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| 02-10-10 08:23am - 5429 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Valentine's Day is almost here Just a quick heads up for any of you guys who are in a relationship ... Sunday (Feb 14th) is Valentine's day. This is an important one for the ladies so get you card, gift, plans ready. Oh, and I'll pose a question I've posed to many groups over the years. When buying candy for a lady, if the price is approx the same, is it better to go with the two pound box of candy or the one pound in the decorative heart shaped box? Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 02-10-10 09:03am - 5429 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I'm pleased to see you are back around, Khan. To answer your question. That really depends on the size of the lady! ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 02-10-10 09:34am - 5429 days | #3 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Depends on the size of her butt. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-10-10 11:23am - 5429 days | #4 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
That is exactly what I was saying! ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 02-10-10 12:28pm - 5429 days | #5 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Good to be back around. Thanks Interesting answers, btw. It's funny, years ago when I polled a bunch of folks (mainly women) the answers were sort of split. The younger ones went for the larger box while the older ones (who were a bit more concerned with maintaining their figure) thought the sentiment of the heart box carried more weight. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 02-10-10 01:15pm - 5429 days | #6 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
A warm welcome back from me as well, Khan. One question: in your poll did you come across anyone who ignored Valentine's Day altogether? :-) | |
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| 02-10-10 01:26pm - 5429 days | #7 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
It probably ties in somewhere with why I don't date anymore, but I've never been a fan of Hallmark "holidays". Ever the idealist, I figure if you can't tell her you love her any other day, I'll be damned if I'm going to pay someone for a token that says it. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 02-10-10 01:32pm - 5429 days | #8 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, RB. My wife and I feel exactly the same way! | |
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| 02-10-10 04:02pm - 5428 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I can always rely on RB to cheer me up! But you make a good point; what exactly is so special about a day in the middle of February anyways? If you need an excuse to love your love then you need a new love. You know, one you can actually love. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-10-10 04:06pm - 5428 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's good to hear you back (I assume) safe and sound, and not too worn out from shoveling or building fires. As far as I candy is concerned I would say it depends on the size of her appetite, not necessarily the size of her butt or body--though one could certainly have an influence on the other. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 10, 2010, 06:28pm | |
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| 02-10-10 04:49pm - 5428 days | #11 | |
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markfx (0)
Active User Posts: 21 Registered: Sep 28, '09 Location: Oakland, Ca |
Skip the candy and flowers, give her a card with a gift certificate to a clothing or shoe store she likes :) | |
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| 02-10-10 06:54pm - 5428 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Valentines day is the perfect holiday for guys that are compulsive idiots when it comes to dates. Women by nature remember all the important dates and even those that aren't. If you are one of the idiots who doesn't then at least once a year. You can earn some points with your significant other. To answer your quesion Khan. You get the heart shape box because it reminded you of her. Your heart, your love, your life. The 2 lbs box of chocolate is only going to frustrate her since you know that she will think how fat it will make her.t Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 02-11-10 12:56am - 5428 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
What? No Vermont Teddy Bears? C'mon guys, she'd LOVE one! ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-11-10 05:39am - 5428 days | #14 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
My wife loves the candy, but always fusses at me after she eats it. I usually get the, "You're now getting up at 6 AM and exercising with me". I'll hear about that box of candy ruining her diet all year long. Of course, if I don't buy it, I'll hear about that until I die. I always go for the one in the fancy box. My wife is one of those women who keeps everything for sentimental value, which even I admit is kind of sweet of her. I get the candy, a rose in a sealed package to store it in after it has wilted. She puts the rose in the box. Damn, you all done got me all romantic feeling. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 02-11-10 07:02am - 5428 days | #15 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah, a few who'd just got out of relationships and were feeling down on romance. Sure, it's a greeting-card holiday that has no real historical significance. Still, seems a lot of ladies put stock in getting a valentine. My thinking is, if it's important to them, then is a small enough gesture for me to make it a special day. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 02-11-10 08:29am - 5428 days | #16 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Can't argue with that, Khan! I'd do the same thing if it was important to my wife. | |
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| 02-11-10 01:33pm - 5428 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If it's important to them then we don't have much of a choice do we? Or maybe we do but we just don't want to risk it. ;) The candy or chocolate gift seems to be very risky; don't get it and she might think you're saying she's too fat for sweets, but get it and she might think it will make her butt look big--and not in a good way... One option that could either make her horny or just creep her out is to get her a chocolate Clone A Willy. Try and take a hint if after you give it to her she immediately grabs a knife and cuts it up! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-11-10 03:15pm - 5428 days | #18 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Well, knowing your lady always helps. My dear wife prefers a nice card and a dinner out to a box of candy. Needless to say, I have a card stashed and ready and dinner plans for the weekend. :) Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 02-11-10 05:22pm - 5427 days | #19 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I'd assume it's not going to be cans of soup cooked over a camp stove. :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-11-10 06:40pm - 5427 days | #20 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Haha .. no, it certainly will not be that. We had enough of that to last a while earlier this week. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 02-11-10 09:34pm - 5427 days | #21 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I really get screwed. My girlfriend's birthday is on Valentines day. So while I agree with Raging Budist about the fake holiday thing just to get a guy's money, there is not a lot I can do to avoid it. As for the chocolate willy idea....very bad! Now if you put a thin coat of chocolate on your own willy and let her lick it off that would be better. Never introduce your lady to another willy, she will pay attention to it rather than you. Leaving you posting in this forum about how bad of an idea it was and being force to rely on you porn collection. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 02-11-10 10:14pm - 5427 days | #22 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm, Valentine's Day really is important for you then since it actually means something. Well you can at least kill two birds with one stone--though hopefully not literally as two dead birds would make a horrible gift. I'm not sure about coating your own willy, wouldn't the chocolate be relatively hot? Plus a chocolate "clone" of yourself would not exactly last forever, at least that would not be the intention. Melts in her mouth while the real thing melts in her hand, or something like that. Maybe if your real willy is in her hand it melts your heart... ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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