My Family Pies (0)
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Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
-My Family Pies is part of the Nubiles Porn network. So you get access to about 14 sites in the network.
-See the reply section for a listing of the current sites in the network.
-PU has a discounted price of $19.98/month.
-The site is for fans of fake incest (where step-relatives have sex with each other. Fake incest, because there is no blood relationship between the parties, so it's not really illegal, but the mind is supposed to feel thrills because there is a forbidden element to the sex).
-Even though this is fake incest, a lot of the models are attractive females, and the sex can be hot.
-The videos are professionally shot: crisp, clear images, good framing, good lighting.
-CCBill is the primary biller. A trusted name, easy to cancel, easy to contact if there are any problems. However, the customer support team also seems easy to contact if there are any problems.
-The webmaster seems to respond to any problems reported about the site at the PU site. |
| Cons: |
PROS(CONTINUED):
-You can stream or download the videos in your choice of definition: 270p-1080p.
-No streaming or downloading limits.
CONS(START OF):
-Pre-checked cross-sale on join page.
-Small site. Only 52 videos currently.
-Slow update rate. Usually 2 or 3 new videos added per month.
-One minor problem is the site names get confusing: You have Nubiles-Porn, Nubiles Casting, Nubiles Unscripted, NubilesET which are all included in the Nubiles-Porn network.
However, the Nubile Films is a stand-alone site, run by the same people that run Nubiles-Porn, but Nubile Films requires a separate membership. |
| Bottom Line: |
Warning: The best way to enjoy the site is to turn off your brain. Or, maybe, to pretend you are taking a psychedelic journey where the images and action are happening in a fantasy land.
Do not let logic or critical thinking impede the story or action, or your enjoyment will drop considerably.
The site niche can be considered fake incest. Since there is also some sex between step father and step daughter, or step mother and step son, or step mother and step daughter, it can also have an element of old-young, although old-young niche usually has a teen girl having sex with a much older man, one old enough to be her grandfather instead of her father.
This is a small site. Currently only has 52 videos, plus matching photo sets.
The site was launched in December 2017.
A slow update rate kept the content small. There are 2 or 3 new videos per month, and that's more or less the rate since starting.
The site shows that even in the times of unrest caused by President Donald Trump, there is hope for America. Which is a wonderful thing. When adults with children marry other adults with children, creating a blended family, there can be tensions and even fighting between the family members.
This site shows that new love can be created: between step children, between step children and step parents. This teaches us that love conquers all.
If you watch Kyler Quinn in the video titled "Don't Tell Daddy", you see a charming young lass and her step brother, Damon Dice, have real feelings for each other. Those feelings are expressed when the couple make out with hugs and kisses. Of course, the feelings have to be kept secret, because these two are step brother and step sister, and they are not married to each other.
But the parents, especially the step father, seem deaf and blind to what is happening between the two loving step children.
The step brother is kind of a dork. He is big and muscular, with a beard starting to sprout, but it's Kyler Quinn, with her lovely face and nimble hands, that caresses Damon's cock until he overcomes his fears of getting caught and allows Kyler to give him a blowjob, then fuck her from behind, while the unsuspecting step father is sitting only a few feet away.
The step father, although not blind, pays no attention to the moans and groans that Kyler emits as she reacts to the pounding her step brother gives her. It can make your heart swell with happiness that the two step siblings are experiencing such joy.
This is what blended families should be doing: make love, not war, the slogan from the hippie era, has spread throughout the videos that My Family Pies is showing.
Also, the video shows that America needs to upgrade its healthcare system, because the step father is obviously going deaf, that he is not able to hear the cries of joy that Kyler is making while getting fucked.
So Donald Trump, our glorious commander-in-chief, needs to start throwing money at the US healthcare system, to improve the services the elderly population is receiving.
Less time on the golf course, commander, and more time speaking to experts who can fix our nation's health care problems.
Some things are more important than money. And Donald Trump has shown us, through a life of clean living and moral turpitude, that love and honor are what really count in life.
If you have a high moral standard, refuse to lie or steal, then you too can create an atmosphere where great porn can be created.
I'm giving the site a score of 90. This is because, in spite of the small size of the site, this site shows how important love can be in a family.
Thus, the moral courage of the family, the strength of family ties, is the bedrock of American values, and lifts the value of the site to something that every PU member can relate to.
However, if you are a Commie-loving SOB, then family values are less important to you, and your enjoyment of the site could drop the score to 75 or less.
(Trump is best friends with Putin and the leader of Communist China, he admires the power they have, which is a good thing, because powerful leaders should all stick together. And maybe Trump can change the constitution, so he can be President For Life, or maybe his daughter Ivanka can take over when Trump retires.) |
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