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| 01-31-10 02:45pm - 5439 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Unintended Porn Reference, but at least my eyesight will improve... My wife comes home from gorcery shopping last night and as I'm helping her put stuff away I noticed that the brand of baby carrots that she bought were "Bunny Luv" brand! And to make matters better, the bag boasts that they are "ready to eat." Damn right Bunny Luv would be ready to eat. For those of us of a certain vintage, I'm sure there are positive memories of Ms. Luv when she worked in front of the camera. She didn't do a lot of b/g stuff, but I sat through many a lesbian scene just to watch her. So now as I'm crunching my way through the whole bag my wife is wondering why the hell I'm eating so many carrots and sitting smiling like an idiot. I suspect, however, that Ms. Luv would be less crunchy. And less orange. But this is my fantasy... | |
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| 01-31-10 02:56pm - 5439 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
She probably thinks as you really like carrots all of a sudden, you might be turning into a Wererabbit. :00 Only you & the people visiting this thread know the truth of the situation. ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 01-31-10 03:19pm - 5439 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! What a great story! I knew there was a reason I liked baby carrots or maybe why I liked Bunny Luv since I probably started my carrot habit long before I started drooling over her. Interesting that she's a director now for Digital Playground, better than hearing about her disappearing into obscurity. I wonder what your significant other will think when you start asking for lots more baby carrots and start eating them all the time and especially why they affect you like Viagra (admit it). :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-10 05:50pm - 5439 days | #4 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
That's a good story. I always hoped that she would have done more stuff in front of the camera because she was quite appealing. The only difference between her and carrots is that she will make you blind. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 01-31-10 05:54pm - 5439 days | #5 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
To add to the comedy, the bag has a rabbit character on it that is drawn pretty much what you’d think a porn star rabbit would look like. As for any Viagra-like side effects of the carrots, that isn’t an issue. All I need to do is think of Bunny’s scene in Lewd Conduct 6. It’s probably 10 years since that was shot, but it still remains one of my favorites of all time. | |
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| 01-31-10 05:54pm - 5439 days | #6 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
So....if you eat a carrot while having sex with your wife, are you cheating on her? :) "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 01-31-10 06:10pm - 5439 days | #7 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
If so, you could incorporate the carrot into the act and say you had a threesome! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 01-31-10 07:56pm - 5439 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I was more than a little curious about the logo and I found a photo of a bag of Bunny-Luv on the company's website. It could just be me but that 'carrot' the character is holding is the dirtiest looking vegetable I have seen since the time I first joined ALSScan. "Ready To Eat" indeed! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-10 10:39pm - 5438 days | #9 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Ah yes, you could. The neat thing is that it could please both. He gets off on the Bunny Luv fantasy and his wife gets a second hard, pleasantly moist stick to play with. Good thing they are baby carrots though, otherwise you might have to worry about the jealousy thing. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 02-01-10 11:05am - 5438 days | #10 | |
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atrapat (0)
Active User  Posts: 182 Registered: Apr 19, '08 Location: Non-USA |
Could it just be the star took the name from the carrots brand? A quick google search turned out this USA Today article on the Bunny-Luv brand. Funny thing Bunny-Luv carrots had issues with Warner Bros back in the 60s because the logo they were using was too similar to Bugs Bunny. It would be great if the carrot company had sued the porn actress because of trademark infringement. | |
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| 02-01-10 04:55pm - 5438 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've always LUVVED Bunny Luv, too! Here she is at SportyOne. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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