Teens Analyzed (0)
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Was a member approx. 1 month prior to this review.
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| Pros: |
Note: It looks like the Teens Analyzed site and the 18videoz did a very recent update.
18videoz now gives you access to 16 sites, instead of the 18 sites it gave you until recently.
Teens Analyzed is no longer part of the 18videoz network. This probably happened in the last few weeks.
The 18videoz site does not explain dropping the Teens Analyzed site from the network access.
I don't know if I'm considered a member of the Teens Analyzed site. Until a few weeks ago, I was a member, through my membership in 18videosz network.
PROS
-Join through the 18videoz site for $60/year. If you join through the Teens Analyzed site, you are charged $120/year. Both sites, until recently, gave you access to the same network sites.
I don't know if joining through Teens Analyzed gives you access to a few more sites or not, but in my opinion, paying a premium price for access to Teens Analyzed is not worth the extra money.
-18videoz.com network now gives you access to 16 sites. |
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PROS(continued):
Until recently (within the last few weeks), you had access to 18 sites.
-Low cost site. I got a 1-year membership for $60, which is the current price for 18videoz site/network.
The current price for Teens Analyzed site (which includes the 18videoz network plus maybe a few more sites) is $120/year.
-The site and network is teen hardcore.
-Reality based porn.
-Not a lot of plot build-up. A guy and girl might tell each other hi, and then it's time to fuck. So no romance or build-up.
-Same login details work for all sites in the network you have access to.
-Video definition is mobile through 1080p.
-Site has 286 videos.
-The network gives you access to 3,278 videos.
-The content is mainly exclusive. I've only seen one video at the network that appears at competing networks.
-Customer support is Vendo. Which has a responsive live chat that is 24/7.
-Epoch is the primary biller. One of the trusted names.
-Unlimited downloads. |
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CONS(START OF):
-They have changed the structure of the Teens Analyzed site. So I'm still unsure of how to navigate the site.
I haven't found the link to streaming videos. Maybe they will add streaming later, but for now, it appears to be dropped.
So it's much easier to download a video and watch it on my PC.
-Archive site. They advertise 2 updates per week, but the last update was November 13, 2018.
-Login and member pages are not secure. You get a popup warning from your browser that login details are open to hacking.
-Username and password are computer generated. Impossible to remember.
-Pre-checked cross-sale on join page.
-A wide range of model attractiveness: there are some really cute girls, but little effort is made to present the models attractively. Except that many of the girls are really cute, and they don't need make-up or special costumes for their young beauty to shine through.
-Once in a while, you hit the login page link, and get the error message: 502 Bad Gateway.
-This is not a con of the search: but if you put in a model's name, you can find many models share the same name, so you have to check the thumbnails to see which model you are looking for.
-Default filename for videos is "fulllength-high.wmv", so you have to manually rename the files to show the model name, site name, etc.
-Once in a while your login details do not work. I assume the reason is the site is forcing members to reset their password for security purposes, instead of the password being hacked. I've had to re-set my password a few times every few months, because the old password stopped working.
-I think they updated the public page for the site. They now advertise that the network has 28 sites. However, if you count the number of sites listed, it's now 16 sites for the 18Videoz network. And the number of sites for the Teens Analyzed site is hard to determine. They also advertise that new sites are coming, but I put little faith in that claim.
-The coding for the videos is not efficient. A video file in 1080p with a runtime of 28 minutes 33 seconds takes 1.23 GB storage space. The video total bitrate is 6192kbps with a framerate of 25.00 frames/second.
BOTTOM LINE
-Site theme: First anal sex makes these teenies scream of painful pleasure.
That is the theme, but I doubt any of these girls are having anal sex for the first time.
Video runtime is usually 20 to 30 minutes.
Video definition goes from mobile to 1080p. That is for all the videos, even the earliest ones from 2012.
Maybe I was being too harsh when I said that there is no setup to the sex.
For example, one video shows a teen coughing, she calls a doctor, who shows up wearing a mask (and this was in 2012, before the Covid epidemic). He takes her temp, looks in her mouth, touches her throat, she starts stroking his arm (I guess it's different in Eastern Europe: if a doctor touches your throat, the correct response is to stroke the doctor's arm), she starts to giggle, and touches his shoulder, then starts stroking his groin (he's still wearing his doctor's clothes), then she takes off the doctor's mask, so he can suck and lick her titties, and it's time for the good old blowjob-vaginal-anal-intercourse routine.
I'm moving to Europe, where I can find some of these good-looking horny Russian babes.
I still think there is little build-up to the sex, unless you count a minute or two of a guy and girl looking at each other before the sex begins.
Actually, I'm surprised the quality of the videos is as good as it is. Many of the videos have professional camera-work (good focus, no jiggles from the camera), good lighting, an OK to a nice setting. But the main attraction is the level of attractiveness of the young, teenage models: you have some real cuties here, that you will have seen at many other sites: mainly Eastern European teen models.
Teens Analyzed is one of the better sites in what used to be the 18Videoz network.
But I don't think the Teens Analyzed site is still considered part of the 18Videoz network, because it's not listed in the current listing of 18Videoz sites.
I'm giving the Teens Analyzed site a score of 69. That is very subjective.
The main objection is the membership price: $120/year is way too high.
This is an archive site. That stopped updating 2 years ago.
There are other cons:
For one, I think Teens Analyzed is no longer part of the 18Videoz network).
Another problem: they seem to have dropped the option to stream videos.
Another problem: the structure of the Teens Analyzed site is buggy: For example, the link "Bonuses" brings up a page that states "There are no such bonus There are no such bonus".
I think they are working on the structure of the site, and there are bugs that need to be fixed. The streaming option seems to have disappeared. The model listing seems to have disappeared.
I would not pay the premium membership to join this site. |
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