Nuru Massage (0)
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Current Member for over 1 year (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
-Nuru Massage is part of the Adult Time network. You get access to over 50,000 premium hardcore videos at the Adult Time network.
-I don't have good information on the pricing of the different memberships to either Adult Time or Nuru Massage, because I'm a current member of Adult Time, so if I click on a hot link of an offer to join Adult Time, I go directly to the Adult Time membership pages, bypassing the posted prices to join.
-PU shows a discounted price of $9.95 for the first month of Adult Time, though whether that includes downloading is not shown. The price jumps to $29.95 after the first month.
Adult Time also runs special prices on ads of $5.00 for the first month, or $9.95 for the first month, for streaming only access.
-PU shows a discounted price of $14.95 for the first month for a direct subscription to Nuru Massage (which includes access to the Adult Time network), recurring at $29.95/month. I assume that would include downloading. |
| Cons: |
PROS(CONTINUED):
-Nuru Massage is a large channel on Adult Time, with 635 videos listed for a search of "Nuru Massage".
CONS(START OF):
-The navigation can be clunky at times. They are updating/changing the network structure.
A while ago, it was easier to select a channel, and see clearly the number of videos at the channel, and to find a listing of the channel videos in chronological order. That seems to have vanished, in the currrent structure, at least for channels with a large number of videos.
I open the Adult Time channel member page, select the "channels" hot link, type in Nuru Massage in the search box, hit my Enter key, and it brings up:
'Search results for "nuru massage"'
Videos
-Thumbnails for a few videos, that I assume are from the Nuru Massage channel;
Pornstars
-Thumbnails for a few porn stars, that I assume are featured in Nuru Massage videos;
Channels
-View all channels hot link, which I assume will bring up a listing (partial) of all channels for Adult Time network. |
| Bottom Line: |
CONS(CONTINUED):
Movies
-View all movies;
And other thumb nails/hot links to other channels in the Adult Time network.
They previously had a tremendous amount of content, but it was easier to navigate, with less steps to find specific channels, to find the content at each channel.
But they are fucking up the Adult Time network, because the site programmers don't bother to keep the navigation simple: instead, they are adding channels, and making the network a jumbled mess.
So instead of adding value to the network, by adding more content and more channels, they are making the network harder to use, which decreases the value of the network, by making it harder to find the content of each channel.
Formerly, it was easy for me to go to some of my favorite channels (such as Pure Taboo), and examine the content at the channel, either by chronological listing, or by porn star.
But now I have a hard time reviewing Nuru Massage, because I can't easily find a simple listing of the channel's contents.
And this review is messed up, because I'm trying to focus on the Nuru Massage channel, but the Adult Time network navigation problems keep getting in the way of a simple review of Nuru Massage.
BOTTOM LINE(START OF):
With 635 videos at the Nuru Massage channel, there are a huge amount of porn stars in these videos.
Many are A-list stars.
Heather Starlet, Elsa Jean, Kyler Quinn, Dakota Skye, Kenna James, the list goes on and on.
They try to add a plot to the Nuru Massage videos.
The plot is usually a short lead-in the the massage and sex.
The plot, as is usual for most porn videos, is fairly stupid and unbelievable.
And the acting skills of the porn models is rudimentary.
So why bother with a plot?
It shows the producers are trying to make the sex video more interesting or worthwhile than just a straight hardcore porn video showing two or more bodies slapping against each other.
But some sites do or a much better job, with the plot element actually adding value to the sex.
Pure Taboo is a channel that features twisted plots, great production values, some really interesting videos that can be very erotic.
The Porn Fidelity and Teen Fidelity sites can also have interesting plots, great production values, and very erotic videos.
The Nuru Massage videos feature stupid plots, that you have to be really drunk to believe, or are better ignored.
Some of the models are very attractive, so that can make the videos worth watching.
If you're watching these videos with a partner, it's an excellent reason to get drunk, because that would be a great lead-in to having real-life personal sex while watching these videos.
Kenna James has a Nuru Massage video. The plot is stupid, the acting is poor, but Kenna James is fucking attractive.
So if you can ignore the stupid plot and poor acting, you can watch Kenna James seduce her stepfather: all in the interests of bringing her family closer together.
Bottom line:
Since the plots are so silly, and the acting is amateurish, I much prefer other sites that feature massage-themed sex. The Tricky Masseur site at Teen Mega World is one of my favorites.
The same videos at Tricky Masseur are also featured at the Diesel network (All Fine Girls, Wow Girls, Wow Porn), at Rub A Teen (part of the Team Skeet network), at 18 Virgin Sex, and probably at other sites, as well. In those videos, the plot is simpler: a girl walks into a room for a massage, she undresses, the masseur rubs her down, she becomes aroused, and they have sex.
The simpler plot is easier to act, and more believable.
And the girls in those videos are mainly attractive.
And the sex can be hot.
Which is why I much prefer those simple massage videos over the nuru massage videos.
The Dane Jones massage videos also keep the plot simpler, which is much easier to act, easier to accept, than the Nuru Massage videos.
Since I don't appreciate the Nuru Massage videos, I'm giving the channel a score of 79.
But if you include access to the rest of the Adult Time network, the score would jump to the 90s or more.
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