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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
The 2008 PU Forum Awards !!! Christmas has come early for some, while others are hoping it never comes again. In case you didn't know, and none of you did, you have all been judged and it is now time for the 2008 Forum Awards (known by it's nickname, the "PUey AWARDS" - named after the contents of my fridge). All the nominees (put forth by me) were judged (by me) and the awards are now handed out (by me ... I'm running a dictatorship here folks, not a democracy). The awards and prize list is long (this automatically gets "Windbag Post of the Year") so strap on your kevlar cod pieces and kiss your downloading ways goodbye for a few minutes. [Note: If you can't handle having won an award, lost an award, failed to receive your prize or feel that you have been inaccurately portrayed in this thread please direct all complaints to me at: wittyguysucks/google.beefdepartment@theinternet.com. All awards are humorous in nature, unaffiliated with the PU/TBP staff and not presented on national tv, so get over it!] Without further delay, let the ceremonies begin! This is a black tie only event so please change into something more appropriate than your porn viewing attire; you know what I'm talking about ... the crusty old "choo-choo train" footsie pajamas ... with the cut out crotch ... with the handy-wipe dispenser / credit card / jump drive bandolier ... or is that just me? First, the POSTER CHILD OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to Toadsith! The man is a machine, already earning the nicknames "The King of Prose" and "Captain of the PU Hindenberg". He truly qualifies as a legend in his own mind after cranking out roughly 350 posts, accounting for nearly 10% of all forum activity. His prize is a Cyrillic alphabet keyboard, which should mitigate his "posting promiscuity" (commonly know as "pp syndrome") and leave us responding to his future posts with the stock phrase "It's all Greek to me". Don't worry, we love ya Toadsith ... at least we say we do ;) Next, we have the AVATAR OF THE YEAR AWARD, which proudly goes to Drooler! Drooler wins this one by "a nose" with his avatar matching his screen name; features a face only a mother could love (sweeping the suburban soccer-MILF vote); and remains tasteful while still suggestive of unpleasant bodily secretions. Drooler's award includes his avatar being used by the SPCA in their spay and neutering program (their slogan is "Prevent someone's future pet from being digitally adopted by some perv and posted on a porn website"). He also gets his avatar used as a background photo prop in an upcoming "Spermswap.com" video. Honorable mentions go to Colm4 just because I like Spongebob; RagingBuddhist as another case of avatar matching screen name; Monahan (sorry to say that "Penguins Go Wee" will not be the next Disney release); and Pazuzu for the self portrait/alien-predator/homemade costume look that is simultaneously both admirable yet undesirable. The SANITATION MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN (aka JANITOR) OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to Willy Nelson ... I mean Willy The Groundskeeper ... I mean Khan! Yes, Khan, the unheralded and all knowing, who lurks around the basement of the forum 24/7/365 picking up the trash, fixing the broken systems, riding herd on the staff, reading all the stuff we leave lying around, kicking the troublemakers off the premises and giving fatherly advice to the wayward ... sort of like a catholic priest ...but in a good way! Khan's prize is a PU embossed mop handle made of "rich Corinthian leather" (obscure Ricardo Montalban commercial / Wrath of Khan reference) and he gets to serve as an evolutionary role model for offering definitive proof that janitors do in fact walk upright. The ERUDITE THREAD/POST OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to Cybertoad for this thread "What do you think about porn and wearing ...". Little did he know that by asking a benign question about porn stars wearing crosses he would get responses ranging from how to secretly calendar sex with your girlfriend, a historical review of the Christian church's use of the cross, a comparison of the Pythagorian Theorem as it relates to Einstein's theory of relativity, to a deep and pointless discussion of what was best described as "post-modern Judeo/Christian value statements as they relate to public iconology" that drove at least one contributor underground. As a prize all contributors to this thread will receive coupons good for an extra "25 bonus points" on their next college entrance exam and a free lobotomy to ensure no tumors are afflicting their frontal cortexes (Any replies with the phrase "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" will also immediately receive electroshock therapy). THREAD TITLE OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to NYGiants03 for his thread "BOOBS!!!". Simple, direct, and oozing of grade school humor it drew a huge number of views. NYGiants is awarded a free boob job for himself (didn't some Vegas entourage type guy win a bet a few years ago by having implants and keeping them in for a year). Next time you see him his avatar will sporting a sweet set of DD's courtesy of Dr. Moreau Jr., an unlicensed Mexican prison doctor, and these babies come with the exclusive "mostly hepatitis free" guarantee. Honorable mentions include the threads "I've been unfaithful" by Messmer and "When your ready, where do you put it at?" by Cybertoad. Our first double winner is Toadsith snatching another PUey for BEST POST OF THE YEAR AWARD with his April 25th post in "What should a PU review include". Freakishly long (stand up and take pride in your "length" Toadsith), insightful, logically laid out and a must read for all who post reviews on PU. It's probably the most referred to post in the forum. Seeing as Toadsith has already be bestowed with the "Second Order Grand Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo" (the only higher award is the Congressional Medal of Porn given posthumously to those who lay down their life for the forum), his prize is having his avatar printed on t-shirts across the nation promoting porn literacy ("Be a perv, be like Toadsith"). The REVENGE OF THE NERDS AWARD goes to BadAndy400 and Cybertoad! BadAndy wins for his contributions to the "Porn Mart" thread. Using his Ouija Board (I'm waiting for the "Wii Ouija" to come out :) and his Magic 8 Ball, BadAndy managed to decipher the unwritten conspiracy between porn site marketers and TBP revenue streams. Cybertoad is a co-winner for his superbly geekish use of statistics in the "Adult Industry Failing?" thread. There, Cybertoad proudly demonstrated how the automakers should have laid their pleas for a government bailout by producing more stats than a bad college football BCS ratings poll. For their prize, both will be appointed Undersecretary of the Treasury and required to fix America's lack of economic confidence and return the government budget to the black by February 1, 2009. Failure to do so will result in them being assigned to Dick Cheney's next pheasant hunt. THE BALLSIEST THREAD/POST OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to Splatnet for his thread "DRM - The REAL Truth". Only a few webmasters dare post their Scrooge-like opinions around the forum, let alone a thread in defense of the DRM practice. He got some serious Gitmo' style treatment from some but despite his beating he kept on ticking. His PUey award includes a jar of spicy pickled Rocky Mountain Oysters to enjoy while he licks his wounds (those not familiar with this American mountain delicacy go here). An honorable mention, and a serious one for a change, goes out to MargulisAZ who posted on 9-4 in the "What makes a Addict or Collector" thread that he had some serious life problems with porn and addiction in general and was disabling his account so as to climb back on recovery wagon. We all hope things are turning around for him. Williamj also gets a runner-up nod for his "Something seems a bit odd with pornusers .." thread. Here he laid out his conspiracy theory regarding the big raffle winners and their allegedly cookie cutter reviews. His thread got replies like a turd draws flies, resulting in a back alley beat down that would make Mike Tyson cringe. Edited on Dec 03, 2008, 05:59pm | |
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| 12-01-08 10:35pm - 5826 days | #2 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
We're getting down there fellow PUers, just a few more awards to go! In an award that defies any respect for conflicts of interest standards, the HILARIOUS POST/THREAD OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to ME!!!, for my 11-28 post in the What would be your '100' site?" thread. Fueled by alcohol, food prep stress and a bad case of pre-Thanksgiving L-tryptophan hallucinations, I came up with a "perfect website review" that managed to offend two major religions, made a mockery of all existing porn sites, and include more gadgets than a Star Trek movie; all of which somehow came together in a humorous fashion. My award is getting to host the PUey's again next year. Friggin' yay. Honorable mentions go to contributors to the threads "Topical Thread - Terminology" which discussed many slang words and phrases for sex and genitalia; "Porn Movies - Best Remakes"; and, "Adult Industry Failing" which sported numerous creative adult movie titles. Next comes the DARWIN AWARD POST/THREAD OF THE YEAR AWARD. For those not familiar with the Darwin Awards, check them out here. Inspired by nature's cruel and sometimes amusing fist of death, this award goes to darealkidd for his thread "1080p / HighDefPorn / etc.". Lured in by a seemingly innocent enough title, viewers were met with the opening post: a slow moving giant train wreck of text 60 lines long, filled with text message shorthand, impenetrable grammar, responses to other forum thread postings, train of thought life stories and other assorted debris; all which earns a score of "10" on the bizzarro meter. Normally, this thread would not qualify for a Darwin award as it did get numerous responses, mostly along the lines of "What the hell is this?". My own internal reaction was to flashback to the movie Pulp Fiction; leaving me to ask, "Who unleashed The Gimp on the forum?". Making darealkidd's award even more improbable is that he explained his computer useage problems in that he lost his right leg, has a nonfunctional left arm and severely injured right hand from a motorcycle accident. How then, you ask, did he manage to pull off this award? Because he his avatar is a FREAKIN' MOTORCYCLE RACER!!!! For his prize darealkidd wins a trip to the upcoming Darwin awards ... on Friday the 13th ... in the ever temporary Mauna Loa Volcano Crater Resort ... with complimentary limo services provided by the "Mr. Magoo and Toonces the Driving Cat Chauffer Service". [To darealkidd, if you're reading this, sorry man. I respect everyone who posts here. Sometimes the spotlight of PUey's has to probe where the sun doesn't wanna shine.] Our last award of the evening is the MR. IRRELEVANT AWARD. Normally, this honor goes to the last person taken in the NFL Draft. This year, however, this lump of coal is being dumped on me. This PUey goes to the thread with the fewest number of views through November 2008 (no links, they're irrelevant). Not only do I claim that honorific title, I also had 4th least viewed thread (thanks to BadAndy and Turboshaft for their earlier pity posts to these threads). How do I feel about this award? I answer: "How does Max Hardcore feel now about prison sex movies?" "How does the school jock who married the cheerleader feel about waking up to his now 40 year old, 400 lb cow moose of wife?" I'll get over it ... but if you see me with an avatar of Jack Nicholson's character from 'The Shining', ranting "Heeeeeere's Johnny", my advice would be to run for it. My prize is the less than inspiring, incomplete works of the not so great Greek poet Mediocroties and, uhh, ... something else ... whatever, it's irrelevant. Edited on Dec 03, 2008, 04:57pm | |
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| 12-01-08 10:35pm - 5826 days | #3 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
To close out the evening (you can change back into your porn viewing attire now) I'm including a series of quips, witticisms, one liners and just plain amusing posts from the forum this year in no particular order. And remember, post early and post often and be afraid, be very afraid, of the 2009 Forum Award Puey's .... ....... Drooler (11-26: "Your Avatar" thread): "For a good brawl, go to You-Tube. For edification, choose Porn Users." BadAndy400 (11-13: "Organizing the Video Collection" thread): "But when porn is outlawed I will be sitting pretty for a long time ... unless of course those bastards come and take my [porn] stash because my name is all over the internet porn world". (Reply from Toadisth on 11-13): "That's why you need to invest in the Advanced Hard Drive Protection System. Also, more commonly known as the Benelli M4 Super 90 Semi-Automatic Shotgun." Wittyguy (6-13 "Sites You Wish Were Still Around" thread) (responding to a post about braless English girls): "Just don't look at their teeth." (6-13 reply from Monahan): "Really? My gaze never made it up that high". BadAndy400 (10-1: "Careless Reviews and Reading Cost Us All" thread): "Facts are facts and opinions are like assholes." Drooler (9-16: "I've Been Unfaithful" thread): (responding to someone finding a porn review site that actually diss'ed a website they reviewed) "It's like discovering a new planet in the solar system. Switching now to PBS: 'The planet Messmer was discovered ... radio waves emanating from it reveal an honest distaste for 'Granny Porn'." Pat362 (8-8: "Hat's off to Khan" thread): "KHAN .. KHAN .. KHAN. This concludes my William Shatner impersonation." JBDick (4-9: "Report Bugs Here" thread): (responding to Rick's thread regarding any problems with the PU website) "Like the Carlsberg Beer Complaints Dept., it looks like it's never been used." Drooler (10-6: "Now we'll see how addicted we are" thread): "It's a lot better to go through times of dope but no money than to go through times of money but no dope." Toadsith (9-15: "Mazda RX 8 or Puegot 307" thread): "One doesn't go out for a night of fine dining with German cuisine and one does not go out for a sturdy, reliable car made in France." (9-19: same thread, in response to someone selling a Lotus and trading it in for Lamborghini because of engine problems) "Isn't that like saying a Jalapeno pepper is too hot so I'll eat this Habanero pepper instead?" Wittyguy (6-13: "Big Brother Comes Knocking the UK" thread) (responding to question about what the Statue of Liberty's tablet says): "Currently, the tablet has a list of Dick Cheney's enemies on it (carvers work around the clock adding names to it)." Pat362 (9-2: "Reviews and the age gap" thread): "I'm not expecting a giant afro bush, but must all female performers be without pubic hair today." (reply from Drooler on 9-3): "Some low nap carpeting is fine by me." JBDick (5-19: "Easter Europeans taking over" thread): "I've just had a lengthy chat with someone who knows all about European Models/Pornstars ... my dick" RagingBuddhist (10-17: "Effect of Membership Pricing on Decision to Join a Site" thread): "For some reason, I like having food in the fridge more than I do porn on my hard drives." Pat362 (10-21: "What do you think about porn and wearing ..." thread): "I would [add] that if Einstein had seen Carmella [Bing's] boobs in motion he would gladly have volunteered to show her his theories on the Big Bang." Toadsith (5-23: "the more, the merrier" thread) (responding to why more people don't join PU): "I think Porn User's should band together, purchase an Airship and fly it on an epic adventure around the world, dropping pro-porn pamphlets on the unenlightened masses below to guide them to their home away from home: 66.115.137.185." Wittyguy (reply on 5-23): "Toadsith: aka Captain of the PU Hindenberg". Drooler (4-10: "Natasha Shy" post): "Stuffing a soda bottle in her twat! Now that's what I call product placement." Messmer (9-12: "Turn On or Turn Offs" thread): "Maybe they [photographers] are zooming in on the genitals because the model is reading a book or having lunch while makings some enthusiastic noises just to keep us fooled." JBDick (5-6: "Why do Pornstars Dress like Pornstars" thread): "... I'd like to see a porn version of Star Trek - Voyager with 7 of 9 replaced by 6 of 9 .... Now that's a serious boner moment ... where Jeri Ryan sports the Super Galactic Borg Camel Toe ..." So conclude the "gems of the forum". There were many more that could have made the list but I had to shut this mega post down at some point. Feel free to chime in with your own PUey awards, nominations, prizes or gems to date from the forum. As post revisionist note, if you're just stumbling across this post and wondering what happened to 2009, here's the link to the 2009 Forum Awards. Edited on Dec 30, 2009, 07:54pm | |
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| 12-01-08 11:33pm - 5826 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Wittyguy, you're killing me. What a fine collection! This stuff should make it into an airport bookstore someday. Or perhaps in a fine-crafted, hardbound coffee table edition. I'm too fried in the head (work, not chemical amusement aid) to add right now. Thanks for all this. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-02-08 12:30am - 5826 days | #5 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Truly Awsome . That all I can say. Since 2007 | |
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| 12-02-08 05:18am - 5826 days | #6 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Heh heh - good stuff. Just one piece of advice. Either keep off the drugs or get back on them! | |
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| 12-02-08 07:22am - 5826 days | #7 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
LOL! Wow! That is epic! First off, many thanks for the awards, I am deeply honored. Poster Child - who'd've thought? Though I must admit it is a little disturbing to realize my posts account for near on 10% of the forum... perhaps I have a bit too much free time, lol. Still, mad props for the awards ceremony - the dancing girls were a nice touch - I don't think we'll see that show recreated anytime soon. I do hope that donkey recovers soon - and I honestly didn't know EMTs regularly stocked stretchers for animals that large. I must say though, you either have an impressive memory, or have spent an impressive amount of time reviewing the past year's posts - I don't recall even a third of the stuff I, myself have posted - not even that Airship post, lol So, without further ado, I grant you the title of "Supreme Archival Monkey or: How a Howler Monkey Learned to Read and Catalog the Porn Users Forum" Btw, speaking of silly references, nice Waits reference, I always liked his comment of "I'm so horny the crack of Dawn better be careful around me!"
I gladly accept the prize - though I'm afraid its effect won't be to mitigating the "posting promiscuity" - for you see I type in Dvorak, which means my current Microsoft Natural keyboard lists the home row as "asdf jkl;", but in reality it is "aoeu htns" - it makes folks aweful confused when they try "hunt and peck" style typing on computer. I dare say a Cyrillic keyboard would just boggle them more, lol Oh! and the Porn Literacy shirts, excellent plan! Though I wonder what Patrick McGoohan would think if one of those shirts walked by. P.S. I was inspired by your x-mas hat to x-mas-a-cize my avatar, as well, please excuse the copy-cat behavior :-D "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 12-02-08 09:27am - 5826 days | #8 | |
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Rick (0)
Suspended  Posts: 401 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
OMG, who would have thought this random little porn forum attract such talent? "All the nominees (put forth by me) were judged (by me) and the awards are now handed out (by me ... I'm running a dictatorship here folks, not a democracy)." Wittyguy from the "left" coast has mad skills! Nice job man, this thread should earn you an insta-spot in the "PUey Hall of Fame", which you've been nominated to create as well. :) The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn Porn Users - Porn Review by the People Ranks.com, Inc., Chief/Founder | |
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| 12-02-08 10:38am - 5826 days | #9 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
ROFL ... those were great!! Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-02-08 10:50am - 5826 days | #10 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Absolutely hillarious - what great inputs from Wittyguy - why do we still miss Jack Kerouac.......... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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| 12-02-08 11:07am - 5826 days | #11 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 12-02-08 11:27am - 5826 days | #12 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Not sure what you mean by the fried links. Be aware that the forum will not display real long links .. it's a formatting issue. The forum WILL maintain the links so if you click them, you should go to the correct location. I know all the ones I spot checked seemed to work ok. If there's a specific link you'd like me to look at, just let me know ... I'll try my new mop on it. ;) Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-02-08 11:37am - 5826 days | #13 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 12-02-08 11:41am - 5826 days | #14 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
When you say "hypertext" threads, you're not meaning raw html code, are you? If you want, cut a block of the code w/ an example of the URL's that got "fried" into an email and I'll take a look. Maybe I can see something to suggest to simplify the formatting. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-02-08 11:43am - 5826 days | #15 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 12-02-08 11:46am - 5826 days | #16 | |
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nygiants03 (0)
Active User  Posts: 23 Registered: Apr 15, '07 Location: USA |
Wow, all I can say is wow. This thread must of took sometime to type. Wish I could of played a bigger part in this forum. All you pornusers have put sometime into making this one of the best forums around. I am going to try to get on this forum more often. Oh yeah, Thanks for the THREAD TITLE OF THE YEAR AWARD "Boobs", I tried. lol. | |
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| 12-02-08 11:51am - 5826 days | #17 | |
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Rick (0)
Suspended Posts: 401 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
Damn, I knew the lack of a college degree would someday come to bite me in the ass!! :-p The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn Porn Users - Porn Review by the People Ranks.com, Inc., Chief/Founder | |
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| 12-02-08 01:47pm - 5826 days | #18 | |
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Riffy (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '08 Location: Scotland |
Some very funny stuff there mate. Cheered me up on this miserable freezing British weather we're having while I suffer with my second cold/flu/whatever this past month. www.rockchicksandbikerbabes.co.uk | |
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| 12-02-08 01:57pm - 5826 days | #19 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 12-02-08 11:00pm - 5825 days | #20 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User  Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Amazing, absolutely amazing! You are one of the main reasons I keep coming back to this board, puts a smile on my face every time. Now if I could just find those handy-wipes... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-03-08 09:13am - 5825 days | #21 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Hilarious. I wish I had your gift, wittyguy. Thanks for making my day (using Clint Eastwood voice). | |
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| 12-03-08 01:05pm - 5825 days | #22 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 12-03-08 03:24pm - 5825 days | #23 | |
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williamj (0)
Active User Posts: 102 Registered: Sep 29, '07 Location: usa |
Okay enough, LOL I ate enough crow and I took it in the neck. Wittyguy I'll admit I was a bit harsh and wrongly judgmental in my thread. My Irish got the best of me. To any and all PU contributors that I singled out I apologize. I could have posted what I was thinking differently. I will tip my hat to how well everyone defended themselves and others; it showed how educated members are. But I will never say I should have been more politically correct. I hate that modern day bullshit term. A sincere hand shakes to all. Of course after I wash it! I hope this puts this behind me and I can be a part of this forum again as a contributor in good standing. Williamj Will | |
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| 12-03-08 04:13pm - 5825 days | #24 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I can't imagine there is anybody at this point with their feathers still ruffled. One universal thing it seems about people who love porn is that they tend to mellow out pretty quick, I mean - after all, isn't that what porn is? The merging of good entertainment and good rest & relaxation? Anyway, I think all of us consider you a valued contributer - feathers need a bit of ruffling now and again, otherwise they get all dusty and whatnot. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 12-03-08 04:31pm - 5825 days | #25 | |
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williamj (0)
Active User Posts: 102 Registered: Sep 29, '07 Location: usa |
well spoken Will | |
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| 12-03-08 04:37pm - 5825 days | #26 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Expect nothing less from the King of Prose. Thanks and I'll stop being an arrogant ass now, lol :-P "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 12-07-08 03:23am - 5821 days | #27 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I nominate Pinche Kankun for the "Extreme Code Switching Award of the Year." The same person who says: YOU WILL SEE SUM LINEZ UNDER THOSE ASSCHEEKS THAT WILL HARDEN UR KNOB ALMOST 2 TITANIUM STATUS!! and: PHUCK DAT!!! She ain't gotta talk!!! All she gotta do is moan!!! HA HA HA HA :D! and: HA HA HA HA HA HA... U MUTHAPHUCKAS IZ HILARIOUS!!! :D Also says: One thing does concern me, though... Why would anyone give anyone a negative trust rating and not comment to explain why? And: The only way that we will get our point across to these industries is to attend siminars like the La Erotica and voice our opinions, or actually submit comments and suggestions to the actual company and/or website!! These are probably not the best examples to show the contrasts, but suffice it to say that Pinche has quite a range of expression. I always enjoy his posts. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-07-08 11:53am - 5821 days | #28 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
So it's not just me that detects a bit of Sybil in some of Pinche's posts? I second the nomination! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-12-08 02:38am - 5816 days | #29 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I nominate Walter for the "Attack of the Shill Award." Just read the reply section of my review of Jenni's Secrets. Funny! Well, almost. (Sorry, I've tried all kinds of things to make the link work, but it will only default link to a different site.) Added by admin: https://www.pornusers.com/replies_view.html?id=14051 I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 12, 2008, 02:43am Edited by Staff on Dec 12, 2008, 05:09am (Khan: added url) | |
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| 12-12-08 06:18am - 5816 days | #30 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Just read it, thanks to the link from Khan. If Walter was still around he would certainly be worth a "no" for a trust vote. I see you already cast your vote Drooler. Most of the comments on here are intelligent, and from people who are serious about their subject. Comes as a bit of a surprise when one or two are not up to standard. Sounds like a great addition to Wittyguy's golden gala. | |
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| 12-12-08 02:48pm - 5816 days | #31 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 01:52pm | |
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| 12-12-08 06:55pm - 5816 days | #32 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I take my hat off to you sir. Those awards were just too good. You must have the patience of a God to be able to sift through all those prior post. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-19-08 05:40pm - 5809 days | #33 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Wow - I need to read this stuff on this site more thoroughly... I just now saw that I got an honorable mention for my avatar and never said thank you. Pictures of me (no matter how old they are) are never mentioned honorably. So... Thank you! Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 09-01-09 11:24pm - 5552 days | #34 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I know it has not been a full year yet, but I cant wait for the 2009 version anyway. Better start working on this soon Wittyguy. Are you commanded to put together funny stuff everywhere you go? "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 10-10-09 09:49am - 5514 days | #35 | |
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Willard (0)
Active User  Posts: 1 Registered: Sep 25, '09 Location: Japan |
a Greedy Willard | |
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| 12-17-09 06:03pm - 5446 days | #36 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 12-17-09 08:09pm - 5446 days | #37 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
NB: At the Jenni's Secrets forum, there's a "Walter" on the site end of things. Coincidence? It's gotta be! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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