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| 03-09-09 08:49pm - 5784 days | #19 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User  Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hi Wittyguy (and the rest of the board), I haven't been around in a while. Work has been insane this year (especially January, not even time for my family for most of that month). The little free computer time I do have (which comes after family free time), I've been spending working on Porn Commander. Not to sound like a broken record, but PC still isn't ready yet. I've fixed alot of bugs, added alot of features (and fixed even more bugs that resulted from adding new features ;-). To be honest, I only had a vague idea about what it would take to turn it into a product. My original version had alot of assumptions about my computer, and I had never expected anyone else to use it. Now it's getting close in terms of being useful to someone not having the source code, but I still have a ways to go. I know I promised this thing month's ago, but I hope to have something reasonable soon. Sorry for the loooooooooooooooong delay, and thanks everyone for your patience. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-03-09 12:04am - 5850 days | #17 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Wow, you are so right. That was a really fun movie, most of the silly violence is just plain funny, but that particular scene stops me from watching that movie again or recommending it to others. I think it was just too serious to put into that film. But, getting back on topic of "Worst Ever Porn Scene" I stumbled onto a comment about "Cum Hogs", holy crap what a load of shit! This site looks absolutely pathetic (IMHO, no offense if that floats your boat) but seriously though! It's good for a quick laugh, they can't be serious!! How much did they pay those girls to do that? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-02-09 11:52pm - 5850 days | #18 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I like Firefox with DownThemAll! It's really a great combo, interesting to read here that others have had trouble with it. I'm very comfortable with this combo, so much so I haven't felt the need to go with anything else. Now, this is a bit off-topic, but jd1961 has the only avatar I want to "do". Damn, that asian babe with the Santa hat was hot, and now this one! I'm going to look in depth at your reviews, jd1961, and hopefully find some good asian reviews!! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-02-09 11:22pm - 5850 days | #100 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Thanks Monahan! Does your penguin go "Wii" as well as "WEEE" ?? Seriously though, I cannot take credit for it. I stumbled across it while surfing and couldn't resist "borrowing" it. Just too good to pass up... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-02-09 11:10pm - 5850 days | #8 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Congratulations Drooler and Happy New Year!! Also thanks to everyone with those high ratings that are so hard to earn. It takes alot of work and dedication and I'm sure I speak for others here when I say how much we all appreciate it!! Here's to continuing our contributions throughout 2009!! Toast anyone? Hey, I'm only about 47 hours late... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-01-09 01:19am - 5852 days | #19 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
The best solo girl site I've joined is Lia19.com (see my review), although I don't join many of them. I got this one for cheap along with FTV girls. Wow, I still go back to Lia19 from time to time, she just floats my boat. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-01-09 01:06am - 5852 days | #97 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I actually liked your old avatar better (although I do like your new one, too!). Yes, he was a rather intimidating looking pig, but he really looked like someone you wouldn't want to mess with. I mean, a pig like that must have a hell of a scrotum (no I don't want to see it, just the thought is enough!) Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-01-09 12:57am - 5852 days | #15 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Do you remember the "Road Warrior"? That movie has the most horrific rape scene, when I saw this post that just flashed into my mind. Sorry to be a downer, and I know that scene isn't porn as it is typically billed, but one thing that I find particularly disturbing and not arousing is forced sex or rough sex. Others here have touched on it, where one partner is not enjoying it. While every one of us has their fancies, a concern is just how much you can find on the net these days and you don't have to look very hard, stomping, fisting, etc. Hentai can push the limits into the bizarre, sex with aliens and other such nonsense, but some scenes are downright disturbing. So I suppose I may be misinterpreting the "Worst Ever Porn Scene" as the "Most Disturbing Porn Scene". I'm probably pretty vanilla in my porn tastes, and steer quite clear of alot of what's out there, but every now and then you stumble across something that you try very hard to forget. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-01-09 12:36am - 5852 days | #16 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hey Cybertoad! Thanks for the suggestions!! I love your new icon, looks like some happy toads there!! Porntrek LOL, I think the name is the last thing I'm going to work on. For now, the first version I release will be Porn Commander. That Movie Thumbnailer you pointed out to me is damn cool. It's one of about 8 different utilities I have integrated together. I know I talked about not giving a date, but I think version 1.0 will be out in January. Thanks again for the tip!! I know you offered your help on a couple of occasions, and I appreciate the offer. I'd like to get the basic version of this thing out first though. When that time comes, one thing that would help is the addition of a GUI. I hate programming GUI's, I don't know if you feel the same, but one thing my program could use is a nice "point and click" interface. However, Porn Commander 1.0 will require the user to edit a configuration file (yuck!!!). Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-01-09 12:26am - 5852 days | #15 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
How right you are, Pat362. "The Doomsday Machine" is one of my all time favorite episodes, I haven't seen the remastered version, but damn that is a good one. Up there with "The Ultimate Computer" and "Mirror, Mirror". Every episode was a morality play, they certainly did explore many facets of society. Remember "Plato's Stepchildren", with TV's first interracial kiss between Kirk and Uhura? That episode was banned in many countries for this reason. In the early 1990's, a visiting consultant from England was working with my company who was also a ST fan, and complained that he had never seen that episode. I quickly gave him the episode title and told him to rent a VCR and watch it!!! Then DS9 did it again - with TV's first girl/girl kiss - when Dax and one of her former partners (as a symbiant) met again and had a pretty juicy kiss. There might have even been a little tongue there, although if there was it was discreet enough to keep you guessing ;-) And the quote you mention from "City on the Edge of Forever" is a classic. I have the Hallmark ornament commemorating that episode. I actually liked Enterprise too, it had a few real gems, and some total dogs (like Voyager). Overall though, such a great series, that shows with all of our issues and struggles, we will survive. Yes, as you can tell I'm an idealistic sensualist. "You bet your pointed ears, I am!". Wow, it would be fun to watch some ST or SW with you, we always seem to get onto these topics in the forums!!! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-30-08 12:56am - 5854 days | #10 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Scotty was always one of my favorites. There was a tribute to his death a year or so ago, his ashes were put on a rocket along with several others to be buried in space (Google for "space burial scotty"). Scotty was the ultimate engineer, he inspired me to go into engineering. Perhaps I should try "talking" to my mouse as he did in STV:TFF? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-29-08 11:42pm - 5854 days | #8 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I totally agree with you pat362, such a great show, especially TOS ("no bloody A, B, C, or D"...or E for that matter!) - hope you recognize the quote. If you haven't seen the remastered special effects for TOS, they are well worth it. The people that worked on this truly showed respect to TOS. Thank you for your kind words, I sure hope it turns out as good as you and others are expecting. I just hope patience holds out, but I'm not gonna play the "I should have something but date such and such" card again. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-29-08 12:42am - 5855 days | #16 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hey Wittyguy, I almost missed this, been away from the site too long! Thanks, but rather than "Ahhnold" think Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-29-08 12:25am - 5855 days | #6 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Wittyguy you never fail to make me laugh!! Back to the turkey I see, are you planning a New Year's Feast? I missed having turkey this year, although we did have an excellent feast of rare Who-Roast-Beast. "Porncybercommander" LOL yes I started this with my grandiose title. Still, I really think this thing will be useful, I just feel like a "Bad Santa" not getting it done in time to go into people's stockings. It'll get there, but it's going to be a while. I can't call it SEXI because it isn't a search engine. No, it just helps you visualize what you've got. Instead of using Windows Explorer you're using your favorite web browser (Firefox preferred) and clicking through your content like a website. Sorry that's sounds like an ad. One feature I just completed this evening is the ability to automatically expand downloaded zips and then index the photos into web pages. One PITA with porn is getting the ZIP files then having to manually unzip them one by one. Well, "Porn Cyber-Commander with X-RAY vision and ESP" finds your ZIP files and unzips them then processes the images. So no more having to manually unzip them. Helps if you download "en masse" from websites. I like the "contest" suggestion. Although since I'm working on the documentation I'm kind of going with Pcommander for now. It will be another PITA to rename the bloody thing. Thanks for the kind words (sarcasm?) about "billions", no this is just going to be free. I'm just a geek that likes porn and wants to help others enjoy theirs, corny as that sounds. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-29-08 12:12am - 5855 days | #5 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Thanks pat362, I like Porncommodore. Kind of like the old C64 machine from the 80's...or like a Star Trek Commodore (even older). Some fun ideas. I'm not going to get too hung up on the name though. I just want to finish getting this thing into a usable state. I've fixed alot of bugs and made it more usable, however I still have a ways to go. I had no idea going into this just how much work this would be. Thanks for the suggestion! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-28-08 02:55am - 5856 days | #2 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I realize I should have posted to the "Need Collection Help" thread, and now I am being adequately punished. I've had a little time over the past few days, and spent many hours working on little PC, only to discover that somebody has already squatted on my title. That's right, if you go to "Porncommander.com" you will find a load of crap that is basically an upsell to many other websites. Serves me right, I suppose. That sucks. I am going to have to come up with another name. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-27-08 02:01am - 5857 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hello all, I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and is enjoying their holidays. I have had my busiest work time ever this year, normally I have alot of time off, but not this year. I'm afraid Porn Commander is still a ways off, and Santa has left several lumps of coal and switches in my stocking. I'm afraid it may be well into the New Year before the bouncing baby Porn Commander arrives. I hope everyone has a Happy New Year. And when I finally finish this thing, I think it's going to be good. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-27-08 01:48am - 5857 days | #11 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! ...which means lots of sex all night long, and a few beers, and no interruptions... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-12-08 09:56pm - 5871 days | #28 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
True, but "not making assumptions" and using your imagination is so much more fun! For example, what if Cybertoad is really Raquel Darrian? Who knows who anybody is? I suppose it's like having to give a report when you were in grade school, when the suggestion to eliminate nervousness was to pretend everybody is in their underwear. Glad to hear you're looking forward to Porn Commander! At the rate I'm going Santa will probably leave it in your stocking! I wonder if Number 6 ever posted a stocking over his fireplace with the fake logs in it...I really liked how the doors opened, sort of like the Star Trek doors. Did they ever have a Christmas Prisoner episode? I don't remember. ps: Don't Google for "Christmas Prisoner". Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-12-08 09:41pm - 5871 days | #27 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hello All, Sorry to be away so long, Pinche's LOS has been a big distraction for me when I come back to the board. It's time for something more uplifting! BTW, LOS = Line Of Shit I presume (hope?) many of you have been eagerly awaiting my first release of the Porn Commander Project. I thought I'd give a brief update about where I am and when to expect something. 1) TIME - unfortunately, many times during the year, and especially the holidays, I go on overtime at work. Good News - I get paid extra. Bad News - I have no life, no time for my family, and no time for fun. BUT, fear not, I am not making excuses, and I push this project a little further along each day. 2) LICENSES - Porn Commander is composed of several integrated products, together with alot of home grown software. I have had to investigate that I have permission to re-distribute the software with my product. So far, so good, since my product is free, I can distribute everything else. 3) USABILITY - Since I wrote Porn Commander to be my own personal tool, when I really started looking at it I found several areas that needed to be much more "Porn User Friendly". For example: 3a) Movie Thumbnails - Thanks to Cybertoad, I am integrating movie thumbnailer (mtn) 3b) Image Thumbnails - Porn Commander uses a technique I call "Dynamic Image Scaling", which is a fancy way to say, no thumbnails! I generate them on the fly. However, with very large images, this is quite slow. Given that this is primarily an image appreciation tool, and given that many users likely have extremely large images (3000px for example), I think that this is something I really need to fix. I have a technique to do this, but alas it is a bit more integration work. 4) DOCUMENTATION - I have been working on this, including such topics as: - Installation instructions - HTF do I set this thing up? (HTF = How The Fuck?) How do I install the different utilities? - Running instructions - what, no GUI? (Sorry, this is a command line utility) - Contact Info - I am setting something up to protect your privacy, and mine - And on and on Needless to say, this is alot of work, but it is a labor of love. Seriously, I love to write code, and knowing that I am enhancing something that maybe one or two of you might find useful, I find very inspiring. I just hope the community here can be patient while I continue to make this something I can be proud of, and hopefully you can find useful. I hope to have something by Christmas. Thanks in advance to all of those that want to try Porn Commander! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-08-08 10:27pm - 5875 days | #24 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
HEY CYBERTOAD!! YOU ROCK DUDE!! (or Dudette - sorry I make no assumptions here ;-) That movie thumbnailer (mtn) is EXACTLY what I've been looking for! I've been playing with it for the past few minutes, it even makes thumbnails from "dreaded" Quicktime vidoes!! That is SOO COOL! This has been the one weak link in Porn Commander and now it is totally nailed! I'm so glad I asked, thanks so much!! Can you tell I'm totally excited?? If not, my avatar should indicate my excitement level at this particular moment. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-08-08 10:09pm - 5875 days | #23 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Yeah I checked out the Youtube video demoing Picasa3, it looks extremely impressive. Just so you know, and for other user's here, my Porn Commander program is not nearly as sophisticated. Google has armies of developers getting paid to do cool stuff, me I've just been working on Porn Commander in my extremely limited spare time for the past few months. So, if you don't mind installing a huge program that will index your photos in a searchable database, and allow you to add your own tags, edit the images, rearrange them at will, change the color etc. then get Picasa3. But, if you want something very simple and lightweight, that doesn't use a database, and is simply a small Java program that generates web pages for viewing your photos with a web browser, and that can group your folders by whatever categories you want to create, then Porn Commander might be what you're looking for. Cybertoad, thanks for the tip on the movie thumbnailer. You're right, a command line utility is perfect, something I can all from my utility while it's creating the web pages. I'll see if I can get this or a similar capability integrated prior to offering up Porn Commander. Now if I can just find the time! It may be a week or two for me to get it in order. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-08-08 09:58pm - 5875 days | #22 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hey good news people! Khan and the good folks here at PU have given me permission to share my "Porn Commander" utility with you. My program needs some tweaking and documentation to make it "Porn User Friendly" which I will be working on over the next few days. I will probably distribute it over a free file sharing service (the program is tiny, just over 1 megabyte). And of course, the program will be offered free. Looking back on my previous posts about my program, and how I have gone on about organizing files into folders (something my program DOES NOT do, you can actually put your files into whatever folders you want), I think one thing that is needed is a clear explanation about exactly what Porn Commander does. Yes, it is a grandiose name, for a rather simple program. So I am going to start working on this. I wish I could just zip it up and post it, but it isn't quite that simple. I'll explain more soon! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-07-08 09:06pm - 5876 days | #19 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hey Cybertoad, that xplorer2 lite looks like an awesome program! At the very least, that should be something to help others here better organize their collections, looks much better than lousy Windoze Explorer. In the meantime, one area that would help me alot is, do you know of a small program to generate a thumbnail from a movie file? That's something that Porn Commander is missing, I make links to movie files but it really needs a thumbnail. What's cool about Explorer's video thumbnails, is that it actually goes part way into the movie to make the thumbnail - that way if your video has a title screen or some such nonsense, it skips past that part to give you a meaningful thumbnail. I'm not sure how it does that... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-07-08 08:57pm - 5876 days | #18 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
If you're referring to my "Porn Commander" utility, I'm flattered. Cybertoad is also looking into alternatives, as (s)he mentions above. I actually have a question into the PU staff on this very topic, I want to make sure that sharing software like this is appropriate for the forum. Provided they give the green light, I would need to spend a little time to get it into a state where I could share it with others (i.e. at least a "readme.txt" type of thing). I'll add another post once I know more. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-07-08 11:59am - 5876 days | #22 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Let's not forget about the Nordic Woodies and the Scandinavian Stiffies! Hey, wasn't it Denner who was considering an editor's career in Scandinavian porn? Perhaps we're starting the "niche" list for said genre? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-07-08 11:53am - 5876 days | #28 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
So it's not just me that detects a bit of Sybil in some of Pinche's posts? I second the nomination! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-06-08 11:16pm - 5877 days | #13 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Here's another one: STFU = shut the f*** up Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-06-08 11:04pm - 5877 days | #12 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hey Cybertoad, I'd love to hear what this thing is, even if you think it's a POS, the concept sounds interesting. Maybe something else I could add to "Porn Commander" ??? After my long rant about it, I am now seriously thinking about putting "Porn Commander" into an installable program for others to use - it requires Java, but not much else. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-06-08 10:44pm - 5877 days | #12 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I "fifth" badandy's idea! Perhaps a "glossary" page accessible from the PU site's main menu? Even better, with how smart the forum editor is (like the spell checker) perhaps someone could type something like ATM and get a prompt to mouse over and get the definition? The same thing could be done with emoticons. Yes, I know, software can do anything, but I can dream... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-06-08 12:23pm - 5877 days | #15 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hi Sitsat! That's a great post - something that could actually be achieved by a website producer. Regarding your love of lesbian content - you've probably heard of vivthomas - although I've never joined (it's near the top of my "soon to join list") I've heard his lesbian content is second to none. Very passionate, I've seen clips of his "Art of Kissing" series, definitely something to check out if you haven't heard of it. However, like all good things, there are bad aspects too, the biggest drawback of Viv's content is the quality. vivthomasvideos is supposed to be better, but it's more expensive, I guess you get what you pay for. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-06-08 12:09pm - 5877 days | #20 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Okay, in recognition of the holiday spirit, I've been hunting for an appropriate avatar to inspire thoughts of goodwill and cheer. Alas, I was left destitute, until I found this. Who says cold weather makes it smaller? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-06-08 11:23am - 5877 days | #9 | ||
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hello all, sorry I've been working too much lately (story of my life). I appreciate the sentiment about my custom made tool - alas being a custom tool it suffers from not having a user's manual, and has some built in assumptions about the way I organize my collection. I don't think it's quite ready for prime time with BadAndy's collection, he would be yawning and my tool would probably choke at the enormity of his collection. Sounds like, though, I should consider putting some serious effort into making it available to others, perhaps something I can work on over the holiday break. The main advantage of my tool is that it makes web pages out of photosets, so you can see all of the photos at once rather than clicking through them one at a time. This is something I'm quite proud of - you see several images and can click on any and that particular image will enlarge it - and of course it is scaled to your monitor - basically like a thumbnail page, although my tool does not create thumbnails, it dynamically resizes the images to fit several on your screen at once. Although like any good developer I stand on the shoulders of giants (i.e. I took some free software and "reused it" to make my tool work ;-) But rather than lament how I could make my tool better - I'll provide some guidelines that I have been using for years that keeps my collection somewhat sane. It takes discipline and a great deal of anal-retentiveness to make it all work: 1) Whenever I download ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING, I already have a folder created for it and thus it is instantly organized into the proper place. As a general rule of thumb I first have a folder named after the site, and then create a sub-folder with the name of each model, for example: C:\...\1by-day\aneta 2) As I download photosets, I make further subfolders, although often I just put the zips in the folders, and when I unpack them I just let Windows create the folder name, for example: C:\...\1by-day\aneta\cheerleader 3) My tool does not index the files or put them into a database or anything - it is not that sophisticated - I just use the file system (i.e. folders) to organize it. This also keeps my tool extremely lightweight, and thus I could likely pass it on to others who would not need to be concerned that my tool would take over their machine. All my tool does is make web pages out of the folders, and tells me how much I have. BTW here is the summary line from my last run: Grand Total: Text=31 Sites=31 Others=3 Movies=1431 HTML=2275 Folders=1197 Images=79463 Zips=138 As you can see, my collection is extremely modest by most counts here, just over 100 GB. All I save is the best of the best of the best (I actually have stuff dating back to 1995, BION), plus I am extremely picky. Someone (I believe it was TheSquirrel) made a comment about not having enough time in one's life to enjoy everything they've downloaded, which is one of the main reasons I built my tool - to at least let me see what I have and enjoy it. Now that I have my "personal website" of my collection, I've found things I had no idea that I had, my puny 100GB of photos and vids goes a long way when you can see it all summarized and can just click on what you want. 4) Of course, there are exceptions to the folder system I have described, Drooler mentions:
Yes, one must continually review, trim, and move content around, otherwise your collection will quickly mushroom into a mess. What I've done to solve this problem is that I rename folders when I find a model by a different name (and how many times has this happened to you ;-) with a format kind of like this: C:\...\ftv\Larysa aka Georgia Jones At least this way I can find different models who are really the same. But, it still has the drawback that you might end up with duplicate photosets. Fortunately, I have a pretty good memory, and can usually tell when I have a duplicate, in which case I keep the better quality photoset (pretty obvious, but just to let you know there is no magic way to find the dups other than memory and effort). 5) My absolute favorite models I organize differently, in a special AAA folder: C:\...\AAA\CarliBanks and then by site: C:\...\AAA\CarliBanks\nubiles So when I have a craving for a certain someone I know right where to go. 6) So now that everything is in folders, where does my tool kick in? Well, I make a special text file in a folder that I say counts as a "site", for example: C:\...\AAA\CarliBanks\site.txt And this file has in it whatever description I want, and this is what goes into the web pages my tool creates. 7) So what about videos? Or if you don't know the model? Well, I just make more folders that seem to make sense. For example, for my videobox content, I do something like this: C:\...\VideoBox\bj C:\...\VideoBox\doublebj C:\...\VideoBox\lz etc. (figuring out what my abbreviations mean I leave as an exercise for the reader ;-) 8) One "bottom line" is that no one system will solve every problem. Sometimes you just have to be creative (and don't forget anal-retentive!) to make it work. Sorry to go on and on - my intention here is to point out that it takes discipline to organize a porn collection! And my tool is not a magic silver bullet to figure it all out. However, if you want to take a chance, there are several products out there, BION, that serve this purpose, although I have not tried any of them and cannot recommend any. If you Google for "porn organizer" for example you'll find some, but beware: personally I'd have a hard time trusting some of these tools that encrypt files and make databases and the like - it may be full of spyware/adware and you have no guarantee of your system's security (I'm probably overly paranoid on this one), but would you trust a pervert to organize your hard drive and keep your computer safe? :D Hope this helps!!! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman Edited on Dec 06, 2008, 11:41am (IKnoPorn: Fixed typos, added comments about videos) | ||
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| 12-03-08 10:44pm - 5880 days | #17 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Rudolph is also my favorite holiday show. Ahhhh "Bumbles"... Glad to see him before his avatar "bounced" away. Can't wait for the next one! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-03-08 10:33pm - 5880 days | #4 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
How about: "I saw Mommy giving Santa Head, Underneath the Mistletoe..." Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-03-08 09:16pm - 5880 days | #5 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I'm with Toadsith on this one, it simply is not worth my time or hassle to try to obtain copy written material illegally. Plus doing so defeats the material owner's ability to stay in business. So if there's porn you like, why not pay for it, and save the time, hassle, and yes a bit of conscience, and keep the producer of it in business to make more. Toadsith is right, the almighty dollar is the most powerful voting influence we have, in any industry. So, Toadsith, if I give you a dollar, can the Unicorns and Ninjas be having sex with Mary Hart on my refrigerator instead? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-02-08 11:00pm - 5881 days | #20 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Amazing, absolutely amazing! You are one of the main reasons I keep coming back to this board, puts a smile on my face every time. Now if I could just find those handy-wipes... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-28-08 02:10pm - 5885 days | #9 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Good points, pat362. An ironic point about Lucas: I had the delux video edition of the original trilogy, and in it there are some highlights of an interview with George, and he basically says "An effect is one thing, but the story is much more important, a special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." Another memorable quote: "Without Anthony Daniels C3P0 is just a hunk of plastic, by putting a real person into that outfit you get an entire dose of reality along with it". I'm paraphrasing of course, but George really seems to have done an about-face on his roots. And truthfully speaking, I enjoyed the new films too, but as you so eloquently put it, "they re-invented the entire Star Wars universe". If only George hired a decent script writer, and let Stephen Speilberg direct, it would have been orders of magnitude better. Anyway, the fact that they have the technology is one thing, but as you stated it the story behind it is more important. As this type of "do it yourself" porn becomes more prevalent, I believe a critical component will be to let the user define the parameters for the story/fantasy: you can add as much (or as little) story as you might like. That will really be something else, kind of like all of the Star Wars fan films on the internet these days, one could make their own "virtual porn movie" if you will with your own script etc. Kind of makes me want to grab my camera... Wow did I get off topic of the thread! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-28-08 01:45pm - 5885 days | #5 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Once, only once, I got the best spam email of all: An offer of 4 hours free on nubiles.net. I hadn't joined in a while, so I cleared a space on my calendar, fired up DownThemAll, joined, and in 4 hours downloaded all of the new content since when I last joined. I cancelled just under the 4 hour mark. That was fun. But I've never seen that offer again, can't say that I blame them. I'm sure everyone else that got that offer did the same thing as me! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-28-08 01:40pm - 5885 days | #25 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Excellent system, Cybertoad! Mind if I make a copy of your checklist and use it to help shape my own reviews? I have my own criteria but never bothered writing it down. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-28-08 01:32pm - 5885 days | #11 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Thanks to all for the heads-up regarding the changes at CCBill and the warnings about Epoch. A suggestion I have to avoid billing problems - this is very similar to Drooler's technique, although without the spreadsheet: I keep my files organized on my hard drive by site, and when I join a site I make a new folder for it. When I get the confirmation email, I simply copy it into the folder - this is an easy as drag-n-drop from your email client (e.g. Outlook) into the folder. That way, you have an exact copy of the date you joined, as well as your subscription ID. When you want to cancel, it's as simple as going to the site's folder, double clicking on the copied email, then use copy/paste to enter the subscription ID into the CCBill search form. This way you find exactly the right subscription that you want to cancel. This technique is also handy to let you keep track of the date you joined a site, so you can cancel it prior to the next billing cycle. It seems like if you are a member of multiple sites at a time, Drooler's technique or mine is essential. True, CCBill tends to be reputable, but as several have noted here above, where money is involved, there will always be a tendency to exploit the consumer. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-27-08 09:52am - 5886 days | #7 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I'm literally ROTFL at Wittyguy's post! Wittyguy you must be a comedian or something, that's quite a talent! Someone should start a research project for your SEXI search engine, that idea is patentable! Drooler, I like your dose of reality. I was originally planning 2 separate threads for this: 1) A "fantasy" 100 site: Wittyguy's is more of a 1000, not a 100, by comparison. 2) A "real" 100 site: Drooler's is close (except for that part about the second prostate gland ;-) Seriously though, Wittyguy's "Personal Porn" will certainly come one day - I think we are heading toward a virtual reality world in terms of being able to create exactly any scenario you want and then observe it (and once we hit this technical milestone, the next will be interacting with it). Look at what Lucas did with those (horrible) Star Wars movies - imagine that quality of engineering and CGI being put towards hot babes of your choice doing what you want, rather than flying Toydarians working in junk shops. Something to think about while you're enjoying your turkey today! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-26-08 08:23pm - 5887 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Think about ALL of the porn sites you've visited, and ALL of the sites you've joined - what you liked, what you didn't like...Think about ALL of the reviews you've written - or perhaps you haven't written any reviews... What would a site have to be for you to give it a 100? Yes a perfect score! Imagine if such a site existed, it has to be possible!! And if you've never written a review - how good would a site have to be to make you want to write a review? Maybe if enough of us write about our "dream site" someone will make it happen? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman Edited on Nov 26, 2008, 08:28pm | |
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| 11-26-08 08:04pm - 5887 days | #21 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
You're absolutely right about WIN2K, even more stable that XP Pro, but alas all things must change. I didn't mean to sound like an ad, but I cannot recommend Agent Ransack enough. You don't have to pre-register known file types, and it will search through any file for any string. And no indexes required. Someone in the industry said long ago "All of the best software is free". I still think this is largely true today. Perhaps free software is number 1?? Sorry for the bad Prisoner pun ;-) Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-26-08 07:52pm - 5887 days | #81 | ||
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Right back at you, Drooler. I am consistently amazed at the quality discussions going on, and it rarely gets objectionable (or perhaps I haven't been digging through the forums enough!)
Can I quote you on that with a bumper sticker? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | ||
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| 11-26-08 07:39pm - 5887 days | #45 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Sorry, sometimes I watch my language a little too much! Touche! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-26-08 07:38pm - 5887 days | #44 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
LOL! What a great way of putting it, that's basically what's like, someone that just discovered what spray paint is. One thing I've seen a couple of times, is instead of a watermark, use the "meta data" that is available for any image, music, or video file. Basically, this meta-data is where the producer/owner can put whatever information they want. For example, in Windows Media Player, there is a tiny area beneath the video where the video maker can place copyright information or whatever the heck they want. What's great about this is, it's kind of like closed captioning, it isn't on top of the imagery you're looking at at all, instead it is on the bottom of the image, and you can even turn it off if you don't like it. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-26-08 07:27pm - 5887 days | #69 | ||
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
LOL (almost!) at your pun, corny as it sounds. I didn't even consider how silly I sounded. I may have touched upon a new "niche" with that comment, I wonder if "period sex" is popular? Not that I've ever looked for it, I'm sure it's out there, I'm just afraid at what I might find...
My ex-girlfriend had a special code system which she would mark in her calendar each time we had sex, and each time she had her period. She would elaborately color each entry, but used the code words in case her friends/parents found her calendar. Such elaborate deception to hide the plain fact that she simply LOVED it. Interestingly enough, the main reason we broke up was because I didn't have the "stamina" she needed to be truly satisfied. I'm no Casanova, but I'm not Premature Charlie either. She always had an extremely promiscuous side that simply could not be tamed. Her Religion told her (or at least she thought it told her) that sex was bad. And because of that, she had a hole stigma about it. And she never took off that cross, although it did get "tussled" around a bit ;-) You have a good point. People go to great lengths to satisfy themselves, and are willing to rationalize other parts of their life that might be in conflict with it. And when they have extremely strong desires that they cannot express in their daily life, then self-invented strategies will surely come about. Perhaps that means going into the pornography business, or perhaps it manifests itself as a fetish or out of the ordinary impulse. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | ||
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| 11-26-08 09:23am - 5887 days | #67 | |
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Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
A bit odd to reply to my own post, but I thought a clarification was needed: The sex was _between_ her periods, not during them! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-26-08 09:17am - 5887 days | #15 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I totally agree with your comments about Microsoft - they are masters of copying (and sometimes one-upping) other companies ideas, yet rarely truly innovate on their own. If you know anything about software, look what they're doing with .NET over Sun's Java - very similar language and run-time concepts, but taken to the next level (although I still think Java is better IMHO). A detail I think was missed in my ranting post - try Googling for Agent Ransack, odd name, but it is an excellent file search utility, without the limitations of the "little doggie search" - and it's free. Also gives you some handy right click options for folders. Just a small user tip... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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