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10-31-12  02:20pm - 4435 days #14
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Wow ... resurrecting 4 1/2 yr old threads. Someone must be a little bored today.




I did not want to revive anything to obsolete, but ya tad bored. Waiting for some papers to arrive to sign.
So I some how clicked back and went hmmm interesting.

A few years ago I went on a reviving kick, but tried to be picky today. I wanted to revive the first one was my goal but there was nothing I could find to jump start it. I have noticed when a person does revive old posts sometimes the OP will get an email and come back due to the notice they get.

It is fun to see people remark and renew old thoughts. Since 2007

10-31-12  11:57am - 4435 days #40
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One would do better to used a portable dvd player with usb port.
I read this post awhile ago and still just can not see the attraction to porta-porn. I mean even the best IPhone is less then one tenth a computer screen, and uses ten times the energy resources to show it. Talk about a battery killer. Since 2007

10-31-12  11:53am - 4435 days #16
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I have been using a program called Multicasa works well for sorting picassa's databases.
No problems so far with it over the last month. Since 2007

10-31-12  11:48am - 4435 days #6
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There are several programs that allow you to password protect a directory in windows 7.

You can also encrypt the files and folder with win7 pretty easy just depends on what you want to occur.

If invisibility is what you are looking for there are option to make virtual drives that can not be seen at boot and put your stuff in there.

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10-31-12  11:41am - 4435 days #12
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I liked the HD versions of

Whos Nailin Palin
and the batman parodies are pretty funny. Since 2007

10-31-12  11:37am - 4435 days #20
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Seems I asked this last year and no responses so here it is 11 months later try again ?

And updates or improvements on this use ?
seems in the last year allot has occured visa/mc wise
anyone find a new system for pre-paid? Since 2007

10-31-12  11:30am - 4435 days #925
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Originally Posted by Toadsith:


Not every Star Wars movie needs to be about saving the universe.



Yea we can leave that duty to our politicians Since 2007

10-31-12  08:50am - 4435 days #30
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Glad to know you're safe and well, graymane.

Any other PU members in Sandy's path doing OK?



Glad to hear as well my friend, and do hope others fared well. Since 2007

10-30-12  01:33pm - 4436 days #523
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Cybertoad, if you'd like you can send me an email with the URL and I'll be happy to take a look.


Hi Khan,
I emailed you the information, thanks. Since 2007

10-30-12  12:19pm - 4436 days #521
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I did a search and did not see ?
I did not find anything at PU on her was thinking of joining but unsure if they are part of a network or not?

UPDATE

I erased the url, I found their email was not valid I need to do more investigation before the request sorry. Since 2007 Edited on Oct 30, 2012, 12:27pm

10-30-12  10:17am - 4436 days #9
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I'll add my vote to both of yours. The only other type that I love are the puffy ones that Kandi barbour and Faye Reagan had/have. I do know that it's very common to see larger areolas once a woman has implants.


I guess that makes sense kinda like stretch marks of the breast. LOL oh great now everyone will image that huh? Since 2007

10-30-12  10:07am - 4436 days #19
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I was thinking about some of these questions if turned around?
And what would be an answer to those.

Seems that perhaps even plain old human curiosity, after all a coed romp in college does not make one gay anymore then then a guy having a dildo slid up his ass makes him gay.

People try allot of think, some arouse some repulse us, yet we try it all the same. Perhaps the sexual separation is not as far apart as many would like it to comfortably to be?

I mean two gals living together or two men living together are only separated in social view of being gay because of a commitment or sex its self. After all that is all that really separates a heterosexual relation is sex and commitment. Without those two there is no true connection so why then do people cross that line? Since 2007

10-30-12  09:57am - 4436 days #2
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A fitness instructor ooola la ! Since 2007

10-30-12  09:53am - 4436 days #22
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NP Denner,

Seems like a disaster can make or break the incumbent,
does well he is a hero, screws up relief and he looks like a bumbling fool.

I know we all would hate to think disasters are political but they are. Whether a present does a fly over or not really has no bearing on help, it is not like AirforceOne is going to land and the president will grab a shovel and begin laboring?

I am glad that the PU members are respectful of each others views and we tread lightly here as well.
I will say for good or not, the Presidential Candidates, will be on their best behavior right now, each making it seem like they love everyone and will do what ever it takes, in the days now of Twitter, Youtube and instant, I mean instant news
they can neither afford to look lazy in this election. Since 2007

10-30-12  08:29am - 4436 days #20
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Fellow PUs in the US: Will this disaster - "Sandy's trail of devastation" have an influence on the upcoming presidential election???
- or is the question out of line in the current situation?

Hope you all are well!!!


A president seeking to be re-elected or who wants to help maintain his party's control over the executive branch will try to be seen as a hands-on executive who dispenses aid to voters. Hence, when something bad happens in an election year�the Mississippi River floods, wildfires burn in the West�the president is quicker to declare a federal disaster than he would in a nonelection year. In 1996, President Clinton was so eager to feel his constituents' pain that he declared 75 disasters, more than twice the number he declared in 1995 and 70 percent more than he did in 1997.

Nor are the spikes evident in every election year: 2000, 1988, and 1968 were comparatively benign on the disaster front. "If you don't have many major things happening, it's hard for the president to invent them. In 1988, there were only 11 officially declared disasters. (Perhaps Reagan and Bush I felt the Dukakis challenge was so feeble that there was no need to act precipitously.) And while the general rise in the incidence of disasters may also seem politically suspect�a typical year in the 2000s saw about twice as many disasters as a typical year in the 1980s�there has been a distinct rise in development in marginal areas and in the value and concentration of property along coasts and rivers, in forested areas, and on fault lines. Twenty-five years ago, when trees burned in forests or when hurricanes smacked the coast of Florida, they were far less likely to cause massive property damage and threaten lives.

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10-29-12  03:14pm - 4437 days #7
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I'm casting my vote for small areolas surrounding stiff, pert nipples. Mmmmm... stiff, pert nipples...


Going to go with RA on this one for sure.
The topic per-say though of areolas?
Never really thought of it much but probably not a huge fan of huge areolas? Since 2007

10-29-12  01:26pm - 4437 days #3
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Originally Posted by SmutMan:


Hey guys just signed up and wanted to say hi.



Hey welcome to the forum, pull up a chair and some porn and stay awhile.

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10-28-12  03:48pm - 4438 days #20
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I see the story of O is on Netflix.
For order or instant!

The Story of O

In a strange, secluded chateau, a woman known only as O (Corinne Clery) is introduced to sadomasochism by her lover: He whips her, chains her and watches her make love to and inflict pain on others. In the process of "proving her love" for him, she gives up everything -- even agreeing to be branded -- to provide him with pleasure. French director Just Jaeckin (Emmanuelle) helmed this adaptation of Pauline Réage's best-selling erotic novel.

Cast:
Corinne Clery, Udo Kier, Anthony Steel, Jean Gaven, Christiane Minazzoli, Martine Kelly, Jean-Pierre Andréani, Gabriel Cattand Since 2007

10-28-12  03:43pm - 4438 days #3
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Originally Posted by proessif:


I really feel like a minority. I appreciate videos too, but nothing will ever take the place of pictures and how you can calmly notice all the details and let everything soak in. What about you guys?



I am not as been a fan as a few I am sure will answer but I have 154,562 adult picture Files, in 1,866 Folders.
This is modest to some.
In contrast I have ( guessing ) maybe 5000 adult video files.

I only use a few TB's compared to many of the members, my main reason is sorting I can never organize the videos well enough when I have too many.
I have some nice quality photos, where a set is 500mb pretty big file for just pictures.

But I am a fan, just more a video fan. Since 2007

10-28-12  03:37pm - 4438 days #2
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Why would lesbians put on strap-ons?

Why would a lesbian suck on a life-like rubber penis? , so why would they?

Why would a transsexual "girl" do an anal on a man? Does this not completely contradict what "she" professes to be.

Why would a woman find it arousing if a man uses the groove between her breasts as another thing to "make love to?" )

Why would a woman moan in ecstasy while rubbing her upper arms? (mostly seen in Eastern European models)

Why would a man or woman keep spitting on a vagina or anus if a bit ?

I have another dozen "why"s but that would be more in connection with my natural likes and dislikes .. and the answer to those would be: "Everyone's different, get used to it!"

But the ones I mentioned truly have me baffled!

Why????


My guesses would be:

1. I have seen strapons that are vibes with inserts that would make sense to me as would be felt by both.

2. Messmer I have no idea, it looks lame to me

3. I think possibly if they feel it then why not I guess ?

4. I again would not have an answer, It feels good to the man is all I can think of her way of pleasing him?

5. No idea

6. This one has had me wondering for awhile. Women become aroused and will become moist if turned on, it would stand to reason if they are insensitive to the guy then who would be drier then the Sahara I would guess.


Geees Messmer these are hard great thoughts though.

Since 2007

10-28-12  11:06am - 4438 days #7
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I live on the opposite end of the spectrum in the year us, not eastern south, but western north. I envy the coast line and weather there. But each year when these things role around I pray for those on the east and count my lucky stars I only worry about Tsunamis and heavy rain.

Hope all goes well for you on the eastern areas, keep us in touch how you are doing. I have a generator if you have a 4000 mile long extension cord ?

Levity helps a stressful situation I have always said.

Be well ! Since 2007

10-26-12  06:48am - 4440 days #4
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Originally Posted by Toadsith:


Interesting - I hadn't heard about this.

I really wish the whole Homeland Security agency would be abolished. In fact, I'd rather the whole "homeland" terminology be abolished - it makes America sound a bit like Nazi-Germany and their frequent usage of the term "fatherland" ([url=http://en.wikipedia.org


We keep a small arsenal here and at the Ranch, and I have not been real pleased with the tightening of laws that do not make a difference. Like Capn sure I believe that some monitoring needs to be done or we end up with nuts jobs with AK's in Theatures. But I have never been a big fan of being told what to do when it comes to my rights.
Oh well it is what it is. Since 2007

10-25-12  04:09pm - 4441 days Original Post - #1
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Executive Order For Homeland,

Earlier this year:
EXECUTIVE ORDER

- - - - - - -

ASSIGNMENT OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND
EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS COMMUNICATIONS FUNCTIONS

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(c) have access to all appropriate information related to the test, exercise, evaluation, and readiness of the capabilities of all existing and planned NS/EP communications systems, networks, and facilities to meet all executive branch NS/EP requirements.

Based on the above order above and new addiction to this order was heard in the radio today to propose homeland security to monitor to and to investigate possible threats on the internet, by passing due process or warrants.

I know we are all law abiding PUers, but we all have one thing in common and that is the internet. According to the news. They could is so many words pop in to your ISP and view your email if you are suspected of a activity this is not just of a threat to the USA, but a possible threat.
Some porn users like their anonymity and some do not. I found it disturbing that any thing I do or anywhere I go could be viewed by a third party. For me it is not that I am up to something it is that I should eb allowed privacy in my home. Just wondered what others thought? maybe I am over reacting but I have always liked the wild frontier that was the WORLD WIDE WEB. I feel like a western coming to the end. Timmy we can not ride our horses anymore cause therea buildin a freeways here.

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10-25-12  01:14pm - 4441 days #12
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


My goal for next month: $10,000, with at least half of that spent on hoochie.


Is that all Drooler, just 10k. I never thought of you as a conservative Since 2007

10-22-12  03:50pm - 4444 days #22
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Originally Posted by pat362:


^I foolishly threw all of mine away. You can imagine how pissed I am with myself since most of those movies are no longer available in any format.


I hear ya Pat, same here there ares some I just can not find ever again UGGG ! Since 2007

10-22-12  03:47pm - 4444 days #7
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Sorry, pal. I'm sticking to moon real estate.


I hear Aletta Ocean has some nice real estate out back Since 2007

10-22-12  08:51am - 4444 days #5
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I signed up for this before, but silly me my bank thought otherwise LOLOL Since 2007

10-18-12  05:46pm - 4447 days #94
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Hi, AussieBabes, welcome to this forum. I so hope you are wrong about eroticism's dying. I think that reason and facts are on your side but an old man can always dream, can't he?


If there is eroticism in today's porn it is often quickly taken over by over the top hardcore scene.
I have seen some awesome erotic scenes only to be spoiled by talking and hardcore added.
I would hope too it is not gone, but I seldom see it as it was intended to be. Just seems arousal of sexual feeling by means of suggestion is gone as it is with strippers. There are those but quickly jump into a hardcore pounding !
Perhaps we have seen the last of it ? Since 2007

10-18-12  09:09am - 4448 days #62
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Thank you for this link, RB....very helpful.
I knew, that my 500Gb drive did not have 500Gb, just 465Gb and my two 1TB have 931Gb...and one 300Gb has 279Gb and finally a 2Tb has 1,81Tb.....
Still......
And imagine that we in the future get a 10Tb - it'll "only" have 8,7Tb...or around that.

But that's life...and no big deal


It is the same with cars, it gets 35mpg but actual miles are like 30.
On the drives though one would think it would be 1.25 TB and then you get 1 tb drive not the other way around. Since 2007

10-17-12  09:37am - 4449 days #57
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You know Denner when they say they are a virgin I have found they are often 99.72% one also LOL. Since 2007

10-16-12  12:33pm - 4450 days #15
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Originally Posted by hodayathink:


For the most part, the sites are legal as long as they remove any infringing content within a reasonable amount of time after they've been notified that the content is infringing. Due to some parts of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) and specifically the Safe Harbor portion, a site isn't fully responsible for what its users upload to it. It was designed to protect sites like YouTube from being sued because users were posting illegal things, but it extends to porn tube sites as well.


Makes sense, is probably the same protection p2p use to keep from being shutdown, however some are I think P*****bay was closed last year or this year. I have had my material stolen before online pictures. Very hard to track it all down and then do anything about it if they hide their ownership etc, you spend allot going after what may be yours but small in the scheme. Appreciate the info HYT. Since 2007

10-16-12  11:07am - 4450 days #22
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Originally Posted by Khan:


You seem to be on a mission to add a one line reply to every thread.
Please don't keep doing that.

If you have something to add to a thread, great, we're happy to see it. BUT, if you're just going to tack on a semi-meaningless reply just for the sake of posting something, please don't bother.

Consider this me asking nicely.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.


I started to look and answer a thread and went huh?
And I thought I was on a roll last few days
Its raining here, so in-door sports preferred today. Since 2007

10-16-12  11:05am - 4450 days #7
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Originally Posted by Joseph20:


Good topic. I've a lot to say and reveal about the young sexy lady.


Such as ???? Since 2007

10-16-12  11:01am - 4450 days #15
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Watched a documentary recently where one of the talking heads said that men who put a lot of time and effort into their appearance are ultimately looking for the approval of other men, rather than just trying to attract partners.


I would tend to agree, I am not homophobic by any stretch of the imagination. And not to sound stereotypical but being born in San Fransisco probably had those perks too.
I digress, I think that from being around other non-straight men allot I had many Friends that were male and gay and I could care less. However some were attractive and you kinda know it. If I went anywhere with my friend I dressed up a tad as I wanted to look good even though two dudes were just hang-in out. And I think I wanted him to know I looked spiffy too. Not in a sexually attractive way, but attractive none the less. Back in the day I had that Miami Vice look going on in the city. ( sue me) . But I would tend to think most guys would agree that when with other guys you want to look good.

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10-16-12  10:53am - 4450 days #13
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Originally Posted by Spencer:


They finally let me out of my box today to talk to the world outside of a review. It's been interesting to see what questions pop up Thanks for posting the link. I'll try to check back in here as well in case anyone has anything to add!


Hi Spence, good reading was kinda cool to see the facilitators out and about. Way cool, and great dialog. Since 2007

10-16-12  10:52am - 4450 days #12
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Originally Posted by Spencer:



On a business side, they take away from me making money by offering up content for free (often illegally) that someone would normally have to pay for. So it's not just that they're annoying to use, they also hurt my personal bottom line.


I still wonder about the legality of these sites not to mention many are malware, and tracking havens.
I have seen , ummm scenes on one site then on a tube in worse quality. I am sure there is place for porn-tube.
But I do not see much separation from P2P and tubes as they do not seem legit to me. I had dabbled in tubes before but a few malware hits and poor quality and I ran away. Back to the safety of the PU forum Since 2007

10-16-12  10:48am - 4450 days #11
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:



But a few moans and groans at the finish is acceptable.



LOL not sure why but found that hysterical Since 2007

10-16-12  09:45am - 4450 days #12
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Originally Posted by gaypornolover:


Depends on the type of porn but generally yes I love it when they look into the camera. I am quite into exhibitionists and quite like them to acknowledge their audience.


I think on more solos I would probably agree for my tastes.
I guess that at times if the scenes does not give a hint nor is designed to be voyeuristic then it throws me off.
I was watching a sitcom the other day it is not an audience interactive show, but low and behold I have watched the show a few years and the guy made a point to talk to the camera, all designed to be funny but trough me off, I was like huh?

I think even in the debates last week when the VP here talked to the people in tv land. I was like Dude your in a debate what the hell you doing LOL. For him or not I found it off kilter. I do like the solo flirts it brings you into the scene. but if the scene was not having that by design is not something I like much. Since 2007

10-14-12  12:39pm - 4452 days #8
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Originally Posted by graymane:


In fewer words, I think biker's said it best, and I couldn't agree more. I support his point here intirely and enthusiastically.


I agree as well. I was watching these two extremely hot
young ladies last night. They are tender and a little rough
nice touches for a Lez scene, then in the middle of it the pose for the camera comes. Really ?
I was out of sysnc as it took clearly away from the inetended scene. Since 2007 Edited on Oct 16, 2012, 09:39am

10-14-12  09:53am - 4452 days #14
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Wow 50,000$ already awarded is impressive. I wasn't aware that it was already that high. All I can say is thank you to TBP/PU because I have been very lucky since the contest started. I have increased my dvd library by many movies.


I to am very thankful, I was able to PU some great items through Amazon. And if you buy items and combine for free shipping you get more bang for your buck. I try to never order anything at Amazon unless I get free shipping it is well worth it.

I can say myself having been winning off an of since the beginning. And in my own line of work I am somewhat of a logistics expert and can say that there is no pattern to winning or losing that I have ever seen, of course more tickets are given the more you are participating.

But I have won having done many reviews in a week and won with the bare minimum tickets. I have seen others win the same way. It seems it is like a lottery so to speak, certain amount of tickets changes odds and more tickets you have increase odds. But I can say I have not see ever any hint of favoritism. I think I have seen brand new people win right off the bat too. Since 2007

10-12-12  11:47am - 4454 days #3
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I guess like most things in porn. It's all a question of m mood at the time and the setup. It sometimes adds a lot to a scene and sometimes it detracts from another. I find that I'm more likely to enjoy these if the performer is able to project the desire that she loves to be watched and if the camera operator shoots her at the propre time and from the right angle. The last is rarely a problem but not every performer is able to do the first correctly.


Nicely said Pat,
and I would tend to agree, depends if its a fantasy mood or a voyeur type mood setting. Some times I just want to sit back and enjoy the scene like it is a movie just for fun and less sexual per-say.
I think for most it is going to depend on mood, kinda day you are having and hmmm how far your kink and boundries are that day. Since 2007

10-11-12  01:19pm - 4455 days #2
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Gmail did this to me as well before and for the newsletter.
What I did was setup a label and filter to put all PU related into a Label called ..... well PU.
It had the habit of tossing my stuff in the trash literally.

Great reminder to every GPL. Since 2007 Edited on Oct 11, 2012, 01:25pm

10-11-12  11:05am - 4455 days #102
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"


"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY! Since 2007

10-11-12  11:02am - 4455 days #101
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What women would do if they had a penis for a day?

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9...... Since 2007

10-11-12  11:01am - 4455 days #100
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day?

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Since 2007

10-09-12  06:47pm - 4456 days #43
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Originally Posted by slutty:


and how fast do we really need the porn to load? I've loaded 20+ GB HD videos off my older 5400 drive that I stuck in my media center and it never takes more than a second or two to load.


LOL,
As fast as possible

But seriously I think we can agree to disagree. I think the slower drives are only good as a back up solution, and really for regular use even porn it is not in my opinion the best choice.
Even watching video slow drives affect access times. If we add moderate video cards and slower ram well it could really bog down even porn watching. Refresh rates only work well when there is a balance. The limit all windows based pc have makes things easier if faster.

If I was running a Linux based OS, I would agree speed would not matter near as much. But M$ is chronically incapable of managing memory well.
They call they slow drives for a reason cause ummm they are slow. The fact that different ram speeds and video cards speeds increase performance and visuals. So is it with the storage with 90% of all bottle neck is born .


Good discussion though.
And as a avid porn user since the days of online porn's birth. I would have to close in I disagree that speed does not matter in the use of porn. I think it makes it more enjoyable and smoother. One think is disk access will increase as well on slower drives adding to heat as well. Since 2007

10-09-12  03:57pm - 4457 days #14
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Originally Posted by graymane:


OUCH !!!! whoa!

C'mon, CT...... I'm informed there's a bone in those things .... which I doubt would survive such an maneuver.
I guess that might account for those cockeyed (pun entended) dongs we rarely see hung on some guys.


Bone ??

Hmmm I know of a Boner, which I am sure you are not trying to put a handle on. I see however you are trying to point this in the right direction Graymane. And for that I think I could stand up and give you a mighty salute for your contribution to the thread.

Ok enough penis puns LOL Soory kinda hand to when you said bone. No I am not 5, you kinda have to ad that x 10 Since 2007

10-09-12  09:01am - 4457 days #10
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Does anybody out there know how or when to spot penile enlargments or other enhancements being used by a male porn performer?


How to spot a fake penis ?

If you can bend them 360 degree angle would be a start Since 2007

10-09-12  08:56am - 4457 days #7
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If one man stands alone in the middle of the room and screams, he is stared upon as a and insane person.
If A group of people stand in the middle of the room and scream they are considered revolutionary.
Cybertoad 2012.


Point is perception, not realization is how this political system work. A apple is red, unless they convince you it will now be purple. They will argue at some point we did not know the color was red. But now can say if should have been purple. And because they group says it is so, it is so.
Just like a man in a room screaming has no merit, but a group can say they are just in their actions even if both as insane.

Think about it CT. Since 2007

10-09-12  08:50am - 4457 days #41
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Originally Posted by slutty:


Sorry for joining this discussion late, CT, but just curious why the hate on 5400 RPM drives? They seem to be more durable, less heat, less noise, I sort of like them, particularly for any kind of media storage type PC/Tivo/HTPC, provided it isn't being used as the OS drive. Of course, I haven't seen many in the larger sizes.


I would agree that the slower ones run cooler and are in theory perhaps more reliable. Slower speed equal less friction etc. The problem is that software manufactures and gamers tend to push the envelope as it is. The difference in speed could add up to 30 second program start increase.
As well as .
I guess it depends on what a person is doing, if the person uses say MP3 files and small letters and email then a slower drive is ok. If a person is watching big file movies or hungry programs it will seem slower visually, and physically.

Now if a person can afford the 10,000 rpm drives that is the best as these are specifically made to endure heat.

I guess it all boils down two what a person will use it for.
I have a reasonably fast PC and drives but I use my PC and push its ability to the limits both on video and memory.

It is like watching porn on Win 98, XP or 7
All will do it but process codecs and memory usage is all done differently and in turn there can be substantial concerns and performance affects on older operating systems and slower drives. Since 2007

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