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| 10-18-11 11:55am - 4814 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Medication? In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. PS NEWS EXTRA - Pfizer have just announced a brand new product - Viagra Eye Drops - to make you look hard! Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-18-11 12:46pm - 4814 days | #2 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I am waiting for the Viagra and Valium cocktail. So if I fail to perform as expected, I wouldn't worry about it.  | |
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| 10-18-11 06:12pm - 4813 days | #3 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
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| 10-18-11 08:21pm - 4813 days | #4 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
funny! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 10-19-11 12:20am - 4813 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
My laugh for the day, Capn... funny stuff Hav' you heard about a new beer called the "card-table"? Over two and your legs fold. Spent penis: phalluses paralysis Oh-hum! | |
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| 10-19-11 02:12am - 4813 days | #6 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
Nice posts, guys. Starting the day with a laugh makes the whole thing seem better. Thanks. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 10-19-11 08:21am - 4813 days | #7 | |
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anyonebutme (0)
Active User  Posts: 294 Registered: Aug 23, '09 |
Was funny when the Taiwanese computer chip maker VIA made their chipsets with graphics cards imbedded, seriously they named their chip VIAgra and displayed that on their products. | |
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| 10-19-11 05:15pm - 4812 days | #8 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
How about that Saturday Night Live favorite, Doctor Porkenheimer's Boner Juice? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 10-19-11 11:32pm - 4812 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
" in the rare event that your boner lasts more than 24 hours, call your friends and brag about it " unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-20-11 03:16am - 4812 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Frustrating, isn't it? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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