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05-01-11 08:05pm - 4946 days | Original Post - #1 | |
jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Is Osama dead? Lets hope the news reports are correct that Bin baby has dropped his body. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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05-01-11 09:16pm - 4946 days | #2 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Why? JB.... Don't you know that when this butcher (in accordance to Arabic belief and religion) wakes up on the other side he'll be nestled in a harem full of willing virgins. I'd rather he'd first been captured and castrated. Edited on May 02, 2011, 02:19pm | |
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05-02-11 12:35am - 4946 days | #3 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yes. Here's the White House's official YouTube video of Obama's speech announcing it. Hope that's proof enough for people...until birthers start asking for a long form death certificate, and then photos, and then blood samples. I just hope this doesn't bring about a new wave of revenge attacks as bin Laden is surely a huge martyr to many around the world. Now the question is what to do about Afghanistan? The whole Global War On Terror? We Americans don't like complex answers and this certainly seems like a simple victory. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on May 02, 2011, 12:55am | |
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05-02-11 07:55am - 4945 days | #4 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
If so - that was about time. So many US/Nato soldiers have died after 9/11 in the hunt for/because of this asshole... But that's certainly not the end of global terror.. BTW: Here's a bit proud Dane after our F16 Fighters hit the Ghadaffi residence - that guy is just a simple mass murderer of his own people...and more European Nato countries should come up with more fighter planes in this conflict to end it soon. In most off these conflicts in the interest of the western world it's always the USA who bears the heavy load. Not fair. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on May 02, 2011, 08:03am | |
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05-02-11 09:52am - 4945 days | #5 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, not to brag, but we do have the biggest military of the West and the biggest military budget of the entire planet, by a lot. If you guys have the money and manpower to go and invade a country just for the hell of it, be our guest. I still haven't figured out why we invaded Iraq back in 2003. Interestingly this bin Laden operation most likely could have been pulled off by any number of small European countries with special forces, sort of promoting quality over quantity when it comes to high value targets. So don't feel too left out Denner. --- And I don't mean to be too much of a downer but can anyone really explain what offing bin Laden actually accomplishes beyond the symbolic? I think a lot people simply had forgotten about him, not to mention how decentralized al Qaeda is, so that "decapitating" it of its leadership is largely meaningless. People were celebrating here in the U.S. in the streets last night (many of them admitting to being grade schoolers when 9/11 occurred) but this is definitely not VE Day or VJ Day...until I fool a girl into kissing me in the middle of the street. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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05-02-11 10:56am - 4945 days | #6 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Here's a possible reason why the US invaded Iraq. After 9/11 it was important for the Bush administration to appear strong in the face of it's enemy. The first and biggest problem was that the US didn't have too many countries that could be considered enemies. There may be many groups and indivduals that don't like or hate Americans but you can't really attack people. You need a Country so that left you with the two "I" Iran and Iraq. I think they picked Iraq because of the history between Saddam and the Bush family. Bush senior was president during the Kuweait war and I guess it was left to his son to finish what Daddy had started. The reasons for rejoicing after killing Bin Laden are a lot easier to explain. For one thing don't underestimate the power of symbols. Bin Laden was finally killed so the myth that he's somekind of superman capable of evading the greatest superpower on the planet is over. Now the other leaders know that anyone can be killed. His death is going to affect the organisation since another leader will have to be chosen. Ambitious men will have to weight the danger of becoming the US number one terrorist with the prospect of a shorter life. Another greta thing is that the Navy seals were able to retrieve a number of computrer hard drive. That's the one thing that might have serious repercussion throught out the world. Can you imagine what might be on those drives? There might be quite a few nervous people in the world at this moment who hoped that their association with Bin Laden had remained a secret. Bin Laden had to be getting money to finance his terrorist organisation from somewhere. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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05-02-11 12:41pm - 4945 days | #7 | |
Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Osama is dead? Who gets his porn collection? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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05-02-11 12:58pm - 4945 days | #8 | |
Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Considering he lived in a McMansion with no phone or internet access, I'm not sure I'd want his collection with the most recent updates going back to August, 2001. I will add that barring some ex Nazis, he did hold the world Hide and Seek record up until now. At least with him dead we don't have to worry about rumors spreading about him hanging out with Elvis .... | |
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05-02-11 02:43pm - 4945 days | #9 | ||
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I certainly don't think that was ever the official reason...
I hope it's a little more valuable than what you might find on any of our hard drives--this is probably the stuff that keeps badandy400 up at night. I guess I'm the perpetual wet blanket contrarian when it comes to these things, but this time for a couple of serious, mostly unselfish reasons; 1.) This might give momentary joy to those who don't have a close personal connection to 9/11 (like myself) but hearing some victims' families speak out, many don't sound like they are overly moved. And if this closure argument is extended to military families and friends who have lost loved ones it sounds even weaker, and almost insulting. I'm a little biased here, as I spent a year in Iraq when I was in the military, and bin Laden wasn't on anyone's mind. Ever. In fact more Americans have died just in Iraq alone than in the 9/11 attacks. This isn't much in the way of vindication. 2.) This final bin Laden operation almost makes any argument for the Iraq war, and even most of the Afghanistan war, worse because it was accomplished on such a small scale, made possible by intelligence operations, not massive military campaigns with 100s of thousands of troops. Supposedly Obama nixed a large bombing operation because it would have made body ID'ing harder and caused a lot more civilian casualties--which was one of my predictions last December (the other being bin Laden would die of old age). Since I was wrong about killing bin Laden with a bomb maybe it means that I'll be wrong in this reply too...or it means Pres. Obama reads this forum! I really hope people start to seriously question what the hell are we still doing overseas after things like this, and what will be doing for the foreseeable future. How many presidents are going to pass on these hand-me-down wars? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on May 02, 2011, 02:51pm | ||
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05-03-11 02:13am - 4944 days | #10 | |
Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
I was surprised to hear he was still alive (until they shot him of course). I assumed he probably died several years ago. Clever move burying him at sea. No location for his followers to worship him as a martyr. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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05-03-11 09:29am - 4944 days | #11 | |
Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Or is he sunning himself on some luxury liner care of the CIA for ratting on his mates, or being tortured in some cell somewhere for information. No body? All very suspicious. | |
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05-03-11 11:35am - 4944 days | #12 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think I smell a sequel to Weekend at Bernie's II! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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05-03-11 05:09pm - 4944 days | #13 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Right now, Osama is enjoying a pint on a deserted island with his maties, Elvis and Jim Morrison. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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05-03-11 08:07pm - 4944 days | #14 | |
Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Never knew Jim Morrison had a brother called Elvis. | |
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05-04-11 12:01am - 4944 days | #15 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
No, no, no: Right now he's being lectured in Hell by Beelzebub: "Ha,ha, sorry buddy - that one about the 72 virgins was just a marketing stunt" "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on May 04, 2011, 07:05am | |
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05-04-11 08:39am - 4943 days | #16 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
No, they happen to be male virgins and he'll be playing catcher for them. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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05-04-11 10:13am - 4943 days | #17 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
LOL!! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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05-04-11 10:22am - 4943 days | #18 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You'd think most of these fundamentalist Muslims are virgins anyway. I mean what else would piss someone off enough to strap on a suicide vest to further his cause? I'm betting more sex and more porn would relieve a lot of the stress that drives these death bound people to the brink of insanity--or at least it'd keep them preoccupied for awhile. --> --> "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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05-09-11 05:45pm - 4938 days | #19 | |
jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
I think what Pat is really saying here is that Bush invaded Iraq so that he could bankrupt America. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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05-13-11 01:26pm - 4934 days | #20 | |
Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Crap, who would have thought! Bin Laden did have a porn stash ... guess he really wasn't into the whole idea of an after life of virgins. (here) | |
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05-13-11 03:42pm - 4934 days | #21 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Gee, who would've thunk it? I guess we all have secrets...even the most reprehensible of us. Granted, he never said that he ordered attacks on Americans and their allies because of their insatiable badandy400-scale appetite for porn--"They hate us for our freedom" was always bullshit. Plus he was on his fifth wife, and was one of 54 children, with another 21 mothers-in-law! Clearly sex wasn't forbidden in the family. I always found him to a hypocrite for his traditionalist views. He was basically a spoiled rich kid...who hated capitalism; living only a simple life...while relying on and enjoying modern technology and expensive material goods. Considering the way he turned out, he makes Paris Hilton seem like an angelic trust fund kid. --- P.S. I'm not sure if those pictures and videos should be released! What could be worse for a young porn star than to know she was bin Laden's spank material? And we thought being a Charlie Sheen "goddess" was bad! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on May 13, 2011, 03:46pm | |
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05-13-11 07:49pm - 4934 days | #22 | |
badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Osama= I hope he spends eternity making the decision to burn or jump. No 72 virgins for him, I hope he gets 72 beatings a day. He was a rich spoiled little bitch who earned nothing in life except for the bullet in his head that a team of American Heros was kind enough to supply for him. That is not RIP=Rest in Peace That is RIP=Rot in Piss "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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