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| 12-19-10 08:02am - 5117 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
What is your 2011 New Years Resolution ? Thought would be a fun thread to put up. My 10 news years  resolution is as follows:1. Participate more in the PU forum.  2. Work on a new cool Avatar for my ID.  3. Work out more to reflect the toad pic LOL  4. Porn use is on the rise so invest stock in lubrication companies.  5. Teach others to help others.  6. Spend more time with loved ones and friends  7. Finish my book ( a 4 year case study )  8. Finish my PC / Remote porn project.  9. Go shooting much more gotta love Sigs   10. And number 10 make people around me feel important and appreciated.  Ok thats it, what do you guys have . Toad Since 2007 | |
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| 12-22-10 01:43pm - 5114 days | #2 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended  Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
To quit smoking cigarettes 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 12-22-10 02:05pm - 5114 days | #3 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I gave up trying to quit smoking cigarettes. I figure it'd be better to go with something I can actually acheive. I'm going to try to be 12.7% more cynical and sarcastic in 2011. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 12-22-10 03:37pm - 5114 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Okay...but why'd you disable your account then?  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 12-22-10 04:18pm - 5114 days | #5 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
I find most New Year's resolutions to lofty aspirational statements that tend to be forgotten once the New Year's Eve hangover goes away. Thus, I'll settle for the following goals to make the world a better place on small step at a time: 1. Continue to sterilize yesterday's coffee mug with today's coffee (saves water damn it). 2. Continue to save more trees by vowing to eat more beaver. 3. Press my Congressman to have my official birthstone renamed (it's pretty embarrassing to keep getting "Hermaphrodite" gifts). 4. Vow to finally win the lottery this year so I can continue to stimulate America's economy by stimulating myself with bodacious amounts of porn memberships. 5. Write a protest letter to Brazzer's where apparently "talent" is still measured by one's bra size. 6. Continue my agnostic / atheistic religious outlook and read more science books. Remember: Science can take you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings. 7. Make more friends. Why? Easy. Step 1: Bros. Step 2: Ho's. 8. Get my eyesight checked in 2011. I hate it when my beer goggle eyes are bigger than my liver. 9. Remember that a strap-on does not make a fine unicorn hat that tops off one's Halloween costume. 10. Continue to dream big. MLK Jr. had a dream ... but Leonardo had a dream within a dream (Does that make him superior?) | |
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| 12-22-10 05:26pm - 5114 days | #6 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Me? I'm a simple man in a simple town, so all I'm going to do is spread more joy. I'm going to fart in elevators more often. Life is really about small pleasures folks. | |
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| 12-22-10 05:30pm - 5114 days | #7 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Originally Posted by Cybertoad: 1. Participate more in the PU forum. And then, disable your PU account 2 or 3 days later? >>>> >>>> | Does PU attract ADD members? Or is it that PU membership turns people into ADDs? Seems like we're having a rash of members running for the exit, the last few days. Has something happened that I should know about? | |
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| 12-22-10 05:34pm - 5114 days | #8 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
rearadmiral, you want to be careful that when you fart, that's all that comes out.  | |
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| 12-23-10 06:22pm - 5113 days | #9 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
It's all about control! I'm a man in control. | |
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| 12-24-10 06:34pm - 5112 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
resolutions 1) Try harder to restrain from makin' a too hasty judgment before posting in the forum. 2) admit ignorance and ask for help with stuff I don't know how to do ...like insert an avatar. 3) Not gettin' mad when told the instructions are clearly recorded at PU on how to insert an avatar. 4) Try hard to better classify a valid judgment of what rates a trip to Khan's mail box. 5) Try and make myself believe Khan when tells me he's actually disabled his mailbox. 6) Try Not take it too hard when a fellow member tells me I'm "full-of-it."...I mean, the truth hurts, Dude. 7) Not curse my inflated doll of Aria Giovanni when she's "not in the mood"......or for an "inflated ego." 8 Not to continue nagging my inflated doll of Aria for complaints that I don't give her what she needs....like new batteries. 9) Stop complaining to the pharmaceuticals who makes Viagra that I'm not having four hour erections. 10) Stop complaining to Pharmaceuticals that Viagra isn't giving me any erection at all. Edited on Dec 24, 2010, 06:47pm | |
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| 12-24-10 08:11pm - 5112 days | #11 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Well, let's see if I can help with these. For #3, I don't recall any instructions being posted. For #2, try this ... At https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_rules.html ... you'll find the rules for avatar graphics. It'll tell you the required size as well as what we do and don't allow. Once you have a graphic that meets the criteria (and you know where it is on your computer), do the following: - From the User menu (at the top of the page) select "Edit Profile" - On the profile page, locate the section labeled "Avatar" (about half way down the page). - Press the "Browse" button and locate/select the graphic (on your computer) - Press the "Save" button on the bottom of the profile page. That should do it. Your graphic will be pending for staff to approve but I think it shows up right away. If it doesn't show immediately, don't sweat it, perhaps it has to be approved by staff first ... I really can't recall. As far as #5, I never disable email boxes/addresses. A fact that earns me a ton of spam but hey, that goes with the territory. Hope that helps. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-24-10 09:25pm - 5112 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Help? Indeed it does. And thanks. But You know me by now, Chief! At my age, with brain cells fleeing en masse ... I have to be spoon-fed anything if'n its going to stick. The email thing? I trust you took that as the rub for which it was intended ...which I'm certain you did. For the unenlightened, though, Khan does indeed answer his mail, (yea) each and every one.....with nary a complaint. The poke was intended at myself, who has by now burned a path to his in-mail wider than the bibical version of the sea's parting. Thanks again, Chief, for going the extra mile including and simplifying the instructions here. | |
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| 12-25-10 09:19am - 5111 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've got mine on the rollover plan ... all of the stuff I didn't get done this year. Hey, Toad, I like your "Atlas" concept pic. But what's that green thing, a pineapple? And the other one ... well, whatever. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-25-10 06:54pm - 5111 days | #14 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
If you have any problems when you get ready to upload your avatar, just drop me an email and I'll see if I can help you work it out. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-27-10 07:46pm - 5109 days | #15 | |
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JBDICK (0)
Active User  Posts: 160 Registered: Apr 04, '08 Location: Wales, UK |
To balance the amount of wanking I do with the amount of money I spend. As they say in the trade, I want a higher rate of return, more bang for my buck, a return on my investment, greater productivity... so I will be relying on GOOD REVIEWS of GOOD PORN sites by all members of PORNUSERS.COM... Success relies on Teamwork... Beautiful Girls Covered in Pearls and No Oysters in Sight | |
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