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| 10-14-11 02:59pm - 4818 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Holiday Porn Ok its cumming around the corner the holidays. What would be your favorite holiday porn scene. Any are open to use Holloween - Nudeyears and between. Lets see your best scenes you can think of extra points if you give the star names and positions.  Since 2007 | |
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| 10-14-11 03:06pm - 4818 days | #2 | |
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manholelover (0)
Active User  Posts: 37 Registered: Jun 17, '11 Location: London, UK |
The Human Centipede - the best ATM horror spoof, and it doesn't even need to be altered.... | |
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| 10-14-11 03:15pm - 4818 days | #3 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Huh ?  Since 2007 | |
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| 10-14-11 05:39pm - 4818 days | #4 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Before I get into a lenghty duiscussion of what the Human Centipede is all about. I think it best to ask you if you are into scat, ATM(ass to other's mouth), horror movies? If the answer is no then don't ask about the Human Centipede. It would be like asking about 2 girls 1 cup. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 10-15-11 07:28am - 4817 days | #5 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Oh, I think I was Huh as to the relevance of the response to the thread ? Since 2007 | |
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| 10-15-11 09:10am - 4817 days | #6 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Is this on topic? I enjoy photos more than videos. And I have too many favorite models and photo sets to pick just a few favorites. There truly are so many gorgeous, lovely, attractive, cute girls in porn the last decade or more. I'm afraid I won't qualify for extra points, because I can't recall off-hand any special holiday-themed sets that were exceptional. But sites like MetArt and MPL Studios and X-Art offer breathtaking visions of feminine beauty. | |
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| 10-15-11 02:58pm - 4817 days | #7 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
I have yet to see a good scene on a Halloween theme. Maybe that should be a target for me next year? Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 10-15-11 03:57pm - 4817 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's a crazy concept for a movie, but as far as gory horror films of late go it's pretty mild, especially considering the details of what the title really implies. The "Hostel" films seemed to be way gorier and exploitative to me (this doesn't actually make Centipede any better, mind you). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-15-11 05:24pm - 4817 days | #9 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I second that. The part about never seeing such a scene, that is. I'm not going to bother looking though... | |
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| 10-15-11 05:42pm - 4817 days | #10 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
This is waaaaay off topic, so I'll apologize in advance for that. I'll blame the three martinis... I haven't seen a horror film is years so I don't know many that people talk about. The last thing I need to worry about when alone in the woods at night is a monster. Having said that, the absolutely scariest movie I have ever seen was the original The Exorcist. Fuck, that scared me so bad I didn't leave the house for a week. Seriously. But I'll admit that's partly because of conditioning. When I saw it, I was still young and living at home and was a devout Catholic. Satan was real to me then. And most other horror movies were so silly that they lacked any credibility. Then along comes The Exorcist. Scared me fucking silly. I went to Mass daily for a month and stopped jerking off too. For a 14 year old, that says something. Maybe 10 years ago they re-released The Exorcist with some new scenes so I took my bride to see it. She's much younger than me so never even heard of the movie, and she was raised marginally as a Anglican / Episcopalian so none of the scary stuff really had any meaning for her. She ate popcorn during it and I hid under the seat in front of me. Fuck I hate that movie. The only other horror movie that even came close was The Blair Witch Project. I know that a lot of people younger than me didn't see it as a good horror movie, but for me, the threat of violence scares me more than violence. Blair Witch had that threat captured perfectly. As much as I'd like to, I will never watch that again. Recently I dragged a neighbour to see Apollo 18 because it was part of the same genre of Blair Witch, namely the 'found footage' genre. I'm a huge Mercury/Gemini/Apollo fan so I wanted to see it just for that alone. It stunk. Fucking stunk. The only redeeming feature it had was that it really did capture well the isolation that the astronauts faced on the moon. Anyway, for many reasons I don't even look for Halloween-themed porn, but mostly because fright and sexual arousal are mutually exclusive for me. See, I told you this was way off topic. Now I'm off to make another martini... | |
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| 10-15-11 09:51pm - 4817 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Funny stuff, rearadmiral.  I'd say Linda's horrible appearance in that film also cleared any image of her being a wanking fantasy for many-a lad who saw her as such having seen the movie. The Exorcist Was Linda Blair's crowning acheivment. It launched her career from lackluster to super-somebody. And It was that movie which displayed a "turn-around" for Linda, (Meaning More specifically because of the neat way she had of ("turning") her head around completely backwards.) Nothing stopped me from jerking off at age fourteen.... not even the boxing gloves afixed to my hands before retiring for the night.  Edited by Staff on Oct 16, 2011, 07:54am (Khan: fixed quoteback)
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| 10-15-11 11:48pm - 4817 days | #12 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User  Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
I liked the Blair Witch Project too, woods are usually a good place to go to film a good scary film, its the not knowing whats around the nest tree, BWP was a great change in its filming style, very realistic and yeah some people need gore to be scared but I'm with you rearadmiral, the potential of the violence and spooky setting can be more frightening. Other ones, Saloms Lot, watched when I was rather young and that knocking at the window scene to be let in still haunts my head. Watcher In The Woods, quite a rare movie and think its a childrens movie, you might find it on youtube, scared me when I was a kid, again the woods featuring. Seems laughable now but put ghostwatch bbc into youtube and it was a bbc special with well known presenters at the time around a haunted house on halloween and they filmed it like it was real and they were capturing live footage of a ghost called pipes, when you are a kid and your quite open to thinking ghosts are real, it scared the hell out of me. Some old woman died watching it I think and bbc got told off for making it too believable. It is funny to watch it back though, so not real, but yeah I was a kid. "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 10-16-11 01:16am - 4817 days | #13 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Halloween is coming up though...
So, is that one time you were not scared stiff?  Sorry, but I just couldn't resist. (Spoiler alerts below.) I wasn't scared by The Exorcist, but then I did see it in my 20s and frankly a lot of it was kinda silly, plus my views on religion probably don't help much in the matter. The scene where Linda Blair (when possessed) masturbates with a crucifix and chants "Fuck Jesus!" in a demon voice is just over the top silly to me. Or it's just plain offensive, depending on your religious views, which is why I'm betting Catholics feel either genuinely scared, such as yourself--though arguably not the film's fault--or genuinely profaned. But at the same time, the whole point of the movie seems to be pro-Catholic, in that Regan (Linda Blair) is eventually freed of the demon, minus the priests who die in the process, and Father Damien has a serious affirmation of his faith (though he still dies). Anyway, I still think it's a good movie, though not particularly scary, and I could care less about the religious accuracy, though supposedly there are some real priests acting in it, and some of it was actually filmed on Georgetown University's campus. I also think "Rosemary's Baby" is good too, but even less scary, and way more campy. (The elderly neighbors are actually a part of some weird satanic cult? C'mon...  ) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 10-16-11 01:27am - 4817 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 I'd have to agree, though I never tried the boxing glove thing... Still, the only thing that could scare me out of masturbating would probably be something self-afflicted, like wrist or chest pains that I've never had before.  Or possibly an angry partner who's sick and tired of having to launder my "hand towels" so often and with so much detergent.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-16-11 04:43am - 4816 days | #15 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I hadn't thought of that. That was pretty creepy too. I saw that when I was a bit older so it didn't have the same effect, but I didn't sleep with the window open for a few weeks... | |
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| 10-16-11 04:49am - 4816 days | #16 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I think for me (and for many I suspect) it was a combination of factors. My relative youth and religious belief at the time made it seem more realistic. Keep in mind that it was pretty groundbreaking at the time. Prior to The Exorcist most horror movies were pretty simple and had little credibility. An older friend told me about going to see it in the theatre when it was first released in the early 70s. He lived in a small community that was devoutly Catholic (he went on to become a priest even) and he told me that there were people literally crying in the theatre they were so scared. The Exorcist was really a different genre from old horror movies. | |
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| 10-16-11 06:44am - 4816 days | #17 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I third that. Jessica Jaymes tried a scene where she was a vampire. The scene was hot but the plot sucked no pun intended. Since 2007 | |
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| 10-16-11 07:20am - 4816 days | #18 | |
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manholelover (0)
Active User Posts: 37 Registered: Jun 17, '11 Location: London, UK |
A bit tenuous perhaps, but Haloween - Horror Flick - Human Centipede - ATM - Porn....my I think I have problems with flight of ideas.....   | |
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| 10-16-11 08:35am - 4816 days | #19 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I recall a few scenes where either the woman was wearing a hideous mask or the man or men were dressed as monsters. Weird, and definitely NOT erotic. I think those would be the only scenes I've ever deleted. | |
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| 10-16-11 09:19am - 4816 days | #20 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I think Human Centipede is more like 2 Girls 1 cup. It's not gory but it is discusting. I think the movies like Hostel, Saw and in many ways Final destination are all driven by one idea. How to kill the characters. There may be a story but it's irrelevant since it's only there to get character "X" to a place where he/she will meet it's end. The more grusemoe the better. A large part of that has to do with CGI technology. It's a lot easier to shoot these kinds of movies when it's a computer generated character that gets his head ripped off. No blood to clean and no need for the effect guys to come up with the way to make it look real. In return it often doesn't look real. CGI can do many great things but the drawback is that it removes the reality aspect from the movies. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 10-16-11 01:13pm - 4816 days | #21 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Ditto on the Excorcist. It scared the shit from this pius young Catholic boy. 1959 The Tingler with Vincent Price gave me nightmares for years. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-16-11 01:19pm - 4816 days | #22 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Halloween Porn? Saw one recently where a young lass, ringing a doorbell for her treat, was invited to reach into a bag that was held at waist height by the degenerate looking homeowner. What she found surprised and intrigued her. I don't remember the rest. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-16-11 02:01pm - 4816 days | #23 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Aw, come on now, you can't leave us dangling like that .. try to remember! | |
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| 10-17-11 07:22am - 4815 days | #24 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
This has turned into one of the most  threads I've ever seen. From Holiday porn morphing into horror movies with no porn -  I don't EVEN like what ur smoking.So, in keeping with the original theme, my best holiday porn was Heather from ideepthroat doing her Jim-nastic deep throat during the Xmas holidays dressed in red fuzzy holiday attire. Haven't seen them around, so I guess they couldn't keep it up. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 10-17-11 09:34am - 4815 days | #25 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Perhaps this will win the most of topic thread in 2011 LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 10-17-11 02:48pm - 4815 days | #26 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Was it candy? I'll bet it was candy...  | |
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