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| 07-14-12 07:06pm - 4544 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The sinister side of porn Curious, you begin surfing through some internet porn. You begin watching the stuff On a regular basis. You become fascinated with it. You begin spending more and more time watching it. You begin putting aside important matters because porn is consuming your time. You're alienating yourself from friendships in lieu of your growing interest in porn. Bills are unattended, the phone is ringing, knocks are at the door; those, among other things, are oftentimes being ignored because you're absorbed in your porn. You're now losing sleep, and your food preparation and eating habits are being compromised. At this point, my friend, though you may not want to admit it, you've mired yourself so far upstream in do-do it would almost take an ocean ice-cutter could reach you. Welcome to Porn addiction. Exaggeration? Don't think it ever gets that bad? Well, I'm here to tell'ya the evidence is there if one cares to look for it. Edited on Jul 15, 2012, 11:05am | |
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| 07-14-12 07:15pm - 4544 days | #2 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Phew, I am only half-way there so far!  Nice going, graymane! | |
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| 07-15-12 12:32am - 4543 days | #3 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User  Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
Yeah me too, well not so bad these days I managed to convince myself sure porn is cool but its not that important to take over other things and its a hobby for a few hours on the weekend, I can see though how it could for some become very addicting and can soon consume your days if you let it especially if you get into organizing it all and keeping on top of that. "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 07-15-12 12:58am - 4543 days | #4 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Maybe you should join a Porn Users Anonymous group. | |
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| 07-15-12 02:06am - 4543 days | #5 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
1970 I'll quit when I need glasses 2012 I'll quit when I need Lasik unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-15-12 06:36am - 4543 days | #6 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
The only porn site I show up at, on a regular basis, is this one at the moment. Great entertainment. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-15-12 08:02am - 4543 days | #7 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended  Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Thank you for this Public Service Announcement, but you forgot to add, "Soon, you have a photo collection of two to three million." Also, it will make you blind.  Let's put a poster together for the subways. Oh, and Miss Grammar advises that it's not possible to "leaf through" Internet sites.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-15-12 08:28am - 4543 days | #8 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Heather said, "Oh, and Miss Grammar advises that it's not possible to "leaf through" Internet sites." but if you're on a tablet?  If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-15-12 10:10am - 4543 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Heads-up call there, Heather  Accordingly, I think a faux pas of this magnitude calls for a good spanking, wouldn't you agree? Inform Miss Grammar if she'd consider doing the honors, I'll make her an offer she couldn't refuse.  Edited on Jul 15, 2012, 03:16pm | |
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| 07-15-12 10:40am - 4543 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Appreciate you coming to my aid, JB ....but the gal's got me dead-to-rights. It's easy to see she's got a mind sharper than a surgical blade.  | |
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| 07-15-12 11:29am - 4543 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the valuable tip, IK2F ..... But if this thread strikes anyone out there to mean I'm writing all this from personal experience, then naturally they're right up to a point, but they need to know this data mostly comes from a valid variety of sources, all of which I'm well aware of. | |
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| 07-15-12 02:39pm - 4543 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It's less important when you're gonna quit, it's HOW you're gonna quit that matters. Be sure to share with us any success you might discover. Who knows, It might help some poor soul whose hairy palms and waning eyesight regain his faculties. | |
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| 07-15-12 03:55pm - 4543 days | #13 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Bring me your dangling modifier, and watch me slice.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-15-12 04:09pm - 4543 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
BTW, Heather .......while I'm still nursing my wounds from the error that bought this all about, I'd be interested to know if Miss Grammar picked up on another grammarical bo-bo that I inadvertently made in my #11 post.  | |
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| 07-15-12 04:28pm - 4543 days | #15 | ||
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
Ah but I am not addicted. I have not neglected friendships, my bills are all paid and food is my number one priority. I even made a quiche yesterday - just for me. When I have friends round, they get my homemade cakes. I can't really pass the door test because I have always ignored the door unless I am expecting someone. Uninvited callers are inevitably people trying to sell me something or save me from eternal damnation.
I hope not...no deterioration noticed so far. | ||
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| 07-15-12 05:09pm - 4543 days | #16 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Repent now, Claypaws. And pass the quiche, please.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-15-12 05:28pm - 4543 days | #17 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Hmm ... well, you have two possible errors involving singular subjects used with plural pronouns or referents: (1) you use the singular "anyone" (as in "anyone out there") and "they're" (in "they're right"). That sentence should technically be, "But if this thread strikes anyone out there to mean I'm writing all this from personal experience, then naturally HE'S right ..." (or "she's" ... emphasis mine) (2) you use "all of which" in the last clause, even though your subject is the singular mass noun "variety" (as in "variety of sources" a singular mass noun). God, I'm getting turned on.  Both cases could conceivably be termed errors, but even Miss Grammar thinks that's being hypercritical. And the second case might very well be correct as is, with the "which" clause understood to be referring only to "sources." However, you misspelled "boo boo" above. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-15-12 06:00pm - 4543 days | #18 | |
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
Well, I shan't repent; but if you would like to come over and take some corrective measures, I would be happy to feed you some quiche. I am so glad that you said "possible" errors. I would suggest that both of graymane's usages are correct in modern English. "...anyone...they..." is an acceptable construction to avoid the formal "he", the still-odd-sounding "she" or the cumbersome "he or she" and the corresponding possessives. Collectives, such as "variety of sources", may be treated as singular or plural, depending on context. To use the singular would be strange unless you were intending to emphasise the variety rather than the sources. For example: "A variety of sources provides a richer experience than a single source." ("Provides" rather than "provide"). But: "A variety of sources were selected." ("Were" rather than "was"). And we may even begin a sentence with a conjunction. But not too often. I hope the non-native speakers are still with us. Do you want that quiche warm? | |
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| 07-15-12 07:01pm - 4543 days | #19 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Agreed on all counts, Claypaws. Like you, I side with readability when it comes to these sorts of grammatical conundrums. Besides, graymane deserves a break from the school marm, though I did change my profile pic to appear more stern. Now, slide me over a nice warm piece of quiche and a cup of cold milk, and let's discuss your salvation.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-15-12 07:35pm - 4543 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Impressive critique, Heather. Howsomeever, everything you've so thoughtfully said here has shot right over my head.  Should've focused more on actually learnin' in my English classes rather than allowing my attention to be glued on the "assthetic" properties of my young teacher's derriere ..... as well as capturing views of her perfectly shaped calves, the sight of which unfortunately ending just above the knees. Gams are my biggest turn-on, and hers, as with those of some of my other teachers, always stoked the fiery ambers of my imagination whilest I'm fantasizing on images of what lies above the hem line. Therein is one example of others that play a part in my educational shortcomings. You might Pass that on to Miss Grammar for me if you would. The grammatical error in post #11 I was referring to has to do with a sentence ending in a preparation: "all of which I'm well aware of" | |
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| 07-15-12 07:47pm - 4543 days | #21 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I believe the statement in question is also a run-on sentence.  Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 07-16-12 04:02am - 4542 days | #22 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Actually, graymane, there's nothing wrong with ending sentences with prepositions -- that's an age-old prescription that's been discounted for some time. It doesn't mean that a better sentence can't be constructed by moving the preposition elsewhere, but that's a stylistic concern, not grammatical. Since I do plan to teach at some point, I'll begin toning my calves immediately. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-16-12 06:25am - 4542 days | #23 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
I think my head hurts  If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-16-12 08:23am - 4542 days | #24 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Not to interrupt the English grammar lesson, but ... If anyone is really concerned about "porn addiction" then they should check out the helpful resource we list at the bottom of every page here at PU. Ok, school may continue. Former PornUsers Senior AdministratorNow at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 07-16-12 10:30am - 4542 days | #25 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Dammit - you did interrupt, so it can't be Not...just "To interrupt" Further more, and I believe I speak for everyone who participates on the forums of late, none of us are ready for the helpful resource of breaking our porn addiction (what does that mean?). Usually addictions are things that change your personality when consuming them. The only personality change I have when I view porn is to occasionally whack off and my orgasm gives me chills. I do like it when I can contribute.  If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-16-12 12:04pm - 4542 days | #26 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Khan, please raise your hand before contributing. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-16-12 12:05pm - 4542 days | #27 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Ha -- Khan's been schooled. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-16-12 02:26pm - 4542 days | #28 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Not when you'll quit, but how you'll quit ? Willy Nelson at age 75 " I've outlived my dick " unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-16-12 02:51pm - 4542 days | #29 | ||
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
...with considerable success, Marm.
That sounds tempting enough for me to make another quiche. | ||
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| 07-16-12 03:12pm - 4542 days | #30 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah, go figure ... my English papers always came back looking like they were bleeding to death (full of red ink). And something about explaining to English teachers that spelling wasn't standardized until after the printing press or that rules of grammar change every few years ... well, let's just say I wasn't very popular to the English teachers. Bwhaaaaaa haaaa haaaa Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 07-16-12 03:33pm - 4542 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Golly, Chief! I gotta say it's a relief and a pleasure to see that you're still with us. Having not seen you popping up with your usual regulariy has had me worried. I was begining to suspect the inevitable: Like an organized coup perhaps had occurred -- probably made up of some disheveled (oops) I mean, disgruntled bunch of misguided PU opportunists, who had over-powered Porn User's elite guard and physically ousted Khan from his throne. For Those who're interested, there's a meetin' next week to celebrate Khan's long tenure by collectively hanging a nude love doll of Aria Giovanni in effigy. Kiddin' aside ..... you gotta know we all love'ya, big guy! | |
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| 07-16-12 03:57pm - 4542 days | #32 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Nothing brings people out of the woodwork like a good grammar debate. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-16-12 04:58pm - 4542 days | #33 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It's about your new avator, JB...... it's scaring the hell outta me!  I mean, here I'm sitting at my computer half naked, and all of a sudden this peeping tom's eyeball is in my face, blinking salaciously, non-stop and sight focused right at my family jewels. Couldn't ya give the thing a black patch, or something? | |
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| 07-16-12 05:08pm - 4542 days | #34 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
haha... don't think so Graymane - it's liable to get kicked once Kahn sees it anyway. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-16-12 07:12pm - 4542 days | #35 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Golly, I hope that I'll go first!  | |
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| 07-16-12 07:28pm - 4542 days | #36 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Yup... rules clearly state that you can't have anything that moves. I'm Surprised you haven't already seen something from the man about it.  | |
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| 07-17-12 05:37am - 4541 days | #37 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Come on Greymane, if you can't fuck with da rules occasionally where is the fun? Besides, all those little Smiley faces to the right of this entry point are moving more than my eye. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-17-12 06:48am - 4541 days | #38 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Yuppers. Sorry but we don't allow animated avatars. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 07-17-12 08:18am - 4541 days | #39 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
   If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-17-12 11:50am - 4541 days | #40 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
A preposition is not something you’d want to end a sentence with. Always Avoid Alliteration unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-17-12 01:58pm - 4541 days | #41 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Da man has spoken, JB. Didn't you feel the earth move?  The new one ..... scissor hand? Good choice. It makes an apropos statement: "Don't mess wit' da kid!" | |
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| 07-17-12 02:11pm - 4541 days | #42 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the input, Micha. I'd have to lean more on that premise as well. | |
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| 07-28-12 06:16am - 4530 days | #44 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I quit porn once, once in 1979 , and in 1985 , again 1988, 1992, 1996 2003, 2007, 2009, and finally quit in 2010 . I have come to a conclusion I do not have a porn problem but a commitement problem  .Right Fellows ???  Since 2007 | |
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| 07-28-12 09:32am - 4530 days | #45 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-29-12 08:26pm - 4529 days | #46 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Wow - I'm sorry I missed the boat on this grammatical festival! Not that I could contribute a lot as my school literally cut grammar out of the curriculum the year before I would have been required to take it. I suppose the decision was just foreshadowing (foretelling, foreboding, forecasting, foredeeming, forefathering?, forefeeling, foreglancing, foregoing, foreholding... I'm out.) the extent to which my generation would distort and abuse the English language through Texting and Twitter. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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