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11-26-11  10:29am - 4775 days #5
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Originally Posted by Khan:


We've had good luck in helping others who've had problems getting the newsletter by having them manually whitelist the PU address that the newsletter is sent from.
newsletter [at] pornusers [dot] com

For help doing this, see:
https://www.pornusers.com/newsletter_whitelist.html



Hi Khan the thing is its just a normal ISP email I open in outlook express. I have Gmails but do not use webmail for PU.
I have read the white lists for help awhile ago,but they do not seem to apply to my type of account.
My ISP does not spam filter and leaves it up to me buy software or what ever. I do not use software to remove the spam so no idea where it goes Since 2007

11-26-11  08:17am - 4775 days #3
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Hi Ken any idea why I do not get a newsletter.

1. My email is verified.
2. There is no spam filter.
3. I get all other emails from PU.
4 I have tried searching my email programs for the
newsletter@pornusers.com address and it shows nothing.

I kinda gave up but thought Id ask one more time on this? Since 2007

11-26-11  08:08am - 4775 days #4
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Originally Posted by Random:


Well thanks for the Help anyway! I appreciate you giving it a shot! Hopefully someone else will get lucky, huh? I REALLY want to see that scene in a non-fucked up way


The quality is so bad I can not make it out very well. Since 2007

11-26-11  08:04am - 4775 days #27
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Oops, I forgot I deleted the newsletter containing the details because I didn't think I would qualify. Any chance of sending me another one, Ken ... if you're looking in!


I still do not get a newsletter and it is not in my spam either weird. In fact I get updates on everything but never get a newsletter, my profile is set right too, no biggy so I just gave up. Since 2007

11-26-11  08:03am - 4775 days #2
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Originally Posted by Denner:


A lot here were somewhat sad when the beautiful Black Angelica had her boob-job...for no reason....

But oh, oh, oh - does it never stop? - those still going on deals with altering a great/sweet model with plastic surgery?

Just saw the latest from Black Angelica - now she's had botox for her lips


Now thats just sad to see, what a hottie she used to be until plastic. Since 2007

11-25-11  08:34am - 4776 days #71
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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. 'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'

'What happened?' asks the doctor.

'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.'

'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?'

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again. Since 2007

11-25-11  08:11am - 4776 days #8
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A Thanksgiving Poem

He laid her on the table,
So white and clean and bare.

His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then he felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide -- he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.

He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,

...And then he stuffed the turkey. Since 2007

11-25-11  08:03am - 4776 days #17
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In a thread like this I feel old, I check out some on the newbie links and they are like 20+ years younger then me.
Id feel like the 40 year old guy who cruises by the highschools or something. The newbies are cute.
But by no means getting a rise out me.

I like them late mid-late 20's at a minimum.
So these barely 18 don't do it for me. Since 2007

11-24-11  10:12pm - 4776 days #5
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Happy Thanksgiving All Since 2007

11-23-11  11:37am - 4778 days #8
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Great choice. She was worth watching that show. There's been talk of remaking the show as a series or a movie.


Now that would be cool see that Since 2007

11-23-11  11:36am - 4778 days #2
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Always nice to get prizes ! Since 2007

11-23-11  11:35am - 4778 days #6
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Pat / Denner
very nice to know this information.
I knew it happened, but not how.

Now I do, see even being a member here for a few
years yea learn something.

COOL! Since 2007

11-23-11  07:13am - 4778 days #6
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Why were going Retro a tad
Caroline Munro in The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, I saw it on TV never in the theater. Since 2007

11-23-11  07:06am - 4778 days #2
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Hmm not something I usually follow, so not sure who is new for this year or last year Since 2007

11-22-11  07:45pm - 4778 days Original Post - #1
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Not thinking of pay channels like HBO / Showtime ETC.
And Looking Back what was the sexiest
thing you ever saw on TV ?

Id say the green-skinned Orion slave Marta on the original
Star-Trek had to be one of the most erotic and sexxy dances as well as character.

CT
Its on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgG5M6AN...ure=player_embedded#! Since 2007

11-22-11  07:26pm - 4779 days #44
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oooooh I forgot.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents Since 2007

11-22-11  07:25pm - 4779 days #43
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Also,
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and The Wild, Wild West my favorites.

The Jackie Gleason Show. Ozzie and Harriet, Leave it to Beaver, The Patty Duke and another favorite Hogan's Heroes.
I have always been a WW2 buff. Since 2007

11-21-11  08:13am - 4780 days #36
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I miss some of the 60's cult shows.

Batman
The Green Hornet
Dark Shadows
The Monkees

Some of those outfits the women wore
woo hoo. !

And some others,

MCCales Navy ( spelling ? )
F-Troop was hysterical

The Dick Van Dyke Show. Since 2007

11-19-11  11:50pm - 4781 days Original Post - #1
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Outside of the obvious ( that being the internet and websites) what do you think changed things to become porn?

Burlesque, Cave art, Playboy, this stuff goes back hundred and thousands of years. As a kids I recall seeing nudity on PBS and it was not porn, however some censors thought it was.

National geographic has been showing, every piece of the human body for 100 years.

So as I asked this question,I know something occurred somewhere at some point.
Was it cancan girls in the old west, Burlesque or blue movies?
Belly dancers are erotic and entice you to look at their body intensely, is that Erotic or pornographic? I mean if we saw a full dressed lady slide her hand down her pants would we think that was erotic or pornographic.
Obviously being nude does not make porn, nor does porn mean being sexual in nature. As pole(dressed)dancer and belly dancing are not porn.

I have said when asked, porn is in the eye of the beholder, just like the addiction to it also reflect ones view. Just like having a beer does not make you and alcoholic. Nor does
nudity, erotic or sexual make porn.

Websters says:
Definition of PORNOGRAPHY
1
: the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
2
: material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement


This is not true as explained there are many things sexual and erotic that are not pornographic.

You guys are all smart cookies this was my take, whats yours ? Since 2007

11-19-11  11:28pm - 4781 days #26
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Originally Posted by pat362:


That's true and maybe that's why they made the TV show Rawhide with Clint Eastwood a year later.


I am sure it had something to do with it. Since 2007

11-19-11  11:00am - 4782 days #38
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I would like to see the government concentrate on preventing current crime and not trying to make porn crime.
Since 2007

11-19-11  10:55am - 4782 days #24
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Bonanza.
Gunsmoke.
The Big valley.
Six Million Dollar man.
The Bionic Woman.
The Rifleman.
Mannix.


The Rifleman was about as close as you could get to
a Clint Eastwood western without Clint in it. Since 2007

11-18-11  07:44pm - 4782 days #16
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A few more from me,

Night Court
Night Gallery
Night Stalker
Outer Limits Since 2007

11-17-11  06:03pm - 4784 days Original Post - #1
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What TV shows, or series do you miss from when you were younger ?

I miss:

KungFu
My Favorite Martian
To Catch a Theif
Get Smart

To name a few.

Any movies or TV shows you just never see anymore.

CT Since 2007

11-17-11  05:39pm - 4784 days #69
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Hehe ! Since 2007

11-17-11  01:30pm - 4784 days #7
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Originally Posted by messmer:


HI CT, it's the remarks that offend me! I love black women, but not because they are black but because the overwhelming majority of them have natural breasts of a shape I adore!
Of course, if a white or asian woman has the same features then I don't make any distinctions.


I agree Since 2007

11-17-11  12:19pm - 4784 days #2
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I like women of color, but I am not a fan of guys in porn in general.
I do not download straight black on black videos, not because I am racist. Cause it does nothing for me. Now two ladies of color can do it.

I personally do not watch the video for the guys anyways so color is not really and issue. But when they show black porn, they tend to focus on the dudes dick, and well being I do not care much for dicks, I avoid these.
Guys with a healthy size doesn't bother me, but when I can not see a the women he's doing cause his dick is blocking out the sun, well not much fun for me.

I was raised in a very liberal setting in California, didn't even know what a race was until I got older and people kept pointing out they were This American and That American color.
I grew up to think we were just people.

If I do not like black porn, it doesn't mean I am racist it means I do not like black porn. If I do not like gay porn that doesn't make me a homophobe either, I just do not like gay porn. I like Lesbian porn and if I didn't would that make me a homophobe? I love solo single and Lez black women, so because I do not like sex scenes with male female would that make me Racist ?

Can't we all just get along ?

Since 2007 Edited on Nov 17, 2011, 12:22pm

11-17-11  12:08pm - 4784 days #25
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Sometimes the interviewer even forgets what he just asked a second ago.


Inside Interviewer head is going.

Pussy, booby's,Pussy, booby's,Pussy, booby's,Pussy, booby's,
AHHHHH, much touch self, must touch Pussy, & booby's,


I don't wonder when they repeat questions,.... I wonder how they can sit straight and even think with a woody ! Since 2007

11-16-11  04:44pm - 4785 days #729
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Since this was a grammar school appearance, I doubt the kids at this reading session, who were under the age of 12 years old, have had much knowledge of Sasha's porn career. None of the kids have probably ever seen any of her porn videos, for example.

Perhaps in some people's minds it makes a woman unfit to associate with decent people or children if that woman has had a career in porn. But so far, at least, it hasn't been made into any federal laws.



So let me get this straight, they allow ex-cons to get a job at schools. And ex-addicts too. They allow sex-offenders to to live 2 miles from a school because 1 mile is too close?

But because a lady or man that chose a career choice to be filmed having sex,lets keep that vermin away from our kids?

Ok this steams me, our great president Clinton had his pole raised in the oval office and made it public by lying, and we allow him to go to schools, and even other nations and represent us? And pay him millions to speak.

But a ex-porn star who was open and honest about her life,
never harmed anyone, and gave of her time and lets chastise her.
Since 2007

11-16-11  03:39pm - 4785 days #23
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Originally Posted by picdude:


Guess this shows how hard it is for sites, you don't like interviews, I on the other hand do like them, if they're done right. Though agree not every scene needs them theres a time and place.
I like interviews in gonzo type porn where theres no scenerio etc, interesting and helps get an idea of how dirty the girl is etc, shows a little of her personality, makes her more real.


I have to say I hate all interviews myself.

To be blunt, we pay for porn, not directors talking their asses off or somehow want us to get to know the actress.

To put in perspective, it is like going to a strip club and then having each stripper stand there all cute and sexy, and drone on and tell me about there day and dreams, or having the MC talking through while she removes her panties and grinds.

Not sure why site owners are oblivious to what porn is sometimes.
I think they chose a career to see naked chicks, but have no idea how it is for those of us that only see naked chicks 15-30 minutes of the actresses time they see.
We do not need to know her or here these directors go on and on. Live chat is a whole other deal where some chit chat is expected. But nothing like starting a nice flick and going damn another talk show.

Juts my views and opinions of course. Since 2007

11-16-11  03:30pm - 4785 days #65
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Originally Posted by Capn:


I take it subtlety doesn't enter into the equation at all then?

Cap'n.


Life's too short to be subtle!

As I get older the time I get an erection until the time I forgot I had one is getting more frequent.

Used to be I could get an erection watching national geographic. Now it takes watching a 12 women orgy with fuckmachines and 2 gallons of lube, using 16 vibrators
while standing on there heads and giving 12 guys blow jobs while listing to Metalica.

Welcome to the inside of my brain

Life's too short to be subtle what were we talking about > Since 2007

11-16-11  12:40pm - 4785 days #63
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Pick up lines that failed to get
Cybertoad laid.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.

Ever stuck a hot dog in a donut? Do you want to?

I want to be pooh so i can stick my nose in your honey.

Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter.

Girl, I would love to lick your belly button......from the inside!

Do you give head to stangers? No. Well let me intruduce myself.

Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.

I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!

Hey, I'm from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

Do you want to be like my speedo and hug my balls?

The trojans loved helen so much they jumped into a horse, i love u so much i wanna jump into a trojan.

Guy: my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact i can feel myself getting hard right now!

I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?


Just like a tootsie roll pop, I'd liked to find out how many licks it takes to get to your center.

( and for all you PU fans just for the holidays)
If you jingle my bells I can promise you a white Christmas.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Elvis over there?
Hi, i'm peter pants-less. wanna go to never-neverland?

What time do your legs open?

What's a slut like you doing in a high class place like this?

Hey, I've got something to show you! Stand back it takes more room! (As you reach for your zipper).

And the number one thing that I said that didn't get me laid
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays? Since 2007

11-16-11  12:30pm - 4785 days #62
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Originally Posted by Capn:


The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers ....... so I did....

she's 21 and her name's Lucy

Cap'n.


LOL funny Since 2007

11-16-11  09:39am - 4785 days #21
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Drooler, I think the crank on the side of the case might need to be turned a few times to start it.

Perhaps we can get a pc intervention and have PU members show up with a new PC and something called a DVD player .

Not picking on ya Drooler, I have had my share of pc's since the 70's going back to the sherman tanks the 8080 and ironically the ones they called 5150 how fitting was that lol. Back in my day you ran BBS and porn was black and white pixles. The first animated pc porn I saw was Ginger Lynn in a 8 second black and white 3" x 3" movie that was actually a ASII batch file that showed her masturbating. Was pretty good and fit on a 1.4 floppy LOL wow back in the day sorry flash back moment there guys. Since 2007

11-16-11  09:31am - 4785 days #19
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Originally Posted by Denner:


What do you say in the US...well spoken, that-a-boy ect.

I sincerely hope that site owners see what graymane has accomplished here.......A magnificent input for all PUs.

I cannot agree more.
Maybe it's the age/experience for us old timers, but this/these inputs from graymane: I hope they see, look, watch and learn - the site owners...



I second that, nicely said Graymane ! Since 2007

11-15-11  01:54pm - 4786 days #10
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Easy, put a official statues on the book making it a crime for guys or director to talk during the films.

Oh and I do not need a 5 minute interview with her to know what kinda fruit she likes while the director rambles on and we know he just wants her naked. Stop the chit chat and small talk alright already.

I give -2 or -3 on a review for any site I join where they do that constantly. Since 2007

11-14-11  12:25pm - 4787 days #2
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Brings a whole new meaning to " killer pussy ".

Ok I said it! Since 2007

11-13-11  05:58pm - 4788 days #19
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


It'll be seven years old in a couple of months. (I guess the itch is starting just a bit early.) But hey, I have my CDs to play on it, to get some tunes going for porno time and all ...


7 year?
Hmmmm I am more apt to think your controller burned out on the motherboard if its not a cable or a solder came lose as after 7 years that's along time. I have had older models like first and 2nd gen Pentiums that still run in my garage but by the 2000 era most were designed a life maybe 5 years unless self built. I have a 3 year old quad core which was top of the line Frankenstein back then now its not more then a porn paper weight lol.
I am guess just like myself age is the culprit more likely and just happened to be coincidental with QT install as the bios not seeing it is more likely a hardware issue. Since 2007

11-12-11  10:36am - 4789 days #13
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I have some good new and some bad news. Since 2007

11-12-11  10:35am - 4789 days #8
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Originally Posted by Khan:


If one remembers that "fan" is short for fanatic then it helps put things like this into perspective.


LOL I am sure anyone who has been stalked could attest to that LOL Since 2007

11-12-11  10:31am - 4789 days #15
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Today I finally checked the BIOS, and no, the drives don't show up, not in the devices list and not in the boot sequence.

Should I update the BIOS?

Thanks for your help!


Hi Drooler, hmm well that tells us something.
( by the way I was a software tech for 20 years
and have a degree in computer science just in case your wondered if I was steering you wrong LOL)

Ok there is good news and bad.

Your bios has nothing to do with windows, the fact quicktime seemed to have messed up your drive is not connected to this problem.
If your drive was there before upgrading wont change it.
There are two or three options at this.

1. you got a computer virus that effected your bios ( very rare)

2. A cable or something fell off the drive.

3. Your cd controller went bad .

You may already know this Drooler but when you boot the pc looks at the mother board and identifies everything hooked to it. Ram, keyboard, mouse video card and some even tell temperature too and of course drives. This is the first check point of hardware, if it doesn't read here it wont elsewhere unless its a USB drive.

I would try one thing if you are able to.
I would try pulling the battery on the mother board and replace it. Often times this can be the problem as in some bios setups it is not default to look for the cdrom.
so if the battery is low or bad it might lose memory upon reboot.

If you have not ever replaced a battery let me know and I can walk you through the safe way.

But first I would check cables two and from the power supply and drive and if there are extra ones in the pc try a different cable.
Sorry for the delay getting back. Since 2007

11-12-11  10:20am - 4789 days #18
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Does anyone really think that Organised Crime will stop selling marijuana? At best it will drop the price of the product. At worse it will start a drug war where legal stores will get firebombed. The guy selling pot on the street doesn't need to worry about insurance but the store selling legal pot does.


Hmmm when they legalized booze, there was no violence or recourse as the organized crimes syndicates stayed in business and so did mom and pops. People still knock over liquor stores today. I can not see the organized crime having enough resources to start taking out other weed sellers. Today there is a huge BLACK market in selling fakes by organized crimes syndicates, selling everything from Fake Nikes to Goochie, car stereos you name it. And yet the crime involved has not changed violence wise. I look at the same thing as if we made guns illegal, then who would have guns? The same bad people that always had them would. Nuclear weapons have been around for half a century, and yet the only people who can get to them are criminals.
We spend billions a year on keeping weed out of our country and been spending billions for over 50 years and there is no end and no dent. Just like booze they tried to prevent it, all it did was escalate violence and empower organized crimes syndicates .

Just my thoughts Since 2007

11-11-11  08:47am - 4790 days #12
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Originally Posted by Capn:


She wasn't crosseyed by any chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E

She's a poor man's rich girl & she'd do it for a song.

Cap'n.



No but they may have to start looking by the river. Since 2007

11-10-11  11:37pm - 4790 days #17
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Sounds very promising!

Cap'n.


Mary had freckles, I mean has freckles.
not to be confused by Marie McCray Since 2007

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Well, its the search for Mary, no ghost that I know of yet.
Appreciate the interest as day 6 approaches.

Well love to chat, but the cement is almost dry, now I can paint the room.

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11-10-11  11:30pm - 4790 days #5
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Whether you are pro military or not.
I think any American should feel proud of any other American who would lay down their life for their country.
I am not pro-war. But I am pro-veteran.
And I am honored to have so many people who do not know me,
but are willing to fight so I may have my TV and football
and twinkies. Why they pay for that at a huge price.
Know one has to agree or disagree with me, this is my relationship I have for these honorable men and women. Since 2007

11-10-11  11:24pm - 4790 days #12
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Very interesting map there Since 2007

11-10-11  09:31pm - 4790 days #5
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Very interesting video I was shocked a bit. Since 2007

11-10-11  09:30pm - 4790 days #10
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


An old man, around 85, is sitting on a park bench. He's crying his eyes out.

A younger man approaches, and says, "You're really distraught! What's the matter?"

The old man replies, "I've got a beautiful young woman at home. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me. I take my Viagra and we have the most wonderful sex. She's so sweet and caring. I just love her!"

The younger man, very surprised, says, "Well, it's sounds like you live a life most men only dream of, especially men of your age. So why all the tears?"

The elderly man resumes sobbing. In between a couple of gasps, he cries out, "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"


LOL Thats a good one Since 2007

11-10-11  10:43am - 4791 days #13
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:




Chico, California — detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.



Umm then who is going to impose the fine if a person breaks the law ?

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