Family Swap (0)
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| Status: |
Current Member for over 1 year (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
-Part of the Nubiles Porn network. You get access to about 20 sites, most of which stopped updating years ago.
-Nubiles Porn network is a teen-oriented network, featuring a lot of cute teens. Many of the models were real teens (18 or 19) at the time the videos were shot.
-Access to any one of the sites gives you access to the entire network. There are no premium sites you have to pay extra for.
-Unlimited streaming and downloads.
-The content is exclusive.
-The listed price is $199/year. But during holiday specials, you can find memberships for $84/year, or $9.95 for the first month. All those options include full streaming and downloading privileges. |
| Cons: |
-The main con, for me, is the stupid plots and stupid dialogue. The videos are supposed to be funny. I think they are just stupid.
-If you can get past the stupid plots and stupid dialogue, the rest of the cons are fairly minor.
-Pre-checked cross-sale on join page. Standard for porn sites.
-When you enter the members area, the first page you see is filled with ads for other sites.
So you have to click through that ad page to get to the members home page.
-Ads for other sites on every member page. Standard for most porn sites.
-There is a model's page for each model. But aside from links to her videos, there is very little data on the model. Her name, a few physical stats, that's it. The bio information is bullshit:
Here's the bio for Ivy Rein:
"Seductive Russian Ivi Rein is enjoying a gap year before grad school, and she's making sure to experience all the things she's been wanting to do. Flaunting her pretty pink nipples and soft bare pussy on camera is part of her thrill. |
| Bottom Line: |
The videos are supposed to be parodies, which are supposed to be funny. I hate them. I think the plots are stupid, the dialogue is stupid. So I can't enjoy the videos.
There are other sites where I think the videos can be cute or entertaining or enjoyable. But not at this site or the parodies at other sites in the Nubiles Porn network.
That's my reaction.
I saw Thor: Love and Thunder a couple of days ago. I walked out of the movie after about 30 minutes, because I thought the movie was stupid. It's a matter of taste. I grew up on Superman and western series on TV in the 1950s, and enjoyed them. But many of the comics in the movies today are completely different in tone and style and meaning from what was made 20 years or more ago.
If you watch the parodies at Family Swap and enjoy them, that's your style, and I'm fine with that. Different strokes for different folks. I can understand that.
But, for me, Family Swap is a waste of time.
I much prefer the Family XXX site at New Sensations network, or the other sites at New Sensations, which take a less humorous approach, and also focus on the physical beauty of the models more selectively.
Giving the Family Swap site a score of 78. You get access to the entire network of teen sites, but there is a lot of content that doesn't fit my tastes. |
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