Parody Pass (0)
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Current Member for over 6 months (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
NOTE: I AM USING CAP LETTERS, BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ AND WRITE.
-I JOINED THROUGH A MEMBERSHIP IN NEW SENSATIONS, WHICH INCLUDES PARODY PASS AND 24 OTHER SITES IN THE NETWORK.
-WITH 25 SITES, YOU GET COVERAGE OF A WIDE VARIETY OF NICHES.
-MANY OF THE MODELS ARE ATTRACTIVE. MAINLY THEY ARE SLENDER TO MEDIUM WHITE MODELS IN LATE TEENS/EARLY 20'S, BUT YOU ALSO GET A SMATTERING OF OTHER TYPES AS WELL: HEAVY SET GIRLS, LATINAS, MILFS.
-THE SITE STRUCTURE IS EASY TO NAVIGATE:
-NICE-SIZED THUMBNAILS OF THE MODELS, WITH LINKS TO THEIR VIDEOS: THIS APPLIES TO THE PARODY PASS SITE AND THE NETWORK AS WELL.
-ADDS ON EVERY PAGE. NORMALLY THIS IS A NEGATIVE, BUT SOME OF THE AD PRICES ARE VERY LOW, AND WORTH CONSIDERING.
-UNLIMITED STREAMING AND DOWNLOADING. |
| Cons: |
-NON-SECURE LOGIN. PAGE REQUESTING LOGIN DETAILS (USERNAME AND PASSWORD) HAS A BROWSER POPUP THAT STATES THAT LOGIN DETAILS COULD BE HACKED (SINCE THE PAGE IN NOT HTTPS).
-THE FIRST JOIN PAGE (WHERE YOU SELECT A USERNAME AND PASSWORD) IS A NON-SECURE URL. SO, NOT ONLY DO YOU ENTER THE SITE WITH A NON-SECURE LOGIN AFTER YOU GET YOUR MEMBERSHIP, BUT IN APPLYING FOR YOUR MEMBERSHIP, YOU ARE GIVING YOUR LOGIN DETAILS ON A NON-SECURE PAGE.
-NO PU DISCOUNT. REGULAR PRICE IS $29.95/MONTH RECURRING.
-PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SALE.
-EPOCH IS A SECONDARY BILLER. I RECOMMEND TRYING TO SIGN UP THROUGH EPOCH, A TRUSTED NAME. |
| Bottom Line: |
THE NEW SENSATIONS OFFERS ADS WITH LOW PRICES FOR PORN MEMBERSHIPS.
NORMALLY, THIS IS A NEGATIVE, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MORE ADS WHEN YOU BROWSE A PORN SITE?
BUT SOME OF THE ADS ARE VERY CHEAP:
VIXEN $9.95. REALITY KINGS $9.95. TEAM SKEET $9.87. EVIL ANGEL $7.95. CLUB SEVENTEEN $5.95. SEX ART $7.95.
THIS IS THE LOWEST OFFER I'VE EVER SEEN FOR SEX ART (PART OF THE METART NETWORK).
I DON'T SEE METART LISTED IN THE SPECIAL OFFERS NOW, BUT IN THE PAST, I SAW A METART MEMBERSHIP LISTED FOR ABOUT $7.95/MONTH, WHICH IS THE LOWEST PRICE I'VE EVER SEEN FOR THAT SITE.
THE SEX ART OFFER IS FOR $7.95 FOR THE FIRST MONTH, REBILLING AT $19.99/MONTH.
NORMALLY, WHEN YOU SEE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR A LOW PRICE, AND YOU CLICK ON THE OFFER, INSTEAD OF BEING THE FIRST MONTH'S PRICE, IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE PRO-RATED PRICE OF A YEAR-LONG MEMBERSHIP:
FOR EXAMPLE, THEY ADVERTISE $8.95 MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP, BUT THEN YOU FIND IT'S ACTUALLY A $100/YEAR MEMBERSHIP.
AND FOR A SINGLE MONTH'S MEMBERSHIP, THE PRICE IS NORMALLY $29.95/MONTH, AND HIGHER STILL IF YOU SELECT THE ONE MONTH NON-RECURRING OPTION.
SO THE NEW SENSATIONS OFFERS ARE WORTH CONSIDERING.
THE STRUCTURE FOR THE SITE AND NETWORK MAKES IT EASY TO USE.
EACH PARODY HAS 4 DIFFERENT PRESENTATIONS:
ONE THUMBNAIL IS THE COMPLETE VERSION OF THE PARODY.
ONE THUMBNAIL IS THE BLOOPERS REEL.
ONE THUMBNAIL IS THE PARTY REEL, WHICH SEEMS TO BE A HARDCORE VERSION OF THE SEX SCENES.
ONE THUMBNAIL IS THE BEHIND THE SCENES REEL.
AND THE SITE OFFERS THESE CHOICES FOR EACH PORN PARODY.
YOU HAVE MULTIPLE CHOICES FOR STREAMING AND DOWNLOADING.
DOWNLOADING DOES NOT REQUIRE AN UPGRADED MEMBERSHIP, AS SOME SITES ARE STARTING TO DO.
TO STREAM A VIDEO, YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM DIFFERENT BIT RATES, 720p, 1080p.
TO DOWNLOAD A VIDEO, YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM DIFFERENT FORMATS (FLV, MP4, WINDOWS MEDIA), DIFFERENT BIT RATES, DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS (720p, 1080p).
VIDEOS STREAM SMOOTHLY.
I GOT GOOD DOWNLOAD SPEEDS ON DOWNLOADING.
NOTE: SOME PU MEMBERS HAVE MENTIONED DOWNLOADING SPEED PROBLEMS AT DIFFERENT SITES.
EXCEPT FOR A RECENT PROBLEM AT METART, WHICH LASTED A FEW DAYS, I NORMALLY GET OK TO GOOD STREAMING AND DOWNLOADING SPEEDS AT MY PORN PAYSITES.
THE RECENT METART SERVER PROBLEMS AFFECTED THE ENTIRE NETWORK, AND METART OFFERED A FREE EXTENSION TO ANY METART MEMBERSHIP TO COVER THE PROBLEM.
A QUOTE FROM THE METART NETWORK SITE:
Hi MetArt Network Members,
I know some of you have experienced issues while browsing our sites over the last several days. As you might have guessed, we are having network issues that we are working to resolve as fast as humanly possible. We know this is causing some of you frustration while trying to surf the sites and see the content. We would like to credit your subscription for any day(s) that you have experienced issues during this period. Please email support@metart.com with the subject line “Network Issue Credit” and tell us how many days you have experienced network issues over the past week. We will immediately extend your membership by that many days, no questions asked. We appreciate your patience and loyalty. Thank you for being the best members an adult entertainment site could ask for.
WHICH SEEMS LIKE A VERY GENEROUS OFFER.
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE A WAY TO ASK FOR A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP IN ONE OF THE SITES I DON'T BELONG TO, TO COMPENSATE ME FOR THE TROUBLES I HAD FOR LACK OF METART PORN.
ANY LAWYERS CARE TO COMMENT ON HOW I SHOULD WORK MY REQUEST?
(JOKE).
BACK TO THE REVIEW BOTTOM LINE:
THE PARODY PASS SITE FEATURES PORN PARODIES OF POPULAR MOVIES AND TV SHOWS.
THE PARODIES ARE PROFESSIONALLY SHOT: GOOD EDITING, SOUND CONTROL, ETC. THE ACTING IS GOOD (FOR A PORN VIDEO, CONSIDERING THAT THE PARODIES ARE MEANT TO BE COMEDIES, SO THE ACTING IS OVER-THE-TOP), GOOD SCRIPTS, LOTS OF SEX.
I COULDN'T ENJOY THESE VIDEOS PERSONALLY, I JUST WASN'T IN THE MOOD.
BUT FOR FANS OF THE MOVIES OR TV SHOWS (ANCHORMAN, 30 ROCK, SEX AND THE CITY, WHO'S THE BOSS, ETC.), THE PARODIES MIGHT HOLD SOME ENJOYMENT.
THE INCLUSION OF THE REST OF THE NEW SENSATIONS NETWORK, OF 25 SITES, MEANS YOU HAVE A WIDE CHOICE OF NICHES TO EXPLORE, AT LEAST SOME OF WHICH SHOULD APPEAL TO MOST PU MEMBERS.
I'M GIVING THE SITE A SCORE OF 85. THAT'S BECAUSE THE SITE COMES WITH NETWORK ACCESS.
IF THE SITE WERE SCORED AS A STAND-ALONE, BECAUSE THE NICHE IS MORE SPECIALIZED, I WOULD RATE IT LOWER.
BUT IN SPITE OF MY PERSONAL LACK OF APPRECIATION OF THE VIDEOS, THE VIDEOS ARE PROFESSIONALLY SHOT, AND SHOULD APPEAL TO PORN PARODY FANS. THE SCRIPTS ARE WELL WRITTEN (FOR A PORN PARODY).
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