My Family Pies (0)
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Current Member for over 1 year (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
-MyFamilyPies is part of the Nubiles Porn network. The Nubiles Porn network is a fine network, where, in the main, the videos are crisp and clear, and well lighted. What a change from the Bang My Teen Ass site, the last site I reviewed, where the videos were washed out and the naturally attractive teen models were blah. At My Family Pies, you get crisp images of how lovely some of these models are.
Chloe Cherry, Haley Reed, Katie Kush, Kyler Quinn,Lady D, Stacy Cruz, Tiffany Tatum, and Zazie are just some of the cute models featured at the site.
-Video definition runs from 270p through 1080p for most videos.
They started offering 4K video definition for new videos at the site in October 2020, so the 4K option is definitely in the minority.
-PU has a special discount:
monthly: $14.98
yearly: $99.95
Sometimes you can find a yearly membership at $84.
-Content is exclusive.
-Navigation is easy.
-Excellent search engine.
-121+ photos per photoset. |
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PROS(CONTINUED):
You also get a photoset of the same scene with screencaps. The sceencap photosets have a condensed number of screencaps, maybe 43. The idea of the screencap photoset is to save storage space, I guess. I think the photo photosets, if the model is really cute, are the better choice to collect. The images of the photos versus the screencaps are much crisper and better focused.
-They don't have a trailer for the videos, but the tags show you what the action will be in the video. Or you can play a slideshow of the photoset as a preview.
-There is a model listing for each site that can be arranged alphabetically, by posting date, or by rating. The model listing is nice-sized thumbnails that give you a good idea of what the model looks like.
CONS(START OF):
-The major con is how thin and stupid the plots are. And the acting is amateur. |
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CONS(CONTINUED):
-If you can ignore the stupid plots and lame acting (which is hard to do), many of the models are attractive young teens, and the sex can be OK.
-The models and stunt cocks speak English in the videos, but with an accent. I assume they are from Eastern Europe originally. I would prefer subtitles instead. I know many people don't like reading subtitles when watching a movie or video, but I don't mind. But the strange accents are irritating for me. (Maybe I need to start taking tranquilizers when I watch my porn?)
-Irregular update rate. You might get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 new videos in a month.
-Pre-checked cross-sale on join page. Standard for porn sites.
BOTTOM LINE(START OF):
Site theme: In today's world, divorce is common. So when divorced people remarry, they often make a blended family, with children from each parent.
This site shows that the blended step-children can have sex with each other (which I call fake incest, since the videos make clear there is no real incest by blood relations), and the step-children can also have sex with their step-parents.
So the taboo factor is supposed to make the sex hotter.
Fake incest, also some young-old sex when the step parents have sex with the step children.
I much prefer the Pure Taboo site (part of the Adult Time network) for the story-driven plots of taboos, which has cinematic quality videos, and excellent acting by the models).
Pure Taboo is a much finer site, but the MyFamilyPies does feature some cute models, and if you can ignore or accept the stupid plots and poor acting, the sex can be watchable. Or the sex can be boring.
What I like about the site is the sets are nice, the lighting is excellent, some of the models are cute. The site is well organized, is easy to navigate, and there are plenty of technical features to stream or download the videos and photosets.
But the stupid plots and the poor acting ruin the videos.
Maybe you could ignore the videos, which should be the main draw of the site, and slideshow the photosets. This would erase the stupid dialog, the stupid plot, the poor acting. And you could create your own plot to explain the slideshow. Except it would take a genius to create an intelligent plot for the slideshow. Because the female models and the stunt cocks usually act like morons, and the slideshows (even without dialogue) show this clearly.
I know I'm being harsh. I just can't get past the stupid plots and poor acting.
I suspect the models are trying for a comedic effect, because the plots make very little sense, but I would prefer the Teen Mega World style, or the Wow Porn style, of straight sex, with a little plot thrown in, but good hardcore sex. And the stupid plots at MyFamilyPies get in the way of any enjoyment of the sex.
Giving the site a score of 78. |
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