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| 12-18-18 10:44am - 2196 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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FreddieAdmin
PornUsers Staff Posts: 0 Registered: Dec 06, '18 |
Where is the most interesting place you've masturbated? I'll go first! A museum  | |
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| 12-18-18 11:40am - 2196 days | #2 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
A museum. The thrill of being caught and going to jail! Not my cup of tea. Masturbation is more of a private matter. Between me and God. Because God is everywhere. | |
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| 12-18-18 07:37pm - 2195 days | #3 | |
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dracken (0)
Active User  Posts: 29 Registered: Aug 01, '09 Location: Chicago |
Alright, story time : Over a decade ago, when I was just a naive freshman in college I decided to visit some family on the west coast over Christmas break. The only issue was that my college was in Chicago, almost 2000 miles away, and while I had tons of free time, I had no money for a flight. "Take the train, you'll see the country and it will be an adventure" my family said. After about ten hours of looking out the window to the flatness of South Dakota I realized they had no idea what they were talking about and I had made a big mistake. So there I am, on a bumpy train in what I thought was an empty cart, bored out of my mind and with nothing to do. Now at the time I didn't have a phone with a data plan, but I did have a laptop with some saved photos and about 4 incredibly poor quality, grainy porn videos... Well one thing leads to another, I find a kinda hunched position under a blanket and start looking through my folders when not 10 minutes later I get startled by a very unhappy looking conductor. Luckily, I hadn't even unbuttoned my pants or done anything, but he goes "We have cameras over the whole train. What do you think you're doing?" I mumbled something while trying to shut the laptop down or throw it out the window or something, but he just walks away. I still have no idea if they actually had a camera in that cart, he just happened to walk by or somehow the sound of me opening my porn folder alerted every responsible adult nearby, but masturbating in the privacy of my own home has been a pretty strict policy of mine ever since. P.S didn't see that conductor again, but the entire trip I felt like every Amtrak employee was giving me the stink eye, 100% not worth it | |
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| 12-19-18 01:23am - 2195 days | #4 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Yikes. Great story.  | |
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| 12-19-18 06:57am - 2195 days | #5 | |
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FreddieAdmin
PornUsers Staff Posts: 0 Registered: Dec 06, '18 |
Wow this was a journey! | |
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| 12-19-18 07:38am - 2195 days | #6 | |
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pinkerton (0)
Active User  Posts: 151 Registered: Jan 13, '07 Location: UK |
not to mention the government | |
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| 12-19-18 09:33am - 2195 days | #7 | |
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merc77 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 291 Registered: Apr 17, '16 |
I did it in the car many moons ago. It was dark outside and I decided to rub one out. Nothing really special...  "Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016)Dogs have masters; Cats have staff. | |
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| 12-19-18 02:34pm - 2195 days | #8 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I get so much pussy that I don't need to masturbate. I only watch porn for the story lines.  | |
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| 12-24-18 03:42pm - 2190 days | #9 | |
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superjank (0)
Active User Posts: 25 Registered: Nov 16, '16 Location: Florida |
Out on a golf course at night. | |
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