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| 06-18-09 03:53pm - 5666 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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pornlovers (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2 Registered: Jun 14, '09 Location: Florida |
If you could buy fake cum (female or male) would you? If you could get a lubricant that was either like female cum or male cum would you buy it? | |
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| 06-18-09 04:26pm - 5666 days | #2 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I do not think I would. I can not think of anything to use it for other than to prank a friend. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 06-18-09 04:52pm - 5666 days | #3 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Badandy's right. It reminds me of a stunt I pulled on this one seriously homophobic guy I used to work with. The crew was sitting at a table in the cafeteria when I came walking in drinking a vanilla milkshake. I walked up to the table with my cheeks puffed out and spit a mouthful of milkshake onto a plate and said, "Fucking blowjobs taste horrible!" It had the desired effect - the homophobe couldn't finish eating and left the cafeteria. All that to say, yeah, maybe as a prank. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 06-18-09 07:55pm - 5666 days | #4 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Id Use it to lube my bicycle with ! LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 06-18-09 08:58pm - 5666 days | #5 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I want to say in all seriousness, but that would probably be a lie. I can't see buying fake cum, but if you are interested in a product that looks like cum, I can tell you one. Cetaphil Gentle Skin Cleanser. This started out as an accident and has reached prank level now. It is in a pump and works as a gentle soap. Problem is, the pump seems to hold pressure in it. So, when you push the pump down, the soap sometimes squirts across the bathroom. Everything about it looks like cum, even the texture. My wife laughed until she nearly peed on herself when she saw it. I pushed the pump and a streak of clearish/white liquid streaked across the bathroom sink. You really have to see this stuff to see how real it looks. Also it does work as a gentle cleanser as well. Very good product. The only other prank I can tell is about dipping a raw beef frank in watered down mayo, hanging it by a string to the door facing above a door in high school. This girl came around the corner, ran right into it, so she is slapping at the frank and white gooey stuff was flying everywhere. EDIT: Looked on a seller site for reviews and found this just to show that I'm not losing it. About the product above. "Also this cleanser has like a mucus texture to it. Kinda gross feeling." My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk Edited on Jun 18, 2009, 09:02pm | |
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| 06-19-09 04:19am - 5665 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I can't think of a soul I'd play the fake cum prank on. Well, wait. That's not true ... But I probably wouldn't do it. They'd just resent it. Pricks. I used to have fun with a plastic fake dog turd and fake barf. Didn't exactly endear me to those who were trying to give me an education. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-19-09 11:26am - 5665 days | #7 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Ha, I have the remote controlled fart machine. Hilarious for about the first 10 times. Still hilarious if you have a 5th grade sense of humor. Obviously, I still find it hilarious. The good old rubber snake is also fun (put it in some squeamish gal's desk drawer at work, always guaranteed drama). Next year maybe I'll graduate to 6th grade. | |
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