig workers, power line workers, house painters, lumber Jacquelyns…. I'm fan Fetishes? My first reaction is no, but then upon reflection Id have to say, the depiction of public sex and nudity, make me just a little bit crazy…. OK, way crazy The above stated preferences reside only in my mind. For all of the bents that I find un-interesting, there are legions of men and women and those in transition, who are lined up waiting to pay their money and immerse themselves. I am in the minority. I’ve recently mused about surfing porn. I realize that if erotica isn’t paid for, it may cease to exist, though I’m not as adamant as many who visit this site. Though I have been enrolled in paysites consistently for the past couple of years, I have fond recollection of surfing free porn. The downsides notwithstanding, the spyware, malware, misdirected links and such that one encounters in this type of travel, it’s fun ! Pay sites involve work. You’re paying for a month, so the tendency is to engage in a BadAndy type ravaging of the servers, with little time spent looking and admiring until the month has passed, if even then you get around to it. I would love to see a paysite that works like the freeporn network. WYCIWYG (What you click is what you get) Spend an hour clicking a huge variety of bents and fetishes, and when you find your love of the day, download her full body of work. Hell! Downloading may become obsolete. Here’s my credit card. Keep renewing til you get my death notice. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-26-12 03:53am - 4563 days | #18 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Heather, with zip files of five hundred to a thousand pix, it is not as difficult to reach those levels as one might think. It does drive home the need for housekeeping. on your Megan Fox tag line, one of my favorite pictures is a dark haired lass wearing a t-shirt that proclaims, "I have the pussy, I make the rules" unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-16-12 10:47pm - 4572 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Courtney Sperle Cathy McGrone Jane Adi Mercedes Fusch Gabriel Beucier Carley Hunstead In the past two weeks, I’ve received emails from the above listed ladies and about 2000 of their friends. Each claims to have met me last week in a bookstore or a Starbucks, and each invites me to click a link to see a lady with yet another name, take a shower, play with massage oil or other such “wild action” Each then closes with “authorisation trombone plow wrecker yqwekmdu” or other such nonsense. Two or three a day is not a problem. Two hundred a day is killing me. They are never from the same name twice so my spam filter is useless. The subject lines say hey, howdy How you doin? And any number of greetings that is common in legitimate emails. In the past 6 or 8 months I have not surfed free sites or tube sites, where I could expect this kind of crap, but have been enrolled in 6 or 8 paysites (one at a time). Any suggestions? I’ve had the same email address for 30 years and changing it would be a logistical nightmare. It is a business contact for me so I have to open most of them to avoid deleting someone who wants to give me money unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-28-12 08:57pm - 4591 days | #16 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Cybertoad] wrote Lets face it is there any such thing as a bad ass Yes !! There are some ugly asses out there, but without ugly, beauty has no meaning. .... But I'll give you this. If you post an ugly ass on this spot you'll get 5 responses in 4 hours saying that 'THIS ASS IS LOVELY" And If you post a perfect ass, someone will think it needs to be larger. This is the diversity we ought to celebrate unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-25-12 11:54pm - 4594 days | #3 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
my thanks to the Squirrel unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-25-12 07:23pm - 4594 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I give up the latest PU newsletter refers to BTS video TBS glossary? No help Google and Bing assumes I know what it means and runs with it Is it really obvious and I'm gonna feel like an idiot when I find out? What is BTS ? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-25-12 12:13pm - 4594 days | #16 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Campbell's Doctor Blues wrote : Now as for self-made screencaps ....... As clear and perfect as a hi def vid can be, the images that accompany many of them are screen-caps and not worth the effort. Do you find your self generated screen-cap to have better quality than all the other crap that's out there? Sunnyvale's Micha unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-25-12 11:57am - 4594 days | #34 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Western Digital internal 1TB $79 Fry's Self assembly using an internal drive and a 3rd party enclosure will give you ventilation and an ON OFF switch. Having to pull the power cord to power down will wear out the connection in no time at all. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-25-12 11:44am - 4594 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Reveen wrote " ...we want to see good-looking women getting screwed. Know your place!" Thank you Reveen. What took me three paragraphs, you summed up in one line. I will add, You are here for the camera. Stay out of its way unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-20-12 01:22pm - 4599 days | #3 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
pat362 rote "I think I'm very different from you because ....." Different ? Is that allowed here ? No, we're not so different. I can accept extremes in intellect as long as they are not annoying. I don’t like annoying women either but … alas….. I will watch them fuck. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-20-12 12:14pm - 4599 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
With several decades of naked women on my resume, I have from time to time paused to reflect and analyze and dissect my interest. Girls, and every manner of girl parts seem to top all the lists. Penises ? My own penis has held my interest since age two, but those belonging to others, not so much. I determined early on that penises, belonging to others, are necessary in the successful depiction of the hetero coital act. Last year I began disk drive house cleaning finding thousands of videos and stills that had been mis-filed or somehow forgotten. While uniformly renaming files and deleting a huge number of duplications and corrupted data, I also viewed hundreds of vids I had somehow never seen. Some became favorites and were earmarked to move them to the top of the list . When reviewing these favorites, I discovered the same actor was present in a huge percentage of those favorites. Mark Andrews. He is not remarkable in appearance, his equipment is adequate, and he has been prone to unfortunate choices in haircuts and facial hair. He seems intelligent, meaning he doesn’t open his mouth often enough to prove otherwise. He has been around for years. Bottom Line ? He is not annoying. In an industry where a huge percentage of the stunt dicks are obnoxious, this for me is a big plus. So I know what I want in a stunt dick. What do you want? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-18-12 11:41pm - 4601 days | #3 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Indy, I doubt anyone has ever seen a charge on their monthly statement for GuysSuckingBigCocks.com. The charges are usually more generic like CC-Bill or others in the plain brown wrapper school of thought. I'd suggest you find a site that interests you and you'll find, before you have to commit a card number, how the billing will appear on the statement. People in the credit card industry may recognize a billing entity as being adult oriented but have no way of knowing that the site being billed is gay, straight, twisted, or transvestites at the Monster Truck Rally. I remember a site from the past year or so that did have an interest range you described. The network page had icons for easily a hundred sites that took a while to scroll through. I can only speak to the hetero content which was decent enough, the navigability was abysmal and I did notice that there were not many prurient interests that weren’t covered. The site? AllAdultPass.com Good luck on your quest unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-18-12 11:43am - 4601 days | #26 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Hitachi Externals 1T $79.99 2T $99.99 at Fry's unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-14-12 04:06pm - 4605 days | #11 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Nothing on my puter is hidden and the desktop has nipples When I die, they'll probably send in a Haz-Mat team unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-10-12 12:43pm - 4609 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
lk2fireone wrote: I've never joined twitter or facebook. What are the advantages if I joined twitter and/or facebook? Do you have any spare time? Facebook and Twitter will fix that. They are a compendium of all the inane things that happen in everyone' life Some one will post a picture or a few sentences and everyone who knows him will click that they like it and then everyone that they know will receive an email announcing a list itemizing all who like it. (You won't have an option to not like something, you just keep quiet.) I am third oldest of 47 cousins who have a facebook presence. Forty six of them, their parents and their offspring lobbied me to join a year ago, and while it is a handy method to stay in touch, the first thing I found was that most of them are considerably more boring than I thought possible. I ignore most of the e mails and visit the site for 10 minutes every week or two to catch up. The experience is mind numbing If you do decide to join is is important that you read all the registration steps carefully. You'll be presented with the option to allow facebook to have access to your address book. If you allow access, you'll receive invitations to "friend" everyone in your address book who is also in their system. Facebook generates these requests. These do not originate from that person. This will happen until the end of time. This step is not unlike the pre checked boxes encountered when registering for a pornsite, so tread carefully. You will also be invited to implement the TIMELINE format. Be sure you like this before you comply. It cannot be undone. Hint : the TIMELINE format is a clusterfuck unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-01-12 05:48pm - 4618 days | #20 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I have Adobe Premiere 6.5 I've had it for more than a year and have wandered about the platform but have never worked with it. It seems the learning curve is steep. Is anyone familiar enough with this program to advise me? I want to clean up vids, eliminating the dross ,inane dialog and artifacts and eliminate the need for fast forewarding. Most of these videos are 25 to 35 minutes and would be great with 15 to 20 minutes eliminated. Should I bite the bullet and learn it? Or is there another program that would suit me better? I suspect Jberry is right and I'll be kicking myself about being able to do a better job. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-01-12 08:15am - 4618 days | #10 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Toadsith said A lot of people don't like an athletic physique on women, I am not in that club. There is a fitness model named Stefanie Bambrough in south Florida who works in that industry as a trainer and body competitor. She has also dabbled in porn, much to the chagrin of her fitness fans. There is reference to films, but I've happened upon only one at the evil RK using the name Allison Evans. She is quite impressive. http://www.pornvideotv.com/gals/femalemu...isonpics1/pics/8.jpg unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-30-12 12:53pm - 4619 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I was time traveling to 2008 and found "Rear-view mirror on the wall, who's got the finest ass of all? Without dragging the whole thing into the present, it does deserves a resurrection. Nina Hartley was mentioned. Whenever I think of butts, the foremost image is a bottomless Nina walking through a palatial European flat being followed closely by a vidcam that is hand held in the way that only John Stagliano could. Pretty sure if was a Buttman, complete with Rocco Sifretti who was called Dario in all JS's vids Every ass I've seen since, pales a bit. This is not to say there hasn’t been a plethora of marvelous asses since then, But that lady is burned into my memory. Ava Rose is another. Tiffani Minx too. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-28-12 01:02am - 4622 days | #4 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
CT, As the White man said to the Indian ( not the Kama Sutric sub-continental Indians, but rather the “come to our casinos” Indians) “Endeavor to persevere” As fans of erotica go, this is a very special group. They easily have 30 to 50 more IQ points than any other similar group I’ve encountered, and are not averse to exercising that intellect. Their postings have demonstrated clear, concise and logical progressions of thought, extrapolation and correlation. I have been surprised though, at times, what they as a whole, do not pounce upon quickly and en-masse. Could it be that they have lives and other interests, and do not lurk here waiting to pounce. My advice, give it another day or two. With the advent of digital imagery and videography, the written word has suffered. It is far easier to assault one’s senses with color, action and imagery than to rely on the written word to paint a mental image. This is unfortunate, as the written word has always been for me, a major art form. I grew up in the bay area of California where main-stream erotica seems to have originated, and the written word ran rampant in those early days along with film and images. San Francisco didn’t invent porn, but it was instrumental in moving it from back rooms into store fronts, movie houses and drive-ins I encourage you to ply this craft. As with all things erotic, you will find legions lined up to look at or read what you produce. Will there be a living in it? Anais Ninn did OK at a buck a page. I will close with a question. The noise a woman makes when having an orgasm, is it spelled Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaoooae ? or is it Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooaaaa ? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-26-12 01:22pm - 4623 days | #2 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
well, it gave me a woodie ! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-23-12 01:46pm - 4626 days | #5 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
yes Baaaaad Frosty ! your bad..... you're bad the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? you cannot use a pitch fork on one of them unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-21-12 11:47pm - 4628 days | #14 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
ergo proxy said : Originally Posted by Micha: Toys for males are wrong. It's all about toys for the ladies. Fact. Sorry, that wasn't me.. toys4boys are OK byme unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-20-12 02:11pm - 4629 days | #6 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
OK perhaps I lack focus. This thread was never meant to be about hamburgers. This is about the woman eating a hamburger in the commercial The woman, and the team that depicts her, should be considered for honorable mention in the prurient interest category at the next fuckfilm awards ceremony. I'll strive to be clear and concise in my future postings unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-20-12 12:00am - 4630 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I will now spend all my spare time watching Carl's Junior hamburger commercials. Since Carl's has no paysites, I fear I'll be asked to leave PU unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-19-12 09:38am - 4630 days | #11 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Say What ? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-16-12 02:23pm - 4633 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
CyberToad wrote : I did not find her much to my liking as well, however thats cause I am picking and have access to a billion pictures to chose from If not for differences in taste, there would be only one porn site and PU would fall into disuse. I probably have seen, and have access to, many of same images as you. The difference is that this one image caught my eye and has since haunted me. She has been largely unavailable ergo desirable. I am not largely a breast man and in real life am drawn more to a ballerina's chest, but an impressive set of tatas will always catch my eye, and these are impressive. Otah , thank you so much, this is she. Before, I encountered some of the images on the same Russian site but not all of them, so a positive ID was not forthcoming. You’ve fixed that. I am in your debt. michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-11-12 04:50pm - 4638 days | #3 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
jberry thanks for your response it's clear to me that you have no soul  unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-11-12 01:59pm - 4638 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
This lass showed up more than a decade ago, just a single image on a TGP site. I was smitten. The links have never resulted in any images except this one. She was once identified as Nadine but all in all, she is a phantom I once stumbled onto a lady in a Russian paysite who may have been her, but it was never a positive ID for me She has been my desktop image for 2 to 3 years and has evoked positive responses from visitors, male and female The only image I've seen can be viewed at http://galleries2.adult-empire.com/86/86...t/00039-4eb746d6.jpg Any assistance would be fawned over my favorite time of day is when I shut down my puter. The icons disappear and there she is, all 27 inches of her, unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Apr 11, 2012, 02:05pm | |
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| 04-11-12 12:35pm - 4638 days | #4 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
If the problem is in fact the enclosure, a new one may be the simplest solution. Ive seen them for as little as 15 bucks (25 or 30 for an ESATA) it would simplify the testing and could be returned if the drive is bad M unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-11-12 12:27pm - 4638 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Four years ago, Toadsith wrote : Bless Robert Heinlein and his strange, orgy saturated books.. excluding Stranger in a Strange Land: The second half of that book was terrible. Heinlein was an important part of my formative years. In Stranger he discovered sex. You’d not think it possible for a 15 year old lad to find sex tiresome, but alas…… Years later, I was introduced to Heinlein in a café in Santa Cruz and acknowledged him for affecting my literary evolution. He was a delightful man with a twinkle in his eye. We did not touch upon his discovery of sex. I feared getting him started. Shortly after his death, Heinlein’s widow allowed the printing of the unabridged edition of Stranger , containing several hundred additional pages. All my life I’ve heard authors complain of the heartbreaking chore of dealing with evil, soulless editors. After reading this unabridged edition, my first and only thought was “THANK GOD FOR EDITORS” I had a new respect for this thankless craft. Most everything Heinlein wrote after that was steeped in sex. I made it through two or three of them and then put him aside. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-09-12 03:29pm - 4640 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Messmer wrote: Call me a humorless old relic but I detest fart "jokes" I don’t have to, you just did Why is anything funny? If you dissect humor what do you find? Humor is a shift in context. With one of the simpler form of humor, the pun, the shift of meaning from one homonym to another is a surprise to the listener. Laughter is the reaction. If you look at why something is funny, the progression undergoes that shift in context. Farts are never in context. They are most always a contextual shift. Even when they are in context, like in a farting contest, laughter ensues. I like to think I am capable of the appreciation of sophisticated humor but baser humor occasionally evokes laughter in me. A character flaw perhaps, but I suspect I laugh a lot more than someone not so afflicted. From Wikipedia: A joke creates an inconsistancy and the audience automatically try to understand what the inconsistency means; if they are successful in solving this 'cognitive riddle and they realize that the surprise was not dangerous, they laugh with relief John Morreall theorized that human laughter may have its biological origins as a kind of shared expression of relief at the passing of danger Freud summarized it in his theory that laughter releases tension and psychic energy. This theory is one of the justifications of the belief that laughter is beneficial for one's health Successful jokes involve a cognitive juxtaposition of mental sets, followed by an affective feeling of amusement Warning: fart joke to follow. The old guy was becoming infirm and was unable to care for himself. His kids discussed his going to an old folks home and did a little research of some local facilities. They then discussed it with the old boy and it was decided they would take him to one of the places to see if he liked it. They dropped him off and he went to the rec room to get a feel for the place. He sat in an upholstered chair and visited with some of the residents. At one point he began to tip over to one side and an attendant quickly grabbed and steadied him, wedging a pillow at his side for support. After a short time he began to drift to the other side, and again, the attendant steadied him and placed another pillow at his side for support. Later that afternoon, his kids returned to check on their dad. "How'd you like the place Pop?" "Well" he replied, "The people here are real nice, and the food's pretty good, but you know...... they don't let you fart here" Knowing ahead of time that this was to be a fart joke, removed the suprise and made this not as funny, but I still titter. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-08-12 05:21pm - 4641 days | #3 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
That's because there is nothing remotely funny about jackass movies unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-08-12 04:38pm - 4641 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I was giggling just typing the subject line. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-08-12 04:32pm - 4641 days | #12 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
t9chome wrote : On a lighter note, it seems to me that teachers & administrators are more likely to be fucking their students than shooting them Yes, but only in california can they be righteous about that. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-08-12 02:30pm - 4641 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Their bot says "sorry to lose you" unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 04-08-12 01:35pm - 4641 days | #10 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
interesting.... well ... not really. I've scanned looking for the segue from enough porn to the second amendment, and lost interest. In the South, there is a high likelyhood that someone encountered in daily dealings, is armed. Have you wondered why Southerners are sooooooooooo polite? How much is enough porn" I submit that it is a little more than anyone ever gets. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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