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12-12-12  09:13am - 4393 days #5
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


I got one a few weeks ago from a photo link, this exactly happened and took all my skill to remove it. Spent 3 hours going through the registry and other stuff eventually removed it, I do not get viruses cause I do not go to sites like tubes etc, however I was a dumb ass and followed a link to a picture example that was embedded before I could notice.

Won't do that again, nothing like being a techy and getting a virus.


Cybertoad lowering head in shame.



While what happened to you is NOT funny, you have a great sense of humor. Love ppl who will laugh at their own antics and themselves. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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12-10-12  02:29am - 4396 days #9
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Originally Posted by Capn:


There is a big caveat on using a debit card though.

There is no guarantee on security of funds, unlike with a credit card.

With a fraudulent transaction on a credit card it is relatively easy to get your money back. If that were to happen with a debit card, the funds are gone & it is up to you what action you wish to take.

Cap'n.


Well then I guess people have to choose for paying fees which helps cover that protection or they take the risk on themselves. Knock on wood, in the six years I've had my card, no fraudulent transactions.

Like a lot of things in life, ppl have to figure out the risk they are going to assume or pay for other people to cover the possibility of a loss and the loss if it occurs. If you look at your life, you can see where this applies in a lot of different areas. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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12-09-12  08:53am - 4396 days #15
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Just another pretty Czech girl. From the Nude.eu website: Breasts: Large (Fake) Cover Girl of Playboy Czech Republic September 2012 If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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12-09-12  08:44am - 4396 days #5
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Well yes, Banks of all types are in it for the money. If you want to reduce fees and transaction costs join a Credit Union and use a debit card rather than a credit card. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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12-07-12  09:02am - 4398 days Original Post - #1
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Another good reason to skip tube sites is the threat of Ransomware. According to an on line article, (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/pc-virus-v...-else-004529732.html)

"In the past year, hundreds of thousands of people across the world have switched on their computers to find distressing messages alerting them that they no longer have access to their PCs or any of the files on them.

The messages claim to be from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, some 20 other law enforcement agencies across the globe or, most recently, Anonymous, a shadowy group of hackers. The computer users are told that the only way to get their machines back is to pay a steep fine."

"Victims become infected in many ways. In most cases, people visit compromised Web sites that download the program to their machines without so much as a click. Criminals have a penchant for infecting pornography sites because it makes their law enforcement threats more credible and because embarrassing people who were looking at pornography makes them more likely to pay. Symantec’s researchers say there is also evidence that they are paying advertisers on sex-based sites to feature malicious links that download ransomware onto victims’ machines."

These files will lock down your computer till you get it fixed. Don't pay the ransom - they won't unlock it.

Just an FYI if you haven't heard of it. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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12-06-12  01:23pm - 4399 days #9
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Originally Posted by pat362:



-Wish #5: I wish to see better BJ's. ie no drolling chocking and spitting.


Dam Pat - when I got BJ's that is exactly what I wanted. Slobber all over my member, wet, juicy - heaven!

But then well all have our wishes. Happy Holidays bro. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-26-12  01:20pm - 4409 days #12
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My gauge is whenever I see the scene it doesn't fail to get me hard.

Rebecca Blue in Throated.

Hunter Bryce in Darkko's TF2

Tiffany Hopkins in O-ring Blowout If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-18-12  05:27pm - 4417 days #27
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There was a couple out of France, who published video's under the name ange.et.d.mon at ange.et.d.mon.erog.fr. That site no longer exists nor can I find them out on the web at all.

The point being, they were an amateur couple who didn't charge for their sex vids and to hide her identity she would wear a mask across her eyes. I found them originally on a tube site before I was able to find their blog. I sure miss their stuff cause it's right up my alley (well most of it was). I occasionally search for them but to no avail. I'm just thinking there are ways around the anonymous desires. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-17-12  05:24pm - 4418 days #24
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


If buying a Sybian would get me models, I would buy one. You would be amazed at how many models either won't do adult stuff at all or won't do it for publication.

I would guess that a Sybian would not increase model takeup.

It would be fun though


Well, I wasn't exactly suggesting offering the ride to models as much as offering a ride to females in general. One might think that part of the negotiation for the ride is that you get to take photos and publish them, though you are correct, video would seem more appropriate. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-16-12  04:19pm - 4419 days #18
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Models - I had fantasies of getting a Sybian and then posting ads in my local paper (or Craig's List)offering it for a ride. When they arrived I'd negotiate an exchange. I know, at $1315, it's quite an investment, but I notice there are lots of copy cats machines out there. It might be a way to stir up models - or controversy - but it seems like an intriguing idea. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-16-12  04:06pm - 4419 days #9
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Maybe we should just start writing a group porn book. Everyone gets a chapter. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-13-12  01:36pm - 4422 days #14
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Never been blessed by the Khan before!! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-13-12  01:34pm - 4422 days #34
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Well, what group takes credit for trying to legislate morality? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-11-12  02:44pm - 4424 days Original Post - #1
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10 pm Firefly: Browncoats Unite (Science) | To celebrate the 10th anniversary of the cult fave Firefly, series creator Joss Whedon and his cast reunite for an hour-long oral history – including footage from this year’s Comic-Con panel. (And in case you’re jonesing for another flight on the Serenity, a marathon of the entire series — starting at 7 am — precedes the special.)

Problem is it doesn't say what channel but it is tonight. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-10-12  12:29pm - 4425 days #15
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Originally Posted by pat362:


"...and New Hampshire being the other. I don't know but can you name one studio located in New Hampshire? I can't.


Just look for the ones with snow in the scenes Pat. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-10-12  12:26pm - 4425 days #4
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rearadmiral, i guess it's just your love of art. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-09-12  07:28pm - 4426 days #16
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Toadsith says, "I completely forgot about that".

Looked at Wikipedia and it pointed out the time frame of the movie - one of the first porn with a plot, an attempt to redefine porn as acceptable.

Maybe we're just jaded for the bluntness with which gonzo puts it at our finger tips. But, I still would love to get my hands on that raw film, even if it is, by itself, an important piece of porn history. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-09-12  09:57am - 4426 days #13
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Originally Posted by Toadsith:


(I'd almost be tempted to include some of the shots from the music video into the scene, sort of turn the porn scenes into extensions of the music videos.)


This reminds me of the movie, Deep Throat, which during the scene where Linda Lovelace throats off Harry Reems (and also, the last scene) where they kept editing in a rocket, bells and fireworks blasting off - and yes, it keeps to the theme of simultaneous orgasms, but damn if it didn't spoil it for me - I've tried to edit out those parts of the rocket shot but my software is not that sophisticated. Would love to get my hands on the unedited film stock to be honest. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-08-12  10:11pm - 4427 days #11
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I've been using a program called Roxio Videowave, a part of the Roxio Creator X suite. It's about 100 bucks these days. Once you press the DVD it's pretty well good for awhile, though that's low tech these days.

The MJ tune I play a lot is called Remember the Time. It's got a good groove to it. Couple of other non-MJ tunes I like are a Roisin Murphy tune called Ramalama (great dance tune I saw on SYTYCD) and Rapture Riders by Blondie which is a mash up of a Doors tune and a Debbie Harry rap - great beat. Those will be easy to find. Try you tube. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-08-12  09:57pm - 4427 days #931
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Can there really be all that many people who want to see a non-3D movie converted to 3D? I saw in theater and I own the dvd so why would I waste 13$ fu..ing dollars to see a 22 year old movie in theater simply because they added 3D.

You would think that after what has been a pretty poor year for studios at the box office that they would be coming up with better ideas if not smarter ones.


1st paragraph - Some movies are meant to be seen on a big screen. That said, I'm not defending the issuance of the movie being discussed here, other than to say it is a big screen movie.

As an aside, I'd be more interested in a theater in the round holographic production of said movie. I cannot attest to the ability of movies to use the 3-D technique and not over do it.

2nd paragraph - I can't agree with you more. I've had mild interest this year and have seen maybe one movie in the past 12 months. Interesting because I read reviews all the time, think I'd have an interest in seeing a film in the theater but then never make it there. Just like Friday's release of the new Bond movie - don't know that I will make it - but I'd like to. Maybe this is just my general apathy toward most things these days. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-08-12  09:43pm - 4427 days #9
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haha.. Well, I've always like Jazz and Rock & POP so it would tend to go in that direction. I have certain tunes the I use repeatedly that seem to go well with my porn. Everything from Miles Davis to Frank Zappa to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Again, since it's not the main focus of the film, the vocals are faded into the background enough not to be distracting for me.

Porn post production - Since most of these Gonzo scenes are not particularly post produced I try to keep it in the same vein but without the extraneous material. And I don't mind doing the heavy lifting. I have the time and there is no financial burden to contend with.

As an example - J. Darkko, after shoving his johnson repeatedly down a model's throat, will take time out to whack himself whilst she recovers from the shock of it. That's just filler and fluffing before he gets back to the point of the film (as in Throat Fucks) - so I'm more than willing to cut that from the final editing.

Or; I find a true POV somewhat less than stimulating - and exercising artistic license, will cut that in favor of some view from the side - much more graphic and sensual for my taste. (Keeping with the food theme.)

And in the end, it depends on what you consider "a lot of time" - yes, I might spend a couple of hours trimming off the fat and fading into the lean portion of a video but I can say that my finished product makes me happier than the raw footage. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-08-12  01:45pm - 4427 days #5
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Well, I do add a track of music a lot of times to an edited piece of porn. I don't mute the sounds on the original video, just add a separate track of music. Sometimes I use commercially purchased fare or will rip some intro porn music and remaster it to fit the length of the piece I'm putting together.

I use to have the volume of the music up louder than the sound of the video but have stopped that to make it more like a real movie where the music is used to enhance the video, not overwhelm it.

By the same token, I can remove some objectionable sounds - like trash talking or like on a lot of hotel shot vids of Jonni Darkko that has obnoxious background buzz. (just adjust the frequency using the Equalizer which has 10 frequency slide buttons.)

So, you could say, I like music a lot with my porn. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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11-08-12  01:29pm - 4427 days #19
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Yes please go vote. For a Country that prides itself on it's democracy. I find that too Many Americans forget to excercise that obligation when it's most important to do so.


In my State, it was Red from the gitgo. Didn't matter if you wanted to vote for Obob, your vote was a waste and the only thing that mattered was that you did vote.

The only issue that was important to vote on was weather to continue a toll on a bridge that crosses a river. Over 300,000 votes on the issue and at this point, before a recount, there is an 8 vote difference.

One one side - Against the Toll - the State takes care of the maint, lighting and policing of the bridge. They have no money to do so and services will be severely cut to make it free, plus we lose the services of the ferries that run the river and make it possible for service people to live on one side and get to the other without having an auto.

On the other side - For the Toll - the bridge pays for itself AND the ferries, which it has been doing for years. A toll tag costs you 40¢ to cross (only one way is tolled) and $1 if you don't have a tag.

Amazing how people don't want to step up to keep things up. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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10-31-12  10:21pm - 4435 days #33
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Hey, I never knew you lived in that part of the U.S., jb. Did you live there during Katrina? We thought "Juan" was bad but that one was a pussy cat compared to Kate!


I also lived 25 years in the Mtns of NC so I missed Katrina - Been here about five years, my mom, sister and niece here also and it's just good to have them near. But I've been through Gustaf and one this year. No fun - in fact interrupts my fun. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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10-30-12  11:05am - 4436 days #22
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The answer to all questions relating to what is in porn scenes:

It's the Porn Gods showing their brilliance of what they think is marketable. It has nothing to do with the real world, the pleasure of the participants or what it's audience would "really" like to see. It's just them ing out stuff. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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10-30-12  10:59am - 4436 days #24
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Welcome to Hurricane Season - Officially lasts till the end of November here in NOLA. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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10-27-12  06:44am - 4440 days #5
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I, for one, loved the application of the Halloween spirit in calling it a Frankenstorm

Having been in NC for the 1991 Blizzard and CO for the 1982 Christmas Blizzard plus Gustav & Issac all I can say is "thank Gawd, it's not trick or treating me".

Good Luck guys & girls. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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10-26-12  10:41am - 4440 days #11
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What do you suppose Jonni Darkko spends to shoot a two disc classic like Throat Fucks 4? and then sell if for 14.95 with an online membership to Evil Angel dot com? 13 models at what? 500 bucks a model? a 1000? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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10-26-12  06:18am - 4441 days #6
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Not knowing the process to digitally remaster a film, could "cost" be a factor? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-24-12  03:21pm - 4472 days #6
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I too have an LG and when I plugged in my thumb drive it worked - The LG is less than a year old.

But I have not tried to plug in my 2T drive. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-24-12  01:01pm - 4472 days #2
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yes I believe they would Messmer. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-24-12  01:00pm - 4472 days #27
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Originally Posted by graymane:



Jberry:
You gotta know, my good friend, even if I do check out...


Graymane, it's not the checking out that would bother me as much as you not be able to participate while you are here. Checking out is never the hard part. Well at least for me it's the hanging around unabled that scares the crap outta me.

Thanks for the shout out friend. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-24-12  07:45am - 4473 days #5
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This from a country that authored the book, the Karma Sutra. Go figure. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-21-12  10:12am - 4475 days #25
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Originally Posted by Ed2009:


My main complaint about the Royal family is that she is also the head of the Church of England. ... I also believe religions in the UK should lose their automatic tax breaks. That would raise a HUGE amount more money than the Royal family cost us.


Wow, Ed, took the words out of my mind.

With Mitt Romney talks about giving 10% of his income to charity, and it should be pointed out that is the exact amount required (as in kicked out if he doesn't) by his church. For that, he gets a charitable deduction, and the church gets money to recruit followers. Not much charity there. So I propose that giving to a church should be treated tax wise as giving to a political party and you get no deduction.

Time and money to a real charity is where it's at. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-19-12  11:20am - 4477 days #7
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Ditto - A week doesn't go by when I haven't seen anything posted by Graymane that I wonder if things are okay. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-19-12  07:04am - 4478 days #14
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


I regard the royals as parasites, who are paid to breed. I may feel a little sorry for celebrities who have their privacy invaded at times, but not worried about prostitutes having photos of their breasts published.


Ok Squirrel, but how do you really feel. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-17-12  03:47pm - 4479 days Original Post - #1
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The news media has, again, over hashed Kate's breast story. It is such a cultural/religious thing, where men's nudity from the waist up is acceptable but women are taboo from exposing their chest because it's sexual. Anyone see a double standard here? Or is it just men's rules that count?

Anyone bother to even go look up the photos? ... and if you did, why?

It kind of gets under my skin a bit that people, including Kate and her Prince, let that get the better of them, though the issue of intrusion of privacy by the paparazzi is well documented in his family. They (the paparazzi) just piss me off - (thank Gawd I'm not famous) - and the Italian media mogul who printed them a drippy butt wipe. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-03-12  12:50pm - 4493 days #13
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But ink has been around for awhile. Growing up I remember stories of how the Germans would flay people to make lampshades with their tats. All over the world people use ink to express all kinds of things, from religious meanings to body art. I think maybe we "intelligent" porn dogs just didn't see much of that growing up and identify it with the military or white trash.

I find some attractive, most not and for the life of me always wondered what a person could possible say with an art statement that would last a life time.

Of course if you ask Angelina Jolie what her lifetime statement about Billy Bob Thornton she'd say "scrub scrub scrub it off please." As an aside, I see that Angelina's first husband Jonny Lee Miller (as Sherlock Holmes)is starring in a new CBS show this fall called Elementary - co-starring Lucy Liu as Dr. Joan Watson. Looks quirky enough. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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09-03-12  12:38pm - 4493 days #12
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Originally Posted by Denner:


The most exaggerated and terrible tats during her time are of:
Julia Bond. (alas)
http://inpraiseofbacchus.tumblr.com/post...ely-have-a-celebrity


Ever see the movie Memento? Maybe Ms Bond has short term memory loss. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-28-12  07:11am - 4500 days #7
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"That would apply to virtually every porn star with fake tits in my opinion."

The operative word here is "virtually" since on some it was an improvement over what they had. Of course, size is not the consideration for enhancement, but perhaps shape or sag could be a reason to perform this. But MOST - as in Virtually it's horrible. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-25-12  04:35pm - 4502 days #8
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One at a time? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-23-12  08:03am - 4505 days #37
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Wow, looking at this thread pulls me back to some of those games - Leisure Suit Larry - Wolfenstein - Diablo - Call of Duty. Diablo was my first online gaming experience and I hated D2 since it was so overly hacked.

PS2 time saw titles FIFA, Final Fantasy, & Prince of Persia

For the past five years I've been stuck in WOW. I diverted a bit for one called Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning and D3 for a couple of weeks. Now just waiting for the new expansion of WOW to drop. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-23-12  07:41am - 4505 days #27
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Da Zappa man brought my love of R&R and Jazz together into the perfect storm. The guy was a genus. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-23-12  07:39am - 4505 days #26
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


"... Today's example (other than the usual disaster of driving in Maryland) was going to Taco Bell for a quick snack. The bill came to $3.16. I handed the girl at the drive-in window $4.01. She stood there for a moment, holding the money, then looked at me and asked, "Did you mean to give me this much money?" "Yes", I replied, already sensing that this was going to be a trial of epic proportions for the girl. She started to hand me back one of the dollars but then closed the window and walked off. Two minutes later, the manager came to the window and gave me my 85� change.

I'm very well aware that many young people these days have trouble making change. I've learned not to give them the extra penny or two to round off the change after they've punched it into the cash register. But today's example of sheer stupidity astounds me. If you can't even punch in $4.01 to see what the proper change is for a $3.16 purchase, you don't belong working until you can at least pass a remedial math course.

This is a shining example of why I'm now the cynic I am. I keep hoping something will change and we'll start becoming a productive society again but... I don't see it happening anytime soon.


I sometimes will buy a lottery ticket when the mood strikes me, and I always promise the cashier to give her 1% of the lump sum amount if she will just make the machine pick good numbers for me. But they always seem unimpressed with the 1%. The most recent lump sum amount would have been about $175 million and when I asked her what 1% would mean to her, she had no clue how to figure it out. This happens a lot. So sad. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-22-12  03:18pm - 4505 days #19
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Khan said, "Always bustin my chops, huh?"

Yeah Khan I do like to tease a bit. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-22-12  08:27am - 4506 days #13
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I wonder who thought up Khan's catchy signature? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-21-12  03:11pm - 4506 days #5
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oh...haha... well GRITS is an acronym for Girls Raised In The South, which of course if they ain't (a Southern conjunction) then they must be from above the Mason Dixon Line. And of course grits are great to eat.

Well I guess maybe you might need to be from the South to get it. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-21-12  03:05pm - 4506 days #4
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What is mine anyway? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-20-12  04:28pm - 4507 days #8
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Without intending this to be insulting, it sounds like you've become jaded. Welcome to the crowd. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

08-18-12  05:42pm - 4509 days #9
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^ One would think Graymane, that having done opiates, you'd know that it makes even crap look good. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

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