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| 12-16-10 10:51pm - 5119 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
What I hate about porn It being the holiday season, I thought I'd gather my thoughts and give thanks for the things I hate about porn. Please feel free to add to this post. Male actors who suck air in through their teeth hissing and let it out with a "whoaaaaaaaa" - constantly through the entire 20 min clip. Female actors who bellow and hollow like a stuffed pig constantly though an entire 20 min clip. Meg Ryan was more believable in "When Sally met Harry". Money shots which 95% of the time end up as a masturbation scene regardless of where it's spewed. Wouldn't you think after 20 mins of constant sex the girl would get them off? Male actors who think we like to watch - cheek fucking, cheek fucking and then slapping the cheek, penis face and tongue slapping, mouth swishing with their penis, etc. Can't they just stay on track and down to business - Ever heard of substance over style? Cameramen who have their head up their ass, panning down for a pussy shot just when the female is choking down 11 inches of meat - or just losing control of the camera - or a stupid shot of the guy's face - for what? Just what I wanted to see!! But - not to be totally contrary, I do like what a pussy pump does to a pussy - like a bowl full of jelly - Santa must be getting his rocks off! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-16-10 11:16pm - 5119 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
All I can say, jBerry, is do some research backtracking our threads and posts... and you'll find that you're NOT ALONE. For rants, sir, you're at the right place. Speaking of the right place......we're glad to have you on board, and look forward to your future thoughts. | |
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| 12-17-10 08:38am - 5119 days | #3 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
sorry about NOT backtracking - not one of my favorite things to do but since I asked for other ppl's thoughts I guess I should huh? Oh...and I forgot - plastic tits If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! Edited on Dec 17, 2010, 09:00am | |
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| 12-17-10 10:06am - 5119 days | #4 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
 .Go ahead....Knock yourself out! I love rants..... I don't mind if it is as Ranter or Rantee!  Either way, entertainment-wise it works for me. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Dec 17, 2010, 10:10am | |
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| 12-17-10 06:22pm - 5119 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Since this is never a subject that's boring to me then let me add some to your list in no particular order. 1-Facials, facials, facials. I don't know who came up with the idea but I wish he hadn't. I'm sure that he had no idea that it would one day become a regular on many porn films and worse an appreciated and asked for fetish. 2-The lost of acting in porn so that we now have girls who's only talent during the sex scene is to repeat the words: Oh Fuck, Oh Shit, Oh God and of course Oh My God. 3-Mysoginistic attitude toward the female performers in the form of chocking, slapping, spitting, skull F..G, pile driving and verbal abuse. 4-The complete lost art of foreplay. I wonder if I'm part of a dying breed of men who want to see some actual foreplay in porn. My idea of foreplay is not a girl on her knees about to give a BJ to a guy that doesn't need it because he's rock hard. 5-Gonzo Porn or at least Gonzo Porn as it exist today. It 's for sure that todays idea of gonzo porn is not the one I first discovered n the late 80's early 90's. Mind you it could be because the poepl that made that kind of gonzo were from the previous generation of feature porn. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-17-10 06:39pm - 5119 days | #6 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Everything you said is true. Looking at some older porn recently, say something like CJ Laing's scene with Tony Perez in the tub is so mish mashed that it takes the fun out of her actually getting him off (now THAT's the way they should cum!) or the same could be said for the movie Deepthroat when all the bells are tolling, the fireworks blasting and the music wailing... Dam wouldn't I love to get a hold of the raw footage of that film. It's so bad you can't edit out that stuff without maybe spending $20K on editing equipment and even then... In my opinion a big waste of the most famous deep throat scene. oh well my rant... And I must say that porn in general has always been somewhat mysoginistic even without the choking, slapping...etc. And those scenes, while not up my personal alley of sexual turn-ons, has a place in porn for those ppl who do like it. Even stuff that is considered obscene by law has a place in people's taste. But then that's my definition of porn - consenting adults paid to sexually entertain in whatever way. But as this thread says, It's what you hate about porn. Thanks for the input. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-18-10 03:09am - 5118 days | #7 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
It will come as no surprise to regulars around here, but here is mine. Incomplete strip sequences: For me, there is nothing more frustrating than a nicely shot strip sequence which either starts or finishes part way through. Rushing: The rush to masturbation / toys / gyno before the end of the strip, or without any tasteful coy & explicit full body nudity. Too much 'Touchy - Feely.': It isn't convincing & it spoils the damn view!!! Excessive use of Close-ups: Largely, I want to see the WHOLE model, not just her tits or internal plumbing. Misuse of the term 'nude.' FFS Nude means NO CLOTHES! Geddit! Sheesh!  There feel better now!  Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-18-10 03:12am - 5118 days | #8 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
In reply to your video oriented comments. I really hate the mysoginistic attitudes.  Yes, perhaps some women do get off on being treated badly but, I much prefer if both parties are obviously enjoying the experience. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-18-10 06:47am - 5118 days | #9 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
IDK Capn - what a person won't do for a buck. Take Facial Abuse. One would think a model would check content before doing it so there isn't a question about what's going to happen. Hailey Young did it twice. Some cry. If you're willing to put yourself into that situation and know you won't enjoy it then it seems economics is the answer and you deserve what you get. And some people like that - I just don't watch it. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-18-10 10:33am - 5118 days | #10 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User  Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Most of my dislikes have been well chronicled above, so I'll elaborate on some. 1. The cameraman zooming on a dick when the babe's big tits are in fast and furious action. 2. A 20 minute clip where 10 minutes is wasted on an uninteresting (mechanical) blow job. 3. Mis-identification of models. (By that I mean where the webmaster just gets the names totally wrong. Worst examples are found daily on VideoBox) 4. Internal links to content that has been removed but the link remains. 5. A 20 minute clip where the dude spends the last 5 minutes jacking off. (Why can't the jerkoff be edited out and just go with the splat shot?) | |
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| 12-18-10 10:39am - 5118 days | #11 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
This forum is Rant Central, often with a "porn sucks" theme, ironically, so jberry, you have found your true nesting place. | |
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| 12-18-10 10:58am - 5118 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Your comment as touched a nerve with me. I rejoined Facial Abuse again this year. I think that was my first brain fart moment of the year. My second was Ferro. Now I was a member of FA a few years ago and the content was not very good back then and I thought that maybe they had chosen to change their style. They also had a couple of my favorite as well as 1-2 newbies. They did change their style but for the worse. A performer who tried to do a shoot for them wrote on another forum that the shoot was so bad that she didn't even finish the shoot. She stopped the scene before they got to the actual sex. She got a nose bleed from it and she had blood in both eyes. She was aware of what they were like before she agreed to do the scene but a friend or at least someone she thougth was a friend told her that everything would be fine and that these guys were actully much nicer than what was writtten about them. Let's just say that the performer is no longer friends with the girl. I saw a couple of pictures that she posted and it wasn't pretty Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-18-10 01:15pm - 5118 days | #13 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Well she made a rather bad choice then. I'm not saying that they don't, but like this model they can back out. Sorry to hear that she ended up rather worse for wear from the experience. Personally if I were her and I'd looked at any of their stuff I'd have said no thanks unless it was something that really turned me on in my personal life. But unfortunately she listened to other people - amazing how subjective people's opinions are when it comes to sexual gratification. To be somewhat empathetic, how many times have we done stupid things in our lives ... and lived to regret it- I know I have more than once. And look back on it and say "how could I have been so stupid". Life's lessons.\ I guess really my post "IDK Capn" was intended to just say that we all are responsible for our choices, good, bad, or painful. Depresses me to even think back on my bad choices sometimes.  Now - back to the beefs. Did I say I hate plastic tits? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-18-10 04:42pm - 5118 days | #14 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I agree with you and I think she would to. The only reason i think she went against her better judgement is that she had done a shoot for Kink and although you'd think that a network dedicated to BSDM would be a bad place to work for. She had a wonderful time with Kink. Now unto you dislike of implants. Do you hat all implants or have them better some exceptions because they were so great that you couldn't really tell that they were in fact implants? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-19-10 08:45am - 5117 days | #15 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Well far it be for me to not comment on this rant  1. Tired porn stars, some are so busy and become so famous they get wiped out, I saw a scene from Jessica Jaymes done a month or so ago. Gees you would think she didn't sleep for a week before the scene. 2. I have said it before, guys talking. Its my fantasy not yours, its my dime not yours. Shut the hell up. 3. More then three in a Lez scene. Lets face it the camera guy's can barely watch two ppl let alone three or more. Keep the count down unless you are and extreme camera man. So much is missed in multi-play scenes. 4. Slow updates, I hate a site that charges 29.95 for a month and does 2-4 updates in one month. 5. And my biggest pet peave is ( already said) Closeups. If a camera guy can not hold his camera still at 8 feet  What makes Directors think they can pan worth a crap close up Get where the action is or pan out dumb ass. I am sure shooting is hard with a boner, so advice to Camera guys, go rub one out and then hold the Camera with your one steady hand.  Sorry I get really cheesed at the crappy shooting now days. Since 2007 | |
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| 12-19-10 05:50pm - 5117 days | #16 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
In general I hate implants BUT I'll give you that some girls who a) have nothing; or b) have lost the shape, probably could benefit but not too big. My sister is an MD and has lost some of her breast material to cancer but refuses the implant because she thinks of the potential risks - I respect that but if it were me I'd probably have done it. At any rate I guess the big plastic ones that wrinkle around the edges really put me off. Nika Noir is a good example - she had ok breasts, but instead of getting something to give her a more appealing look she blows them up like a balloon. Same with McKenzie Miles who had great natural breasts. Poor choices in my opinion - maybe most guys like it - that might be a good poll question using a specific example as one of the choices. I also agree with Cybertoad that a Steadycam would be appropriate for those close ups - sometimes I feel seasick. The thing about guys talking - I guess sometimes it's okay but not the director talking over the sex noise - very unprofessional. A couple of ones with Gracie Glam & Kathy Heaven on Deepthroat Love are good examples of this idiotic practice. Also, probably what you had in mind, was the gonzo shooting of Kasey Chase on Deepthroat Love - probably the biggest waste of a model's abilities where the chat and crappy directing overshadows the point of the exercise (and REALLY pissed me off.) One of the models I most want to see perform ends up being one of the worst scenes offered on Deepthroat Love, and that includes girls that couldn't throat it!! and speaking of shooting........ If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! Edited on Dec 19, 2010, 06:01pm | |
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| 12-19-10 08:11pm - 5116 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, here are a couple of mine in no particular order: - Others have touched upon this already, with guys talking and gonzo porn, but as many here know I absolutely hate douchebags--it's what I like to call the Joe Francis factor. This is where the director/actor/cameraman/whatever thinks he's just God's gift to young horny women everywhere...and of course he's not. First, the young woman is getting paid, so that might sweeten the whole touch-my-cock deal a little. Second, for being the sex fantasy incarnate of horny women you sure do act like an ass and it's ruining my porn. Shut up, get behind or off camera or go join Joe and his Girls Gone Wild band of jackasses. You're making porn, that should be enough of a boast right there, you don't need to overdo it and remind viewers how cool/lucky/hot it all is. - Cybertoad might have hinted at this above, but I'm not a fan of porn stars who try to pad their resume and start to wander outside the business. I'm looking at you, Sasha Grey (and she's calling her lawyer  )! But I don't want to hear about or see a professional from the world of the perverted arts try to act in a non-adult film, or write some tell-all memoir/coffee table book, or just engage in some genuine non-porn job. As much as I rant and rave about the need for the full legalization of porn everywhere (public libraries should prepare for a rush of borrowers) I have always liked the outlaw, non-mainstream status of porn. It feels like an exclusive club where the prudes and party poopers of this often shitty world don't exist. I like that it's controversial and not accepted everywhere--I say, good, fuck off and leave us to our depravity! So every time a porn star does some "outside" work I feel a little piece of that once-exclusive world fall away...so sad.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 12-19-10 09:01pm - 5116 days | #18 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
I actually prefer a new post on an old topic in some cases. The last thing I want to do some days is read three pages of replies going back to '08 to understand the context of the latest reply. | |
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| 12-19-10 09:10pm - 5116 days | #19 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
Here are a few of my peeves that haven't been covered yet: 1) The newbie models that look like a deer in the headlights during their scenes. They can have angelic beauty but if they look as if they are about to be raped it sort of kills the mood. 2) The models who are in hardcore sex but leave a top or skirt scrunched up around their midsection. What is that?? I can see leaving on heals, stockings or a necklace but how is the belly-scrunch sexy? 3) Spitting, yuck! | |
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| 12-19-10 10:39pm - 5116 days | #20 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I like it (like, huh ... yeah, right) when they lower the camera so far down that you see the bed and just the woman's face from the cat's perspective. That's in videos. And one thing in photos that I am really SICK OF is when they cram the girl's head into one corner of the image area and cram her ass into the other -- usually cropping off hair, legs, and sometimes even some ass in the process. And the pics are 1600 pixels long end or larger. What the hell fuck are these people thinking? Cramped for space? And then they stick the logo right on her head, too. I can just hear some webmaster telling some shit about how some of their members like it that way. Well, fuck them, too, then. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 20, 2010, 07:41am | |
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| 12-20-10 10:19am - 5116 days | #21 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Without being judgmental about your feelings, I do find them a bit odd. Seeing Sasha outside of porn makes me feel like we've sneaked a little on "them folk" that they otherwise wouldn't like. My take on Sasha is that she has always been balls to the wall porn star who doesn't let anything get in the way of pushing her limits. She's a star's star in my mind and nothing she does gets under my skin, though I'm not nutz over her deepthroats all that much and I don't know why because she shows it pushes her limits. Wish I did cause I like her. Gold & Drool thanks for the input - IDK about half dressed sex, I guess it's a style that people enjoy. Drool - the camera person -  sometimes they just lose it don't they. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-20-10 11:11am - 5116 days | #22 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Nice ones ! I agree Since 2007 | |
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| 12-20-10 09:54pm - 5115 days | #23 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Don't worry, you wouldn't be the first. In fact, go join the crowd who are equally puzzled/disturbed/creeped out/calling the police about my feelings.  Hell, I don't even understand what I'm thinking most of the time! I'd start therapy, but then eventually the therapist would just have to enter treatment too!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 12-21-10 08:45am - 5115 days | #24 | |
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BenThruston (0)
Active User Posts: 16 Registered: Nov 11, '10 Location: USA |
Don't know about "scrunching," but depending on the theme of the scene, like sex at the office, elevator quickie, lusty affair, etc it fits. Really lusty sex, works fine. Taking off clothes just takes time, leave'em and get to it  About only things I really can't stand in porn (that I can think of) 1) Already been noted, but you're going to have a hard time selling me on stuff like the gagging BJ or of course the foot on girl's head while pounding. I know, there's a market for it, usually in the S&M/Bondage/Extreme area...leave it there. 2) "Oh shit...oh shit....OH FUCK!" Yeah...feel the same way watching this video. Guess that appeals to some too, but for me, some scenes are SO much hotter when muted. | |
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| 12-21-10 09:55am - 5115 days | #25 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Speaking of leaving the shoes on, what's with the fuck me platforms - The weirdest pair of footwear since Cinderella's glass slippers - and just about as dangerous. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-22-10 01:39am - 5114 days | #26 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended  Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
- Hate the panty stuffers, I'm all for dildos, in fact it's one of my favorite fetishes, but a pair of panties being pulled out of my favorite model always gets my dick in turtle mode...total turnoff, same for vegetables - Karups videography. Holy shit do these guys suck, and I'm not just being a prick, the worst videography I have ever seen  - Uncut cocks. Gross man, just fucking gross. Looks like some weird alien pea-pod that probed me in a bad dream - hemorrhoids, nothing gets my dick softer than a big, nasty, dingle-berry of dry dead skin hanging off of a chics asshole  - Fake cum shots that are obviously a tube of banana gogurt being squeezed out along the side of the actors cock - Fisters. If I can stick my fist up a chic I'd run for the hills....  6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Dec 22, 2010, 10:51pm | |
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| 12-22-10 09:47am - 5114 days | #27 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
funnest set of come backs yet - thanks!!Worst Videographer for me is the dude who shot Gracie Glam, Kathy Heaven, & Vicky Chase for DeepthroatLove. Total idiot and knows how to totally screw up a scene. Uncut cocks - reminds me of Winston where he pulls his foreskin down over the head repeatedly before sticking down her throat. Having actually done a fisting once, there's something hot in that - I've seen two up the butt and two up the puss - ouch!! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! Edited on Dec 22, 2010, 09:54am | |
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| 12-22-10 10:50am - 5114 days | #28 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 You run for the hills and I'll take your place. I say it's just another way to share your love with that special girl, though most are pretty intimidated-to-freaking-the-fuck-out when you come at them with a fist. I wonder why...  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 12-22-10 11:16am - 5114 days | #29 | |
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gonzooprano (0)
Active Webmaster Posts: 40 Registered: Oct 17, '10 Location: Atlanta,Ga. |
Maybe someone can tell me the fascination with women spitting on cocks? | |
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| 12-22-10 10:27pm - 5113 days | #30 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Cum in reverse? or just to lube the tube me thinks. or just plain nasty! Personally I like when I guy spits in her face and she spits right back at him - funny. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-22-10 11:04pm - 5113 days | #31 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Man do I feel sorry for that poor girl, TWO fists in her ass? When she shits she probably just sits on the toilet and it falls out, no pushing or straining required. 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Dec 22, 2010, 11:08pm | |
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| 12-22-10 11:50pm - 5113 days | #32 | |
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slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
humorous on-going rant, guys. i agree with most, however i do think sex with clothes still partially on can be pretty hot, who hasn't had sex with their partner in a hurried fashion with some of their clothes still on? my main complaints these days are similar to everyone else's: loss of eroticism, too much abuse, and too little editing. I still don't understand why so many photosets contain the same basic shot 10 times in a row, especially if it is a closeup - I understand they spent good money to take nude photos of a lady, but that doesn't mean they have to post every fucking picture on their site... Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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| 12-23-10 09:51am - 5113 days | #33 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
1. Tired porn stars, some are so busy and become so famous they get wiped out, I saw a scene from Jessica Jaymes done a month or so ago. Gees you would think she didn't sleep for a week before the scene. *I agree but I'm not sure if it's their porn job as much as the other activities that is making them tired. Just look at the number of new performers that a few years would already have filmed plenty of movies and have barely a dozen titles to their name. 3. More then three in a Lez scene. Lets face it the camera guy's can barely watch two ppl let alone three or more. Keep the count down unless you are and extreme camera man. So much is missed in multi-play scenes. *I rarely want to see more than 2 persons in a scene. The exception are if there is going to be a DP but otherwise the menage-a-trois just means that you have to keep track of too much action. That said I have seen a couple of lesbian videos that had 3 women in it and it was super hot but it requires a very good director who knows what he or she is doing. That is rare. Long live the Brown Coats. Edited on Dec 23, 2010, 09:55am | |
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| 12-23-10 10:04am - 5113 days | #34 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
My idea of working outside of porn is more like the dance circuit(stripping) or escorting. I'd consider both of those professions to be somewhat more tiring than an actual porn shoot. The list of active porn performers that do mainstream work is very small. I know that Faye Reagan and Zoe Foss both do modeling for some certain companies and I don't think that all the gigs are nude modeling. I no longer consider Sasha Grey a pornstar. She hasn't admited that she won't ever do porn again but my feeling is that she did and now she's moved on. She's like many before her an ex-pornstar. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-23-10 10:12am - 5113 days | #35 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
2) The models who are in hardcore sex but leave a top or skirt scrunched up around their midsection. What is that?? I can see leaving on heals, stockings or a necklace but how is the belly-scrunch sexy? I can't be certain if my theory applies without knowing which performer you are talking about but se if said girl has any kind of tattoos in the location where they've kept their clothes on. Emma Mae is a newbie American pornstar and as you cn see on the link. She keeps her top on for a good chunck of the time. She has a failry large upper arm sleeve. http://www.realitykings.com/pure-18/skat..._chick_lick/home.htm Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-23-10 12:41pm - 5113 days | #36 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I just got 3 separate emails for a Penis Enlarger, with a special Holiday Discount. Quick, before I delete these emails, does anyone want me to forward one of these special offers to their private email box? The truth is, I would rather not be getting these special offers for all kinds of porn and porn-related items. I assume my email address was put into the spammers' address books because I signed up to some porn sites in the past. | |
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| 12-23-10 03:14pm - 5113 days | #37 | |
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gggfan (0)
Active User Posts: 8 Registered: Jul 07, '10 Location: France |
What I hate about porn : still waiting for the porn industry to provide the content I'm looking for (amateur gangbang with cims and lots of creampies with creampie eating) What I hate about porn : once they'll have fulfilled my wish, I willl hunt for another one ... What I hate about porn : it made me start going to clubs with hardcore parties What I hate about porn is that I love it ! | |
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| 12-23-10 04:52pm - 5113 days | #38 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
I can't hardly tell when someone quits, so why do you say that about Sasha? Not that it matters - she would do anything just about anywhere and one would think she's quite well off financially at this point. But news of ppl's private life is just about non-existent. Where is the annoying news media when you need them!? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-24-10 10:03am - 5112 days | #39 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I don't believe she filmed a single porn video in 2010 and that's very unusual for a performer as popular as Sasha. She had 15 released this year but all were filmed in 09 or before. If the Girlfriend Experiment had been a disaster and she hadn't been able to get other mainstream work then I might have a different opinion but she followed her big break in mainstream market with a role on Entourage. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-24-10 11:43am - 5112 days | #40 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Yeah, I hate that they put the release date and not the year it was filmed. Four years in the business to make the transition. She's a nasty girl and would do just about anything it seems. So I figure, good for her. I've seen where pornstars are asked if porn is becoming more mainstream and I'm surprised by the number that say yes. Hard to believe that's going to pass muster with the moral majority. Maybe Sasha's transition is part of it. Wonder if Rebecca Blue would be the next one? (don't know where that came from). If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-24-10 08:00pm - 5111 days | #41 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User  Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
What I hate most about porn is when I'm in bed with six women and the least attractive of them says, "Save it for meeeeee!" .....Oh.....you meant from a viewer's perspective? Gosh, sorry, guys, I....sorry...really, I am....... [credit Jim Carey] You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 12-25-10 09:55am - 5111 days | #42 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I don't know where people got the idea that porn is becoming more mainstream because I certtainly haven't seen it. Yes, Jenna Jameson did have a few interviews on ET and other entertainment shows but that was many years ago. Have there been that many more since then? The only time you hear about a porn actress in the news these days is if it's someone like Capri Anderson and the only reason is it involved Charlie Sheen. You remove him from the equation and no one in mainstream world would havea clue who she was. I wish I could say that Sasha is an exception to the rule but seeing as she's no longer in the porn biz then we can't reaaly call her a porn actress that also does mainstream work. Whoever is managing her career as probably already told her that if she wants to attempt a career in mainstream media then she cannot also do porn. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-25-10 03:05pm - 5111 days | #43 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Which is really weird since you can't tell when they actually did the work. It doesn't stop people from publishing "current" content - how would anyone really know when she shot it. And that gets down to does she like doing porn? Pam Anderson was main stream and did her own porn. Dam, I guess I'm picking at straws now - At any rate there is enough content to satisfy anyone regarding Sasha. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 12-26-10 01:07am - 5110 days | #44 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
You're no doubt the first person here to mention this particular thing, but it's a peeve of mine, too. I want to see skin, not some blended, pleaded fabric hanging in the middle (and usually draping on to the porking ass). Not in my office! You want scrunches? Get an Abdominator. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-26-10 09:30am - 5110 days | #45 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
One of my theories for this style of undress is that the fabric magically hides the tailbone tattoo the model is sporting. I've noticed that in quite a few videos these days that some model don't remove all of the clothes or somehow remove only section and often the section that isn't removed hides a tattoo or a group of tattoos. I know many of us complain about tatoos and I'm sure the producers also complain. The problem is that so many girls are getting them that this seems like a simple solution. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-26-10 05:36pm - 5110 days | #46 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
A flesh-toned adhesive patch of some kind would be preferable to the scrunchy-bunchies. Wouldn't be as simple, but would be less annoying. But still annoying. I guess the babes kind of have the run of the market if they can tat themselves up and still get "parts," so to speak. (LOL) Yeah, those "big, juicy parts," ha-ha-ha ... Really important "roles," ho-ho-ho-ho ... We need more sites like ALS Scans, which refuses all who have "re-boobed," but for tats, too. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 26, 2010, 05:42pm | |
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| 12-26-10 08:50pm - 5109 days | #47 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'm not sure the flesh tone adhesive patch would work because it would look really weird since it would have to cover a pretty large part of the girl. They could use somekind of body makeup . I think mainstream media is also facing a similar problem because quite a few girls have some serious ink on their bodies. Angelina, Megan and Mena are 3 that come to mind but only 2 of those are still making movies and frankly it's almost only Angelina. Although I think in the case of Megan the tatts are only the tip of the iceberg. It boggles the mind sometimes how completely stupid some actors or actresses can be. Here you have a girl who's just starting in films and she's tagged for what might and did become a huge money making franchise and instead of doing the wise thing of keeping her mouth and just saying how great making the film was a praising the producer the other actors and the director. She goes and pisses on pretty much everybody. Where is she now? Except for the 2 transformers movies. None of the other projects that she's been attached to has made any money. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-26-10 10:28pm - 5109 days | #48 | |
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hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
Megan Fox isn't getting few roles because she bitched at Michael Bay. Half of Hollywood laughs at him on a daily basis. Or because she has tattoos. Megan Fox isn't getting roles because she can't act. If she had even a little talent, she'd work a lot more. As to the topic: What do I hate about porn? Nowhere near as much as everyone else, it seems. Mostly just scenes with wasted potential. | |
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| 12-27-10 03:09am - 5109 days | #49 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That would be better. And the way things are going, it has potential for growth in sales. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-27-10 08:04am - 5109 days | #50 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I`ll have to disagree with you on Micheal`s popularity. No one in power is laughing at him. There is no denying that the man makes tons of money for the studios and in Hollywood thats all that counts.` As for Megan`s talent or lack of. If she hadn`t opened her big mouth about Micheal then she would still be in the 3rd Transformer movie and as a result of that she would still be getting calls from other studios as well. We seem to think that Hollywood is very big place but it`s a much smaller community and sometimes the toes you stepped on were in some way connected to the feet of many other people. It`s for sure that if Micheal Bay black list you then studios that want to do business with him will also black list you. In any case talent is often overated for many movies. Just look at Arnold. He was a able to parlay a role as a cyborg into a multi-million dollar career and no one will ever accuse him of being a good actor. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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