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12-16-11  06:39am - 4717 days #18
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Just remember another one:

An old man down in Mexico has this little chicken farm, but his rooster had died.
So he goes to the market, but no roosters to be found. Till he gets to a far corner of the market and find another, very old man, with a very old rooster.
He's reluctant, but the other old man says: - This is a damned fine rooster, even if it's old.
So our old man buys it, takes it home and place it with the hens, then goes to the house for lunch.

Minutes later he hears a heavy noise from the hen house. Then he spots the rooster speeding around the hens and proudly making loud noises and stamping its feet and flapping the wings. Around the rooster 30 or more hens lay moaning with pleasure.
- Damn, says the old man, that rooster's got something, after all.

Then the rooster escapes, run down to a close by lake and the old man runs after it.
When the old man reaches the lake, he sees the rooster behaving the same as in the chicken yard, and 40-50 ducks laying around the lake moaning with pleasure.

Damn, I got to get that great rooster back, thinks the old man, but the rooster escapes again, now running into the nearby desert.

The old man tracks it for days through the Mojave desert. On the third day he looks to the horizon and sees vultures in the sky, at least 40 or 50. As he's getting closer he spots his rooster, laying still in the sand.

- Oh, that was just too much for him, the old man thinks, then bend over to take the corpse home.
But then the rooster opens one eye and says:

Hey, get lost, buddy, there's pussy in the sky....... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Dec 16, 2011, 06:55am

12-16-11  05:58am - 4717 days #17
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Thanks all - we need some good ones/jokes for the X-mass days to spread around - though at my age I forget most...

But this one I remember (maybe a classic):

A guy walks into a bar. He is BIG, really big, gigantic shoulders ect.
But his head is tiny, tiny - very small.
The bartenders looks at him, but says nothing. The giant orders a drink, and then another - and the bartender keeps looking at him, so the giant finally says:
- I know, I know. The other day I was walking along the beach and found this bottle. I took off the cork and out of the bottle came this incredible gorgeous woman, maybe the sexiest I've ever seen.
- She says: Master I'll grant you one wish for setting me free..
And the giant says: Oh,oh,oh...I want to fuck you here and now.
The Woman says: - No, I cannot do that...
The Giant: - Then, can I just have a little head? - BING! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

12-14-11  11:03am - 4719 days #6
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Personally, I prefer girls & bikes....

Like it used to be in Easyriders mag.

Cap'n.


Look at the preview (again) - and you'll find bikes, too... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

12-14-11  07:44am - 4719 days Original Post - #1
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Anybody been here - know this site?:

fuckndrive.com

Just found a couple of nice trailers.....looks good - One with Angel Rivas doing a nude pose in front of a Mercedes C-Klass - and riding the gearshift

Oh, BTW: looks like exclusive material - with Eve Angel, too. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Dec 14, 2011, 07:55am Edited by Staff on Dec 17, 2011, 07:40am (Khan: fixed URL syntax)

12-09-11  08:36am - 4724 days #4
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Apart from the rules that Khan mentions - I'd just say trust is quite subjective...
Reviews: Reading them, you will get the notion - and comparing them to your own opinion of reviewed sites, you will get an even better notion....
All beginning can be hard - and this user had some serious about my first reviews in the start - years back...
But do not worry - generally this PU has nice people - at lot of them - and helpful too.

Comments: You do not need to approve or disapprove - or even trust. Comments are in many ways as helpful as reviews - you get a lot of new infos, news and of course good warnings..

Just play along and as a pornlover you'll get to appreciate this place "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Dec 09, 2011, 08:40am

12-09-11  05:08am - 4724 days #4
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JEEEEZ, CT
You should really consider seeing a shrink

I'd say in the words from the Mob:

"...Forget about it"............or you'll go nuts. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

12-02-11  06:11am - 4731 days #5
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Yes, Simony Diamond, no question.
And - I think - it's a scene from Teenpinkvideos.com - and an older one. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

12-01-11  03:07am - 4732 days #12
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Ho,ho,ho - Jeny Baby has canceled her "Copenhagen Tour" - so munch for nothing.
http://www.mansiongirls.dk/vagtplan.php

Still we've had some fine inputs here - and among others some advise/support - thanks, guys! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-29-11  09:33am - 4734 days #3
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Fantasies are cheaper & more reliable!

Cap'n.


Cheaper in this case seems not so important, considering........but fantasies are certainly MORE reliable - well put, Capn

Anyway, with this: Got to get back here with either: didn't do it ...OR a "summary"... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-29-11  08:17am - 4734 days Original Post - #1
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Fellow PUs: - my mind is fucked up - bewildered ect...

One of my favorite porn models in the Top 10 is visiting for a week at a brothel not 15 miles from where I live - and no fake - this place/brothel has had Debbie White and Regina Moon - among others - and according to a local "test-site" it's the models in question...

And from tomorrow and a week ahead: Jeny Baby

http://www.pornteengirl.com/model/jeny-baby.html


I've shown a link to this place here earlier, but now look at Jeny Baby - blond and all:

http://www.mansiongirls.dk/vagtplan.php

They even got prices (Menu): half hour with Jeny Baby: 1000 danish kroners (a little less than $ 200)

This old timer close to 60 years of age is almost going crazy - should I/can I - not having been to a brothel for many, many years..

Do not know if I can go through with it?
Maybe just stay home by the PC, have a couple of drinks, look at all that Jeny Baby material - and dream...or?

Thanks for your understanding! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Nov 29, 2011, 08:23am

11-28-11  08:27am - 4735 days #12
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Scars! - oh, yes - we all (here) know where they can be and how they look....
Breast implants mostly "underneath" where it's less obvious, but still...
And then some really nasty ones around the nipples - just look at Little Lupe Fuentes/Zuleidy...she should sue that surgeon..

And why?

They go the way other models have it done in the hunt for more jobs - again, they could probably look to Aletta Ocean and say:
Now, here's a model who really keep on getting attention - AND jobs....

Still it's a blessing that so many stay away - also stay away from tattoos - because it's somewhat even worse...

Look at how many models who increased their tattoo covering on most body parts, lately - it's downright horrible. Regina Moon was once a favorite - but look at her now "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-27-11  07:50am - 4736 days #6
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Time to break out another box of tissues -- to cry into, mind you!

I feel sorry for her that she's doing such things. She's becoming the Black Sea to Aletta's Ocean!

SOB!!


Oh, yes - sad. "When will they ever learn"........and certainly Aletta and her Ocean is not a road to follow.

And somewhere down the line, I guess these girls wants more and more acknowledgment and more fame and maybe more of that deal with renewal as a model:

"With THIS I get more jobs, more money (to save, maybe)..."

Well, like The Droller points out: Aletta Ocean...with all her body/facial altering she certainly been a success in the amount of productions...BUT?

And: Others who stay put and keep their natural looks is still in the business - and doing grand. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-26-11  07:57am - 4737 days Original Post - #1
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A lot here were somewhat sad when the beautiful Black Angelica had her boob-job...for no reason (the boob job that is)....

But oh, oh, oh - does it never stop? - those still going on deals with altering a great/sweet model with plastic surgery?

Just saw the latest from Black Angelica - now she's had botox for her lips "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Nov 26, 2011, 01:08pm

11-23-11  12:50pm - 4740 days #7
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Here's a link for EBi's page oh girls and their debut year.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/appendix_3.html

Here are a couple of girls.

Hailey: Cute teen with blond hair and gorgeous little breasts who went the HC route rather than the glamorous one.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/hailey.html

Heddie: Cute teen with redish brown hair and gorgeous little breats who went the HC route.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/heddie.html

Jessy: Cute teen with light brown hair and cute little breasts who went the HC route.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/nikea.html

Lara: cute teen with auburn hair with nice medium sized breasts who went the HC route.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/lara_5.html

Laighton: Cute teen with auburn hair and beautiful small breasts who went the HC route.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/leighton.html

Neta: She's pretty new but I hope she decides to stick with it bewcause she's a really cute teen with dark hair and amazing little breasts who's also going the HC route.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/netta.html

Nike: Cute teen with auburn hair and some beautiful breasts and she has really cute pink puffy nipples on top of that. She has also chosen the HC route.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/nike.html

Zuzanna: Cute teen with redish brown hair and nice breasts who went the Hc route.
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/zuzanna.html

Now here is a list of American pewrformers.

Jessie Rogers: Now that is a hot blond teen with amazing small breasts. She doesn't have that much yet but hopefully she's able to do more or chooses to do more.
http://www.freeones.com/html/j_links/Jessie_Rogers/

Holly Michaels: cute teen with brown hair and some nice breasts who's going the HC route.
http://www.freeones.com/html/h_links/Holly_Michaels/

Kara Price: Cute teen with blond hair and some really nice little breasts who's going for the more HC route than most newbies normally go.
http://www.freeones.com/html/k_links/Kara_Price/

Skin Diamond: Beautiful black teen with nice breasts and she's an alt porn model so he hair style is not always in the norm and she has tattoos. Somehow I can overlook them on her. SZhe's also going the more HC route than most newbies.
http://www.freeones.com/html/s_links/Skin_Diamond/

I'm sure more will come to me but it's much harder for American performers because most of them do a cxouple of scenes and then disapear so is it really worth mentioning them since their barely a flash in the pan.


Good finds, Pat!!!
All ready looking forward to a further search of some of these models. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-23-11  07:59am - 4740 days #3
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Hmm not something I usually follow, so not sure who is new for this year or last year


A PU is always looking for new models/debuts - and guess we've had this kind of thread for years....every year..
And it's not very hard to find out "when" - the main thing here is a focus on newcomers - and we (PUs) have a lot of help at these links when it comes to time/year of debut (if you do not know it by heart):

http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandomain.html

http://www.pornteengirl.com/model-update/update-model.html

http://www.indexxx.com/

http://www.thenude.eu/model_index_a.htm "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Nov 23, 2011, 08:18am

11-23-11  06:44am - 4740 days Original Post - #1
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Was 2011 a good year for porn?
And specified in new models on the scene making their debut some great girls sweetened the life of a PU - (some of) my favorites:

1) Avina/Masha/Netu ect.
NOT the glamorous or stunning beauty, but a very cute and above all sexy redhead who really looks like she's enjoying herself and a simply great performance.
And for hairy lovers she did a lot of that in the start - before shaving.
And she must have "hit the fan" according to the number of her productions.
http://www.pornteengirl.com/model/netu.html

2)Francheska/Zoey ect.
Another natural and with a special beauty - a girl next door.
Also she has made a lot in 2011...
http://www.pornteengirl.com/model/zoey.html

3)Ivy
Not a vast production till now - hope to see more of this blond beauty...
http://www.pornteengirl.com/model/ivy.html "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Nov 23, 2011, 06:51am

11-23-11  06:16am - 4740 days #5
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Not a TV series - but saw it on TV a looooong time ago - and will never forget it:

Kay Lenz teasing in a prison - in "Fast Walking" - 1982. (with James Woods) "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-19-11  07:12am - 4744 days #21
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Originally Posted by tangub:


I miss some of the old comedy classics like Fawlty Towers, so sad that they never made more series of that one, Only Fools and Horses is another and loved the old Arthur Daly charecter in Minder.


Agree - hope/guess you bought the Fawlty Towers dvd - it's almost like an obsession to this user - and every time I'm in that mood, I pick out a scene to watch....and after that maybe a couple more - great fun... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-19-11  07:05am - 4744 days #37
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And please more of:

Monica Schimkova/Carmen Scott
and
Rachel Evans

Do not get lost for us fans, girls.... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-18-11  07:42am - 4745 days #19
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Sorry, guys, sorry US-citizens - it was NOT Mississippi, but Louisiana - and the town of Guthrie - spelled like Arlo and Woodys names.
To honor all, Mickey Newbury and the Guthries, here's is the lyrics by Newbury, from the song: "Cortelia Clark":


"I was just a boy the year
The BlueBird Special came through here
On its first run South to New Orleans
A blind old man and I we came
To Guthrie just to see the trains
He was black and I was green

Tell me what you see he said
Is the engine black or red son
Why thats the lightest thing
I've ever seen

Then he picked his guitar up
Sat on the fender of the truck
And his eyes lit up
As he began to sing

I remember when
That old mans dreams were chained
To a Depot down in Guthrie
And a BlueBird Special train

He picked his guitar up
Shuffled down the walk
The cars uptown wound round"

If anyone do not know about this great American singer/songwriter, Mickey Newbury - give it a try...


PS: Sorry, if I took up your time... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-18-11  06:47am - 4745 days #34
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


More all-natural models, sans tats, silitits, piercings, and those awful angel wings!

And more EUFRAT! And BREANNE BENSON!


Like messmer - Breanne Benson is new to this user - and thanks to Drooler - what a goddess Breanne is...
Just a question: is she mostly blond or brunette?
Or am I getting the previews all wrong?
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11-18-11  06:11am - 4745 days #18
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We're getting into an old tune here, are we not?
Well, some are white, some are pink, some are yellow, some are brown, some are black ect....
and So what!

We forgot one colour - best expressed by the late Mickey Newbury in a song where he met this blind old man playing his harmonica at some railway depot down in Mississippi:

"He was black and I was green"

Love that one.

Happy weekend to all

PS: Agree totally with messmers views/input here.. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Nov 18, 2011, 06:22am

11-18-11  05:48am - 4745 days #9
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Nice off topic thread, CT.

Close to 60 I'm quite fond of old TV series - and luckily we got a couple of Danish "old timer" TV channels that are into that.
Some Danish and German that few here would know - and then British..
And choose to buy DVDs with Monty Phyton's and Falwty Towers and a little Benny Hill (nice vintage bikini girls there, btw).

We now got The Rockford Files and the earlier Colombo at those "gourmet" channels. Great.

Would like reruns of:

Baretta
To Catch a Thief
Man From Uncle
Bergerac (John Nettles from Midsummer Murders)
Blackadder (thanks, Capn, forgot that one)

And then MAYBE:
Dallas
Dynasty
Soap
.........three, yes soap-deals that you/I may run away from, fast - and then maybe not? "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Nov 18, 2011, 06:38am

11-16-11  06:49am - 4747 days #17
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Originally Posted by pat362:


1-The most important thing I'd like to see in 2012 is a porn industry no longer dying a slow painfull death but one that is finally rting to come out of the tunnel.

2-I'd like to see performers that stay in porn longer than just a couple of months or that do more than just 1-2 videos.

3-I'd like to see some past performers make a comeback.

4-I'd love to see less performers go the route of plastic surgery.

5-I'd love to see less performers with either huge tattoos or those that have dozen on their body.

6-I'd love to see movies from the mid 70's and early 90's which are no longer available get a second life on dvd or a website.

7-I'd love to see more people participate on our site and in the forum.


A great input from pat362 - I really hope that those webmasters/site owners take a good look here...
Well spoken, pat362... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-16-11  06:45am - 4747 days #16
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Originally Posted by graymane:


I'll spare the good people of Porn-Users my full view concerning the glut of porn-related to matters that rattle, bring cheers, and/or ignite hope for this recalcitrant industry that's sending us "dirty pictures" through the air onto our computer screens -- lest the sheer volume diverts from it's purpose and becomes too overwhelming for a single post viewing.
Meaning: I'll do my part to assuage this thread-holder the slings-an'-arrows from our own by limiting my output to timely increments rather than unload my full shipment of gripes at one time.
That, my friends, is how out-of-plumb things are in the porn business.

First, let me echo the current list; all are popular topics of interest to many here..

Further....by the numbers.
1) The preliminary non-sense interviews that goes on before the action starts: Who cares when the interviewed had her first sex? I don't need long dissertations about a lady who's there to be fucked ... ie., Do you do black guys? Like anal? big cocks? Have a boyfriend? Like swich-hitting (doing your own gender?)
Well, you get my drift.
They also need to know grabbing, squeezing, and slapping around a hand-full of tits and ass, while revealing their paradigm of stupity by attempting to make clever remarks about it, is patiently and boringly superfluous.
What's so difficult about just simply saying to his female visitor: "Welcome to my world. Lets fuck!"

2) Closeups. I've posted ad nauseam about lenghtly closeups -- esp. the ones dominating the camera's lens of a guy's hairy ass atop his partner ... pumping away endlessly. Add to that the sad absence of good angle shots and you have a classic misfit example behind the camera.
3) Die-in-the-wool predictable, must see, same old tiresome hardcore scenes including BJs, digital vagnal gouging and tongue lapping, doggie, missionary, top mounted, sideways, as well as some other acrobatic moves that's never done in the average bedrooms. Why do they all have to be forced on those of us (in almost every episode) who have no interest depicting some of those positions?

The afore-mentioned is just for starters, Denner. I'll be back.



What do you say in the US...well spoken, that-a-boy ect.

I sincerely hope that site owners see what graymane has accomplished here.......A magnificent input for all PUs.

I cannot agree more.
Maybe it's the age/experience for us old timers, but this/these inputs from graymane: I hope they see, look, watch and learn - the site owners...
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11-15-11  08:29am - 4748 days Original Post - #1
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Don't you just like those extremely rich assholes who tell us all how to run things - to get it all better...
Like this apparently the NOW richest guy by the name:
Carlos Slim of Mexico..

Does the envy here strike out?? - no, but seriously: This guy seems to have all the answers to how we in the western world should behave, do with our money ect. (according to CNN)

THIS comes from a character living and earning his fortune in Mexico - a place where the people apparently are suffering so much that they risk their lives trying to flee to the US - for a better life, for a better economical security, ect...

An older guy like this user just got to ask this:

What's the world coming to???

Or maybe, I got it all wrong... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Nov 15, 2011, 08:37am

11-15-11  06:03am - 4748 days #9
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Interesting thread, Sir denner. I predict you'll get a ton of response from this one.
I'm passed my bedtime at the moment, but I'll be back later and post some of my ideas.


Oh, yes, Sir graymane - guess we all got hopes and serious wishes for future porn....look forward to your post on the matter - hope you slept well - AND are no into insomnia that haunts this user.... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-14-11  05:59am - 4749 days Original Post - #1
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Here are mine:

A lot of new teens and milfs � NOT seen before.

Hopefully more models with NO tats, less artificial tits, botox lips ect..

Still better viewing quality of vids and sets.

Re-editing of older material (would among others love to see some of those great US-models from the late 1980th, early 1990th in better vids viewing quality).

Those fine art-like sites with fabulous models doing better/more exotic/more sexy solo-vids

That all major sites now finally realize, that this all over the place russian male �actor� Timo has done his due � and get rid of him...(he ruins my vids....)

And finally some returns of models like Oliva Gem, Tatyana, Monchi...and many others who has not had new material for some time....

Thank You. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-09-11  07:14am - 4754 days #8
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Hey Denner!

My advice needs an update. DO NOT INSTALL QUICKTIME!

Yesterday, after a ridiculously prolonged wait for SLOWTIME to download and install its latest upgrade, I decided enough was enough and after a reboot, I uninstalled it and iTunes as well.

The result? My computer can't recognize the CD -Rom. Why, I don't know, but I'm pissed off as hell having to figure out how to fix this bullshit.

So forget Qu... Slowtime.


Oh, friend - I will avoid Quicktime - anytime......there are after all so many alternatives to playing .mov files - but thanks for the update.
And BTW: A bit strange (and maybe not) ....SOME .mov files plays without any problems (fast forward included)... (at VLC, Gom, Media Player Classic, ect) and others certainly not..

And again another BTW: The same goes even for some/A FEW .vmw files - most use that now, great - but never had any fast forward problems with .avi files, though. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-07-11  08:46am - 4756 days #5
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Alone at work at a museum and maybe a little bored....who can blame her... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-07-11  08:19am - 4756 days #18
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Even if she's stopped doing hc/bg, it'll probably always be:

SILVIA SAINT

And even at an age of almost 36 today, she's still looking like a goddess.. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Nov 07, 2011, 08:31am

11-04-11  10:08am - 4759 days #4
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Originally Posted by gaypornolover:


I keep reading about these in reviews but before I found this site I'd never heard of them. I am still a bit unclear about what they do and what the advantage is in using them, but as they seem so popular I assume they are worth having?

Would someone be kind enough to explain them to me please, and recommend the best one to use and where to download it? I am worried about downloading rogue software.

Thanks in advance...


First of all a download manager can really speed up things. And if your're downloading larger vid-files, it's almost essential.

Been using IDM for years - and it's very easy to use:

http://www.internetdownloadmanager.com/

You can download it from above and try it for free - but guess it's - to me - the best spend $24.95 in a software... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-04-11  12:21am - 4760 days #12
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Thanks to juicyjasmine for those infos! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-01-11  10:49am - 4762 days #25
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Originally Posted by pat362:


^I don't know if you are too hard on yourself but I can't think of a single time in the last 4 years where I didn't know exactly what you meant with your post.


Thanks, bro!! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

11-01-11  09:29am - 4762 days #23
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BTW....
Got to congrat a whole lot of US/Canadian/British or otherwise fellow members here with an English speaking background for being patient and understanding with PUs that do not have English as their first language...
That goes for both parts of Europe and elsewhere.
I've always considered this TBP/PU as on outstanding platform for global views on what we all like:
Good Porn

When I started up here in March 2007, I made a lot of mistakes and errors - but did not receive too many scorns - at least NOT from those PUs still here - and a lot of help from TBP/PU webmasters TOO! Especially from Khan.

I think it's important to keep an open eye for non-US and non English speaking PUs - But they/we try!
Give them/us a break - a chance - here at PU: The more the better...

But bottom line....my most sincere thanks to especially one PU who has shown understanding - FROM the beginning: The Drooler.
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10-31-11  09:29am - 4763 days Original Post - #1
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As a veteran in porn (bear with me, guys)...I really wonder about this:

Been browsing a lot of free/semi free webcam places lately. Of course it's like I expected: lousy quality - but that's the name of the game.

What really puzzles me is how many gorgeous girls that are working on such sites - a lot of these girls you never see on good ol' regular pornsites.

If they go as far as working/exposing themselves at webcam sites, why not go to the probably better paid sites.....or is it because the sites/site owners never find them???

Maybe your guess is as good as mine.....still? "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-31-11  09:19am - 4763 days #21
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I go to the extend now:
MOST of my favorite stash is placed (in copies) on two external drives.
What more can you do........? "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-31-11  07:11am - 4763 days #6
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Thanks to all here....going to try most of what's suggested
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10-31-11  07:09am - 4763 days #22
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Hooray!

Hey, BTW, Denner, your English has gotten better and better. Not exactly small potatoes for a man of your age. Way to go!


Ho, ho...most of that thanks to support and help here over the years, especially from one: Ze Droolah!!!! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-30-11  05:56am - 4764 days Original Post - #1
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A plead to the tech wizards here:

I use GOM-player, VLC media player and of course Media Player Classic - Home Media......for my vids. And have the K-Lite Media Codec pack.

BUT: A lot of lately downloaded .mov files crash when going fast forward .
Any ideas/solutions???
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10-29-11  06:18am - 4765 days #19
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Tyra Misoux

A natural beauty (girl next door kind of model) and a very natural hc porn acting talent.
Born in Germany 1983.... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-28-11  06:59am - 4766 days Original Post - #1
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It's just great to read some of the fellow PUs socalled: "Signature" - some have them, some not - and we change them now and then...
Some I understand, some not, really..........but it's still fun.
And it could be great to hear from other PUs: WHY they choose this one, in particular...all fun.

Changed mine a couple of times, but for now I stick to that:

"Even cowgirls get the blues"....

It's a great line and is of course dedicated to one of the most talented and beautiful female singer/songwriter......in the US and elsewhere:

Emmylou Harris!

Just take a look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3i2v_ldPDU "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Oct 28, 2011, 07:06am

10-27-11  11:06pm - 4767 days #16
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Bambi! Where are you? Come back!!


The water's not stiff, yet....

Anyway, she has new material at Mofos as a brunette - but that's all I've seen lately. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-26-11  05:22am - 4768 days #409
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Originally Posted by Khan:


hmmmm ....

Contrary to what was posted in post #393 earlier in this thread, it looks like they resolved their issues since this one is in fact, already listed.

You may enter your remarks at:
https://www.pornusers.com/review/orgasmsxxx/


Yes, hmmmm here,too....My mistake...must have misspelled or other...sorry. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-26-11  01:57am - 4769 days #6
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


We don't see enough of her. She's been at ALS Angels and a few other sites, but I wouldn't mind a lot more.


Seems like she has not made anything/much lately...saaaaaad.

Got a nice small collection though (both vids and sets) from Karups PC and 21 St - and she's made a great hc/bg/erotic vid at daringsex.com: The Kiss.

But again www.indexxx.com shows quite a lot of her productions "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-25-11  08:38am - 4769 days #4
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Talking about "eyes"....
Anybody seen these newer thai/asian vids where the girls/models get some weird/crazy alteration with lenses for the eyes - lenses that make a completely different look.
The thai model Tauey is one.
Talk about botox, bigger breasts, lips ect. - but this seems a bit far out... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-25-11  08:24am - 4769 days #407
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Could not find this newer one at TBP:

orgasms.xxx


Looks a bit like some fine very erotica.... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Oct 25, 2011, 08:29am Edited by Staff on Oct 25, 2011, 08:47am (Khan: edited direct link URL)

10-24-11  11:51pm - 4770 days #3
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Oliva Gem "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-23-11  09:30am - 4771 days #10
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Thanks for the reply, Khan...

This user has an idea that veteran or just somewhat experienced PUs does NOT place links as mentioned above!

So, for all you searchers of models/material, ect. - not easy to find - let's join... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

10-23-11  08:06am - 4771 days #8
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Great new avatar, Cybertoad...LOL.

But a kind of a bottom line:

Let's have more of this/these:

What ever happened to ?

Guess Khan/Spencer and others at the staff has not been so keen on threads like this: One certain model!

Well, my old friend Drooler comes back: Sophie Paris?? .....and guess we all got these notions about some "good ol" models. Where are they, still in business ect??


Threads/questions like this is a part of what PUs like - I do, anyway.
So a kind of a plead to the administrators here - It would be really nice to develop a kind of general possibility of a thread for models...Where is she, is she still working and where ect... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

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