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LOL Cum Shots
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66.0
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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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Pros: |
* A website focused on funny facials
* Very cute girls
* Videos available for streaming in FLV and download in WMV HD, MPG HD, WMV and MPG. Also available; Video to Go DVD-CD, iPod, iPhone, PSP and Xbox.
* Galleries are archived in zip-files and are High Res. Also available are screencaps. Also zipped
* Date is mentioned with every update
* Gives access to the entire network
* Ability to save your favorites, on the website for easy access in the future.
* All exclusive content
* One of the few websites that uses a gigantic fake penis which shoots gallons of fake sperm
* Same girls as on the other websites in the network (this is also a con)
* A one-man bukkake fest! |
Cons: |
* Same girls as on the other websites in the network (this is also a pro)
* Acting is terrible, yet better than the other websites within the network. (except for CumshotSurprise.com obviously)
* They try to lure you onto other websites with links in the navigation menu. Also, on the entire network.
* The videos are actually from an older website, CumshotSurprise.com. But they just moved them to a new website.
* They use a fake penis and fake sperm
* Most of the "sperm" is being dodged and not swallowed
* Just like the rest of the network, every video is pretty much the same. Except for the funny reactions to a real surprise cumshot. These are indeed hilarious at times.
* The website is filled with advertisements which keep reloading the page.
* They advertise with the site as if it's new. The content is old, atleast a year.
* Haven't seen an update since February 8th, 2010. That's over 3 months of silence. |
Bottom Line: |
LOLcumshots.com is a website which focuses on funny, fake cum shots. The website was launched November 23rd, 2009.
PornPros might be most famous for their use of giant fake penises. In this case the giant schlong is yet again the main attraction. It spews gallons of fake sperm at the girls while they are having sex or playing with each other. Sometimes the girls aren't aware of the oncoming wave of white goo and this can make for a very funny "cum shot".
It's just too bad they haven't updated for well over 3 months now. But I think I know why...
All of the videos are actually older videos from the website CumshotSurprise.com. Obivously they took out the, in their opinion, funniest ones and put them up here. Together with new upload dates.
Now, the dates aren't really a lie as they have been uploaded at those dates to this website. But the videos are well over a year old! So anyone who has had a membership to PornPros in the last year might have already seen these on CumshotSurprise.com!
Sure, we all get what they're doing. Trying to create a new website without having to make new content. Trying to get more customers by offering more sites. But they are tricking the old customers into thinking they actually did make new content. And sure, it's easier to get the funniest ones now, but still... Make the people aware that this is old content and stop tricking people.
On to the rest of the site. Well, there's not much to tell really.
The website looks like any other PornPros website. Riddled with advertisements, repetitive videos, bad acting, bad writing, but with a well functioning search engine. When you open the website through the homepage, it opens in a new window, opening a dating website in the current window.
The galleries can be viewed online or downloaded as a zip-file and the videos can either be downloaded or streamed. It's all download manager friendly, which is a plus.
With only 12 videos to offer, I wouldn't recommend joining PornPros over this site. Especially if you've been a member since January, 2009 because none of the content is new and chances are you'll experience a déjā vu. But if you happen to want to subscribe because of other websites within the network, the videos are still sort of funny to watch.
But keep in mind that PornPros just proves again and again to be unethical. Creating sites such as these and not to forget the sheer amount of advertisements on a website you paid for. |
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05-18-10 08:13am
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Review
27
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Butt Cam
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66.0
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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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Pros: |
* Original niche and concept.
* Can't get any closer than this in the human body with a camera.
* More than 130 different videos.
* They give you a "double view" with some videos.
* Newer videos offer WMV 320x240 1200kbps, WMV 640x480 2400kbps, MPEG 640x480 2400kbps, QuickTime 640x480 2400kbps.
* Videos are available for downloading and streaming.
* Connected to a pretty big network. |
Cons: |
* Site design leaves some things to be desired.
* Only 22 models with picture galleries.
* No regular updates. Once every couple of months I'd say.
* It's gets really old really fast.
* Hard to find the videos from the main page.
* Only the newer videos offer higher quality formats.
* Older videos, which are most of them are pretty low quality.
* Older videos only have streaming option
* No dates with the updates. |
Bottom Line: |
ButtCam.com is a website that features videos of girls using dildos that have a built-in camera.
This is a very special kind of niche that is hard to find connected to a bigger network. Also it's very hardcore in my opinion and it's hard to get any closer to the human body with a camera than this. The camera goes into almost every orifice of the female body.
Sometimes they offer a "double view" which means that you see both angles at the same time, inside and out.
Although they have over 130 different videos, only the new videos are available in WMV320x240 1200kbps, WMV640x480 2400kbps, MPG 640x480 2400kbps, QuickTime 640x480 2400kbps. The older videos can't even be downloaded.
Galleries are only available for 22 models and they don't add anything to the site. They might as well delete them.
The site itself can be a drag to navigate through. It would be a great improvement if the model page and latest update page would be similar.
Updates are rare to this site. Every once in a while they upload a new video. Rare isn't really bad but infrequent is another thing. Rare and infrequent updates just doesn't make for a good up-to-date website.
All in all, the website offers a lot of videos which you can occasionally download.
Although the site features a rare niche that's no reason not to update on a regular basis. Luckily it's connected to a big network that has sites that do update.
But, if you've seen one video, you've seen them all. |
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06-08-07 01:40am
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Review
28
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Mofos Network
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62.0
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Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
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Pros: |
The Good:
- Downloads available, even for non-VIP members.
- Clear navigation. Everything is easily accessible, like everything else in the PornPortal network.
- Good quality streams with option to change bit rate.
- Video preview option, if you don't feel like watching the whole thing just yet.
- Links to galleries at video page and vice versa.
- Loads of content, if you have the right membership. |
Cons: |
The Bad:
- Annoying promotional offers all over the place.
- Buggy login system.
- Loads a little slow at times.
- Not clear what's included in your membership.
- Thumbnails can be deceiving
- Average content. Nothing special at all. |
Bottom Line: |
The Ugly:
I've been a member of the MOFOS Network for a few months, and was a member a while back as well.
I thought I'd give it another try after seeing a few nice galleries pop up on different sites and figured "what the heck, why not".
I wasn't impressed before and haven't been impressed by the site since.
Here's the breakdown of the above to explain why I haven't been impressed.
When you first enter the site it will ask you for your login details.
After that you are redirected to a promotional offer page, which you have to skip yourself. You can skip this next time you log in by checking a checkbox, however this rarely works. In my case it still redirects me to the promotional page often. A time would be a nice addition here to redirect you automatically. Especially on a tablet or phone.
Then you are greeted to the main page.
It has the same layout as the other sites connected to PornPortal, such as Twistys, Brazzerz, PlyaBoy Plus, RealityKings, etc.
The only problem I have with it is that the site kick me out half the time I load a new page.
Other than that, it's a well thought out layout and very clear to navigate. With a few caveats, of course.
Half of the links redirect you to other promotional offer pages and will try to sell you extras to your membership.
This, to me, make the site come off as very cheap and therefore the whole network, including all networks tied to the PornPortal.
To get the most of out your 30 bucks, you need to spend more and more. I calculated this one night and it quickly added up to $100+ per month to get everything I wanted from the network. I forgot to save the calculation, if I have time I'll do that again later and add it somewhere.
After swerving around all the banners and ad pages, we finally get to the content.
While the content of the network, or site, whatever you want to call it is not bad at all, the quality leaves a lot to be desired.
The videos and galleries are very uninspired and come off as incredibly bland. Of course that's also a matter of taste but I feel I've seen enough in my days to be able to tell when something is created to pander to the mass public or just out of lack of creativity. Unfortunately in this case, it's the latter.
The girls are average, cut but normal wannabe porn star girls with no interesting traits (with the occasional exception), the storylines are non-existent or a blatant rip off from other sites (and done poorly) and the camera work is mostly done in POV style with a bad focus on mostly the floor or weird long close ups of just breasts, butts or genitals, it just feels rushed and cheaply done.
Again, not bad if you're really into that kind of thing but it just could be a lot better.
It's a clear quantity over quality issue here.
The technical side of the site is fine but certainly not flawlessly and works like any other network connected to the PornPortal.
We already covered the login bugs so on to the videos and galleries.
The videos are easy to stream and offer a few options in quality, for those who prefer higher resolution or lower resolution.
The flavors are "low", 720P and 1080P. With the option to download. (Yes, even with a normal membership)
A nice addition is that you are also able to watch a trailer for every video, so you don't have to load the whole thing at once.
Below the video is a button to guide you to the accompanying gallery. Which, when clicked, loads up all thumbnails allowing you to choose what you'd like to see. This can be done as one page full of thumbnails or as thumbnails in a filmstrip manner, meaning it loads the first picture a little bigger and you can slide left and right as if it were a slideshow. Pretty nifty but nothing new.
Both pages also come with a tagging system, when you can click on a certain keyword to see other content of the same type.
Both pages also have a rating system with a thumbs up and thumbs down button.
Right now I'm looking at a video with 90 likes and 33000+ views. This show just how much people take advantage of the rating system. Next to the thumbs is a heart button to save the video and gallery to your favorites page.
Most of the annoyances and gripes I have with this network have been disclosed in the text above and you might wonder why I have been a member of the site for a few months. Fair question.
The reason is I keep forgetting to cancel the subscription, which I have done now. I might check back with them over time but for now I will go spend my money elsewhere.
All in all it's a decent site with average content. Girls are cute but mostly your average (not meaning natural looking) teenagers.
This could be a bad thing but also a good thing if your preference is average, run-of-the-mill porn. Which, in all honesty, can be nice too.
If you're thinking about signing up, install ad blockers and beware of promotional offers. They're lurking around each corner. |
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09-19-16 06:08am
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Review
29
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Bang Bros Worldwide
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60.0
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Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
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Pros: |
* Good solo videos.
* Attached to a good network.
* Gives you something to do while waiting for a download or something. |
Cons: |
* No updates after 2005.
* Video quality below par.
* Not as Worldwide as they advertise with.
* Gets really old really fast. |
Bottom Line: |
Bang Bros. Worldwide should not be seen as a stand alone website.
It should actually be seen as some fun extra content to the bigger sites that are attached to the Bang Bros. Network.
The videos are all solo videos, which means that the girls only do masturbation in the videos and actions that only involve themselves.
Don't expect much of the quality of the videos too.
There is not much to say about this website, except that it does not get updated and thereīs not much content.
They probably use this site like a couple of other sites they have that are tied to the network to advertise with. This way it seems like the network is twice as big as it really is.
Also itīs not really "worldwide", the girls MIGHT be from different countries but itīs just not that worldwide.
All in all, it's fun extra content to the network you can enjoy while waiting for a download or something but not a real website.
Itīs not a reason to join the Bang Bros. Network. |
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06-03-07 11:54am
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