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| 09-23-09 10:42am - 5569 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
For Breast Lovers: Cap'n's Size Guide This is just a handy quick reference guide I knocked up for myself, to help categorising for breast sizes. ( Yes, I am obsessed by womens breasts. :0) ) There is some overlap in the categories, but for me they fall into three major divisions. Titties : A - B Cup. Tits : C - D Cup Jugs : DD & above. For the more extremes we have : Titlets : Where are they? :0( and at the other end of the scale... Megajugs : FF & over Hope folk find this amusing &/or useful. ;0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 09-23-09 12:27pm - 5569 days | #2 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
Very funny. I like your titlets category as I have never heard it put that way before. | |
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| 09-23-09 04:00pm - 5569 days | #3 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Mmmmmm... titlets... | |
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| 09-23-09 06:59pm - 5568 days | #4 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Gotta go for at least the Jugs. It should be a workout lifting them up and down. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 09-23-09 11:32pm - 5568 days | #5 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
You'll be looking for Megajugs then, Andy! ;0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 09-24-09 08:19am - 5568 days | #6 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Each category has to have a sub-category assigned to it: Pointers and Saggers! To me that's very important, I love my saggies! | |
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| 09-24-09 08:56am - 5568 days | #7 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
This is the chart I use http://img135.imagevenue.com/img.php?ima...boobs1_123_591lo.jpg Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. Edited on Sep 24, 2009, 11:12am | |
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| 09-24-09 10:32am - 5568 days | #8 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Your link didn't work for me, RB. I was turned down! :-( | |
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| 09-24-09 11:13am - 5568 days | #9 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Tried another host - seems to be good now - thanks for the heads up. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 09-24-09 12:49pm - 5568 days | #10 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Now then... You are getting into a seperate but related area. If you are straying into shape categories that will require a different guide. I was trying to keep it simple. It is just a size guide. Not tried it before, but leave it with me a while! ;0) Cap'n :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Sep 24, 2009, 12:53pm | |
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| 09-24-09 01:07pm - 5568 days | #11 | |
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monty2222 (0)
Active User  Posts: 49 Registered: Feb 20, '09 Location: Denmark |
An approximate translation of a Danish description of small breasts goes, "two pastilles on an ironing board". :D Personally I don't care much about size, just they don't look blatantly fake. | |
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| 09-24-09 08:03pm - 5567 days | #12 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Shape is very important as well, that is something that can not be avoided. I have seen some B cups that I just can not get enough of. I have also seen some DDs that are not worth the label of DD. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 09-24-09 09:19pm - 5567 days | #13 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User  Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
God, I love my saggies, too. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 09-25-09 08:32am - 5567 days | #14 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
And another thing we have in common, www. :-) | |
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| 09-25-09 08:36am - 5567 days | #15 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Okay. Can't wait to see the end result of your efforts. :-) | |
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| 09-25-09 08:40am - 5567 days | #16 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
To me the pastilles are more important than the ironing board, monty, but if given a choice I would pick a nice "a" or "b" saggy with nice, large nipples. Yum! | |
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| 09-25-09 10:38am - 5567 days | #17 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
OK, I am open to feedback on this as it is not an area I have attempted to categorise before: Once again I am attempting to keep things simple, as the more details put in the more longwinded & unweildy it becomes :0/ So try this draft of Cap'n's Breast Firmness Guide. Imagine naked breasts falling out of a sweater being removed. Hello, have I got your attention again! ( Taps foot. ) Right, we have Ploppers, Plippers & Pingers. Ploppers are soft and fall out & dangle nicely. You can watch them swing for a few seconds before they settle. Plippers fall out bounce nicely & quickly regain their composure & shape after a bounce or two. Pingers leap out of the sweater & come quickly & smartly to attention. How is that for you? I hope you like it. ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Sep 25, 2009, 02:51pm | |
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| 09-25-09 02:38pm - 5567 days | #18 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Pingers are reserved for teenies. I think I just found out why I prefer mature to young, nothing has started sagging yet in the young (which can be attractive) while I prefer a bit of a droop. :-) I think Plippers would be more to my taste than Ploppers because Ploppers bring huge breasts to mind, which isn't a bad thing - see my last review, but I do prefer the in-betweenies! :-) So, yes, Plippers it is while all others are nevertheless gratefully accepted. | |
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| 09-28-09 10:55am - 5564 days | #19 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Need to be nice a perky for me. I love the firm, no sag look of teen breasts. When they come out of the shirt I want them to come up and hit me in the chin. I want the breast to be holding the bra up! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 09-28-09 11:15am - 5564 days | #20 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Pingers then! ;0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 09-28-09 12:38pm - 5564 days | #21 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
When you get to my age, and you're still seeing tits that do that, you'd better be keeping one eye looking over your shoulder for a protective father or the cops. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 09-28-09 03:38pm - 5564 days | #22 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
That goes for me too! Sad but true! ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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