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| 06-14-10 10:42pm - 5305 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Baddrifter (0)
Active User Posts: 2 Registered: Jun 14, '10 Location: Bangkok |
caught masturbating The other day I got busted jerking to a porn movie, by my girlfriends friend ... who obviously directly reported this to my gf ... But I don't concider that I have "cheated on her" I haven't fucked another girl ... What's your opinion on this? /BD Edited by Staff on Jun 15, 2010, 05:41am | |
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| 06-15-10 10:03am - 5304 days | #2 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
       Does that pretty much tell the story? Why exactly did you come here to ask this question? It would be like going to a bar and asking if them if drinking a lot is wrong. They do it too so of course they are going to agree with you. If you are looking for confirmation or something we will give it to you, but that would be expected a porn review site. Was this friend hot? She has seen your goods, did you at least try to get her to show you hers? This could lead into some fun, crazy stuff if you play it right. We are talking threesomes and the works!  "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~PU Interview | |
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| 06-15-10 12:17pm - 5304 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Masturbation is about as natural as you can get, and if your gf doesn't like it then ask her to to stop having her periods, but in a somewhat joking manner because that could send some women through the roof. But no it's not cheating...so what's the problem? Oh, and make sure the damn door is locked next time! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-15-10 01:20pm - 5304 days | #4 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I think you really ought to have asked her to give you a hand at least!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 06-15-10 02:27pm - 5304 days | #5 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I agree with the Capn on this one. I've seen a lot of porn in my life and I think the expectation was that you ask or she offer to give you a hand. Or more. Several videos lead me to believe that the natural outcome to such a beginning would conclude with anal sex. Seriously though, as long as you're not Catholic, masturbation shouldn't be a hang-up in 2010. It's as natural and normal and common as breathing. | |
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| 06-15-10 02:36pm - 5304 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You might do yourself a favor and give this gal her walkin' papers right now and count your blessings. Otherwise, you could end up married to this gal, thereby inheriting her "friends" along with the package. Edited on Jun 15, 2010, 05:49pm | |
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| 06-15-10 03:02pm - 5304 days | #7 | |
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nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
Men of true substance don't jerk off.  Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. | |
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| 06-15-10 03:22pm - 5304 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
What about nocturnal emissions? Is there an absence of "true substance" in that, too?  | |
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| 06-15-10 03:29pm - 5304 days | #9 | |
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BabyGetReal (0)
Active User Posts: 39 Registered: Jul 26, '09 Location: Western Massachusetts USA |
Your gf needs to learn that jerking off is, for a man, just part of being alive. Also true for many women. In many cultures, this wouldn't need to be discussed, and I'd expect Thai culture to be one, but actually I don't know anything about it and have never been there. Is your gf Thai? If your gf doesn't enjoy porn (my wife doesn't seem to) at least she should expect that you will enjoy it (I do). It could be worth showing her some girl-friendly porn with hot young studs, tho, just to see if she likes it. Good luck! | |
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| 06-15-10 03:45pm - 5304 days | #10 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Girls can be touchy (pun intended) on this subject. If you were just wrestling with the one eyed monster (no porn) then no big deal. Some girls, however, consider porn to fall into the category of "cheating" because you're looking at other chicks and thinking what it's like to bone them instead of the gf. In other words, if you have see something rather than just think about it they consider it cheating. Pretty much everyone here sees porn for what it is; fantasy. Given that pretty much everyone knows that any guy with internet access looks at porn I don't know what her hangup would be, you were just exercising your right to internet freedom of speech ... when it all came out in the end. Hey, you're not married so if she can't deal with the situation then you might consider rethinking what you're doing with her. If you're in a long term relationship then you might bring up the subject if you hoard porn like we do. Otherwise, find a more private place to view you're spank material. | |
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| 06-15-10 04:55pm - 5304 days | #11 | |
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Sevrin (0)
Active User  Posts: 80 Registered: May 30, '10 |
Some women will see the difference between masturbating and cheating, some won't. I think it depends a lot on your GF, how long you've been together, what your relationship is like, what your sex life has been like, etc. Without knowing her, or her reaction, it's hard to know what to say. This will open up a new area of discussion for you and your GF. How that turns out depends on both of you. | |
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| 06-15-10 06:56pm - 5304 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
A hand job would have been nice but he could have asked for a BJ. Now that would have been really nice. It's the least she could do after having disturbed him. P.S: Catholics can masturbate as much as the next guy. We just have to feel bad about it and ask forgiveness. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-15-10 07:29pm - 5304 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah. They don't have to. And between sexual encounters they can just deposit the "substance" in their underpants. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-16-10 07:21pm - 5303 days | #14 | |
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markfx (0)
Active User Posts: 21 Registered: Sep 28, '09 Location: Oakland, Ca |
If your GF is insecure, she will never let you live this down. She will think:'am I not enough for you?' | |
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| 06-17-10 03:03pm - 5302 days | #15 | |
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nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
BabyGetReal wrote: "I remember reading that when some women were given testosterone, they thought about sex all the time and said something along the lines of "My god, is THIS how men feel all the time?!". Wiser words were never written. i thought that this was somehow pertinet to this thread. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. Edited on Jun 18, 2010, 01:27am (nostromo: Spelling.) | |
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| 06-18-10 12:41pm - 5301 days | #16 | |
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ByteMaster (0)
Active User Posts: 52 Registered: Jun 09, '08 Location: United Kingdom |
Long time ago i used to get the train every day. One day I was so horny that I put the small fold down table down and masturbated under the table, in public but hidden at the same time. The orgasum was so amazing but in total silence and I shot cum up the back of the seat infront of me. One day I was masturbating on the train and we entered a dark tunnel at which point all the windows became mirrors for a few seconds and a woman a few rows down saw me doing the act in the reflection, she burst out laughing but never said anything  | |
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| 06-18-10 07:38pm - 5301 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 I guess you were lucky, that woman could have run into another car screaming her head off--which would have been even funnier! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-19-10 07:53pm - 5300 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Why is it a guy can go "streaking" (pecker-a-flopping)across a football field during a game halftime, with a stadium full of onlookers, and he gets wild applause, after which he's usured out of the facility by authorities.... WHEREAS, a guy is sitting in a dark, remote side-section of a movie theater, silently and inconspiciously stroking his man-hood (completely covered by a garment) And along comes the theater mgr. followed by a pair of policeman, who then arrest the poor guy and cart him off to the slammer. If that wasn't enough, can you imagine this otherwise law-abiding citizen then having to stand before a judge and answer to this asinine, frivilous pile of dog-shit law, in the presence of strangers -- and worse, perhaps the humiliation of a family member? Meanwhile, the newspaper the next day has the streaker hailed a celebrity.  Damned...go figure!  | |
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| 06-22-10 04:41am - 5297 days | #19 | |
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nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
John Stagliano at the 7:09 mark: "Pornography is the way for people with less money and less power to get off." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx_Nyn5noZc Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. | |
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| 06-22-10 12:39pm - 5297 days | #20 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That was a pretty interesting interview, and it was nice to hear a pornographer defend himself so eloquently against a government that does not care about the people's interests. How pathetic with all the problems facing the U.S. today--terrorism, foreign wars, economic meltdowns, oil spills--it still finds the time to send porn producers to court (and even jail).  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-15-11 07:10am - 4970 days | #21 | |
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nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
Looks like one of them may have lost the plot.  In the New York case, Mr. Browne said that it was about 1 p.m. on Saturday when the maid, a 32-year-old woman, entered Mr. Strauss-Kahn’s suite — Room 2806 — believing it was unoccupied. Mr. Browne said that the suite, which cost $3,000 a night, had a foyer, a conference room, a living room and a bedroom, and that Mr. Strauss-Khan had checked in on Friday. As she was in the foyer, “he came out of the bathroom, fully naked, and attempted to sexually assault her,” Mr. Browne said, adding, “He grabs her, according to her account, and pulls her into the bedroom and onto the bed.” He locked the door to the suite, Mr. Browne said. “She fights him off, and he then drags her down the hallway to the bathroom, where he sexually assaults her a second time,” Mr. Browne added. At some point during the assault, the woman broke free, Mr. Browne said, and “she fled, reported it to other hotel personnel, who called 911.” He added, “When the police arrived, he was not there.” Mr. Browne said Mr. Strauss-Kahn appeared to have left in a hurry. In the room, investigators found his cellphone, which he had left behind, and one law enforcement official said that the investigation uncovered forensic evidence that would contain DNA. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/15/nyregi...&ref=todayspaper Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. | |
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| 05-15-11 10:56am - 4970 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Eh..say Capn, was the clever pun in the above post intentional? Or did "give you a hand" just blow over our heads? | |
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| 05-15-11 11:25am - 4970 days | #23 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Yep, nearly always deliberate. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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