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| 03-30-10 10:40pm - 5287 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Well Spank My Monkey Spanking the Monkey and many more, whats your favorite or do you know of a good one. Do not forget to ad the female versions too. Heres a Few Female Ones: emale Masturbation Synonyms 3 Point Shot A night in with the girls Airing the orchid Applying lip gloss Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Automatic pilot Banging the box Bashing the gash Basting the tuna Basting your turkey Bathing the kitty Beating around the bush Beating the Beaver Brushing the beaver Brushing your afro Buffing the bead Buffing the Weasel Burying the knuckle Butterin' the muffin Buttering your bagel Carpet bumping Cat got tongue Checking for depth Checking for squirrels Checking for the jackpot Checking my oil Checking the foxhole Checking the muffler Checking the oil Checking the pulse Checking the status of the I/O port Circling the knoll Clam bake for one Cleaning between the camel's toes Cleaning my fur coat Cleaning the kitchen Cleaning your fingers Clit-o-Rama Clitters Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Coaxing the turtle out of her shell Coming into your own Copping a clam Creamin' Creamin' the pie Cunt cuddling Cunt rubbing Defrosting the freezer Dialing the rotary phone Diggin' the stench trench Digging a trench Digging for gold Digging for my keys Digging in Digging the cream Digitizing Dipping Dipping for ice cream Diving for pearls Diving for pennies Doing my nails Doing something for my chapped lips Doing the sweet slide Doing the two-finger slot rumba Doing the two-finger ballet Doing the two-finger salute Doing your nails Doodling the noodle Double knuckling Double-clicking your mouse Dousing the digits Draining your tuna Drilling for fish Drilling for oil Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists) Drinking from the furry cup Driving Ms. Daisy Dunking your doughnut Dusting the endtable Engaging in safe sex Entering the forest Entering the ring of fire Erasing the problem Excavating the Tunnel of Love Exploring the bush Fanning the fur Feeding the bearded clam Feeding the cat Feeding the pony Feeding your slot Feeling your funnel Since 2007 | |
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| 03-31-10 02:18am - 5287 days | #2 | |
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hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
Where's the rest of the alphabet? | |
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| 03-31-10 07:58am - 5287 days | #3 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
The forum has line limits :-) Since 2007 | |
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| 03-31-10 01:27pm - 5287 days | #4 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Probably not a new one for female masturbation, but for an old geezer like me when I heard it I almost peed my pants laughing: Jilling off. | |
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| 03-31-10 02:15pm - 5287 days | #5 | |
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Miss Hybrid (0)
Active Webmaster Posts: 77 Registered: Mar 21, '10 Location: England |
I would love to get anyone of you boys alone | |
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| 03-31-10 02:22pm - 5287 days | #6 | |
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Rick (0)
Suspended  Posts: 401 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
I expanded the line max to 200 right now btw. I think this is more reasonable than the previous 99. The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn Porn Users - Porn Review by the People Ranks.com, Inc., Chief/Founder | |
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| 03-31-10 03:42pm - 5286 days | #7 | |
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1BestBoy (0)
Disabled User Posts: 8 Registered: Mar 19, '10 |
ME, ME, ME Pleeassse  PU...a centre of excellence for self important paranoid conspiracy theorists | |
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| 03-31-10 04:04pm - 5286 days | #8 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
 YES! Mine is the coolest! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~PU Interview | |
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| 03-31-10 05:18pm - 5286 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Some time in the '80's, National Lampoon magazine had this hilarious fake interview with the Beatles, and at one point they had "Ringo" say, "Ploonk the Magic Twanger." And they exaggerated the Liverpool accents so that "up" was "oop," and "gum" was "goom." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 03-31-10 11:01pm - 5286 days | #10 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Thanks Rick  Love the updates way cool Since 2007 | |
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| 04-01-10 04:06am - 5286 days | #11 | |
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larss (0)
Disabled User Posts: 50 Registered: Mar 20, '10 Location: London |
Get in line.  | |
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| 04-01-10 06:31pm - 5285 days | #12 | |
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1BestBoy (0)
Disabled User Posts: 8 Registered: Mar 19, '10 |
LOL, I am.....at the front PU...a centre of excellence for self important paranoid conspiracy theorists | |
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| 04-01-10 06:36pm - 5285 days | #13 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
A female friend of mine likes to lean back against me while she Rubs One Off -  | |
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| 04-02-10 08:24pm - 5284 days | #14 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
 Since 2007 | |
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