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03-30-10  10:40pm - 5380 days Original Post - #1
Cybertoad (0)
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Well Spank My Monkey

Spanking the Monkey
and many more, whats your favorite
or do you know of a good one.
Do not forget to ad the female versions too.

Heres a Few Female Ones:
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3 Point Shot
A night in with the girls
Airing the orchid
Applying lip gloss
Applying nail polish remover
Auditioning the finger puppets
Automatic pilot
Banging the box
Bashing the gash
Basting the tuna
Basting your turkey
Bathing the kitty
Beating around the bush
Beating the Beaver
Brushing the beaver
Brushing your afro
Buffing the bead
Buffing the Weasel
Burying the knuckle
Butterin' the muffin
Buttering your bagel
Carpet bumping
Cat got tongue
Checking for depth
Checking for squirrels
Checking for the jackpot
Checking my oil
Checking the foxhole
Checking the muffler
Checking the oil
Checking the pulse
Checking the status of the I/O port
Circling the knoll
Clam bake for one
Cleaning between the camel's toes
Cleaning my fur coat
Cleaning the kitchen
Cleaning your fingers
Clit-o-Rama
Clitters
Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
Coaxing the turtle out of her shell
Coming into your own
Copping a clam
Creamin'
Creamin' the pie
Cunt cuddling
Cunt rubbing
Defrosting the freezer
Dialing the rotary phone
Diggin' the stench trench
Digging a trench
Digging for gold
Digging for my keys
Digging in
Digging the cream
Digitizing
Dipping
Dipping for ice cream
Diving for pearls
Diving for pennies
Doing my nails
Doing something for my chapped lips
Doing the sweet slide
Doing the two-finger slot rumba
Doing the two-finger ballet
Doing the two-finger salute
Doing your nails
Doodling the noodle
Double knuckling
Double-clicking your mouse
Dousing the digits
Draining your tuna
Drilling for fish
Drilling for oil
Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists)
Drinking from the furry cup
Driving Ms. Daisy
Dunking your doughnut
Dusting the endtable
Engaging in safe sex
Entering the forest
Entering the ring of fire
Erasing the problem
Excavating the Tunnel of Love
Exploring the bush
Fanning the fur
Feeding the bearded clam
Feeding the cat
Feeding the pony
Feeding your slot
Feeling your funnel Since 2007

03-31-10  02:18am - 5380 days #2
hodayathink (0)
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Where's the rest of the alphabet?

03-31-10  07:58am - 5380 days #3
Cybertoad (0)
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The forum has line limits :-) Since 2007

03-31-10  01:27pm - 5380 days #4
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Probably not a new one for female masturbation, but for an old geezer like me when I heard it I almost peed my pants laughing: Jilling off.

03-31-10  02:15pm - 5380 days #5
Miss Hybrid (0)
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I would love to get anyone of you boys alone

03-31-10  02:22pm - 5380 days #6
Rick (0)
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I expanded the line max to 200 right now btw. I think this is more reasonable than the previous 99. The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn
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03-31-10  03:42pm - 5380 days #7
1BestBoy (0)
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Originally Posted by Miss Hybrid:


I would love to get anyone of you boys alone



ME, ME, ME Pleeassse PU...a centre of excellence for self important paranoid conspiracy theorists

03-31-10  04:04pm - 5380 days #8
badandy400 (0)
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YES! Mine is the coolest! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~

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03-31-10  05:18pm - 5380 days #9
Drooler (0)
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Some time in the '80's, National Lampoon magazine had this hilarious fake interview with the Beatles, and at one point they had "Ringo" say, "Ploonk the Magic Twanger."

And they exaggerated the Liverpool accents so that "up" was "oop," and "gum" was "goom." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

03-31-10  11:01pm - 5379 days #10
Cybertoad (0)
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Originally Posted by Rick:


I expanded the line max to 200 right now btw. I think this is more reasonable than the previous 99.


Thanks Rick
Love the updates way cool Since 2007

04-01-10  04:06am - 5379 days #11
larss (0)
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Originally Posted by 1BestBoy:


ME, ME, ME Pleeassse


Get in line.

04-01-10  06:31pm - 5379 days #12
1BestBoy (0)
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Originally Posted by larss:


Get in line.



LOL, I am.....at the front PU...a centre of excellence for self important paranoid conspiracy theorists

04-01-10  06:36pm - 5379 days #13
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A female friend of mine likes to lean back against me while she Rubs One Off -

04-02-10  08:24pm - 5378 days #14
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