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10-12-11  09:37am - 4820 days #3
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10-12-11  09:33am - 4820 days #30
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Toad... just observations here, so don't think contentiousness.


Not at all, I think anytime anyone enter a dialect
about religion. One should be open or not invite comments.

I started the thread for two reasons:
1. Seldom something you would see on PU and the rebel in me said hmmm. " What If ".
2. Been a member for awhile here and most PU members
are intelligent open minded people.
I mean one would have to be pretty opened minded at some of the sites we subscribe to.

I will say that, what a woman does as a porn star or a hooker should be that of her choice regardless what labels society or dictionary puts on a person.
In reality both have sex for money and only the reasons they do it for separate the true identity. That does not mean porn stars are hookers or vise-versa. It means that society will grab what ever color they need out of the crayon box and color it a pleasing color they can live with.
It could be said that many mainstream actors pick a slim pretty, busty half their age queen, that is obviously there
because of the budge in his wallet not his pants.
So in all three who is the real prostitute and selling them selves? Hooker and Pornstars as over when the guy does his business. Not so with the prostituted wife.
Back to the thought, depends on the crayons color society wants. But it is still a crayon.

Interesting conversations everyone. Since 2007

10-12-11  08:16am - 4820 days #28
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Hi jberryl69,

The first three steps of AA.
Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God

That last line of step three always made clear that AA was referring to how the individual saw God, not AA saw it, not a church, or Pat Robertson LOL.
Step two tells us that we are not fully in control in this world there is a power " higher power" greater then us. Again not saying its any specific God.
And steps one tells us we acknowledge or problem that needs work. The other steps refer to God but AA makes clear in Step three ( your own God).

The cool thing about AA is it can apply to any addiction really and helps us interact with people.
The NO-Porn link on PU site tells a person very similar how to rid that addiction if a person sees it.

However looking at porn does not make you and addict, no more then having a beer makes you an Alcoholic. Or being a hooker makes you a whore, or lastly being a porn star makes you sub-human and a sinner.
I think anyone should seek help if they need it be it from God, a Higher power, your significant other or a support group.

But Porn is not dirty or filthy or wrong, it depends who you look and ask that says what it is. We are a group keep our identidy more private here on PU because how society looks at porn. I would hope, not too many people suffer or are guilty viewing it. As I would hope stars do not suffer thinking they are the dregs of society.
A few hundred years ago it was fine to have 12 wives , and now if you have two its huge deal.
Society and its powerful influences often religious drive its guilt and morals more then any Bible could. The religious Zealots wield
the Bible as a sword, instead of a warm fuzzy blanket and is why ppl will feel religion is there to strike down the sinner. Sad, perhaps some day ... we will end our judgmental mentality and just let people be, and live free not just on the land but be free in their own mind. Since 2007

10-11-11  08:25am - 4821 days #23
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jberryl69,

I have been in AA about seven years, and focused on the meaning higher power. For true as you posted it could be the sun a tree a cat, or your best friend. Seen them all.

Not to get all Websters on everyone, but it says as a definition, i] A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality [/i][/i]

AA seems to want that focus so we can give things to a higher power. If and Atheist does not believe in God, then how can they define his definition? It seems in many conversations
the word God is defined pro-con as Christian. I am not Buddist and can only guess on what I know to give an opinion. I do not have a relationship built with Budda, so I will only have a perspective to base it on from what I read or am told.

To the original post, I think religion can
work in porn. I think it depends on the person definition of their God or Gods. I am sure many in the industry are in AA/NA and must seek some form of higher power, be it religion or not. Since 2007

10-11-11  08:15am - 4821 days #8
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Ya I wasn't complaining as much as going oh crap.
I actually slowed my usage way down. To maybe once a week two max of viewing other time is surfing and saying hi on here.
I but I tend not to view the porn use DL it.

I have fun editing scenes and combining them, can be fun.
I made a few parodies but can not share them cause of the rules but like to dabble in that. I make IND Films not for porn but I do love the old style way people did porn.
I think that is why sites like X-art are cool they have fresh hard bodies in a erotic way. Since 2007

10-10-11  09:35am - 4822 days Original Post - #1
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Over 40 Thread.

It used to be that a cleavage across the high school cafeteria would send my tight whiteys into stretch mode.

Then, first time you saw a naked body and touched it, walla.
Instant erector set.

Things are great for along time, until you starting climbing the mountain and I do not mean .

All of a sudden your get up and go got up and went?

The porn stars you once adored are Milfs and you can watch for an hour and not get any wood.
Used to be thinking about watching porn gave me wood.

Used to be I could break a beer bottle with my pecker 3 feet away, now I can do the same, with 25mg of Viagra and a running start.

I like many have terabytes of porn my guess is to hopefully find that secret video or picture that will make things allot quicker. So I don't have to get up three hours before work to knock one out.

I am above the 40 mark and cresting another number soon enough. New porn stars are old enough to be my kid and have grandchildren that are elementary school.
What the hell happened ? LOL

Wonder what viewing porn will be like in 10 more years?
Going to have to take some pills, tie a rope to my pecker and tie to the hook on the ceiling to just hold it up.
Hopefully the auto-bater will also be perfected to get things done before I would have to take a nap. Since 2007

10-10-11  09:18am - 4822 days #16
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Thanks Turboshaft , you said what I was thinking better then I thought when I was thinking LOL.

You know I am reminded of so many people who are main line religious persons. ( nothing wrong with that ).
However I have seen some of the most mean spirited and hateful people been the most devote attendees of their church.

I remember a conversation with my pastor ( a few years ago).
I asked him why we were collecting so much money to send to South America? He said to spread the word, I said I agree but when are we not helping people right here? He said People here are better able to survive them those there?
I said they have been surviving there for thousands of years without our help. He said God told the church to do this, I said sarcastically, well he didn't tell me ? You can imagine now one of two things.
1. He had tolerance for my thoughts
and encouraged me to read scripture.
Or 2. Said perhaps another church would be better for you. I had attended here over 10 years helped them build a new one and in a conversation he all but kicked me out for asking where our money goes. As you guessed this wise pastor chose to alienate me as opposed to be open to honest questions.
I soon found out most churches sadly are like this, if we have your blood and labor and cash , welcome brother.
If you do not like what we do here? Don't let the door hit you where the dear Lord split ya.

Looking at the teaching of Christianity, Christ talked with the derelicts of life its self, but talked with them as if they were his brother. Whether you believe in a christian God or not, its hard not to agree with his basics in being human to others means we can decide how we treat each other. Since 2007

10-10-11  06:25am - 4823 days #13
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Originally Posted by graymane:



I think it all boils down to "HOW ONE TREATS HIS FELLOW MAN.".... as well as other living creatures among us.

Please pardon me for climing onto my soapbox and sliding a bit off-topic ..... but this is a subject that gets my motor running.



I agree with you, nice posts Greymane. Since 2007

10-09-11  04:05pm - 4823 days #7
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Thats what I love about PU, the people here are intelligent and open minded.

Myself I think its a combination Science and the idea of religion. I do not think God is a human type or likeness.
I do think though life came from elsewhere.
I often think when I die no matter what I will not cease to exist. In some form of Atom or dust I will always be some where, even in a million pieces. This thing that makes me think in my head will also go into existence, where I have no idea that will be. But I also came from some where in some form, evolution or religion are the same in this aspect you have to originate from somewhere. Even Steven Hawkings states we came from somewhere and he is baffled as to the exact nature, and entertains a scientific based God like I described. I am remembered when studying science, it too is not fact out teacher reminded us to use caution when using the word scientic fact. As it is known fact, and always subject to the molecules around it that could change the theory we once based it on. I remember they said the world was flat? And Earth was the center of the universe according to science. That too has changed. Since 2007

10-09-11  11:48am - 4823 days #4
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Originally Posted by BadMrFrosty:


Religion must be the only form of playing / talking to imaginary friends that is still socially acceptable. So in short, religion belongs as much in porn as it does in any other part of life: not at all. Not am I only a miserable old cynic but also a staunch atheist. I guess if I'm wrong about the whole thing I am going on a express elevator to hell when I pop my clogs


I am not sure if I know what an Atheist is?
Not being sarcastic, but in the reality of Life some believe in God some a Tree lol some nothing. But and Athiest does not believe in nothing? They believe there is no God, so I wondered do they believe in a higher power of any kind?
I mean we all came from something some where? Is a power that created us greater then us ? Not saying a centioned being. But some power of some kind makes us exist ??
And to step a little further are their different religion of an Athiest ? Like some that believe their is a higher power but no God. And in AA /NA are Their Athiest if so how do they work the steps? Since 2007

10-09-11  07:07am - 4823 days Original Post - #1
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Does Religion Belong in Porn?
Looking at Christian based religions are easiest..

There are no big or little sins. Sin is just sin, so if I am a lier it's the same to God as fornicating my body for money, or watching one do that "All have sinned and come short of the glory of God" that's in the scriptures just not sure where exactly.
For God sent his son not so Condemn the world but yet save it. If I know that God loves me enough to do just that. I am happy. Even if God did it for nobody else and he did it Just for me how lucky am I? I think people get so caught up on trying to find out and prove what is wrong in life besides knowing the fact that God loves us just the way we are.
I personally believe that Porn is not wrong in my opinion something is not a sin until you make more important than God. Hence why many things are taken out of context in the bible. The Bible does not teach prejudiced towards anon-believer. Yet it is rapid, Man took that upon himself to condemn man; not God. Being a Christian does not ruin our country. People who want it to say and do more then the Bible intended do.

The Bible, existed to let us all know we fall short, and regardless God loves us and accepted us.

Being in Porn does not make you a useless peace of sh*t, it makes you human. Watching it and makes you human as well. Urges are created by God, watching porn is better then violating another human with lies and lust. .
Can help think God may not like m,e watching Porn or being a porn star. But I think he would prefer that over violating another human being for my lust.

Porn stars are made to feel guilty by society , not by God or the Bible. This is not to say to sin is great, but it makes you human.

Obviously this conversation is directed at Christianity, but I supposed any religion that frowns on Porn would be included, for most Gods in most religions are loving caring forgiving and teaching Gods.
Was long ago , but I studies Theology along with Anthropology so I think I can write stuff like this with a clear nonjudgmental mind. Since 2007

10-06-11  05:34pm - 4826 days #21
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IPs are easily tracked I am sure PU would notice a trend although I too went WHAT UPPPPP ???? Since 2007

10-06-11  05:30pm - 4826 days #7
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Kelly has many tickets, a recent picture of running of a red light has shown up at the police station. Where it places Kelly in uncompromising situation in the lap of Ron supervisor who sees all incoming pictures of red light offenders.
What will he do? Since 2007

10-06-11  05:26pm - 4826 days #4
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Went to school near right where he was living back in the day.
I was a few years younger but by then already knew of him.
Years later had the opportunity to review some stuff that was tossed and never made it to production. Wish I had taken pictures Since 2007

10-03-11  08:02am - 4829 days #665
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Vampires, breath in death.
The devote their sheer existence into removing the life
from your soul.
We without struggle or formation they hinder their victims
to succumb to there evil deeds. Since 2007

10-03-11  07:56am - 4829 days #20
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I have to disagree that this type does not exist.

You know, X-art has been releasing some very light to hard core in the same scene. They start off in some senerios like a new married couple and explore each other into eventual sex scene. But they never go raunchy, they just do get into mutual oral sex, and various penetrations. So not softcore, but they do it to where it seems almost real.

Of course there are those that like sweat, and tossing the girl around like a rag doll, spitting and pee scenes too.
And X-Art does not come close to that.

I like allot of the solo scenes that X-art does they have the sense of realism to them. Sometimes ( for me ) the straight sex scenes are a tad boring where it will take up to 10 minutes it seems to see a nipple LOL. Since 2007

10-01-11  07:13am - 4831 days Original Post - #1
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Illegal Access Porn.
A good friend of mine came over and gave me a DVD, it was an obvious copy but the content was new and from a site I had a year ago joined. Quality was very good.

He had made me a copy of porn and we had conversation over this. It became such a good discussion I thought I would start here. I saw similar threads but those didn't seem to tackle my thoughts. He had bought the DVD pennies on the dollar online at a well know consumer site but was a bootleg.

I said how did he buy this off of E*** ? he said that ( being careful not to violate PU rules here) people set up legal business bank account where you can issue multible names for business CC cards. The rest I wont post how they did it. But then go about selling on E*** until busted and they open an new one and start all over. Seems they are using other illegal online access ( you all know what they are ). And then selling them.

I was shocked that they get away with it, seems that E*** and other simply close the user down and have no intent of passing the info to others for prosecution. They rely on the owner of the item stolen or fraudulented to figure it out. I once bought a classic HOT Wheels and it was on this site, It was a fake repainted and sticker-ed, I complained to E*** and FEW months later probably after others complained they closed the user down.

I gave him the DVD back, two reason did not want stolen property and LOL I had most of it anyways legally )

I know free porn sounds awesome, think of the music industry now who is taking it up the ass lately economy and low sales and bootlegging has hit them hard. The older music and royalties is becoming non-existant to some old bands because of the flood on torrents.

Imagine a day when porn or your favorites, close shop cause they lose money. I know I know porn is a billion dollars business, so is music and we know they have been hit.

Don't share porn, it really hurts everyone.
I'd like nothing better then to not have paid for my 6 TB's of porn. But non the less I did. And i told my friend that pisses me off cause I work hard for my money and he is taking advantage of a weakness in the system.
Were cool and everything but he knows I do not want any DVDs Since 2007 Edited on Oct 01, 2011, 07:17am

10-01-11  06:50am - 4832 days #8
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Originally Posted by Ed2009:


It does look rather like a fly-by.


Whats a fly by? is that where she unzips my fly and does her business and leaves ? By !!! LOL Since 2007

10-01-11  06:43am - 4832 days #7
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Intro-scenes where the guy starts a 5 minute bla bla bla scenes to get to know her. Don't need to know her we are not dating, so shut the f-up and get naked.

I hate most parodies, however Nailin Pailin was funny and hot so I will give it most parodies.

This is and old one but good, Guys talking too much is just a turn off gals too. Nothing like watching a good BJ and hearing 2 minutes of dialog. in a 5 minute bj. Since 2007

09-27-11  03:58pm - 4835 days #3
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1. Good thing is its free to buy in the good ole USA
2. Bad thing you have to buy it LOL.

Hmmm Since 2007

09-27-11  08:11am - 4835 days #21
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Heres Mine,

The Pathangilator.

Don't bother looking the word up we
came up with this in college.

The word comes from our dickionary also made up!

Pathangilation, the exact time your pecker gets wet !

Hence The Pathagilator, would translate to normal humans
The Pecker Wetter !

We found lots of words in the English language, but none that explained that dip into the Nectar. So I personally came up with this to explain it and it stuck with me as The Pathangilator !

Only a few friends know to this day lol, well now I guess
millions could. Since 2007

09-25-11  07:18am - 4837 days Original Post - #1
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So whats the best Ode, Lyrics, poetry etc you can come up with . Keeping it semi-short, It was a thread I wanted to do like other one I just started if I came back. So I will give one to get it started.


Day of a Porn Actress
By Cybertoad.

The windows shows and
the wind does blow
as she starts her daily grind.

No under dress, or sweet caress
she begins her days alone.

Her only bit of reality,
is when she calls her dad at home.

The pay is good, but is understood
you have sold much more then time.

For it is you they will want more of
as you hear their nursery rhymes. Since 2007

09-25-11  07:03am - 4837 days #38
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


I can imagine a woman putting jasmine rouge on her lips, while we'd like Jasmine Rouge on ours.


Hmmm I can think of putting something on hers Since 2007

09-24-11  06:36am - 4839 days #33
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57. You buy a new key board each month to replace the pause
aka space bar.

58. You had to replace the 4 foot by four foot piece of carpet around your pc desk twice in the last six months. Since 2007

09-24-11  06:30am - 4839 days Original Post - #1
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There was a recent review where the re-viewee listed no updates since 2010. I have been caught in that web many times before. I think it was Catalina Cruz as and example who had extra sites that were never updated. Her site claimed updates often, but never specified which ones.

How long would you think is fair, legal or other wise to not update a site?
Its like buying milk in the store, yes it may still be in the cooler but if it expired 1 year ago the milk is no good so why buy it, unless you want to attempt suicide
via-lactos-Bos taurus, or death of cow milk for in simple terms.

(disclaimer: the milk reference was not a sexist remark and the fact the breast are often a topic here in no way mean I am demeaning the women and there breasteses ! ) Since 2007

09-21-11  01:42pm - 4841 days #11
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I just posted a review on VivThomas anyone interested.
Its a good site and allot like X-art if you like X-art. Since 2007

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46 During foreplay, your always double-clicking her G-spot.

47 Your new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a Ethernet, and a tissue dispenser.

48 Your suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.


49 When you sees a hot babe, you say, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

(Fifty) Your wife looks deep into your eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into your corneas.

(FIFTY One) Your version of foreplay: You lie her naked on the bed with a sheet covering her... and pulls it down slowly for ten minutes. ( for you who remember dial up porn ) Since 2007

09-18-11  09:06pm - 4844 days #8
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Dare I say it? I am one of those if it aint
broke don't fix it kinda guys.

One thing that passed my mind was, the more we go out from the basics the more interpretation of what something is may come into play. Since 2007

09-18-11  07:34am - 4844 days #22
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36. The power went out once for and hour and half, so you went in the attic to find your 1970's porn mags. Since 2007

09-18-11  07:32am - 4844 days #21
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33. When you book a hotel room for your honey moon, you inquire if the rooms have Adult Movies.

34. You wonder if Clinton had inflight porn on Air Force One!

35. You hire a college intern......... to manage your porn collection. Since 2007

09-18-11  07:27am - 4844 days #20
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Hilarious!

32. You're getting your car washed by girls in thong bikinis, and you think, "Gee, I wish they'd hurry up so I can get back to my computer!"


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Funny I just joined VivThomas a few weeks ago so far is a very good site lots of stuff and wow on the quality. I'll save the rest for my review later. Since 2007

09-18-11  07:03am - 4844 days #18
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30. You have tattoos of your favorite porn stars.

31. You pray for the day they sell scratch & sniff,
porn star underwear. Since 2007

09-17-11  04:08pm - 4845 days #2
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Why Agree niche tags might help.
There are many who search out the star specifically.

A combination would be nice, but would thing it would be a category night mare to catalog. Since 2007

09-17-11  11:53am - 4845 days #54
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I think my take has always been, balance.
Meaning a little not allot is good.

I mean I love, opiates and Alcohol, so much so that
I have now clean and sober nearly 7 years. Was too much
of a good thing and now I can not stand either.
They nearly killed me with liver damage!

Porn is my outlet, and I am still very intimate in my home life. I keep a health balance is all. My own experience is
for me if I do not balance I will self destruct !

Hence me coming back after personal time and some serious evaluations of my adult material. Since 2007

09-17-11  11:46am - 4845 days #15
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24. Your PC has the Windows OS operating system, a Moovie Player and porn and nothing else!

25. When you download porn you have bought so much bandwidth the eastern side of the United States goes offline.

25. You do not surf for porn on the net, you devour content! Since 2007

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23. You are walking in Home Depot and see the same tool used in a movie you saw the other day. Since 2007

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21, You stack up dollars bills on your desk to watch online strippers.

22. You once had a dream you gave up porn for a day, then you woke up and then went to your Doctor for depression meds.

22. Your wife said, Its either me or porn. And your response was, could you move, the DP scene is about to start. Since 2007

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20 . The Star Treks The Wrath of Kahn has a different meaning to you ! Since 2007

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Part 2 CT's Signs you Watch Too Much Porn.

Part Two.

1. You Have CC-Bill tech support on speed dial.

2. You giggle when you change the channel to Pawn Stars

3. You think the show Hard Core Pawn is where ppl sell used sex toys.

4. You have a Alarm that goes off when there is a new review posted on on PU!

5. You have your credit card number and experation date memorized.

6. Porn sites call you for site ideas and feedback.

7. You buy lubricant by the case not the bottle.

8. You list your porn stars by physical dimensions not name.

9. You once waited in the rain for 12 hours to watch a porn star take out the trash. ( I think they call this stalking).

10. You once had a wet dream while day dreaming about Jessica Jaymes! Since 2007

09-15-11  06:53pm - 4847 days Original Post - #1
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CT's Signs You May Watch Too Much Porn.
Originally Posted by CT's:

Always wanted to make a list and swore if I came back I would post them.

May not be suitable for the faint of heart LOL !

1. You buy stock in the Jergens Lotion company.

2. Your privates have rug burns from your socks.

3. You have your Google Map programed to shows all the porn stars homes.

4. You have one room dedicated to storing plain brown boxes.

5. When in church and you here about Adam and Eve you snicker!

6. You think the S&P 500 stands for the top Sex and Porn sites.

7. You once stayed up all night waiting for the next update of a porn site.

8. A Surprise to your neighbors You dress up as
" be the mask " for Halloween.

9. While shopping at Walmart you wonder what the lady at the check out would look in different positions.

10. You thought discovery channels man VS wild was a spring break coeds show.

Part Two Coming Soon:
Glad to be back. Since 2007

09-15-11  03:14pm - 4847 days #9
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Hi Guys,

Glad to be back. I have left about 4 times I think over the years.
To answer a couple questions, first no never quit my admiration for the females and there frolics and treats.

I have how ever had several personal things occur that took me away for away. Close Family with Cancer and a death of another in a week of each other. That and a nice re-evaluation of my porn use which is never bad. I finally have reached my conclusions on that and I am healthy with the divisions I had once in my head.

Pretty sure I wont be leaving anytime in the near future.

I appreciate the welcomes back, really glad to see some familiar faces. I kept mine due to the fondness everyone had for it LOL. And that it creaped others out ROFL.

I have been to allot of sites in the last month or so and have some good review to give up for the group. See you have some new people to the group.

Hi to everyone thats new, nice to see, ya.
You won't find a better spot of people that are
into this sport then these guys. If you stick around awhile you will see some really great ideas and discussion.


Guess I got some reading to do. Since 2007

09-14-11  10:51am - 4848 days Original Post - #1
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LOL hmmm I take 6 months off and I am still in the top 20 of posters on here.

That's just scary.
See some new ppl that s cool whats everyone been up to? Since 2007

12-20-10  11:11am - 5116 days #22
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Originally Posted by Goldfish:


Here are a few of my peeves that haven't been covered yet:

1) The newbie models that look like a deer in the headlights during their scenes. They can have angelic beauty but if they look as if they are about to be raped it sort of kills the mood.

2) The models who are in hardcore sex but leave a top or skirt scrunched up around their midsection. What is that?? I can see leaving on heals, stockings or a necklace but how is the belly-scrunch sexy?

3) Spitting, yuck!


Nice ones ! I agree Since 2007

12-19-10  02:28pm - 5117 days #7
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Khan, geees I feel like a total dumb ass. lol how long have a been a member, and I just never saw the "RED"
Big bold button.

Time to get my eyes checked, lol maybe its true you can go blind . Since 2007

12-19-10  10:45am - 5117 days #4
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Ron Jeremy! No way he is anywhere near my desktop. I got Amy Reid!




Andy, tsk tsk Tsk......... This is satire !

I should have put a disclaimer.
These top tens may not necessarily reflect the views of the PU forum users ROFL


hehehe. Since 2007

12-19-10  10:42am - 5117 days #5
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hmmmm I will have to do some poking around then as its not on the posts where I am looking lol Since 2007

12-19-10  10:06am - 5117 days #3
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I think I mean what if you had a great Capn thread,

how do I add that to my favs ???
I do not know of any? Since 2007

12-19-10  08:59am - 5117 days Original Post - #1
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Every once in awhile I see a cool thread, then months later I go back to look for it. Based on the humor and diversity of the group, sometime searching by a common name won't find it.

Thought:

How about a Forum Favorites Button?

There sure are some awesome post I wish I could remember what they were called.

Just a thought.

Toad Since 2007

12-19-10  08:53am - 5117 days #13
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My impression is newer sites are charging more, while older site are holding or dropping to hold on to customer base.

I was offered several 50% off this last year.
And one 5 days free. No OB

Toad Since 2007

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