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12-18-11  10:32am - 4753 days #7
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Yes, it does require a certain skill set & even mind set to get it right, both in video & stills.

As a side issue, these two media do require different skills.
It still surprises me how many websites attempt to do both video & stills.
IMO very few carry off both well.

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12-18-11  10:00am - 4753 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Exactly so, Pat.

I would really like someone to plug that gap between non-nude & constant gyno.

For sure there is a market there if someone can be persuaded to service it.

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12-18-11  04:57am - 4753 days #5
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Thanks, CT.

A lot there I didn't need to know.

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12-18-11  04:54am - 4753 days #4
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Porn Users..Getting a head.

Porn Users...Now that's a relief!

Porn Users...For the next generation.

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12-18-11  04:27am - 4753 days Original Post - #1
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This might make a good poll topic too.

We are in an age of instant gratification.
Virtually anything hardcore is readily accessible, pretty much on demand.
I can't help feeling though that, apart from innocence, a lot of eroticism has been lost.
Time was that a glimpse of nylon covered thigh was an arousing erotic experience.
These days though you either get the juxtaposition of prim and proper elegance suddenly diving into intimate gynaecology or at the other end of the spectrum non-nude material.

What has happened to the middle course?...
A slow but sure, hot progression from elegant, prim & proper to full nudity, without the excessively explicit material, which for me often breaks the mood.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Sorry to hear that, Ed.

I hope it picks up soon.

This genre needs a shot in the arm!

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12-18-11  04:07am - 4753 days #2
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Anyway......

This sort of thing is really my bag.

Unfortunately there are usually either not very revealing or only very transient glimpses of full nudity.

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12-18-11  04:03am - 4753 days #20
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I suppose there is some cause for hope here, if other sites were to follow the 'Only' network's lead.

At least here there is some coherence.

A degree of elegance, polish, softcore ( and non-nude...unfortunately! ).

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Location: Near the Beer! 		While the C-5 was turning over its engines,
a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said,
'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew
take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right?
Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said
'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas.
I don't know what to think
with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
We No Longer Call It "The Cockpit"
Now it's "The Box Office".


Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Women are Angels.
When someone breaks their wings,
They simply continue to fly...
usually on a broomstick.

They are flexible like that.

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12-18-11  03:01am - 4753 days #75
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No worries, mate!

Apology accepted.

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12-18-11  02:58am - 4753 days #25
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Location: Near the Beer! 		In other fora, it might have been considered trolling, but it is very unusual / unheard of for that to appear here.

It caught me at the end of a very frustrating day, so perhaps I was a little tetchy!

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12-15-11  09:20am - 4756 days #16
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Originally Posted by graymane:


I'm glad to see we're finally takin' a detour from the numerous jokes posted with "Italian on the bus."
We need a new avenue for jokes and this one's welcome.
the latter needs to mercifully retire.

And that's no joke!


Why exactly?

It is still serving the purpose for which it was created?

I certainly don't think it merited that attack!

You know, perhaps at 1,000 plus posts, I should go do something else!

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12-14-11  10:08am - 4757 days #4
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Personally, I prefer girls & bikes....

Like it used to be in Easyriders mag.

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12-13-11  03:05pm - 4758 days #27
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Originally Posted by Ed2009:


I often wondered about starting a new religion. There seems to be a lot more money to be made in running a religion than in selling porn!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnpB8b-DfL0

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12-13-11  09:23am - 4758 days #31
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Originally Posted by messmer:




Nietzsche also wrote: If you go to a woman don't forget the whip! So his ideas are not entirely trustworthy.

When it comes to conversation he was only partially right. I have never been much of a conversationalist but there are lots of other things that will keep a couple happy even after the sex is gone (in our case my wife's failing health put a stop to that.)

There is affection, love that's grown ever deeper over the years, a sense of being one, friendship, the strong bond of family you and your wife have created. It's a wonderful life, filled with joy, tempered by the knowledge that one of us will most probably have to say goodbye to the other within the next ten years. Sorry to get so somber but it's a fact all of us have to face.

I miss sex to this day because nothing can replace an act of love that is almost spiritual if the partners love one another and are meant for each other. I make do with porn because it does give me an outlet for a drive that is only slowly letting up, but it definitely ranks second best!

Sorry if I have embarrassed anyone by being so personal.


A balanced & well reasoned argument.
A compromise does not have to be unpleasant.

As to mortality, the best one can hope for is to be able to enjoy whatever time we have to the full, however we choose to do that.

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12-13-11  09:17am - 4758 days #30
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12-13-11  09:09am - 4758 days #25
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


A lot of religions would disagree with you. My stance against mind control is one of many reasons I'm not religious, plus I don't think religion is really going to be much good against strong thoughts anyway (or strong forearms for that matter ). Try oppressing thousands of years of instinct and evolution and the results will not be pretty.

But seriously if a fantasy intrudes into the real world then it's no longer a fantasy. It's why I can play Grand Theft Auto all day long, and no matter what the self-appointed moralists say, I'm not actually doing anything wrong until I go out and run over a real hooker.


I deliberately didn't mention religion.
That usually boils down to a hypocritical heirarchy saying 'Do as I say not as I do.'

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12-11-11  04:16pm - 4760 days #19
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Location: Near the Beer! 		It comes back to that old chestnut of values & perceptions.

Differing societies find different things acceptable & offensive.
Right or wrong is a perception decided by that society's values.

Personally I think whatever happens in a persons fantasy is their own business & provided it does not intrude detrimentally into the real world that is OK.

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12-11-11  02:48pm - 4760 days #4
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Here is one I came across quite a while back.

http://www.willshegag.com/

Can't tell you much about it as it was just a quick strafe & move on.

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12-10-11  10:44am - 4761 days #15
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Ok and Denner thought I should really needed to consider seeing a shrink?
Now I am dragging people into my own delusional world.

Thank you Pat362, there is still room for one more on teh couch LOL


You are far from alone, my friend.

Like I say in my sig.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Any progress then, Ed?

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Location: Near the Beer! 		A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home..

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.' The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket.
Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'


The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.

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12-09-11  05:30am - 4762 days #5
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Location: Near the Beer! 		No.

The same goes for any other 'play' uniform too.

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12-05-11  10:59am - 4766 days #2
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Location: Near the Beer! 		It has to be a lot more time consuming than 'fixing' a photoset.

TBH I am surprised that anyone would bother, unless the participants concerned had severe self image problems!

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12-05-11  10:55am - 4766 days #4
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Feel better, CT?

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12-04-11  02:48pm - 4767 days #4
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Yes, been using them for years.

Not solely for porn, but also because I had a young family & didn't want to disturb the kiddies when listening to (loud) music & gaming.

I would add a word of caution with wireless headphones.
Yes, they are great, but start wandering around the house with them on & you get some funny looks.

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12-01-11  01:29pm - 4770 days #7
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Trouble is they might not sell in our form, Cap'n. Sites will go for that which sells the most, and ladies doing a strip from fully clothed to completely naked don't rank very high .. so the few sites that do cater to this very narrow niche (if they exist at all .. I am still looking) would be the first to go.


Actually, I disagree.

I think it will force more specialisation, as the main stream is still overcrowded.

I think niches should benefit.

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Porn and sex will always sell in some form.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Despite the recession, the situation reference bonus site relevance doesn't seem to have changed much to me.

I was hoping it may have at least focussed it, if not done away with it & just charge a reduced rate for the site(s) you actually want.

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11-29-11  09:16am - 4772 days #2
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11-23-11  01:45pm - 4778 days #8
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Location: Near the Beer! 		With them all having so many aliases, it is near impossible to keep tabs on who is who.

Once again I shan't bother chasing, I'll just take what I come across.

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11-22-11  11:33pm - 4779 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Jeri Ryan always did it for me as 7 of 9.

Still does!

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11-20-11  09:52am - 4781 days #6
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Originally Posted by Ed2009:


That's the best concise history of porn I've ever heard, Captain.

Fantastic. Obviously there are lots of other details but you've zeroed in on the fundamental key points perfectly.


Thanks.

That was my Concise Potted History of Pornography for People in a Hurry.

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11-20-11  03:00am - 4781 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I am not sure I really understand the question.

Libido & arousal has always been around, promoted by pornography in various forms down the ages.
Even Rubens' portraits were pornography in their day, sponsored by the rich elite who could indulge themselves.

The first big step was the invention of photography.
For the first time you had a real person there as opposed to a purely artistic representation.

The next big step was the Instamatic. That released the amateur photographer from the potential embarrassment of having his naked main squeeze ogled by the technician at the developing shop.

There was a sonic boom with the invention of digital photography.

The big bang was the internet. It opened a whole new world of possiblities, which are still being discovered and exploited as technology expands ever onwards.

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11-18-11  05:40am - 4783 days #7
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Blackadder.

Young Ones.

Bottom.

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11-17-11  01:30pm - 4784 days #6
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Can't we all just get along ?



Wasn't that what Jack Nicholson said just before he got disintegrated?

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11-17-11  01:14pm - 4784 days #5
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I view it as just being descriptive.
The generic term 'coloured' can be regarded as a PC euphemism.

A lot of black folk I have met have no issue with being referred to as black, but do take exception to the generic 'coloured' description.

'We're all coloured, I'm black, you're white.'

FWIW I have no issue with it.
We are all part of the human race.

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11-16-11  01:35pm - 4785 days #64
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I take it subtlety doesn't enter into the equation at all then?

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11-16-11  11:19am - 4785 days #60
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Location: Near the Beer! 		The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers ....... so I did....

she's 21 and her name's Lucy

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11-15-11  11:31pm - 4786 days #15
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Less of s freak show, a generally a return to natural normality.



More pubic hair.

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11-11-11  06:34am - 4790 days #11
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Location: Near the Beer! 		She wasn't crosseyed by any chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E

She's a poor man's rich girl & she'd do it for a song.

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11-10-11  09:12am - 4791 days #7
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Red Green reckons you can never have enough duct tape!

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11-10-11  09:10am - 4791 days #8
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Hang in there!

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Captain Chaos's cousin,perhaps?

It wasn't me that did that......

It was 'Him'.

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11-09-11  11:35pm - 4792 days #421
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Now there is a blast from the past!!

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Sounds very promising!

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