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| Porn Users Forum » Phalluses paralysis....You're supposed to keep it up, Mr. Porn Star ! |
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| 07-04-10 08:49pm - 5285 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Phalluses paralysis....You're supposed to keep it up, Mr. Porn Star ! Remember when you were young and the very flash of a girls panties triggered a groin rush which turned your "member to timber?" Happened to me a lot on crowded bus rides. I never needed ten minutes of head to get 'ol Oscar at the starting gate with its motor revved-up and ready to do its job. No hands needed to guide it where it was supposed to go. Simply point your loaded warhead and turn on the after-burners. I'm sure you know what I mean. Porn-guy's herculean cocks, on the other hand, (pun intended) from what I've seen, appears to need ongoing, vigorous lip service and throat tunneling just to raise his cock to half-mast. By the time his dick is rigid enough to gain entry, I've run my computer through a complete defrag. and 4-drive virus scan. Why is that? Given the distractions of people all over the set and the other little erectile enemies hanging around, in my mind, considering the all-consumming erotic feast he's about to devour, It escapes me why his cock needs resuscitation at all. Pop a viagra or two, but do something to get the motor running so I won't be losing my lust.  Edited on Jul 05, 2010, 08:49pm | |
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| 07-05-10 01:51am - 5285 days | #2 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I say eliminate two problems in the same fashion. An economy sized bottle of birth control pills for the women, an economy sized bottle of Viagra for the men. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 07-05-10 04:17am - 5285 days | #3 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
There are male performers who are "reliable" in getting and keeping John Henry on the clock, and then there are those who are at times, shall we say, less fortunate. When flaccidity looms, the camera keeps rolling ... cut, print, sell! There's no Underwriter's Laboratory for it. We are about the closest thing to that. I just wish they'd leave out the parts when the guy's having a soft spell. I don't care to watch the males play with themselves. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-05-10 12:25pm - 5284 days | #4 | |
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atrapat (0)
Active User  Posts: 182 Registered: Apr 19, '08 Location: Non-USA |
Porn metaliterature often describes how having a whole film crew expecting you to keep the wood for a few hours and eventually cum on cue (not before or after the time is right) acts as a mood killer regardless of the hotness of the model/s in front. | |
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| 07-05-10 12:36pm - 5284 days | #5 | |
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markfx (0)
Active User Posts: 21 Registered: Sep 28, '09 Location: Oakland, Ca |
I bet if I sat in the same room with you, you would have problems keeping wood, no matter the porn you were viewing. Then, when I bring out the camcorder, loooooool  And even Ted Williams struck out  | |
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| 07-05-10 01:22pm - 5284 days | #6 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I agree that it would take a lot of nerve to get wood in front of a bunch of people. Hell a lot of guys have trouble taking a piss when someone is standing that the urinal next to them. A few years ago when my high score buddy joined the Marines they made all the guys piss in a cup, drug testing, and even made a note when a guy was able to start on cue. They said most guys take a minute or two to relax enough to go when some other guy is watching. In that respect we do have to give these guys credit for being able to do what most of us could not. It is not that guy's fault if a limp scene ends up in the final cut. He is not the one editing the thing. Well I guess that is no longer true since digital camcorders have gotten very affordable and anyone can make their own crappy one-man-show porn and post it. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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