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Blowjob Races
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60.0
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Was a member approx. 2 months prior to this review.
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| Pros: |
None |
| Cons: |
- The concept it turns out, isn't very exciting.
- VIDEOS ARE NO LONGER THAN 15 MINUTES
- WMV ONLY! |
| Bottom Line: |
I joined this site a couple months ago on the basis of the previews offered on their homepage and quickly discovered that I would've been better off just jerking off to the previews than to the content they offered inside.
The concept behind this site is simple, a girl gets on her knees in front of a hot young cock and she sets a time limit for herself in which she must suck him off to completion before the time runs out. Nice concept in theory, but the reality is that essentially we end up getting nothing but short ten to fifteen minute updates every week. Why? Because the dudes pop their loads in that short amount of time. But I must note that usually not within the constrained time limits set by the girls, because as it turns out, these girls think themselves better than Dyson vacuums and set themselves up for failure by promising to make the guys cum within ridiculously shorter deadlines.
So if you're strictly into fellatio, and not just any fellatio, but the kind typical of a craigslist hooker during your lunch break, then this is the site for you. It's that fast, and ultimately as dissatisfying as wasting fifty bucks for a twenty minute blowjob in the front seat of your car.
60/100 |
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01-14-07 11:25pm
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Devils Film
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95.0
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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- THEIR HOTTEST, LATEST RELEASES
- SIMPLE EASY ACCESSING PLATFORM
- GREAT SCENE CATEGORIZATION |
| Cons: |
- .WMV ONLY!
- DOWNLOADS ARE ON THE SLOWER SIDE
- MAJORITY OF FILES 300MB + |
| Bottom Line: |
This is one of the site's that I'm currently subscribed to and I love it. First of all I find their setup to be pretty ingenious. You can access scenes from their entire stock by whatever niche you might be horned up for at the time. And if you're familiar with Devils Films then you'll know that everything they do is as hard as hardcore can get.
Like I said, Devils Films put out some of the nastiest titles in porn today so in the dirt department you're bound to need some Lysol and spermicide after watching a clip. It's that nasty folks. One of my favorites is their "Cum In My Mouth I'll Spit It Back In Yours" line of videos, where as the title says, guys eat their own cum after cumming on their partner's faces. And I'm not going to lie, I really only joined because I'm a big fan of their "50 Guy Cream Pie" series and have in the past payed much more than the monthly membership for this site to buy single copies of these DVDs. Well to my surprise, that entire series is availble for download as are many other titles to chose from.
The quality of their clips are by far the bet I've come across for any adult site. And considering how I have an aversion to downloading and viewing WMV files, these really are the best out there. They are without the usual muddy resolutions and sluggish playbacks typical of WMV files, but brighter and crisper than any WMV file I've ever downloaded in the past. This is a definite triumph for the site. |
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01-14-07 10:50pm
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Review
3
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Spoiled Slut
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50.0
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Was a member approx. 2 months prior to this review.
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| Pros: |
- VERY LITTLE
(But a trial run affords you all of their scenes) |
| Cons: |
- SO MUCH, IF NOT EVERYTHING |
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First of all I'd like to preface this by saying that many times I find myself compelled to join a site because of ONE single previewed scene. This was the case with Spoiled Slut.
I ran across the write-up for this site on TBP and after checking a few free clips on their tour page, my dick and balls swelled for this one scene featuring a rather smokin' bitch with the most pert gamine little body. Naturally, I joined up for only 3 days because of this sole scene and I'm so glad I did because the rest of the episodes were complete rubbish.
First of all the scene I liked so much was essentially a thirty minute blowjob in an auto body shop. There was nary a glimpse of pussy! VERY MISLEADING OF THE PREVIEW!!! Other episodes ranged from barely tolerable to downright embarassing. The site is supposed to be the porn version of MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen, with so-called "Rich" bitches who have their way with the hired help. Well, most of the girls are gross and don't know how to perform and the rest are too ridiculous to be making porn. One episode where some ho' goes to get a check up at a clinic was pretty okay, but mostly because the guy who fucks her really tears her a brand new fuckhole! (I hope she was payed pennies).
Anyway, I can't really recommend this site to anyone, not even because you get access to everything on file with just the trial membership. It's among the worst of the worst. Poorly conceptualized and worsened by terrible technical execution. |
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01-12-07 09:33pm
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4
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Rodox
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75.0
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Was a member approx. 2 months prior to this review.
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| Pros: |
- FINE SELECTION OF RETRO 70'S SMUT |
| Cons: |
- TOO PRICEY! |
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I really loved my time on this site and would've probably stayed on longer if it were more afforable, but it's most assuredly not. For what you get, it's highway robbery. But I suspect they knew darn well that only a select few retro connoisseurs would make such an investment and set their price point as high as possible to get as much of a return on their output. I'm clearly one of those insatiable guilty ones, but I took everything I could in the month I was subscribed to the site, and I promptly left thereafter. It didn't seem to be growing at any perpetual rate so I couldn't justify playing the game of wait-and-see. Perhaps in a year or so I'll re-join and catch up on what they updated since my departure.
Like I stated, it's definitely for guys with an appreciation for the gone days when women were on the pill and a creampie wasn't yet a fetish, but the only way to successfully complete coitus. Not that there are a lot of internal shots on here, but do you get the sense that there was some very serious dick gravy being deposited into those rank hirsute cervices.
It's all photos too so don't expect any video or anything. But overall I liked the site a lot. It could obviously be bulked up so much more, especially with those hefty entrance fees, but if you're looking for a singular investment then it's worth the price if you raid their catalogue and abort promptly. That is of course, if you're into the carefree sexual proclivites from your folk's heyday.
75/10 |
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01-12-07 08:42pm
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Review
5
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Color Climax
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90.0
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Current Member for over 1 year (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- THE SMUTTIEST OF RETRO PORN |
| Cons: |
- QUITE A LOT OF UNATTRACTIVE DANES & SWEDES
- LUMPY BULGES GALORE!
- FUR PIE CENTRAL!
- INFREQUENTLY UPDATED |
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I've been subscribed to CC since before I was supposed to. It's really dirty stuff from the days of the 8mm stag reels.
Most of the features are from the early seventies, and showcase Nordic models doing things that would be considered taboo even today, so I can only imagine that back then it was a downright act of sadism on behalf of the producers.
I myself avoid watersport porn like I do girls on the rag, but because I'm a European 70's afficionado, I have to tolerate it here. And it's a part of almost every feature, too.
The girls are for the most part, ugly. Sorry, I'm not going to lie. None of them are on the level of say, an Uschi Digart so don't expect to see big-titted Swiss misses. Also the sex ranges from dull to terrible. The appeal for me here is the historical value of the CC brand. CC if you don't know were among the first major porn studios, covering everything from basic sex to barnyard beastialty, to something they'd probably not like to be remembered for, kiddie porn. That's right, CC built most of their company on exploiting very little girls in the very beginning of their run. Of course none of that is available on the site, but it's a part of their identity that will never be forgiven.
Like I said, if you like vintage flicks from the 70's, particularly those with greasy Europeans with incontinence problems, then this is the site for you. If this isn't your niche then I don't suggest that you peek here. |
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01-12-07 08:21pm
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Review
6
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Private.com
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100.0
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Current Member for over 1 year (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- PREMIERE EURO HARDCORE SEX
- Glamourous Girls & Boys
- Pro Ass-Stretching Anal Shoots (YEAH!)
- Print Magazine Archive Dating Back to the 1960'S
- Pierre Woodman, Period!
- Extensive DVD Release Archives
- The Finest Smut Photography Ever! |
| Cons: |
- NONE
- Not even the fact that D/L's are protected.
- Or that the magazine scans could be a little bigger. |
| Bottom Line: |
If I could give the masters at Private a thousand, I would, twice! This has been my homepage for the past four years. For what they give you, it's worth the annual membership!
I'm a devotee of all things Private, ever since I found my dad's stash of XXX magazines when I was eight. Their's is what would become the standard by which I've judged all pornography ever since. There is never anyone but perfect tens in all of their features. The guys and the girls! And the sex, boy, it's what all sex should look like. The girls really get into the poundings, and the fellas are fuckin' merciless. Huge faaat-ass dicks that get rammed into the tightest puckered booties that Europe has to offer!
I'm now going on my third annual subscription and I'll most likely remain a member for life. When you consider that a single published issue of their mags sell for $25 & up at adult bookstores, and the fact that you get access to all of their monthly editions on the site every month, I don't see how anyone could ever cancel their membership. Additionally, you can go as far back to their archived debut issue. So along with basic smut comes a veritable history lesson on the evolutionary culture of pornography: from the furry hippie 60's, the coked-up disco 70's, dyNASTY era 80's, gen x(XX) 90's, to the cyber age of the WiFi millennium.
Private is simply the best and one day I too hope that all my sons follow in my and my father's footsteps and get their rocks off with Private, too. |
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01-12-07 07:53pm
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Review
7
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The Taste of Brazilian Ass
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95.0
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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- The nastiest anal fucking money can buy. Period! |
| Cons: |
- There's only a dozen or so episodes updated |
| Bottom Line: |
I recommend this to all the fans of serious ass fucking. This is ass worship at it's finest. Big round Brazilian asses get the shit fucked out of them, literally! It's pretty great stuff. And all bareback, nary a rubber in sight. The girls range from smokin' and exotic to standard prostitute fare. The real performers here aren't the girls though, it's the dudes, and boy do they know how to lay down the pipe! They're more than cut out for the job too, they're nasty boys with big dicks that go from ass to mouth and right back into the ass just seamlessly. A couple of them seem to enjoy tasting their cocks of the mouths of these girls, too. You won't find hotter sex anywhere else, it's fast paced and pretty extreme. I'm definitely hooked!
I will say this though, you can very easily download most if not all of the stuff on this site with just a trial membership. And I discovered that some of the stuff on this site is also available on Brazil Booty Bangers, too. I'm not sure if it's a sister site but because the shit is so hot I don't really care about that. All I can say is that if the updates were more frequent, then I'd be awarding this site a perfect score of 100!!! |
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01-12-07 12:54pm
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8
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Ox Pass
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70.0
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Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- Hot Sobe hoez!!!
- The quality of their girls is superb
- Guys are pretty hot too
- Frequency of updates is impressive
- Hilarious and likable cast members
- Network access en masse
- Offers the most dedicated customer service I've EVER encountered |
| Cons: |
- VERY FEW ANAL SCENES
- SAFE BORING FUCKING
- FAR TOO MANY CONDOMS
- Trial membership only garners access to lame/dated files.
- More screenshots than digital photos
- Full episodes available only in WMV format |
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I like this site because of their brilliant production standards. TOP NOTCH! Very gonzo POV.
The girls are typically young and really fuckin' hot. They also play the naive-cum-dumb roles pat. Their male cast are also on a scale above average. Built and hung. And they update like crazy, there's honestly always something new to watch. And did I mention that it's fucking funny to boot? It's like gonzo reality for drunk immature frat boys. ACE!
The sex is just too damn vanilla for me, this is why I'm giving it a 70 because sex-wise it's at that mediocre level. It's like watching fumbling high school first timers going at it most of the time. But the big tits and shiny monster asses more than make up for that in my eyes (and in my shorts!). It's definitely more for "entertainment" than for getting off but it's an overall good product. If you enjoy diluted semi-hardcore Spice and Playboy TV type scenes, with highly adolescent locker room humor, then this will be right up your alley, but if you're into nasty hardcore fucking you best look elsewhere son!
70/100 |
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01-12-07 12:10pm
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