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01-08-11  07:33pm - 5097 days Original Post - #1
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I've perused the rules, laws, bylaws and elsewhere within the nooks and crannies of the whereas-an-wherefores of PU's expectations of its members and those connected, and maybe I simply breezed by the part laying out webmaster's can's and can-do's, but nowhere have I seen anything relating to their participation in the Users polls.
But for the short time I've been a member here, I haven't consciously noticed any markings within our Users' Poll from any of our Webmasters....and I wonder why.

Surely some of the poll questions would address issues that would favorably benefit them, as well as generally giving a respectable boost to the poll's volume. Of course, that would in turn amplify the poll's utility and introduce an added source of welcomed information.

01-08-11  02:24pm - 5097 days #21
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Sophistication in good porn? Graymane, I am going from niche to niche in my futile attempt to find models that wear something other than a set of bra and panties from Wal-Mart at $ 7.99. In my desperation I lost all my sophistication. I am so pathetic I am even tempted to look for my niche (classy lingerie) under "shaved" these days! A man can't go lower than that!


There, there, our valued, trusted but frustrated PU brother....Momma-Porn user's conglomerate here remains endearingly comforting, aware, concerned and consumed with aiding passion to find a solution to your long-suffering, vexing plight.
As the forum carousel continues to round it's way pass the magic ring, awaiting to grant a prize-motherlode database of ritzy, supreme-designer erotic-lingerie perfection, to our leading booster-rooster (messmer) who shares and remains a stouthearted indispensable part of our community......I'd say the ring is within grasping.

01-07-11  04:12pm - 5098 days #17
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For a while there, 'ol boy, I was on the front lines fightin' side-by-side with you on those niches that we discovered being of common interest.
But "shaved pussies?"
What happened to "bringing back pubic hair?"

But hey, You're still at the fore-front when it comes to sophistication in good porn, though, messmer.....and whatever inovations that comes along inherently warranting your approval would do well to collectively draw attention from us as well.

But shaved pussies?

01-07-11  01:44pm - 5098 days #13
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Originally Posted by mistresskent:


Guys, Ron Jeremy might be an egotistical wank stain the size of Texas... but he does get to fuck so many fit women.. fuck it, I'd fuck him to get to the pussy he gets..

Admit it men... you are jealous!

The repetitive 18 Year old stuff is irritating ... as words like young, horny and first time should be more fitting surely... tacky porno... don't ya just love it?

(Admit it men... you are jealous!)
OKAY, MISTRESS WITH THE MOSTEST......You got me cornered.
Guilty as charged.
I'm greener than the Jolly Giant after a heavy rain with "envy." The man (RON) has probably forgotten about more pussy he's had than what I've had or marely dreamed about.
So, Hell yeeeah...I'm jealous!
( tacky porno... don't ya just love it?)
You bet I do....the tackier the merrier. Porn's like a good wine...one sip is never enough. Edited on Jan 07, 2011, 03:13pm

01-05-11  01:47am - 5100 days #8
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Originally Posted by JBDICK:


Maybe there is an opportunity to write a book here...

Porn Users Cook Book to Porn


Page one:
Cookin' up my idea of a full course orgasmic delight:

Main course ingredience: Young boy and girl.

Meal preperation: harmless petting in a secluded and romantic setting.

Layout of Nourishment specalities: The young lovers begin tasteing the delightful flavor of heavy kissing and subtle touching in areas of erotic stimulation.
The young girl's inhibitions naturally resist the excitement she's experiencing and she makes a weak effort to slow down the building rush that's beginning to consume her.

Entree: Olfactory modality kicks in with tingling fragrance and the sweet taste of this combination of explosive sensations ...which drives the young couple's sexual impulses to greater heights, wherein the innocent girl's struggle to resist surrendering her complete will becomes a thread of choice so taunt it defies retreating yet fears advancing lest it snaps and unleashes her inborn and proud moral restraint, sending it into yielding abandonment.

Dessert: The anticipating measure of this great meal
is crowned with the last tasty element of this seductive order: The dessert. The couple are now entwined, kissing and breathing heavily as their mouths are exploring and tenderly stroking their partner's exterior erogenous zones.
Excitment, ecstatic and fast-moving sensations are now building into a crescendo of arousal. Their bodies harmonizing to a melody of love as they press closer together.
Nervously positioning for penile entry, his member squeezes into and penetrates the unsoiled interior of the young girls' vagina, wherein motion intensifies until both reach a sensual peak that drives them into sexual narviva, simultaniously culminating in a wild orgasmic fanally.


So, JBDick.....you think this might wash for a spot in our cook book to porn?


An' ain't this the way porn ought to present "foreplay" and give us something more realistic, and certainly more erotically charged.

01-04-11  10:04pm - 5100 days #17
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Originally Posted by WeeWillyWinky:


Sometimes boards like this become an addictive distraction and we feel the need to do some tough love on ourselves. Maybe a feeling of lack of control? I don't know.



You have brought up a very interesting point here, Willie.
Porn addiction is commonly known for just what it is -- but how many of us have ever considered our obsession and the length of time we spend focused on one or more porn forums?
I know my interests has drifted far enough already into this site to easily classify my situation as being an addiction. And I'll have to admit it's become ingrained.
A cure? I guess an obvious disinterest in me hanging around by my fellow Porn Users' would do the trick there!!! because becoming "not wanted" would most certainly create the recipe Edited on Jan 10, 2011, 08:49pm

01-04-11  09:00pm - 5101 days #11
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Originally Posted by mistresskent:


Happy New Year to all.. 2011 is set to be a great year!!!


I'll seize on this posting-moment to personally reciprocate Mistress Kent's New Year sentiments, and to further add a collective special touch in recognition to this Grand Lady and our other webmasters for their participation and invaluable input throughout the past year.
The best to you all; and may Porn Users be a large part of making the year 2011 your most profitable and enjoyable.

01-02-11  07:30pm - 5103 days #6
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Hear you loud and .....well, almost clear.
However, if your "lead-in" thesis is a diverson in any way from the status quo, then count me as an affirmative.

Since I think we're in the same ball park on this one, allow me, if you will, to pitch in a thought or two.

"What happened to foreplay?" I don't think foreplay has ever "happened" in internet porn (as we know it).
The scenes always basically start out and ends in the four orders...
to wit:
Boy meets girl.
Boy and girl have short conversation.
In bold body language, girl conveys she's ready to fuck.
Boy and girl kiss and rub each other's body parts.
It is at this point when, (what I call) "the obligatory four" begins ...almost always with
(1) the woman digging out the guy's pecker wherein we endure about ten minutes of an oral marathon of mouthing, tongueing, sucking, gagging, spitting etc.,
(2) It's now her turn, wherein we're obliged to watch the guy munching, finger-digging, licking, sucking, her kitty. This goes on for another ten minutes before finally we get to the main course.
(3) coitus ( riding, doggie, missonary...along with other positions to satisfy most guy's taste.
Then, lastly, comes what we've been lickin' our chops to see.
(4) The facial. I mean, isn't that worth waiting for, or what? Don't get no better than seeing a gal's face rocked with a jet of cum.

So yes, please bring back foreplay like it ought'a be played. Edited on Jan 02, 2011, 07:39pm

01-02-11  02:01pm - 5103 days #3
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Noticed?...Not 'till you mentioned it.
What's going on? Guy's disappearing left and right.

I'm beginning to believe Iklfireones's theory about alien pods, for crying out loud.

Maybe I wasn't just dreaming when I posted that thread about porn-user-apprehensions by flying saucers.

Seriously, RB, c'mon an' tune back in....it ain't, nor will it be the same w/o you.

01-01-11  03:47pm - 5104 days #3
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I'm inclined to look at this thing for what it appears to be....a rumor. Why, when, how, and for what reason all this materialized is known only by those very close to her.
Lightspeed would certainly be one of them.
I've done an exhaustive search throughout the internet and news media and nothing remotely is showing up ...and I'll continue to monitor them...but I'm not expecting anything to change.

Let me just say that its not uncommon at all for this sort of thing to go on in the world of porn.
Angelina Diva, a stunning porn model, seemingly dropped off the face of the planet a couple years back ...and was reportedly dead. She recently popped up, stunning as ever and very undead.

I can only guess this has something to do with a waning interest in her continuing to do porn... or stress, which is an unwanted companion to those in this kind of work.
Pressure to do hardcore doesn't help , either.

I was among her first members when she broke into this business, on the internet. This young lady is far and away gifted with one of the finest figures in the entertainment industry. Trusting this is nothing more than false romoring, I'm one of the many who wishes her well and hoping she'll come back to enteraining her fans. Edited on Jan 02, 2011, 01:22pm

01-01-11  07:58am - 5104 days #7
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I've never been a fan of BS interviews like the one you describe. It doesn't matter whether RJ or anyone else is behind the door just waiting to bang the girl. Who really believes that a virgin is going to have sex on camera for the first time? Let alone porn sex. I sometime believe it when it's girl popping her anal cherry but those scenes are usually unwatchable because of the look of pain on the girls face.

I was a huge Ron Jeremy fan because the man was a good actor and an amazing porn performer. Mind you most of the stuff I like is over a decade old. I don't know if people that get the creep vibe from him is because he looks his age, unlike other performers of similar age. He's a 57yrs old, greying fat guy that's been doing porn for 32 yrs.
Look at randy West who's a 63yrs old, greying man but he's thin looking. He was about the same age as Ron when he stopped performing in front of a camera and that's only because he had a heart attack. Otherwise we might still see new stuff from him.


Thanks for the reply, Pat. And because of it I've discovered some interesting news I otherwise never would've known. (Randy West, for example)

I pick on Jeremy, but most of the put-downs are exaggerations and purely overblown.
If the guy would only cut his hair, spruce up and fashion himself to look clean-cut, acknowledge his age and act it.....then he would be doing himself an unmeasurabley productive favor.

01-01-11  06:27am - 5104 days #5
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


Hey, hey, hey, I picked up that you weren't an RJ fan, I was just trying to expand upon the fact of what a scumbag he was. My crude sense of humor sometimes rubs people the wrong way. Seriously, RJ creeps me out, he looks like your average serial rapist and I meant no disrespect in my previous response - except to Ron Jeremy and any skanks he did.


I gotta say, after the slice-an'-diceing you just did on Jeremy, I don't think his own mother would've given a rat's ass about him anymore.
Man! ain't no way I'd invite an arguementive skirmish with you 666 .....Hell, it'd be suicidal-self-esteem and fatal character-assassination all mixed in one.

01-01-11  05:21am - 5104 days #3
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


Who wants to see that fat, ugly, greasy haired, inbred- hillbilly-parents were kissing cousins, crooked cocked, limp dick, anal douchebag blow-back, scumbag mother fucker bang a chic? Ron Jeremy = count me the fuck out, I don't care how hot the chic is, if he's banging her, uh-uh, no way can I stomach that scumbag, I got the heebie-jeebies just thinking about that ugly fuck, thanks for ruining my new years spank session


Hey, hey, hey, thedebilman666.....If'n you'll study the thread more carefully, you ought to read into the fact I'm no big fan of Ron Jeremy, either ....in fact, I'd suggest you search some of my earlier threads wherein I have some rather unfavorable thoughts about the guy myself. They basically had to do with my idea that the guy was over-the-hill and needed to retire from porn. they also mentioned, and I agree with you, (in part), the ludicrous display Ron presented when paired with those young girls.
The answers I got back alluded to envey on my part and praised Ron for still having what it takes by continuely pounding all that young turf.
But This thread is really about those dumb pre-banging interviews with supposedly 18 year old girls wherein the interviewer runs the 18 year old factor into the ground.
Its got nothing to do with Ron Jeremy in conveying my message.

12-31-10  10:31pm - 5104 days Original Post - #1
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Interviewer :
“Well, look what we have here? And what a lovely young thing she is.”
“How old are you sweetheart? “EIGHTEEN” ?!!! Did you hear that guys? this incredibly beautiful, young lady is just EIGHTEEN years old!"
"Tell me, Honey, have you been fucked yet? Did you hear that, guys? Untouched; This EIGHTEEN yr. old beauty hasn’t even had her tight, little pussy stretched yet.
Your name is Roxanne, right? Well, Roxanne, Have we got a treat for you -- and also for all you guys hankering for EIGHTEEN year-old action."
"See that door over there? behind it we have the one and only Ron Jeremy; He loves EIGHTEEN yr. old pussy,
And he’s very good at breakin’ them in. And don’t let all that hair scare you.... just think about it as hiding the grotesque figure that lurks behind it."

The interview continues:
“So, little darlin’ will this be your first time?”
(duh, I think she answered that already, using her eighteen yr. old vocal cords).
"And look at those perky, firm EIGHTEEN yr. old tits? And hey, guys, those are the real thing -- no silicone in those babies." (duh number two)
“So, where’re you from Roxanne? You say West Coast? LA? Why that’s right here in the state of California, right?" (duh number three).
"Are You still going to school? Hear that, guys? this young,EIGHTEEN yr. old is a college girl. We got beauty and brains here” (this begs the question: if she has brains, why is she answering this guy‘s dumb and endless questions; even more curiously, why is she here?)

“Drop the panties, Roxanne.....lemme see that great ass? WOW! Look-it that perfect, EIGHTEEN yr. old double-bubble, will you?" (hands groping, squeezing and pinching her cheeks).

(This goes on ad nauseam, so I’ll cut it short)

(A final thought from Those of us viewing this babble):
"Okay, Mr. Interviewer, we don’t have be told but once that she’s eighteen, and we don‘t have to be reminded that guys find girls that young to be a premium. So could we dispense with repeats.

At this point, a grossly obese, hairy form stumbles from behind the open door, with three appendages’ stretched straight out and yelling “will you zip-it and lets get on with the fuckin’……I’ve gone through two wad-launchings waiting to hump this irresistable EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD virgin.

12-31-10  09:56pm - 5105 days #2
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Well thank you, Oh-Noble-one. And may we members be granted the high privilege of retaining your excellent overseeing leadership for as long as you choose to be here for us. And may fortune and abiding good health dwell as a companion throughout.

12-29-10  11:57pm - 5106 days #9
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Only if she forgoes the irradiation scanner treatment, because I'm betting the scanners are designed to concentrate on the genitalia and ass (probably a focal point on the monitor). Who knows what dastardly devices female travelers have stuffed up there?! Better be extra sure and hit them with another dose of gamma radiation, and then put them through the finger bang/pat down because they might be wearing some sort of lead tube to foil the machines and hide their sex toy vagina balls (someone's probably already making this into a new fetish site... ).

The TSA has done plenty of stupid things regarding security and privacy, I'm sure they've already crossed the line with these scanners and pat downs.

If you're really concerned there's a company who sells privacy protecting underwear (I wish I was joking) for your adventures at the airport, sort of like chastity belts for the atomic age.


Funny stuff, turbo. I'm predicting you and the other regulars are gonna make 2011 a banner year for Porn Users.

12-29-10  11:29pm - 5106 days #64
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Originally Posted by mistresskent:


I'd miss you young man. xx


ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD...it flat don't get any better than this!
To settle my wary ol' sights on such a generous compliment as here-now, and in her PU Award acceptance speech, leaves this old codger with a soaring and rare exaltation nearly unmatched by anything I've experienced here at Pornusers'. (or wherever befitting this great genre).

This, from a great and stunning lady who does for porn what, in my mind, fosters thoughts of what Thomas Edison did with a carbonized bamboo filament.

12-29-10  10:05pm - 5106 days #10
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You've pushed the right button, nadiencendia.
If you're mind to, jus' ferret back through past reviews and check out mine, on the site (Hypnogirls).
If it wasn't such an insult to me having this pseudo-mind-controller apparantly thinkin' I'm so naive as to think he's convincing me his powers are authentic, then I'd have more to say about his site than the utter fact it simply stinks.
his ego inspired hypnotist act is so piss-poor that my guess is acting school would even lock him out.

Why am I so caustic? Because being among the many others who laid down good money for bad crap, its left me with a timberjack size axe to grind.

12-28-10  03:43pm - 5108 days #4
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Haven't a clue, Gomez....but you know, the chick could be practicing that ball-burying routine for those times she has to fool Customs or getting through that pesky Airport pat-down when she'transporting some less-than-legal countraband. `
There's also the ol' standby, google and Utube... you might be surprised what you'll find there.

Echoing the sentiments of the admiral, .Welcome aboard the PU train. You're at the right place for getting porn related help. I'm sure there's somebody around even who'll do the ball trick for you if all else fails.

12-27-10  04:35pm - 5109 days #57
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Originally Posted by messmer:


My apologies to this group and especially to Wittyguy for over-reacting to some of his remarks re. the Annual Awards.
No excuse, except for my naturally thin skin.

Season's Greetings to all and "Peace On Earth To Men Of Good Will!"


Welcome back, Big Guy. Hand's-down, this news is the best Xmas present I've gotten this season.

12-25-10  02:19pm - 5111 days #7
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We're having a Xmas party, sure wish all you could join us.
No sooner had things got started that people begin "FEELING MERRY" ..... so Merry (Mary) got up and left.
Then everybody "jumped for Joy", ...she got mad and left to.

12-24-10  09:25pm - 5112 days #12
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Well, let's see if I can help with these.

For #3, I don't recall any instructions being posted.

For #2, try this ...

At https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_rules.html
... you'll find the rules for avatar graphics. It'll tell you the required size as well as what we do and don't allow. Once you have a graphic that meets the criteria (and you know where it is on your computer), do the following:

- From the User menu (at the top of the page) select "Edit Profile"

- On the profile page, locate the section labeled "Avatar" (about half way down the page).

- Press the "Browse" button and locate/select the graphic (on your computer)

- Press the "Save" button on the bottom of the profile page.

That should do it.

Your graphic will be pending for staff to approve but I think it shows up right away. If it doesn't show immediately, don't sweat it, perhaps it has to be approved by staff first ... I really can't recall.

As far as #5, I never disable email boxes/addresses. A fact that earns me a ton of spam but hey, that goes with the territory.

Hope that helps.


Help? Indeed it does. And thanks. But You know me by now, Chief! At my age, with brain cells fleeing en masse ... I have to be spoon-fed anything if'n its going to stick.

The email thing? I trust you took that as the rub for which it was intended ...which I'm certain you did.

For the unenlightened, though, Khan does indeed answer his mail, (yea) each and every one.....with nary a complaint.

The poke was intended at myself, who has by now burned a path to his in-mail wider than the bibical version of the sea's parting.

Thanks again, Chief, for going the extra mile including and simplifying the instructions here.

12-24-10  06:34pm - 5112 days #10
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resolutions

1) Try harder to restrain from makin' a too hasty judgment before posting in the forum.

2) admit ignorance and ask for help with stuff I don't know how to do ...like insert an avatar.

3) Not gettin' mad when told the instructions are clearly recorded at PU on how to insert an avatar.

4) Try hard to better classify a valid judgment of what rates a trip to Khan's mail box.

5) Try and make myself believe Khan when tells me he's actually disabled his mailbox.

6) Try Not take it too hard when a fellow member tells me I'm "full-of-it."...I mean, the truth hurts, Dude.

7) Not curse my inflated doll of Aria Giovanni when she's "not in the mood"......or for an "inflated ego."

8 Not to continue nagging my inflated doll of Aria for complaints that I don't give her what she needs....like new batteries.

9) Stop complaining to the pharmaceuticals who makes Viagra that I'm not having four hour erections.

10) Stop complaining to Pharmaceuticals that Viagra isn't giving me any erection at all.
Edited on Dec 24, 2010, 06:47pm

12-24-10  04:26pm - 5112 days #2
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Originally Posted by Khan:


On behalf of myself and all the staff here at PU/TBP, I'd like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, Wonderful Solstice (already past), Happy Hanukkah and any other holidays you may be celebrating this time of year.

Warmest holiday wishes to you and yours.


The same to you, Chief...and to all PU's happy Elves, whose efforts have propelled and kept this site at the vanguard of its kind.
In the spirit of this grand holiday, and the approach of 2010's demise, let me reiterate my sentiment that membership here has been one of my greatest pleasures, and being a part of this outstanding group is a one-of-a-kind treasure.


12-23-10  04:32pm - 5113 days #14
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


You mean like :


You are are my breast friend.

Telling a girl who came in from the rain ans asking her if she is wet? And then not turning read

LOL


This one's been around, but its worth repeating:

"if I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

12-23-10  12:44pm - 5113 days #52
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


I think so far just Messmer and Cybertoad have disabled their accounts, and only Messmer in relation to the 2010 Awards thread (at least that's that seems to be everyone's assumption). Cybertoad has just been pretty inactive over the last few months--pretty much the whole year, in fact--so he might just be taking a holiday or something.

I hope both of them will be back in the new year (sooner rather than later) or within the next few days, because they are missed.


What about me, Turbo? Ya think I'd be missed?
I suppose the added smiley cartoon speaks for that

12-23-10  02:57am - 5113 days #50
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First off....I don't know where people are getting the idea I've disabled my account. That isn't true, and certainly, so far, It's not my intentions to do so.

Secondly, I have absolutely no malice whatsoever toward witty guy... I think that speaks for itself for all the praise I've directed to his talents.


I was sincerely hoping this issue wouldn't grow into something our Administrator ultimately would be involved in. As important as this annual award is to him, and the forum itself, administrative protocol seems unfair wasting his time having to wade into this mire.

If the following appears to come across as a contradiction on my part, then so be it: But, The truth is, (and I can't stress this too emphatically) I have nothing against the awards, and, in fact, was just as excited as all the other PU award fans about it's appearance...AND YES, particularly hopeful of being recognized in the awards. And I'll argue 'till the cows come home that I'm just as thick-skinned as the next fellow, but there ARE conventional limits when it comes to socially roasting somebody. And in my mind, Witty, in perhaps an over-zealous concern to put more zing into this year's project, inadvertently kept the fire too close to the feet of those who protested.

In retrospect, I wish I'd have yielded to my better judgment and kept my thoughts on this matter to myself. Had I known buckin' this guy would'a opened a Pandora's box of this magnitude, that time would'a been better spent fixated on flicks somewhere watchin' ladies get naked.

I'd like for this thing to just go away....more-so for the effect this might be having on WittyGuy. He doesn't need this baggage to follow him into the next years awards preparation.

I wish there was a time-capsule into which I could zoom back in time.. wherein I'd get another shot at addressing this problem... I can assure you hind-sight winds would've directed my sails on a different course, and Witty would've gone on to reap his due reward, unfettered with complete freedom to bask in his accomplishment.
Although this won't dissolve the effects of the hits I took this year from Witty's awesome arsenal, the man's got a job to do...and who am I to argue, out of all the thousands of PU's members marching to PU's drummer, that I'm the only one in step.
I hope from this some good may have evolved...and I personally wish for him next years' performance to eclipses any and all he's ever done.

(edited for addition))

Having just read Witty's recent post (quote):
"If it's of any consolation, Messmer and Graymane are exempt from any future awards if they hadn't guessed that already."
I guess that's PU's equivelent of being permanently grounded, huh? Edited on Dec 23, 2010, 12:30pm

12-21-10  09:26pm - 5115 days #39
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


That's a handy locution, isn't it, that "you haven't said anything." Five words that really mean, "I refuse to listen."


My God! What kind of Kangaroo court is in session here?
For the sake of amusment, I get verbally flayed by the ruling rooster of what I'm beginning to believe is a pecking order of his idolatries coming out of the woodwork to pile-up on me because I choose not to "laugh at myself."
Having, in fact, gone so far as to imply that I wasn't amused. What next, guys? Publicly shackled in pillory and stocks and smitten by onlookers?

12-21-10  04:13pm - 5115 days #37
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


No, it won't help this time, but maybe you can take some advice from someone who's been active for years on several forums and in chatrooms.

This is the Internet, so the personage you speak of can only come from the words you've put online. If you're comfortable enough to tell us things like you put beastiality on the same level as human anal intercourse, I don't understand how you could be so offended when someone takes notice of it and turns it into a bit of satire.



If you feel that people don't know you well enough to react to things you say, I would recommend following my lead. I've found it best not to start, or get into, discussions that divulge - or could even be construed as divulging - anything of a deeply personal nature. For example, I make it a point of not responding to polls or threads that get into what I consider deeply personal issues - like your recent poll question regarding "morning wood". I just feel that anything about sexual preferences or idiosyncrasies, beyond things like, "I'm a breast man" or, "I like long hair", shouldn't be made public. Call it self-censorship, if you will. Just as though this were the real world and we were all sitting together somewhere, what you say and do will get a reaction - and it's not always what you'd expect.


That's a lotta talk, RB....but you haven't said anything.

I fail to see what any of that has to do with my beef with Witty.

12-21-10  01:58am - 5115 days #35
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


To partially answer Graymane's issue, yeah the awards sometimes get a little harsh but the way I see it, it's done the way I think award shows should be done in real life. No longstanding offense is meant to anyone. In retrospect, I can see Graymane's and Messmer's points that perhaps a few comments were too much over the top.
The original idea behind even doing these faux awards was just to get people to laugh at themselves acquaintance. Would I be this harsh to people in real life? "Yes", if I thought they could handle it or if they knew me well enough.



If one weighs the merits of Witty Guy’s finished product, penned single-handedly for his and the entertainment of fellow PU members, proving, unarguably, the overwhelming consensus among PU’s community of its enthusiastic acceptance ... then one has to conclude this piece of journalistic genius is a genuine PU fixture. People love it. I love it ... but not for the reasons seemingly conveyed in the basic Award’s theme.
I don’t know how to explain it, but it has something to do with the art of laughing at oneself, having their ideals and contributions (under the cloak of banter) twisted and turned around to bite them in the ass.
However, I hasten add that these yearly diversions do indeed excite and stir expectations. Witty’s pre-ceremony build-up turns up the heat and maintains awareness right on up until the award’s day of reckoning.
With many, these awards generate a burn to win; just having their name mentioned gets their motor running; and I believe also it accelerates a lot of interest and love for this site.

I applaud Witty for all his hard work and ingenuity putting this extraordinary project together. I think I speak for all when I say Witty’s attendance to this forum makes it a much greater environment to be a part of. Most anything he writes is riveting, and I usually come away having benefited from what he has to say.

But on this issue of my backlash to Witty’s eloquent but scathing assessment that went along with my “award” I’ll just sum it up by echoing his sentiment (in Witty’s own words): “Would I be this harsh to people in real life? "Yes", if I thought they could handle it or if they knew me well enough.
I guess that’s my problem, Witty, I can’t handle it and I don’t know you well enough.

12-20-10  04:46pm - 5116 days #32
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Oh - and to anyone truly offended by Witty's end of the year wrap up, Maybe I would recommend some sort of therapy talk to your doctor and mention Xanax.



Doctor? Xanax? Been there, done that, RB.
Might give therapy a try, though.
Got any other ideas that'll help cure me from this awful stigma of being "offended" when my personage is being dragged through the mud.

12-19-10  05:18pm - 5117 days #28
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Wow fascinating read , I actually had to pause masturbating to read this. Of course was allot to read so thank goodness there is Viagra

Congrats to all .


Not to worry, Cybertoad. One can f..k oneself anytime, but you only get f..ked over once, if at all, by this apparent prestigious PU award.

BTW...what happened to the lovely avatar you were using?
And could you tell me more about her? She is reeeally easy on the eyes.

12-19-10  12:38am - 5117 days #4
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


I guess I am nobody...I was all but left out this year. A small mention but that is about it!

Truth be told, since I moved and got internet 5 times faster than before I have had less time for PU. Getting a job may have had a small effect as well. I have been around but hit a wall when it comes to contributes. There s always next election, I mean year. Until then I will try to inject some worthy badandyisms into the forum.


I suppose around here they call it an honor to get on the award hit list.....I see it more as masochism.

12-18-10  01:49pm - 5118 days #9
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Here's a tip:
If you're ever invited to speak to a group on any subject that touches on Porn, be careful not to begin with the popular introduction "It gives me great pleasure...."

12-17-10  10:17pm - 5118 days #24
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Originally Posted by mistresskent:


I've been looking into the "amateur" niche recently, as a hobby producer.. nothing mega, but for the future.. I love upskirts with "ordinary" girls.

So maybe one day I CAN provide something you guys might like lol.

I have a regular blog... and I'm planning to have a network also, what do you guys consider "Good Extras"??

You are all brilliant BTW x


I can't comment on the technical stuff, MistressKent, but , for what its worth, I can throw in some general tips, as well as some words of encouragement and surely some deserving compliments?
From where I stand, I see a lady with a determined fixtation on going forward with her enterprise and not having to step back.

1) My gut-feeling about taking on other nitchs (diversifying)is that I feel its a good idea, and I applaude you for initiative, but one needs to guard against being over-confident and moving too fast. I've found being really ready, and, more importantly, financally secure taking on a project to better work for me.
2) Brilliant? I wouldn't go so far as to put all PU helpers on that higher scale. Genuinely desiring to be helpful better fits. But you need to give some credit where its due, and that would be directly to yourself.... after all, you're the one who owns and runs a successful porn site.
3) lastly, you've been smart to stay close to, and be abreast of, the importance of the goings-on at our site.
You've gained an army of admires and willing supporters here at PU ... not to mention the great pleasure of having your memorable visits and input.

12-17-10  08:24pm - 5119 days #15
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This is my first time in the short period I've been a member to be recognized by this event. However, Being somewhat of a newbe and getting bashed in this my first Forum award, well, I'm left with mixed feeling about considering it an (honor).

On the one hand, you have to recognize the enormance intelligence of this guy having assembled such a project.
On the other, I fail to see how getting sliced-an-diced by a fellow member under the guise of achievement is suppose to provide some kind of amusement. Edited on Dec 19, 2010, 04:42pm

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At least thats how one might feel after the Witty Guy works you over in his annual Forums Awards. After you can relocate your dignity, you have to run it down to get it back. Edited on Dec 19, 2010, 12:19am

12-17-10  03:12am - 5119 days #46
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Originally Posted by mistresskent:


Ok... now thats just nasty lol


And you are so right, Oh Master Mistress...

And we both know what this means. This means Graymane has been a naughty boy. And what do naughty boys get for being naughty? But of course, THEY GET SPANKINGS!
And because I've offended the Royal Highness of Kent personaly, and because she holds dominance and great power, that makes my foul deed even far more serious. meaning, of course, I get extra whacks.
I shall take my punishment, Oh Mistress, without complaint. My bare, miserable fanny awaits thou whacker of choice.

12-16-10  11:16pm - 5119 days #2
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All I can say, jBerry, is do some research backtracking our threads and posts... and you'll find that you're NOT ALONE. For rants, sir, you're at the right place.
Speaking of the right place......we're glad to have you on board, and look forward to your future thoughts.

12-15-10  03:35am - 5121 days #5
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Our News Anchors are always asking us if they can come into our Living rooms..They also keep telling me they'll deliver the news just the way I want it...
you 'spose these gals would promote their Newscasting by doing likewise?

12-13-10  02:44pm - 5123 days #44
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I'm thinkin' a more positive approach would be to seal a fireman's hose into the anus orfices and turn on the pressure for at least 5 minutes.

12-13-10  02:14pm - 5123 days #16
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Originally Posted by slutty:


Just curious graymane, what was the average age of this crowd? I asked several of my friends (male and female) and every single one had heard of titty fucking, and most had tried it - the enjoyment level was a bit variable however.

Perhaps my friends are just sexual deviants, but they seem normal to me!


I didn't say, nor would I imply your friends are "deviants." Heck, if the cleavage titty-booping brings only half the pleasure the porner's are pretending it does, I then might attempt getting' into the action myself (assuming, of course, I could find a pair of hooters big enough to do the job)

The ages vared amoungst the few I asked, but the majority were over fifty.
Again, I don't think I indicated "they" never heard of couples gettin' it on, with his boner doing a "two-step" between a woman's mammaries, but I did get the impression they thought it was comically unconventional. Edited on Dec 13, 2010, 02:18pm

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This is always an interesting and welcome topic, even if it has been touched on a few times in this forum. I believe I was the last one (this year) who entered a thread.
It's too bad, I think, that these masturbator enhancers hasn't gained more popularity...they work, believe me. I know because I found and experimented with a sort of vacuum device my father must've used during his last years.
It produces instant erections ...and the sensations are unbelievable. ....but, as I discovered, so was the price.

I called the company that made it, and wasn't surprised the machine I had was out of date...replaced supposedly by a much better one.
There was good and bad news... Too expensive, was the bad news...... but the good news was Medicare jumped in on the price.... With one's doctor's authorization and support, of course.
Until the commerical marketers and other distributors relaxs its greed and concentrate more on quality assessment and getting this product off the ground and into the hands of more users, (literary) then both we shoppers and the producers of male-sexual- enhancements are gonna be the losers.

12-11-10  06:56am - 5125 days #13
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Okay, I did my own survey amongst a varied group of people.
Most, like me, were basically your generic varety, everyday sorts who aren't known to deviate from societal norms.
The single question I asked: Do you, or have you, or do you anytime in this lifetime intend to, engage in the practice of "boobie fuckin'?"
Most of the answers were: "Huh"?

I then explained the procedure in it's entirety... after which their asnswer was: "Huh?

I came away from each interview a little wiser.
Among other things, I discovered how fast and accurately women can throw anything they get their hands on, as well as being reacquainted with what I thought was old out-dated obcenities.

So much for the popularity of Boobie fu..king.

12-10-10  10:04am - 5126 days #5
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Give us more/longer full body views - at least if you want to keep getting the money from a lot of users....



I think you already know where I stand on this matter.
I've unloaded on this forum too many times my notions about this same aggravation.
It's an undiscipline scene nuisance, which apparently needs some supervising heavyweights to levy some heavy footing on the toes of those morons oblivivous to caring about what we think.

12-10-10  01:59am - 5126 days #12
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Ya' see?....you guys are making more and more sense as the posts roll in.
Posting this thread, as evidenced by my opening statement, I thought this strange titty-sex was simply dumb, and only done in porn; A new idea perhaps to keep the fires stoked, with the interest of bringing in more bucks.
With all due respect, however, to those here who're supporting and like these titty-quickies, I wanna thank you for opening my eyes to a more positive side.

With humble apologies, however, That doesn't alter my entrenched, personal notions about the fact I still think it's dumb. Edited on Dec 10, 2010, 02:04am

12-09-10  10:00pm - 5126 days #9
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Two people whose opinions I respect! I stand corrected!


Appreciate you being in my corner on this one, messmer, but it looks so far like we're outnumbered...and as you concluded, they've given plausable explanations for finding this works for some.
It appears to me those who do this boob-frictioning with a willing partner, likely first experimented with it after seeing it on the web, and it just routinely caught on and becomes a part of love-making.
I'm still, however, left with dubious thoughts to any opinions supporting the practice this kind of thing provides any degree of sexual stimulus.

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That's gotta smart....Humping a pair of hand-compressed, dry tits, thrusting back and forth, acting as though he'd found sexual nirvana between two boobs. (Laughable)

Typical scenario:
The actor suddenly withdraws his erect penis from within the moist, soft folds of a warm vagina, or otherwise the `satin-smooth interior of a vacumed equipped mouth, so as to indulge himself into some good stuff; the ultimate pieces de resistance...
Ta-DA... "Lemme at it!" Can't wait gettin' into that lovey cleavage

So why are we subjected to this non-sense? Why indeed!

In conclusion...
This begs the question:
Is this part of yours, or anybody else's sexual activity you know whose into normalcy?
It goes without saying Viewing this action on video between man and woman does absolutely nothing for me; how about you?

Maybe if he'd spit on her boobs....eh, you think?

12-07-10  09:31pm - 5129 days #3
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This is especially a blow to me because he (Leslie) practically introduced me to porn. I've followed this man's film career from his earlist work in porn on up until his last days. I feel as though I grew up with the guy.
John has starred in countless adult movies, laid most, if not all, the top starlets who was in the business of porn acting. And it follows he was one of the few males doing porn whose acting talent peeked almost any mainstream actors you can name.
Losing these giants of Porn so prematurely (Jamie, Holmes, Leslie) is not only shocking but instills a deep sense of loss.
I don't know what rewards await these guys in the afterlife that they haven't already had in the flesh....'cause if there's a heaven on earth, Leslie, Gillis, and Holmes have already had their share of that.

12-06-10  12:26pm - 5130 days #5
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Have you thought of putting it into safe mode? I'd troll around there for a while and see if something comes up.
Also, Like panther said, going back to a restore point is a good idea. That's worked for me when nothing else would.

if the computer won't boot normally, you can oftentimes boot successfully through safe-mode.

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