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| 02-11-10 11:24am - 5428 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Mars to Earth: "Send More Mia Hilton!" This is just for fun. First, some background: Saturday Night Live had a skit in their "Weekend Update" back around '78 in which the Voyager spacecraft had gone by Mars with recordings of earth sounds and music playing. In the skit, Earth got a response: "Send more Chuck Berry!" Now, imagine we've sent various samples of pornography to Mars instead. What would the Martians say in response? (The thread title is just one possible example, though Mia Hilton would certainly generate some extraterrestrial enthusiasm.) Have fun, or Wittyguy will add this to his list of Drooler's Bombed Threads. So please give generously. ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-11-10 01:37pm - 5428 days | #2 | |
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hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
There's more silicon in these girls than on our planet! | |
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| 02-11-10 09:23pm - 5428 days | #3 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 02-11-10 09:40pm - 5427 days | #4 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
The Martian woman would believe that all human men have huge cocks and can screw for hours on end. There would be millions of little green sluts migrating to Earth for all of us to have our way with. Unfortunately it would result in an interplanetary war after the Martian sluts were incredibly disappointed with the average guys size and performance and felt they have been insulted and deceived. :) "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 02-11-10 10:30pm - 5427 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think the Martians would be pretty pissed off after we ran a few of their women through a gangbang or bukkake scene. Afterward they would be saying "Send us Max Hardcore" so they could lock him up on Mars. I bet the Martians have really strict restrictions on shipping porn to their planet too. :( Since Mars is the red planet maybe they would respond: "Send more spanking videos!" since it turns all the girls' asses bright red! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-11-10 10:33pm - 5427 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I can just hear them now: "We traveled millions of miles for this?!" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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