Teen Mega World (0)
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Current Member for over 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- A large network of mostly teen sites.
- By my count there are 33 sites included.
- Pretty good update schedule, certainly could be better considering the number of sites. They average 3 updates per 4 days, across the network.
- Good download speeds (80% of my max).
- Nice, clean network hub which is something I think I took points off for in 2011.
- No cluttering ads, there are 3 at the bottom of the pages.
- Mostly really cute and pretty models but there's not a big variety from model to model.
- Excellent navigation and even says 24/7 support.
- Because of the nature of the content (teens, younger, slimmer) you won't see a lot of implants.
- Some of my favorite models on the network have double digit amounts of content.
- It does a good job of covering the majority of porn niches.
- Very good technical quality throughout from video quality to photo quality. |
| Cons: |
- It's always a good thing when I have to nitpick cons. Several of their sites are very similar and could be merged like Nubile Girls HD and 18 First Sex and Beauty Angels and Teen Sex Mania and X-Angels. If they merged everything there would be 10-12 sites instead of 33.
- The "categories" don't always work. Which is why they should merge sites into one. |
| Bottom Line: |
I once gave this site a lower than average score. I hadn't developed a taste for the humor of reading poor subtitles while watching porn. I remember the site being clunky back in 2011.
The good news is the corny subtitles are still there and now they're quite funny and they've turned the site into a streamlined, well-oiled machine, kind of.
You can tell most of the models (male and female) are not that experienced in porn. I watched a scene where the guy was so focused on the model's boobs he didn't notice her take her panties off and he reaches for them about 7 times before he realizes they are on the floor. It's like the first time I met a woman wearing a front snap bra!
I'm not as excited about the content. It's good and the models are very attractive if you like slim models. I do like what they've done with the site. It's like when I figured out what a front snap bra is!
There's a need for a little laugh at the dialogue from the subtitles. I just picked a random scene for this.
The female is a cute, probably 19 year old and she's sitting at a table in her house. She calls her I assume boyfriend. The dialogue is:
Her: Hello? It is me. Where are you? At work? I see. I'm waiting for you at home. I miss you. Ok. Please come faster. I'm waiting.
27 seconds pass and the guy walks in! Was he working on the front porch? Slide a "20 minutes later..." in there. He comes in and she tells him she will give him a massage. He lays face down, she straddles his butt and takes her shirt off!
Okay, okay, I'm giving them a hard time. Before she ever really massages him she's completely nude. Throw me a curveball ever once in awhile, have the guy say, "What the hell? I thought I was getting a massage? Why are you naked?"
I didn't list it in the cons but it is probably the most legitimate con of the site. If you don't like the corniness you might have a problem with the corniness.
Combining the sites that are similar wouldn't hurt but it wouldn't make a big positive either. The better navigation has fixed most of the old problems.
Their navigation is so good, I'm going to trust their numbers they list.
They have 1,383 models, 5,085 videos, almost 900,000 photos and they are all downloadable.
This isn't to be negative but you will see what I mean about combining the sites. Here are the sites that are still updating:
TMWVRnet, Anal Beauty, X-Angels, Creampie Angels, Fuck Studies, FirstBGG, Teen Sex Movs, Tricky Masseur, Beauty Angels and that's it.
That's 9 of 33 sites still updating. The problem with this is the 9 that are updating also there's 4-5 others that fit into this group, could be used to put new updates in. First BGG and Tricky Masseur have a theme with them, the others are the same type of sites. Some of those listed as updating only have 2 updates in 2019 and this is the 4th month. Likewise, those 4-5 others might have a new update next month but haven't had one over the last month or two.
I wished the whole "network" gimmick would just go away. It's a website with about 20 niches/themes and each one is being called a different site(s).
Having said that, for barely legal looking teens they have you covered.
Let me throw this in, if you like 4K videos they have a lot here. Going back into 2016 even and they have VR scenes on the TMWVRnet site. I don't use either of those but they're there. The 1080p scenes are available from 2013 forward.
The photos they have are upwards of 3500 long end and for the ones into the VR and other video formats, they have some videos at 60 frames per second, Binaural sound, 3D and 180 degrees. If you're a VR person you will know more about those than I do.
I have to compare it on some level to a site like Nubiles Porn or even some of the 21 Sextury content and it compares well. If you're looking for something that is different and not too formulaic, this isn't going to be the best site for you.
It's one of those sites where you really can't find much wrong with it unless you don't like the content that well. I've obviously found some humor in the scenes and I do like the high technical quality but it's still lacking some personality and it still feels like the models are too similar. At least for my tastes.
I would even wonder how much of this content falls into the heartcore genre and that usually doesn't go over well with me.
I'm not going to punish the site for that. They've done everything they need to do with the quality, the pretty models, the multiple high quality video options and the much improved navigation and site design. This is a higher score than I gave it the two previous times. I believe I gave an 80 and then an 84, so an 88 is credit to their improvements. The content will be more up to your tastes. I could see it being polarizing. |
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